Li Xuan listened carefully, she was actually settling accounts.
"A coin is put in for two yuan at a time. The cost of this doll is about five yuan. If I catch it once, I can earn three yuan. If I catch it a hundred times a day, I can earn three hundred, which is nine thousand a month!"
Li Xuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He slapped her on the head and said, "I'm warning you, don't mess around. Reiki is not used for this kind of thing! Just play with it casually. If you really want to arrest her every day, the boss will be the first one."
I won’t let you go.”
"What can the boss do to me? I'm an immortal!" Zhuge gently shook his fist and said proudly.
"Okay, stop yelling. We have to take a shot and change places. We can't pluck wool from a sheep, or we will be discovered." Li Xuan grabbed Zhuge Qingrou's ear and ran towards other claw machines.
The claw machine in the arcade suffered a disaster. Li Xuan and Zhuge Qingrou formed a raiding duo. As long as they walked through, there was basically no grass growing.
Soon, Zhuge Qingqing and Li Xuan were covered with dolls. From time to time, people came over and asked them how to sell dolls. It turned out that they thought they were vendors selling dolls in the game arcade.
Zhuge Qingrou was asked twice, and said happily: "Master, are we too high-profile? Didn't you say you don't want to harvest wool from a sheep? We have harvested so much now, will the boss send someone to kill us?
Silence you?"
Li Xuan said in shock: "No way. These dozens of dolls only cost a few hundred yuan. The boss is not that stingy, right?"
The two of them were chatting happily when suddenly someone said: "Pig sister?"
Zhuge Qingrou's face changed slightly. He looked around and saw a dozen tall, short, fat and thin boys and girls standing aside, looking at them with strange eyes.
This group of people is known as the Thirteen Taibao of Anzhou. They are all middle school students from well-off families. They hang out and play together all day long and think they are very impressive.
"Hahaha, it's really a pig girl! I thought I saw it wrong." The tallest boy among them laughed, "Tsk, tsk, I haven't seen you for a while, how come your figure has become so good?"
Zhuge Qingrou said coldly: "Ye Xiaofei, you are not allowed to call me nicknames again!"
"Hey, you have a bad temper now. Why, wasn't it the time when you cried and shouted to play with us? Who is this man? He is too old. Could it be the man you are with now?
"The tall young man Ye Xiaofei said carelessly.
Zhuge said softly: "You are polite, this is my master."
"Master, what should I teach you? Roller skating? Skateboarding? Hip-hop? Dancing? Basketball? From the looks of him, I think he can catch a baby." Ye Xiaofei said with a smile.
Several other teenagers also burst into laughter.
Li Xuan looked at these little eunuchs with helplessness on his face.
He also went through adolescence when he was fifteen or sixteen years old. During that period, he disliked everyone and thought everyone was a fool. His thoughts in his mind were that he was the second child and I was the third child, and he would often do some rebellious things.
Looking back later, I realized that it wasn't called puberty, it was simply a chuunibyou disease caused by lard.
These teenagers in front of me are obviously at the worst stage of their chuunibyou, and they are blaming the sky and the earth all day long.
"My master is very powerful!" Zhuge Qingrou said unconvinced.
Ye Xiaofei curled his lips and glanced sideways at Li Xuan: "Uncle, can you roller skate? Can you skateboard? Can you freestyle? Can you do hip-hop? Can you bullfight?"
Li Xuan almost blurted out a sentence to them, "Look at this bowl..." But when he thought about it carefully, there was no point competing with these chuunibyou patients, it would be too embarrassing for Da Luo Jinxian.
Seeing that Li Xuan didn't speak, Ye Xiaofei said disdainfully: "I'm sorry, your master doesn't know anything. I mean, Pig Girl, even if we don't take you to play, you don't have to be so self-destructive. Catching dolls all day long doesn't matter at all."
cool!"
"Call me nicknames again!" Zhuge Qingrou was furious, "I'm cool, my master is even cooler, he can do everything!"
"You know everything?" Several teenagers were happy, "Since you know everything, do you dare to compete with us?"
"It's a competition, who's afraid of whom!" Zhuge Qingrou didn't ask Li Xuan's opinion at all, and said straightforwardly, "If you lose, you are no longer allowed to call me by my nickname!"
"Then what if we win?" Ye Xiaofei asked.
Zhuge Qingrou snorted coldly: "It's impossible for you to win. If you win, my name will be written upside down!"
Five minutes later, a group of people stood in front of the dance machine.
Ye Xiaofei said: "Roller skating, basketball, hip-hop, etc. The requirements for professionalism are too high, and I won't bully your master. Let's do something simple today, play on the dance machine. If you don't know how to do anything else, you should be able to twerk your butt.
Well, whoever has a higher score later will win, how about that?"
Zhuge Qingrou's eyes straightened and he asked Li Xuan in a low voice: "Master, whether I call Zhuge Qingrou or Rouqing a pig from now on depends entirely on you!"
Li Xuan frowned and said, "I've never played this thing before."
"Master, are you saying now that you don't know how?" Zhuge Qingrou's face turned green.
Li Xuan said: "Then you didn't even ask me and just started boasting!"
"Master, good master, dear master, you must help me." Zhuge Qingrou was anxious.
Li Xuan said helplessly: "Let me try..."
The person competing on the opposite side was a young man named Hu Zhi. He was dressed like a typical hip-hop boy. As soon as he stood on the dance machine, many people gathered around to watch the fun.
"Hey, it's Dazhi, here to set a new record again?"
"Is that Dazhi? I've heard of his name a long time ago. It's said that half of Anzhou's dance machine records belong to him."
"It turns out he is Dazhi. He was invited to the popular online hip-hop dance show last year, but he didn't attend because he was underage. This year he is old enough and will definitely win the championship!"
Hearing the discussions around him, Li Xuan looked at Zhuge Qingrou in confusion.
Zhuge Qingrou coughed dryly and said: "That...that great wisdom is indeed a little bit, just a little bit powerful..."
"Having set half of Anzhou's dance machine records, you told me that he is only a little bit good?" Li Xuan was really speechless. This apprentice really knows how to deceive his master.
But it doesn't matter, it's not like I have my name reversed anyway.
Li Xuan also stood on the dance machine.
There were waves of doubts among the onlookers.
"Who is this person?"
"I don't know you, are you new?"
"Compared with Dazhi, you are so brave."
"I admire this person's courage. Isn't this just a trick?"
"Tsk, tsk, today turned out to be a crushing round."
Li Xuan pretended not to hear and took the time to familiarize himself with how to operate the dance machine.
At this time, Hu Zhidao said: "Let's compete, let's compete on something difficult. How about the dirtiness?"
There was a burst of cheers all around.
"The dirtiness!"
Hearing their cheers, Li Xuan didn't know why.
Zhuge Qingrou's face was ashen.
Thedirtyofloudness is the most difficult song on this dance machine. For ordinary people, the rapid rhythm is already a big problem. Coupled with the excessive exchange of steps, it is known as the "Wrestling Divine Song", which means that you can't keep up with the rhythm.
Will fall on the dance machine.
Li Xuan had never played a dance machine before, but when he encountered this kind of divine music again, the balance of victory and defeat tilted sharply...