The news that Cheng Xiran had brought her boyfriend back spread like wildfire, so An Zhisu, who had not yet met Chu Shang, sent a warm invitation to his sister-in-law, asking her to bring her family members to Lantingju as a guest.
After receiving the invitation, Cheng Xiran and Chu Shang happily went to Lantingju as a guest. An Zhisu met Chu Shang as he wished, and secretly sighed that he was really a talented person. He was as handsome as a male protagonist from a Korean drama. He was enough to debut in a C position.
Chu Shang has already met Dabao. He has always known that Dabao has a twin brother, but today is the first time he met Erbao. He was surprised to see that the two brothers looked exactly the same. If their temperaments were not so different, it would be difficult to tell them apart.
Who is who.
"Little uncle, welcome, I'm Erbao." Erbao is sweet and familiar, so he calls me uncle.
Chu Shang stretched out his hand towards him: "Hello, Erbao."
The first one and the second one had a gentleman's handshake ceremony, and then Erbao started to introduce his sister: "This is my sister, Xinxin."
"It's so cute." Chu Shang praised sincerely.
However, Xinxin didn't even look at Chu Shang, she just had a cold and cute little face, exactly like her father and Dabao.
"Little girl, give your aunt a smile." Cheng Xiran hadn't seen her little niece for more than a month, so she reached out and pinched her little niece's chubby face.
Xinxin couldn't speak yet, but she already showed a precocity beyond her peers. She raised her head and turned her little head to the side, indicating that she was ignoring Cheng Xiran.
"Hey, you've lost your temper after not seeing each other for a long time. Who got you used to it?" Cheng Xiran deliberately teased her and slapped her on her butt as a symbolic punishment.
"Who else could spoil it? It's your brother." An Zhisu was jealous.
"What's wrong with me?" Ye Lan was jealous when he came back. He came back specially to meet Chu Shang at noon.
An Zhisu snorted: "You said you spoiled your daughter and made her temper worse and worse."
"Is there any?" Ye Lancheng clapped his hands towards Xinxin: "Dad, look at where Xinxin is so angry."
Just now, with a cold expression, he hugged Ye Lancheng's calf and shouted: "Baba..."
"Hey." When Ye Lancheng heard his daughter's vague father's words, he was so happy that his crow's feet made him laugh. He bent down and took his precious daughter into his arms, kissing her left and right cheeks.
"Can't you speak?" Cheng Xiran asked An Zhisu.
An Zhisu said angrily: "I know how to call you daddy."
Cheng Xiran clicked his tongue: "Sure enough, I still can't have a daughter."
"It's as if you decide whether to have a boy or a girl." An Zhisu rolled his eyes at her.
"Why don't I just go for in vitro fertilization?" Cheng Xiran said, "I can't just choose the man or woman."
An Zhisu told her regretfully: "Then you won't be able to experience the joy of making children."
Cheng Xiran:......
She suspected that her sister-in-law was driving and had evidence, so she wondered if she could call the police.
"Mommy, what's the fun of having a baby? Is it fun?" Erbao is now very curious about knowledge and will ask questions about everything he catches.
An Zhisu is an open-minded mother and believes that children should be educated about sex as early as possible. However, after receiving a warning look from Ye Lancheng, she immediately changed her words: "You are the only one who has many questions. Have you finished your homework?"
The topic jumped so fast that Erbao almost couldn't keep up. Wasn't he talking about the joy of making children? Why did he ask about his homework?
"Not yet." Erbao, who was a little slower, shook his head honestly.
"Then why don't you hurry back and do your homework? Wait for me to rush you with the feather duster?" An Zhisu fell out as soon as he said it, faster than flipping through a book. One minute he was driving, but now he is a strict mother.
Erbao was puzzled. After thinking about it, he decided to give his dear mommy some face. He said "oh" obediently, and then ran upstairs to do his homework.
Dabao stroked his forehead and felt deeply that he was being held back by his mother and younger brother.
"Haha, what a joke. Have tea, drink tea." An Zhisu dismissed his youngest son and invited Chu Shang to drink tea.
Chu Shang probably did enough homework from Cheng Xiran and had a preliminary impression and psychological preparation of this family, so he was not frightened by An Zhisu's amazing words and Erbao's Erha attributes.
Adults and children drank tea and talked together, and Xinxin refused to come out after snuggling into Ye Lancheng's arms. He asked his father to feed him when eating fruit, and when he drank water, he became soft and cute in seconds.
An Zhisu can glimpse the Atlantic Ocean from his mouth.
Of course, Ye Lancheng did not neglect Chu Shang while coaxing his daughter. He fed Xinxin with his hands and communicated with Chu Shang without any obstacles. They all talked about scientific research. Dabao listened more seriously, and An Zhisu and
Cheng Xiran was too lazy to listen and started talking about his own secret.
At the same time, Erbao's room is upstairs.
After returning to the room, Erbao did not continue to do his homework obediently. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Xia Jingze.
Erbao: Uncle Jing, can I ask you a profound question?
Xia Jingze: How profound? I have been obsessed with acting since high school, and I haven’t taken many cultural classes.
The implication is that don't ask him about courses above high school, and he won't know how to ask.
Erbao: Don’t be afraid, it’s not homework.
Xia Jingze felt relieved and said without any shame: Then just ask.
Erbao: What fun is there in making a baby?
Xia Jingze:??Your account has been hacked?
Erbao: Last week we went to the public toilet to pee on the set, and you accidentally peed on your hands.
Xia Jingze posted a machete emoticon.
Erbao: So what’s the fun in making a baby?
Xia Jingze: I want to die, I can't stop, I am as happy as a god.
Erbao: Do you take drugs?
Isn't it the experience of taking drugs to feel ecstasy, to be unable to stop, and to be as happy as a god?
Xia Jingze: Darling, you are still young, you will understand when you grow up.
Erbao: I want to understand now.
Xia Jingze: You can’t understand now.
Erbao: Why?
Xia Jingze: Because the hardware conditions are not enough.
Erbao: What are the hardware requirements?
Xia Jingze: That’s too small.
Erbao: What does that have to do with making children?
Xia Jingze: The relationship is too big. Even if you tell me, you won’t understand. If you are really curious, I can send you a video to see?
Erbao: OK.
Xia Jingze sent a video to Erbao.
Then a minute later, a strange sound came from Erbao's mobile phone.
Then, Erbao didn’t understand.
Huh? It turns out that making a baby requires two people to fight without clothes on.
The woman sounded in pain and screamed so miserably.
It's really hard. Mom is indeed the greatest person in the world. I don't know how many fights I had with my dad in order to conceive him and his brother and sister. It must be very painful for his mother to be so thin.
The filial second child secretly vowed to be better to his mother in the future because it was so difficult for her mother to conceive him.
"I have to show it to my brother tonight, so that he can know that it is very hard for mommy to be pregnant with him." Erbao murmured to himself while saving the video, planning to take it to his brother's room to play it for him at night.
You must share your knowledge with your brother, just like your brother usually shares your knowledge with him. The two brothers should help each other and make progress together.