Chapter 1804: What I’m most afraid of is my old father’s sudden concern.
Lantingju.
While Jiang Yunjin was still bored, Ye Muyi was frightened and was summoned back by Ye Lancheng with an imperial edict.
He had been back for a while, and Ye Lancheng was cooking in the kitchen, talking to him here and there.
"How long have you and Songsong been married?" This was Ye Lancheng's first question.
Ye Muyi answered vaguely: "Two years."
"Two years?" Ye Lancheng took the time to glance at him out of the corner of his eye.
Ye Muyi immediately changed his mind: "It's been almost three years."
He, his brother, and Su Lin all got married together. Su Jianlin was over a year old. He had been fooling Ye Lancheng for two years, but Ye Lancheng didn't backhand him with a fruit knife, and they were already father and son.
The love is deep.
"How old is Xiao Weiyang? How old is Su Jianlin? Even Ye Zhaixing was born, and you still don't even have a seed. Do you have something wrong with your body?" Ye Lancheng immediately got angry.
Ye Muyi was wronged: "No, daddy, Songsong and I haven't planned to have children yet."
"I haven't planned for one year, I haven't planned for two years, I haven't planned for three years. When will I plan? Will I wait until I die?" Ye Lancheng continued to attack.
Ye Muyi was confused. What's going on? Isn't he the second child? If you don't urge the boss first, why are you urging him?
But Ye Muyi has been very aware of current affairs since he was a child. When he heard that Ye Lancheng was angry, he immediately expressed his position: "I want it this year, no, I want it now. I will go back and have the child now."
As he said that, he rubbed oil on his soles and started running.
"Stop!" Ye Lancheng shouted to him.
Ye Muyi asked with a sad face: "Daddy, do you have any other instructions?"
"Eat before leaving." Ye Lancheng said, paused and then added: "This is specially made for you."
Ye Muyi:??
He was a little touched that his father actually cooked for him specially. This was the first time since he was a child. In their family, only Mommy and Xinxin could enjoy this kind of 'special' treatment.
But when it came time to eat, he couldn't be moved anymore. There were many dishes on the table, but there was nothing he liked.
Minced tofu with minced meat, enoki mushrooms and bamboo shoots, cold kelp, stir-fried lettuce, stir-fried wild rice with red and green peppers... Even the only dish, pig tail and chicken feet soup, did not forget to put tomatoes in it.
Ye Muyi:......
He asked weakly: "Daddy, have you recently become a Buddhist and become a vegetarian?"
Otherwise, why prepare a table of vegetarian dishes?
Ye Lancheng's answer almost made Ye Muyi kneel down: "Tofu, enoki mushrooms, bamboo shoots, kelp, lettuce, wild rice, tomatoes and other vegetables contain high mineral elements of potassium, calcium, sodium, and magnesium. Their metabolites in the body are alkaline. Men should eat more of them."
Alkaline foods have a higher chance of giving birth to a daughter.”
Ye Muyi:......
He was so confused that he made a fuss for a long time and specially cooked for him, just so that he could eat more of this kind of food so that he could have a daughter.
Why don't you ask your eldest brother to come back and eat together? If I am eating alone, is there a high chance that two people will eat together?
Ye Muyi didn't dare to refute Ye Lancheng's pseudoscience that he didn't know where he saw it from. He thought to himself that no wonder his mother was not at home. It turned out that he had known that he would eat these vegetarian dishes for lunch, so he ran away early.
It's so ungrateful.
Ye Muyi stood on the moral high ground and condemned An Zhisu in his heart. After that, he suggested Ye Lancheng with the attitude of brothers and sisters: "Daddy, let me call my brother and see if he will come back for dinner.
"
Ye Lancheng: "No need."
Ye Muyi: "I think it's quite necessary. You see, if a son eats by himself, the probability of having a daughter is definitely not as high as if two of them eat together."
Ye Lancheng: "The boss usually gives birth to a son."
Ye Muyi: "Where did you get the data?"
Ye Lancheng gave an example: "Xiao Rui, Su Ye, Shen Zizhuo, and me, Jiang Teng."
Ye Muyi thought about it, Xiao Rui gave birth to Xiao En, Su Ye gave birth to Su Lin, Shen Zizhuo gave birth to Shen Yu, and Jiang Teng gave birth to Jiang Yunji. His father was even worse, as the first born was a pair of sons.
"Uncle Tang Jian is also the eldest brother, and Sister Jiao Jiao is the daughter." Ye Muyi felt that there were exceptions.
Ye Lancheng: "Is it the Big One or the Big Four?"
Ye Muyi stopped talking and silently picked up the chopsticks.
Ye Lancheng also picked up the chopsticks, served him food like a father, and told him: "Eat more."
Ye Muyi wanted to cry a little, not because he was moved, but because he really couldn't eat these tofu, lettuce, etc. He inherited the taste from his mother, who likes to eat meat.
At the same time, Su Yi, who was far away in the desert, was not spared from receiving a birth call from Su Ye.
After listening for a long time, he understood what his father meant, and reminded him helplessly: "Dad, I'm not married yet. Should you hurry up and get married first?"
The order is reversed.
Su Ye said confidently: "Do you have time to come back and get married now?"
Su Yi:......
Really not, he and Xiao Zhiyi are almost taking root in Riyue Village now, so there is no time to go back and get married.
"So, you don't have to come back to have a baby. You have a baby first and then get married. Then the wedding will be held together with the full moon wine. How lively it will be." Su Ye began to persuade him again.
Su Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "Dad, just tell me, did you make a bet with Uncle Ye again to see who will father your granddaughter?"
"Yes." Su Ye admitted.
Su Yi knew this would be the case, otherwise she would have urged him to have a child.
"What did you bet with Uncle Ye this time?" Su Yi asked.
"Let's bet on a princess castle. If I lose, I will return the castle to him. If he loses, he will have to build another castle for me." Su Ye said.
Su Yi was speechless: "Why do you want so many princess castles?"
"Give it to my future granddaughter." Su Yi said.
"Isn't there already one?"
"That I want to leave to Xixi." Su Ye said.
Lin Xi will get married in a few years when she grows up, and he plans to give Lin Xi the castle he won from Ye Lancheng as a dowry.
Su Yi rubbed his temples. He had no choice but to deal with his father's paranoid idea of having a granddaughter, so he simply pretended that the signal was not good, said "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
He finally hung up on Su Ye, and Ye Muyi also managed to escape from Lantingju, and called An Zhisu as soon as he came out.
"Mommy, am I your biological son? Do you know what Daddy has done?"
"I know, I accompanied him to buy groceries in the morning." An Zhisu said.
Ye Muyi said angrily: "Then why didn't you tell me in advance so that I could be mentally prepared?"
"Do you want to be prepared and run away?" An Zhisu said like a fox: "A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, son. I don't dare to offend your daddy."
Ye Muyi strongly condemned: "This is an immoral act of cheating on your son."
An Zhisu said proudly: "As long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me, and the same goes for my son."