Chapter 11: Ban the Little Celestial Master Next Time
While the barrage was flashing by crazily, Ji Changhe was also trying to recall it.
"Brothers, this taste feels...very layered, and it has a..."
"How to describe it? It's like eating mint dipped in mustard. It feels a bit like this, very high."
He burped.
The black air he spat out dissipated into the air with a grin like an innocent soul that had been dead for hundreds of years.
"Very good, you'll pass on the first meal."
"Here, please give me the second dish. Make more."
[This game has ended]
[Congratulations on surviving all the hardships!]
[The copy is being settled...]
Ji Changhe just made a gesture of invitation to the chef.
A word of blood popped up in front of my eyes.
There is also a progress bar for copy settlement.
"No! I'm not full yet!"
"This is too fast, can you give me an extra hour?"
He shook his head in disappointment.
How do you say two hours is just two hours?
This game is too dogmatic.
He still has a lot of things to do.
A familiar trance came over me.
The surrounding air also became hot again.
[Congratulations on getting an S-level rating!]
[Reward Item: Disposable Face Card (after use, Weiwei will give you face)]
[Reward Item: Game Administrator Experience Card (you can get survival tips after using it)]
[Reward Item: A piece of useful information (not necessarily all useful)]
[Reward Item: Underworld Hotel Membership Card (after using it, you can summon the chef to cook for you at any time in any instance)]
After a string of rewards popped up, Ji Changhe's vision gradually recovered.
The Tianshi Mansion is still familiar in the distance.
Nothing seems to have changed.
"Bah bang bang!"
Only under his feet, the big fat fish was twitching.
"Huh? You're not dead yet? You're quite strong."
Ji Changhe slapped them both in the face, causing them to wake up a little, and then threw them into the creek behind Longhu Mountain.
This stream finally flows into the river.
This can be regarded as his doing good deeds and accumulating virtue.
"Fish: This is the only human thing you did today."
"Is this the end?"
"I also want to see the Little Heavenly Master fighting a frog. Nothing else. I just want to see blood flowing like a river."
"River of blood? Let the little Heavenly Master crush it unilaterally, okay?"
"Haven't you seen it yet? It's time for the Little Heavenly Master to be weakened."
"Ban the Little Heavenly Master next time"
While the barrage flashed by crazily, Ji Changhe also leaned on the unnamed tombstone beside him to relax.
This sudden teleportation made him feel as if he had suddenly left a 24° air-conditioned room in the middle of summer.
But he was still very excited to come back safely from a strange and sinister place.
"Brothers, is this live broadcast fun to watch today?"
"I have to say that the phone with the light on the monk is still usable. The pixels are really high. He is indeed my idol!"
"I'll hurry up and give you a good review."
Ji Changhe opened the live broadcast room of Puguang Temple again.
He thought that since Shuogen belonged to Puguang Temple, it stands to reason that Puguang Temple should have discovered that he was teleported in.
But after clicking in, I didn’t expect that Master Kong was still carrying goods.
It seems like he doesn’t even know about horror games.
The products they sell are amazing.
"...Black Bear Essence brand sexy cassock? Is this idol...having such a fancy time?"
"After wearing it, it can make men last longer and women become more beautiful? Are you drooling after seeing Guanyin?"
"This slogan... I don't even want to say that Guanyin is a man..."
"It is indeed a place that can cultivate big brother Shuogen..."
he sighed.
Time in the thriller game flows synchronously with that in the real world.
Although his accidental report last time had already caused Puguangsi's account to rest in a dark room for a while.
But looking at it now, the popularity of these more than 5 million people is even higher than before.
And what they are selling is obviously to deceive people into thinking they are fools.
Can you make a sexy cassock?
And no one noticed that big brother entered a thriller game?
What's going on at Puguang Temple?
Ji Changhe didn't waste any time and directly clicked his hand to report.
"Tsk, I'm sorry for getting used to it. Brothers, I really didn't want to report it this time. I just wanted to repost this live broadcast!"
"Oh, forget it, then we can only make mistakes."
He changed his account and reported it twice.
"Isn't it a withdrawal reaction if you don't report it?"
""Habit is second nature""
"You're not going to act this time, are you?"
""Don't Forget the Original Intention""
"You really don't give Brother Shuogen any face."
“What the monk is selling is indeed getting more and more outrageous.”
"I heard that monks are going to participate in love shows as love mentors."
Just now, the peak popularity of Ji Changhe's live broadcast room in the thriller game once exceeded 500,000.
There are still more than 200,000 left.
The number of fans has also exceeded 90,000. I wonder if it will reach 100,000 tonight.
"Brothers, let's stop here for today's live broadcast. It's almost twelve o'clock. Let's go to bed early."
"If I have a chance tomorrow, I will summarize it live."
"By the way, when I have time, I will go to Puguang Temple to find my brother. I am in the game today thanks to my brother. I didn't expect that my cooperation with him can be so perfect. It can be regarded as helping each other. I think he also wants to see me very much!"
Ji Changhe looked at Puguang Temple on the hilltop next door and said.
He was a staunch atheist Taoist priest just two hours ago.
It doesn't feel weird at all.
Cultivation is just about strengthening your body.
Entering the thriller game was too sudden, and he was confused in the first half, thanks to Shuogen's guidance.
"Redefining helping each other"
"Brother: No, I don't want to"
"Brother: Do you want me to kneel down and beg you not to come over?"
""There are no (limited) seams in the sky""
"Brother, a person who cares about face like this must not carry Puguang Temple out of Tan City overnight after watching the live video."
"Carry Tanshi and leave the earth overnight"
"Carry the Earth and leave the Milky Way"
Finally, after thanking everyone for the gifts, Ji Changhe turned off the live broadcast.
Even now, he still has an unreal feeling.
"I was still too nervous for the first time."
"Go to the library tomorrow to look at those books with weird records!"
Ji Changhe went to take a bath and calmed down his mood.
He had read those books before, but he didn't take them seriously at the time.
"But why do you tell Master about the horror game..."
"Forget it, go to bed first and talk about it tomorrow."
He yawned.
Without thinking any more, I let my mind go and said good night to the mass grave outside the window.
Then he fell asleep.
"Yes, Not Bad."
Outside the door, the old Heavenly Master who was secretly observing nodded.
Even though I say I don’t want to do it.
But just in case, he came over to take a look.
After being counteracted and trained by Yin Qi, Ji Changhe not only had no problems, but the Pure Yang Kung Fu in his body became more stable.
The pure Yang energy that was revealed inadvertently was also more condensed than before.
"Hahahaha, this big fat fish is really good! Let Lao Li stew it tomorrow!"
"I didn't expect, I didn't expect, that there are such fat fish in this creek! The long river is so blessed."
"How is Changhe? I said there must be nothing wrong with it, right?"
Zhang Zhiwen, who was soaked all over, smiled happily and walked over carrying the fish that had just been released by Ji Changhe.
This fish is not only fat.
The numbness and vicissitudes in the fish's eyes also seem to have experienced a lot of things, and have long since seen through life and death and given up the struggle.
At first glance, the meat is delicious.
I'll just take it to replenish Ji Changhe tomorrow!
"Changhe's live broadcast was good, wasn't it? When you were watching the live broadcast just now, Chairman Xu of the China Media and Broadcasting Association called. Guess what?"
Zhang Zhiwen asked while holding the fish.
"What are you talking about? There is no funding for this year."
The Heavenly Master sighed.
This morning at the Cultural Broadcasting Conference, he was mainly there to apply for funding.
But the president’s intention is to let them learn from the Puguang Temple live broadcast in Longhushan.
Be self-sufficient through live streaming.
This meeting failed to apply for funding and was ridiculed by the monks of Puguang Temple.
In addition, tourists now go to Puguang Temple.
It is estimated that during this period, some young Taoist priests will leave Longhu Mountain because they cannot bear the poverty.
Thinking of this, Master Tian also felt a little powerless.
"Tell us that we have allocated funds!"
"Chairman Xu also saw Changhe Live and felt that we are willing to innovate and make changes."
"At the same time, we also understand that we have just started live broadcasting and there must be a starting process, so there is no problem in funding."
Zhang Zhiwen said while holding the fish.
When I met other Taoist priests on the road, I casually raised the fish.
"The allocation is only enough to cover one quarter's expenses."
"Look at what you said. President Xu wants us to support Changhe's live broadcast and promote Longhu Mountain. Puguang Temple can do this live broadcast, so what's the difference between us and Longhu Mountain?"
"That's right, if Puguang Temple can do it, what's the difference between us and Longhu Mountain? He can do Master Kong Kong and my disciple can't do it better than him?"
Zhang Zhiwen's words made Master Tian, who was already feeling relieved, think of Master Kong in the morning meeting.
Talking about opening his brain is nothing.
He actually said that the feng shui of Longhushan Taoist Temple is not conducive to making money, so he should come to their Taoist temple to practice it?
And they even joked that they would send a few monks to their Taoist temple to guide them in their live broadcast?
He even said that he wanted to clean up the river.
He was so angry that he almost cursed her on the spot!
If Zhang Zhiwen hadn't stopped him, he would have flipped the table!
He wished he could create an account on the spot to let the monk know that Longhushan just didn’t want to live broadcast, not that they couldn’t!
Also enlighten the long river?
I bother!
In fact, after returning from the Cultural Broadcasting Conference, Master Tian was already a little shaken.
After all, even his great Celestial Master was ridiculed to such an extent.
When he saw Ji Changhe's live broadcast at night, he didn't stop him.
Just now he saw with his own eyes Chang He's performance in the game.
The strength he showed almost made his face swell.