"Little chicken, are you itchy?" Widow Wang smiled coldly, which made Zhang Tiexiu feel chills on the back of his neck and goosebumps all over his body.
"No...no itching." Zhang Tiexiu shook his head like a rattle. He knew how cruel Widow Wang was, and he must not provoke her over trivial matters.
"That's right, Tie Xiu, if you don't know how to speak, just shut up!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed and said, "Sister Wang hates being called a widow!"
Zhang Tiexiu: "..."
Widow Wang glanced sideways at Zhang Tiezhu, shook her head helplessly and sighed. If she hadn't understood Zhang Tiezhu's temper, Widow Wang would have thought that he was deliberately looking for trouble.
At this time, Li Feng stubbornly climbed up from the ground. He limped out of the house and went to the yard to keep company with the little black dog.
There was nothing he could do, he couldn't get in the way of the people at the table drinking together, and if he continued to stay in the room, he would probably be in trouble.
"Okay, Xiao Zhuzhu, let's talk about it. What do you mean by inviting me to drink for no reason?" Widow Wang was not polite, she sat on the stool, folded her arms and asked calmly.
"Hehehe...it's nothing, I just didn't drink well last time. I want to drink better this time." Zhang Tiezhu said cheerfully.
"You have this plan too? Xiaojizi?" Widow Wang looked at Zhang Tiexiu.
"That's right." Zhang Tiexiu bit his back teeth and nodded: "Drink, you must drink well!"
"Okay, then I'll have some drinks with you two chicks." Widow Wang smiled faintly, flipping her black and shiny hair, and a scent that made Zhang Tiezhu's whole body feel numb came to his face.
Zhang Tiezhu trembled all over and couldn't help but quietly look at Widow Wang's long black stockings legs, tsk tsk tsk... what a nice pair of legs!
Miao Fu and Li Changxuan have become invisible and are hiding shivering in the outer room...
Zhang Tiexiu breathed out and went to the outhouse to move the wine. His task was to delay Widow Wang and buy Zhang Tiezhu time.
2 minutes later...
Widow Wang, Zhang Tiezhu, and Zhang Tiexiu sat around the table, each with a barrel of liquor beside them.
"Two little chickens, should we drink wine or drink martial arts?" Widow Wang said with a faint smile.
"... We drink well, civilized people must drink well!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and said. Usually when he drinks with others, he is full of confidence and eager to fight. He can definitely be called a ghost at the wine table.
But now that he saw Widow Wang, Zhang Tiezhu felt that she was not worried as a ghost, but as worried as a wine table.
"Okay, let's drink it." Widow Wang nodded and stepped on the wine barrel with one of her long black legs, making Zhang Tiezhu swallow his saliva.
Zhang Tiezhu was puzzled, why did Widow Wang dress so seductively?!
Could it be that he was coveting his own beauty and planning to get himself drunk and take him down in one fell swoop?!
In Zhang Tiezhu's wild thoughts, the three of them started to raise glasses and drink heavily, one for you, one for me, one for him... each cup was half a pound, and the cup was bottomed out.
Soon, each person had consumed 5 kilograms of liquor. Except for Zhang Tiezhu, who blushed, the other two seemed to be fine.
If you keep reading, bah... If you drink any more, it will easily cause trouble... Zhang Tiezhu knew the time had come, and he suddenly covered his stomach: "Ouch, it hurts me so much!"
Zhang Tiexiu: "..."
Widow Wang: “…”
"Brother, what's wrong with you!" Zhang Tiexiu was shocked and hurriedly squatted next to Zhang Tiezhu and expressed his most sincere concern.
"I...I have a stomachache and want to have diarrhea." Zhang Tiezhu covered his stomach without raising his head. He was afraid that his laughter would reveal his secret.
"Brother, hurry up and pull it!"
"No, now that we are all drinking together, is it ridiculous for me, Zhang Tiezhu, to go out and take a shit in the middle of the night?!" Zhang Tiezhu covered his stomach and refused righteously.
"Brother, your body is important. If you keep holding it in... you will easily poop in your pants!" Zhang Tiexiu said sadly: "If you poop in your pants, will you still be able to drink this drink?!"
"
"This..." Zhang Tiezhu clenched his molars and choked out a loud fart.
"puff"!!
Veins appeared on Widow Wang’s forehead, Zhang Tiezhu, that little bastard!
"Sister Wang, may I excuse you for a moment? Okay?" Zhang Tiezhu looked up at Widow Wang and their eyes met. Zhang Tiezhu saw resentment, disgust and deep contempt in Widow Wang's eyes.
"Go!" Widow Wang gritted her teeth and said.
Although she knew what Zhang Tiezhu was going to do, Widow Wang knew one thing better. If she didn't agree, Zhang Tiezhu would keep talking until she agreed!
"Okay, I'll be right back!" Zhang Tiezhu covered his stomach and slipped out of the house, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
In the yard, the little black dog and Li Feng looked at Zhang Tiezhu's vigorous and flying figure, and were stunned for several seconds.
After a few seconds passed, the little black dog and Li Feng saw a black shadow suddenly jump into the courtyard of Widow Wang's house next door.
Li Feng was stunned for a moment, thinking that there was a thief. Through the gap in the stick, he saw the person jumping to the next door: "Brother bold?"
"...Brother, shut up!" Zhang Tiezhu made a hurried gesture of silence, and gave Li Feng the sternest warning with murderous eyes.
Li Feng understood instantly and knew that Zhang Tiezhu had gone next door to look for his bag, so he shut up obediently.
Zhang Tiezhu thought that he was careless and forgot to tell Li Feng, a useless person, before taking action.
If Li Feng's roar really exposed him, Zhang Tiezhu would have to skin him with his own hands without the fourth wife taking action.
Zhang Tiezhu sneaked into Widow Wang's house and started his second sword-hunting journey.
...
"Hehehe... Boy, you are so loyal that you still dare to toss with stupid Zhuzhu?" Widow Wang smiled lightly and took a sip of the white wine in the glass.
"...I was forced." Zhang Tiexiu looked at Widow Wang pitifully, hoping that the widow would be gentle when she struck.
"Okay, I'll give you a chance. If you don't want to get beaten, just keep drinking. I'll watch you drink. Do you understand? Don't stop talking." Widow Wang said with a playful smile: "Drink until I am satisfied."
"Okay!" Zhang Tiexiu nodded heavily.
Given the choice between drinking or being beaten, he decisively chose drinking!
Zhang Tiexiu raised the wine barrel high and started pouring it into his mouth. It can be said that how long Zhang Tiezhu can wait depends on how good Zhang Tiexiu is at his mouth.
"Gululu" "Gululu"......
Twenty minutes later, there were empty wine barrels lying staggered on the ground.
Zhang Tiexiu felt dizzy and collapsed on the ground holding the wine barrel: "Sister Widow, the chicken is not going to work anymore..."
"Okay, I'll spare you today, I'll beat your brother." Widow Wang shook her neck slightly, stretched her muscles, walked out of the house on high heels, and returned home with a murderous look.
2 minutes later...
"Zhang Tiezhu, I fucked your grandma. Didn't you have diarrhea? I thought you fell into the thatched building, but you actually sneaked back to my mother's house again. Are you looking for death?!" Widow Wang strode forward with murderous intent.
He went over and kicked Zhang Tiezhu flat.
"ah......!"
"Sister Wang, please listen to my explanation. Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings... I came to your house to get paper!!" Zhang Tiezhu yelled miserably.
Widow Wang: "...quibble!"
"Really...ah...stop spanking, I haven't wiped my butt yet!"
Widow Wang was even more ruthless and beat Zhang Tiezhu so hard that he doubted his life.
Zhang Tiezhu finally understood why Widow Wang wore high heels. After Widow Wang knocked him to the ground, she was stepped on by the high heels. The feeling was unforgettable!
As for why Widow Wang wears black stockings, that iron pillar is unknown.