Chapter 574 A group of idiots! (Happy Spring Festival!)
Wuyi Lane is bustling with people, and all kinds of excitement are happening one after another. In the palace of the Wang family in Taiyuan, the banquet has not yet started, and all kinds of chaos are happening one after another.
"Wang Aning, are you confused? Why is His Majesty holding a banquet at my house? Spending money from our Wang family?"
Brother National Treasure, who was leaning on the couch under the tree, was really angry.
Wang Gong was busy with Luo Yi's chores and didn't bother to talk to him at all. He only talked to him for a few words when passing by.
"Stop complaining!"
"Get up quickly and use your talents to greet the guests!"
The so-called specialty is a good face and a clever mouth. Don't look at Wang Guobao's usually harsh words. In fact, this just shows that he has strong language skills.
As long as he is in a good mood and has high aspirations, he can say beautiful and pleasant words without stopping for three days and three nights.
Wang Guobao snorted with great disdain: "Welcoming guests?"
"What guests are you welcoming?"
"Thank you old man?"
Wang Gong paused for a moment. After hearing these words, he remembered that he had forgotten the long-standing feud with his son-in-law.
"Even if you don't greet him, there will be others!"
"Your friends are coming too, why don't you go and make some arrangements?"
Under Wang Gong's prompting, Wang Guobao finally supported his lazy body and went out.
“It’s really lively today!”
"This trip is finally here!"
Wang Mi, who was riding a pony, was particularly leisurely at the moment, even though there was a huge traffic jam in front of him, and people would be crushed, let alone horses, which couldn't get through at all.
However, Wang Mi was not in a hurry, and what was even more surprising was that the little man beside him, Shen Suanzi, was not in a hurry either.
Shen Suanzi was short in stature. In order to make himself look more masculine, he often wore the tougher Han crown (a kind of crown favored by Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, which was still popular in the Eastern Jin Dynasty.)
What she was wearing was a light blue uniform with a wide robe and large sleeves that did not show off her figure and looked very elegant.
At this moment, Shen Suanzi was riding on a horse, watching all the excitement in Wuyi Alley attentively, his round eyes darting around.
"Are you so excited?"
"My mouth is almost watering!"
"Yeah?"
"Why don't I feel it?"
Shen Suanzi didn't believe it, but he still took a few puffs.
Among the ostentatiously decorated bullock carts, the pony horses Wang Mi and his companions rode stood out.
In fact, such short-footed horses are not particularly rare in Jiankang City. All of these homes on Wuyi Lane can buy them.
However, horses are rare in Jiangzuo. Even if each household can gather four or five of them, they cannot use them for a long time.
Moreover, it has become a custom in Jiangzuo for dignitaries to ride bulls when traveling. Everyone is proud of riding bulls. Under this custom, even if there are good horses, many nobles and descendants are not willing to ride them.
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Furthermore, there is no need to learn how to ride a bull, but riding a horse is different. To be honest, there are many children from aristocratic families in the Jin Dynasty who don’t even know how to ride a horse!
No wonder Shen Suanzi, a charming lady who travels all over the country, dares to pat her chest and boast that she can serve as Wang Mi's bodyguard.
At least, my little lady can ride a horse!
To a certain extent, Shen Suanzi's martial arts skills are indeed superior to those of the children of these aristocratic families.
"Someone will ask later, what would you say?" Wang Mi leaned forward and asked.
This problem has been bothering Wang Mi since yesterday. In the palace, things are much easier to handle. Everyone thinks that Shen Suanzi is his grandma and their relationship is very normal.
However, outside, everything is much more complicated.
Every time he goes out, Shen Suanzi must wear men's clothes. Since he is pretending to be a man, he cannot be called grandma to others. Doesn't this slander his sexual orientation as little Wang?
"Just say it casually. No one will care if I wear men's clothes. Don't worry, I'm quite experienced in pretending to be a man. Those drunkards in Jiankang City will definitely not be able to tell!"
"I'm quite confident about this."
"However, Madam Shen has traveled all over the world and has she ever seen such a battle?"
"If we want to have a banquet to have wine and have fun, we must be able to get in. Does Mrs. Shen have any good ideas?"
Not being ashamed to ask questions has always been a fine tradition of Wang Mi's life. What's more, he is indeed ashamed of himself when it comes to all kinds of crooked and evil ideas.
"Of course there is a way."
Shen Suanzi reined in the reins and stationed his horse in the street. Anyway, even at full power, he couldn't get through the human walls. He might as well calm down and think of a way.
"any solution?"
There really is a way!
Wang Mi's entire curiosity was piqued by this little girl!
Seeing that he was anxious but still looking at ease, Shen Suanzi picked up the riding crop and pointed upward lightly: "Easy!"
"Go to the room!"
Within Shen Suanzi's visual range, the tall mansions of several aristocratic families are lined up on Wuyi Alley. Each aristocratic family regards Wuyi Alley as a place for their battles. Every inch of land is valuable. Nothing is wasted.
If you can fight for a piece, fight for a piece. If you can get an extra point, get an extra point.
As a result, in this alley, there are almost houses connected with houses, tiles following tiles. According to the current situation, if you can really step on the tiles, maybe it really is a good road!
"How about it?"
"Do you dare?" Shen Suanzi looked at Wang Mi provocatively and jumped off the horse.
Hey!
This little lady actually dared to challenge his little king's abilities!
"What's wrong with that?"
"Isn't it just a few private houses?"
"No matter how tall the Xiangyang City Tower is, I will feel like walking on flat ground!"
While he was talking, Wang Mi also jumped off the horse. With the help of stirrups, the dismounting movement was no longer difficult for him. Every time he landed, he could land smoothly, gracefully and fully display his charm.
When Wang Mi jumped off the horse, he also noticed the curious eyes of the young ladies. Although they could not attend such a high-level party, they also hoped to find an opportunity to catch a glimpse of the handsome man out on the street.
Some of them opened the window, some looked through the crack in the door, and all of them were amazed when they saw Wang Mi dismounting gracefully.
Mr. Wang is so handsome!
I don’t know which wife in the future will be so lucky to be his wife. It takes many lifetimes to cultivate!
Among the crowd, the young lady with quick eyesight finally caught Wang Mi Junyi's figure. They all marveled and followed Wang Shilang with their eyes.
Shen Suanzi also saw the envious looks in the ladies' eyes and said angrily: "A bunch of idiots!"
Wang Mi tied the clothes around his waist and said with a smile: "Why should I be the same as them? Even if they chase me, they can't be my little grandma!"
"What did you say?"
"you!"
"Can you say that again!"
When the word "little grandma" was mentioned, Shen Suanzi's face turned red!
It turns out that in someone's eyes, he really regarded her as his concubine's reserve team!
That’s not true!
He thinks beautifully!
Shen Suanzi was furious, but she couldn't quarrel with him. She jumped up and grabbed the low wall of a courtyard. She didn't know which courtyard it was, so she just climbed up to the roof tiles to get rid of the problem.