"Bold, I...what the hell does this taste like in my mouth? Ugh..." Lin Liang's face turned pale and he couldn't help but retched twice more.
"...Have you forgotten that Lao Huang just treated you? You were knocked unconscious." Zhang Tiezhu said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, I was knocked unconscious. How dare you, what is that?!" Lin Liang resisted the desire to retching and asked through gritted teeth.
At that time, he saw a beautiful woman popping out of the cellar. She pinched Zhang Tiezhu's neck as easily as pinching a chicken. If he hadn't been knocked unconscious early, Lin Liang would have been so frightened that he would have become incontinent.
"A very fierce woman." Zhang Tiezhu sighed and shook his head helplessly.
Zhang Tiezhu never dreamed that he would go down to the cellar to help a group of poor cowards with good intentions, but this would happen.
"I know she is very fierce, you don't need to emphasize this point." Lin Liang shuddered. After the corpse gas entered his body, his three souls and seven souls have been corroded by the corpse gas, as if he was in a nightmare.
It can be said that if Zhang Tiexiu had not obtained the Black Spirit Fruit in time, Lin Liang would probably have died by now.
"How dare you, what's going on with this smell of shit in my mouth?" Lin Liang spat, experiencing the smell of bad breath for the first time. He suddenly thought of something and exclaimed: "No...
...Did your Huang Xian put shit in my mouth?!"
At this time, Lin Liang thought of fighting fire with fire, and he suspected that Huang Tianxiang used this method.
"Ah... no." Zhang Tiezhu laughed dryly, thinking that Lin Liang's guess was accurate, but Old Huang didn't know that the Yin Corpse Bead had been soaked in the latrine before. If he knew, Old Huang would still
Can you use your claws to hold it?!
However, Zhang Tiezhu didn't plan to tell Lin Liang about this for the time being. He planned to wait until his good brother recovered completely before telling him the truth, and by the way, he would show him the love short film he had recorded by himself.
"Hey hey hey... Dasha Liang, do you think my little five is pretty?" Zhang Tiexiu winked at Lin Liang, patted the fifth wife's butt, and showed an extremely obscene smile.
Lin Liang had seen Zhang Tiexiu's bad words and bad hands. When he saw the other party's expression, he immediately knew that something was wrong...
"You...what did you do to me?!" Lin Liang exclaimed and looked at Zhang Tiexiu in disbelief.
"Hey hey hey... Dasha Liang, guess what." Zhang Tiexiu said with a wicked smile.
"I won't guess, just tell me!" Lin Liang was so angry that he coughed repeatedly. If Zhang Tiexiu really dared to put shit in his mouth, then he would... bitterly curse the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.
"Hehe... How about you ask my Xiao Wu?" Zhang Tiexiu patted Wu Po's butt.
"Little... fifth wife, what's going on?!" Lin Liang said sadly, looking at the fifth wife under Zhang Tiexiu's crotch.
The fifth wife remained silent. She was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. Her virginity was destroyed by the boy in front of her. However, the fifth wife had no murderous intention towards Lin Liang. On the contrary, when she saw that Lin Liang was fine just now, she felt quietly in her heart.
He breathed a sigh of relief.
"What...what the hell is going on?!" Lin Liang looked confused and couldn't help but "poof" twice.
"Okay, Liangzi, I will tell you the truth later." Zhang Tiezhu patted Lin Liang's shoulder, showing his white teeth.
Lin Liang: "..."
Lin Liang was about to say something, but suddenly he covered his stomach and sweatdropped on his forehead: "I...my stomach hurts...fuck..."
"Ah? What's going on?" Zhang Tiezhu looked at Zhang Tiexiu and saw that Lin Liang's reaction was very much like a side effect of taking the black spirit fruit.
"Hehehehe... I originally thought you would pull your trouser pockets, but you didn't react until the corpse poison was separated from your body. Dashaliang, don't thank me. Who told us that we are the same mother-in-law?
"Zhang Tiexiu said with a sly smile.
Lin Liang: "??????"
Lin Liang had no time to think about what Zhang Tiexiu meant. In addition, Zhang Tiexiu was unreliable in the first place, so the other party's words must not be taken seriously.
Lin Liang ran away with his shirt off, feeling like his stomach was full of butterflies, and his peeing and pissing people gathered together to rebel!
Lin Liang rushed out of the house and was stunned for a moment when he saw the big iron gate. But without thinking too much, he immediately opened the iron gate and rushed out of the yard. He saw a shabby pickup truck parked at the door... and him.
The pickup truck is still the same model.
Lin Liang didn't have time to think too much because he had already shown his face...
Finally, they arrived at the thatched building before Lin Liang showed up completely.
...
"Xiu'er, I'm going to drive out."
"Brother, why are you going?" Zhang Tiexiu blinked.
"I forgot something trivial." Zhang Tiezhu got into the car expressionlessly, silently turning the car key with a proud smile on his lips.
He is indeed a genius, he can drive just by touching the steering wheel. Sooner or later, Wudaogou Car God will be his!
Zhang Tiezhu drove away in a bumpy pickup truck.
Zhang Tiexiu shook his head helplessly: "My stupid brother..."
If Zhang Tiezhu wanted to take a taxi, with Zhang Tiexiu's personality of joining in the fun, he would definitely follow him to have a look, but Zhang Tiezhu chose to drive, so forget it.
"Young master, although I have a copper skin and strong bones, I can't stand up to the troubles of my elder brother... Come on, Xiaowu, let's go find the little black dog!" Zhang Tiexiu rode on the fifth wife, turned around and entered the courtyard again.
The fifth wife's eyes were moist. At this moment, she even wanted to lose her mind, and she did not want to continue to suffer humiliation at the hands of Zhang Tiexiu.
...
Zhang Tiezhu held the steering wheel with one hand, put the other hand in his pocket, and drove with a majestic spirit. The entire road belonged to him!
"I am indeed a genius..."
Zhang Tiezhu said to himself, why do you think he is so good?
If I were a woman, I would definitely marry myself...
In less than 10 minutes, Zhang Tiezhu drove to the place where Li Feng fell.
After Zhang Tiezhu got out of the car and walked 50 meters, he saw Li Feng lying on the ground looking at him pitifully.
"Fengzi, I'm here to save you!" Zhang Tiezhu roared, rushed to Li Feng in a few steps, and untied him.
Li Feng: "..."
Zhang Tiezhu untied Li Feng's hands and feet and helped him take away the smelly cloth from his mouth.
"Fengzi, are you okay?" Zhang Tiezhu asked worriedly, feeling that Li Feng was a little haggard.
"Brother Bold...is the fourth wife dead?!" Li Feng asked through gritted teeth.
Zhang Tiezhu threw him down, and then joined forces with Mang Jiaxian to hunt down the fourth wife. After Li Feng lay on the ground and calmed down, he felt that Zhang Tiezhu's decision was right.
If this bastard like the fourth wife is not eradicated, who knows how many times I will be kidnapped by her.
Li Feng had been waiting. He thought Zhang Tiezhu had gone to fight the fourth wife... However, Zhang Tiezhu had forgotten about him.
Zhang Tiezhu: "...No."
"Damn it, bold brother, where is our grandpa? Please invite him here!" Li Feng said sadly.