"Xiao'e, please tell me the cause and effect of today's incident. Don't worry, there are really many people watching. Our three uncles and the people in the courtyard will make the decision for you. You can say it boldly. If he still dares to take action,
What greeted him was the anger of the masses."
The second uncle stood there and said impassionedly.
For such a thankless job, the first uncle naturally didn't want to come forward, and the third uncle also knew how to protect himself. Only the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, who never missed any opportunity, was always on the front line.
"Tonight Xu Damao came back and threw his clothes there for me to wash. I cleaned them up and found that his shirt and pants were all gone, and his face was still covered in blood. I asked him but he didn't say anything. This bastard must be outside this month.
Looking for a woman."
When Lou Xiao'e heard the second uncle's question, she immediately pointed at Xu Damao and said excitedly.
"Xu Damao, what do you want to say?" The second uncle Yi Zhonghai pointed at Xu Damao and continued, "You must know that our policy has always been to be lenient if you confess and to be strict if you resist."
Xu Damao was originally a villain who bullied the weak and feared the strong. This time he had offended the public and everyone was filled with indignation towards him. He was already frightened to death, and he was indeed unclean. Xu Damao was completely frightened.
"I don't have a woman outside, it's all Lou Xiao'e's nonsense." Xu Damao said weakly, completely losing his homework and the usual arrogant look of a projectionist.
"What about your pants and shirt?" Second uncle Liu Haizhong asked again.
"You're speechless, aren't you? Xu Damao, you are just looking for a woman outside. If you can't make things clear today, we will divorce." Before Xu Damao could explain, Lou Xiao'e pointed at Xu Damao's nose and cursed.
"Xiao'e, please listen to my explanation. I was in the factory today, and Sister Chen and Sister Chen suddenly burst into my office. They took off my clothes and took them away. Many people know this."
Hearing this, the people in the courtyard burst into laughter. Although everyone basically knew about it, Xu Damao's own words still made the residents of the courtyard burst into laughter.
"Xu Damao, we know that you are being looked at, but we don't know about the underpants!" a worker in the steel rolling mill said to the crowd.
"That's it, don't blame us. We weren't there, so how do we know if it was Auntie Chen and Sister Hua who took it away?" Another person also said.
After the two people started talking, the workers working in the steel rolling mill in the courtyard began to talk to each other one by one.
"That's right. What if you went to break the shoes and left them at someone else's house?"
"Hey, you can explain it right now. Xu Damao broke his shoes, Auntie Chen from Beicun, Sister Hua and the others knew about it, so they stripped him naked."
"It's true, otherwise why would Aunt Chen, Sister Hua and the others go and steal Xu Damao?"
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A genius, a genius, he directly completed the self-consistency of logic. Zhang Zhonghua couldn't help but sigh that what the great man said was true. The wisdom of the people is endless.
People always instinctively stand on the side that seems to be the weak one, and try hard to explain the "facts" they see to the weak side.
When Xu Damao heard people in the real courtyard talking about being stripped naked, he immediately wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. Xu Damao didn't think anything about being stripped naked, but now that everyone was talking about him, he really felt like he was going to die.
a feeling of.
But at this moment, Xu Damao couldn't care less about the embarrassment, and quickly continued to explain: "I really am not looking for a woman outside, you have to believe me!"
"Okay, you said it was Aunt Chen and Sister Chen who took it away. I will arrange for someone to ask Sister Chen now!" The second uncle Liu Haizhong heard everyone's discussion and knew that Xu Damao had indeed been stripped naked. It was possible.
He said to Xu Damao that it was really taken away.
Ask Aunt Chen and Sister Hua to confirm? Think about how those old ladies want to kill themselves, and ask them to testify for themselves? Thank God for not adding insult to injury to Xu Damao!
Thinking of this, Xu Damao suddenly became desperate: "Three uncles, they stripped me naked. Is it possible to expect them to testify for me?"
Upon hearing Xu Damao's words, the three uncles and everyone in the courtyard immediately reacted, it's true!
Ask Auntie Chen and Sister Hua to testify against Xu Damao? Regardless of whether they took it or not, the result is definitely that they didn't take it, so we really can't ask these elders to testify.
What should we do? For a moment, everyone had no idea. Even Lou Xiao'e was shaken when she found out that Xu Damao was stripped naked by Aunt Chen and the others.
Because although she didn't know these people, she had heard that men who broke shoes or acted like hooligans would want to eat their flesh and drink their blood.
"If it really doesn't work, you can ask the Security Bureau or the Public Security Bureau to ask. This matter is not a trivial matter and it's not too much to ask the Security Bureau or the Public Security Bureau to investigate. Besides, they shouldn't dare to lie to the Security Bureau or the Public Security Officers." Look.
When the situation reached a deadlock, Zhang Zhonghua knew that it was time for him to appear again.
Zhang Zhonghua wanted to completely force Xu Damao into a corner. He expected that Xu Damao would not dare to let the security department or the public security station intervene.
Because Xu Damao is really unclean. Not only is he constantly looking for women outside, but he also takes advantage of his position to ask for things from his fellow villagers.
Once the Security Bureau or the Public Security Bureau gets involved in this matter, they will definitely investigate Xu Damao! By then, it will not be a matter of staying there for a few years.
Therefore, Xu Damao was frightened out of his wits when he heard Zhang Zhonghua say that he wanted the Security Bureau or the Public Security Bureau to intervene.
Xu Damao understood that this would definitely not work, otherwise he would be dead, but it was not an option to carry him to death in the hospital meeting. The second uncle, an official fanatic, wanted to be an official so much that he wanted to be an official. This was caught by him. In order to satisfy his addiction to officialdom, he
You must take care of yourself.
This time, Xu Damao really understood what it meant to have a hard time explaining something. It was so difficult.
Xu Damao's eyes rolled around a few times, and he stood up and swore to everyone: "If I, Xu Damao, go out and find worn shoes and lost pants, I will strike with thunder from heaven and cut off my descendants."
This is a poisonous oath, a poisonous oath to annihilate your descendants. People nowadays still believe in oaths!
Seeing that it was almost done, the first man stood up and said: "Even if this matter is true, then you have to deal with the matter of beating your wife seriously."
"That's right, what I said makes sense."
"Yes, how can you beat your wife?"
"Xu Damao is so useless!"
The uncle's words aroused the resonance of the lesbians in the courtyard. The bad habit of beating wives must be suppressed, otherwise the sisters can still live a good life in the future.
Therefore, the young wives and old women in the courtyard began a new round of denunciation of Xu Damao.
Xu Damao apologized profusely and swore that there would never be a next time.
When Zhang Zhonghua saw that this was not going to work, he began to pretend to chat with the people around him, "To be honest, what am I most curious about right now?"
"What is it?" The man immediately became curious.
"What I'm most curious about is why Aunt Chen and Sister Hua stripped Xu Damao naked." Because they were very close to the second uncle, the sound, which was neither loud nor quiet, just reached the second uncle's ears.
The second uncle Liu Haizhong's eyes immediately shone, yes, why didn't I think of this? He suddenly felt that it was time to show off his leadership skills.
"Xu Damao, you said you didn't break your shoes outside, then why did Sister Chen and the others strip you naked? There is an old saying, if something comes out of nowhere, it will, it will, it will, what will Lao Yan look at?"
"There must be a reason!" Third Master Yan Bugui curled his lips disdainfully.
"Yes, there must be a reason for the groundless rumors! Why do Sister Chen and the others want to trouble you?"
