Chapter Seven Everyone Can Imitate Me——Excerpt from 'Everyone Don't Imitate Me'
"The monk knocks on the door under the moon ×
The monk kicked the moon down the door√"
"Little Heavenly Master knows how to nod yes and shake his head no."
""Needless to say?"
"Brother is still too harsh"
"Both humans and ghosts are showing off, only the eldest brother is being beaten."
"What the hell kind of drawing is this!"
""All Stars""
There is not just one table in the private room.
But there is a big garden.
The garden is filled with gloomy tombstones, with blind crows cackling on them.
Countless grotesque zombies all looked outside after the door was pushed open.
The old Yin Qi made Ji Changhe feel like a spring breeze.
At the same time, I was also slightly disappointed.
These zombies are too young.
He has only been dead for a few decades.
"Okay, okay, that's almost it. Let's go when you find your confidence."
He drove away the weirdness from Shuogen.
Shuogen was so frightened by the sight in front of him that he didn't even notice it.
"Amitabha! Amitabha!"
He thought that the strange things hanging there were only left under the gaze of the terrifying zombies in these boxes.
This also allowed Seoken to clasp his hands and use lip language to apologize frantically to the zombies in the door.
horrible……
The weirdness in this room is not on the same level as other weirdness...
It’s impossible to beat this all-death lineup just by looking at it!
It made him want to be bitten and then he joined in.
At this moment, he even began to understand basketball superstar Durant.
"Fortunately, it's just zombies..."
The Heavenly Master breathed a sigh of relief in front of the screen.
"Zombies are extremely yin things. They will be extremely sensitive and repulsive to Changhe's pure yang body and will not act rashly."
"That stone is made of zombie blood. Although Changhe didn't let it shine, it should be able to adapt to the yin energy by holding it every day. As long as the zombies are not completely angered, there will be no life-threatening danger."
He shook his head.
"...You were shocked when you first encountered a zombie..."
The uncle on the side complained.
"I dared to observe zombies at close range back then. I guess that's the case with Changhe."
Master Tian blushed and continued to watch the live broadcast.
"Brother, how's it going? Does it suit your taste? Is it enough to fill your teeth this time?"
"Amitabha! I think these zombies are really old, weak, sick, and disabled. Let's not bully the weak. Although I can deal with them easily, I can't win. What's more, you are too weak, so hurry up Go and close the door."
"Brother, you don't have to worry about me."
Ji Changhe cleared his throat.
"You old, weak, sick, and disabled losers, listen to me. My eldest brother wants this box. Those who have sense, get out of here!"
"If you are ignorant, come to my brother if you dare!"
He turned sideways.
Pointing at Shuogen behind him, he said domineeringly.
"Roar……"
The vicious and vicious eyes of the zombies were also aimed at the bewildered Shuogen.
The sharp zombie teeth are also faintly exposed.
This made Shuoken's eyes turn black and it was difficult to breathe.
My legs were so weak that I almost fell to my knees.
He could only use lip reading and sign language to explain to the zombie that he was really innocent.
If you have anything to do, go see Ji Changhe.
It's not that he is a coward.
It's really because these zombies can eat him alive in one bite.
So fucking scary…
Ji Changhe's body type is not even big enough to fill the gap between his teeth!
"Whatever you are doing standing still, get moving!"
Seeing these zombies, each of them reacted like he had a cerebral thrombosis in ten years.
Ji Changhe didn't show any politeness to them, and strode straight in.
Pull up a zombie and ask it out.
"Don't!"
Shuogen's pupils shook.
Damn it... didn't Ji Changhe know that he would mutate if he was scratched by a zombie?
Do you also want to join if you can’t beat me?
"I understand, brother."
The elder brother's anxiety also made Ji Changhe nod thoughtfully.
He originally wanted to hold the zombie's hand and lead the zombie out.
But now that the eldest brother has said goodbye.
Then be a little more violent.
Under Shuogen's wide eyes.
He directly picked up a zombie and kicked it out.
My butt was dented by it.
"Roar!"
It roared at Ji Changhe.
Then he looked at Shuogen fiercely.
"Don't make trouble."
Ji Changhe also stared at it, and the pure Yang Dacheng aura from his body was slightly released.
This is the power of being a virgin for eighteen years.
"Ouch..."
The zombie who was grinning just now calmed down instantly.
"Amitabha! So I am so strong?"
And Shuogen outside the house was also stunned.
This zombie was staring at him just now, as if it would pounce at any time.
But now... you don't dare to approach him?
"Hurry up, my brother is hungry, he can't even move!"
Ji Changhe said as he clapped his hands in the box.
"But brothers, this is the first time I've seen living zombies. Can they really bite?"
"They say zombies will bite you."
"Then let me verify it right now!"
Ji Changhe was very curious and extended his middle finger to a zombie.
It stands to reason that with his pure Yang strength, a deadly poison like corpse poison cannot break his defense.
"Brothers, don't get bitten when you encounter zombies!"
"This is a dangerous move. Please don't imitate me. I have practiced it before."
"I'm not a brother, but you bite me! Open your mouth!"
He even raised his middle finger, but the zombie remained motionless, even closing his mouth tightly.
Even if he stuck his fingers into the zombie's nostrils, it would be useless.
""Don't get bitten""
"Everyone can imitate me - excerpt from "Everyone must not imitate me"
“The person upstairs knows how to take quotes out of context.”
"Zombie: I endure"
"Zombie: I'm a vegetarian"
Ji Changhe's behavior made everyone look stupid.
Lin Zhengying doesn’t even dare to show off like this...
"Don't pretend to be a vegetarian here."
"What, you zombies are also politically correct?"
Ji Changhe sighed.
At the zombie's whimpering sound, I forcefully opened its mouth, and after much effort, I finally inserted my fingers into it.
Then he nudged the zombie's chin.
"Crack!"
It had broken teeth all over its mouth and was burned and had blisters all over its mouth.
But only a faint tooth mark could be seen on Ji Changhe's finger.
And this zombie also covered its mouth to constantly remind other companions.
This man... his blood is boiling!
He had a fever!
He is so hot!
"Brother, how many years have you been dead? Why are your teeth so brittle? Even more brittle than that person's tooth just now."
"Uh...I'm not talking about your thread."
Ji Changhe looked at the balloon with a human face on the side.
Then he put away the broken zombie tooth and pinched it to feel it.
Do some rough mental math.
The combat power of a zombie is approximately 3.145926 big brothers.
In other words, it takes three brothers to kill a zombie.
This is too weak.
"Okay, just keep it away yourself. There is a trash can over there, so you can throw it away yourself."
"Exercise more and take two steps, just like the one who had a cerebral hemorrhage."
After returning the broken teeth to the zombie, he pointed at the lanky ghost at the door.
Then he carried out all the other zombies one by one.
Shuogen was also teasing the zombies outside the door with Ji Changhe's intimidation.
I didn't even see what happened just now.
"Brother: Little Heavenly Master and I are really awesome."
""The Hot-Blooded Little Master Burned the Zombie's Mouth to Blisters""
""Big brother knocked out the zombie's teeth because he was too harsh""
"Zombies: Are people so crazy nowadays?"
"The second season of The Walking Dead will be over if there is a Little Celestial Master."
"Little Heavenly Master even gave me the feeling that zombies are very weak..."
Although Ji Changhe acted extremely relaxed.
But everyone's mood at this moment is exactly the same as Shuogen's.
I was so frightened that I didn’t even dare to take a breath...
"Come, brother, please sit down."
After politely asking all the young people in the room to leave, Ji Changhe also wiped the sweat from his forehead.
This yin energy made him sweat.
"Amitabha, there is no need to thank me. If you want to thank me, just thank the Buddha."
"……What?"
"Donor, you may not have realized why those zombies didn't attack us just now."
Shuogen looked at Ji Changhe and smiled slightly.
"Is it because...brother, you are too strong that they don't dare?"
"Amitabha! Exactly! Without me, you would have become a walking corpse."
"...Brother, you...tsk, I think you should make an appointment for the consecration service at Puguang Temple for the mentally retarded."
Ji Changhe said with a complicated expression.
"Hahaha, donor, I have made an appointment a long time ago. If my brain hadn't been enlightened, would I have been in this situation now?" This chapter has been completed!