Xu Mingcheng finally sent Chu Shang a series of notes on shopping with his girlfriend. Chu Shang clicked on it and studied it carefully.
First of all, you need to show that you are interested in shopping and are not unwilling to go shopping with you.
Secondly, prepare your wallet and various cards and actively pay.
Then, control your eyes and don't look at other girls with long legs and big breasts.
Finally, after shopping, you have to act as a porter and help carry the loot without any regrets.
Note: The whole process should be positive and cheerful, and it is strictly forbidden to complain about hardship or tiredness.
Friendly reminder: be careful to hold your girlfriend's hand and don't let her go alone, because your wallet will be empty if you don't pay attention.
Common mantras when shopping: ‘Buy, buy, buy!’ ‘Swipe my card.’
Knowledge point: Remind your girlfriend to bring her ID card and knock on the blackboard. This is the key point.
After reading it, Chu Shang felt that he could understand the parts above the knowledge points, but why did he need to bring his ID card when going shopping?
Chu Shang, who really couldn't understand this knowledge point, sent Xu Mingcheng another WeChat message: Why should she be reminded to bring her ID card?
Xu Mingcheng: Because Article 6 of the "Hotel Industry Public Security Management Measures" stipulates that hotels must register for accommodation of tourists. When registering, the identity document of the passenger should be checked and the registration should be carried out truthfully according to the prescribed items.
Chu Shang: So you need to bring your ID card when staying in a hotel, so why do you need to bring your ID card when going shopping?
Xu Mingcheng:……
Xu Mingcheng looked up to the sky and screamed, Heaven, God, let a thunder strike Chu Shang. Isn't what he said obvious enough?
Chu Shang: You actually don’t know, right?
Xu Mingcheng: That’s right, that’s not the point. You can ignore it. Don’t always play with your phone when shopping with your girlfriend. If you have free hands to play with your phone, you might as well hold her little hand.
Chu Shang only paid attention to the words "Don't play with your phone all the time" and immediately put away his phone, but he was still confused about that knowledge point.
He is a person with a very strong thirst for knowledge. Especially when he encounters a knowledge point that he does not understand, he must try every means to overcome it, otherwise he will not be able to sleep at night.
But he had no experience with shopping, and he couldn't search online now. He racked his brains and couldn't figure out the reason, so he frowned with a bitter look on his face.
Cheng Xiran was walking in front and suddenly saw a milk tea shop. She turned around and was about to call Shang Chu to buy her a cup of milk tea when she saw his bitter and resentful look.
"Walking with me shopping will make you suffer so much?" Cheng Xiran squinted her eyes, feeling a little angry. Normally, she wouldn't give a chance to many men queuing up to go shopping with her. But it was better when she came to Chu Shang, as if she was a villain who forced good girls into prostitution.
Similar.
"No." Chu Shang explained hurriedly: "Miss Cheng, don't get me wrong, I'm just thinking about a problem."
"Miss Cheng, Miss Cheng, don't I have a name?" Cheng Xiran became even more angry when he heard that he called her Miss Cheng.
Chu Shang opened his mouth, and after a while of mental preparation, he changed his words and shouted: "Xi Ran."
"Call me Xixi." Cheng Xiran said: "From now on, you must remember that my name is Ye Xixi."
"Okay, Xixi." Chu Shang always remembers the principle of "obedience" as a boyfriend.
Cheng Xiran nodded his chin slightly and was satisfied. He turned around and asked, "What are you thinking about?"
"Why do you need to bring your ID card when going shopping?" Chu Shang really wanted to know the answer. He couldn't search it online, and Xu Mingcheng couldn't answer it for himself. He thought Cheng Xiran should know.
"What?" Cheng Xiran was a little confused when he heard this question at first.
Chu Shang confessed very honestly: "I, it was my first time to go shopping with a girl and I had no experience. I didn't know what to pay attention to, so I asked Brother Xu. Brother Xu sent me a lot of things to pay attention to. I understand everything else.
This is the only thing I don’t understand.”
Cheng Xiran:......
Do you still have some knowledge when going shopping with a girl?
She has been shopping for more than 20 years, and she doesn't know when she has accumulated knowledge about shopping.
"What knowledge point?" Cheng Xiran was curious.
"When you go shopping with your girlfriend, you have to remind her to bring her ID card." Chu Shang said, shaking his head in confusion: "I really can't understand this."
Not to mention that Chu Shang didn't understand. Even Cheng Xiran didn't know what the connection was between shopping and ID cards. It's not like you need an ID card to take a plane.
"You didn't ask Assistant Xu?" Cheng Xiran asked.
"Asked." Chu Shang recited the answer given by Xu Mingcheng: "Article 6 of the "Hotel Industry Public Security Management Measures" stipulates that hotels must register for accommodation of tourists. When registering, the passenger's identity document should be checked, and the specified items should be checked.
Register truthfully.”
Cheng Xiran's mouth twitched: "Isn't the answer obvious?"
"Ah?" Chu Shang was obviously a simple boy and didn't understand Xu Mingcheng's cryptic answer at all.
Cheng Xiran silently cried tears of sympathy for Xu Mingcheng. Chu Shang was so stupid that nothing would happen to him.
"Do you know the answer?" Chu Shang looked at Cheng Xiran with a curious look on his face.
Cheng Xiran translated Xu Mingcheng's answer very straightforwardly: "How do you go to a hotel to book a room without your ID card? It's a one-stop dating process for shopping, eating, watching movies, and booking a room."
Chu Shang's eyes suddenly widened in circles, and then his ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a little daughter-in-law who had been teased and was extremely embarrassed.
Cheng Xiran was all amused. This is a living fossil dug up somewhere. Don’t they say that there is no man who doesn’t make dirty jokes? Don’t they say that the more nerdy a man is, the more boring he is?
Chu Shang made a big joke. He was ashamed and annoyed. He secretly hated himself for having such a strong thirst for knowledge. He even regretted asking Cheng Xiran this question. She would not misunderstand him.
"Don't get me wrong, I, I, I definitely don't have that idea." Chu Shang stammered in explanation.
Cheng Xiran chuckled: "Okay, okay, I understand, don't be nervous, I didn't misunderstand."
After hearing this, Chu Shang's nervousness eased a little, and he quickly changed the subject: "Then what else do you want to buy?"
"I want to drink milk tea." Cheng Xiran pursed his lips towards the milk tea shop opposite.
"I'm going to buy it. What flavor do you want to drink?" Chu Shang asked immediately.
"Oats and red beans, less sugar and no pearls." Cheng Xiran said.
Chu Shang wrote it down and walked towards the milk tea shop opposite.
Cheng Xiran quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to An Zhisu: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, I found a living fossil.
An Zhisu: Which era is it from?
Cheng Xiran: Visual inspection indicates that it belongs to the Cambrian period.
An Zhisu made a shocked expression: There is actually an antique older than your cousin, move it home quickly and treasure it.
Cheng Xiran: Hahahaha, I suddenly felt like I had found a treasure.
An Zhisu: I use my successful treasure hunting experience to guarantee that this is definitely a world-class treasure.
Cheng Xiran: I love it. Wait until I bring the living fossil home for you to see.
An Zhisu: Let’s wait and see.
Cheng Xiran sent a "look at me" emoji and then disappeared.
An Zhisu threw away his cell phone, squinted his eyes and laughed. It was the first time he heard that Cheng Xiran was so interested in a man. It was definitely not just for him to participate in the scientific research project of Shengshi.