"Who wants to kiss you? You're a bastard! You go away, or I'm going to call you an indecent assault!"
"Don't touch your nose or face. If you don't want to kiss, you won't kiss."
Ye Qing snorted coldly, poured himself a cup of tea, and continued: "You know about the upcoming wedding?"
"I heard from my brother that even the other three kingdoms have sent their princes to compete with you. If you still have the time to chat with me here, aren't you afraid that your majesty, whom you care about most, will change your mind?"
"He dares? I'll let him know what Zhenfu Gang is!"
Ye Qing curled his lips and then said: "What are the origins of those three princes? Did your brother tell you?"
Before leaving, Ye Qing was entrusted with an important task by Qin Mengxue, asking Ye Qing to receive the princes of the other three countries. Although Ye Qing was unwilling, it was Qin Mengxue's request after all, and it was difficult for Ye Qing to refuse.
However, Ye Qing really didn't have much interest. He only wanted to treat them to food and drink, and then just get out when the time came. If he really wanted to compete for the position of the emperor's wife, a beating would be inevitable.
"I heard my brother mention it. Cao Xu, the second prince of the Wei Wu Empire, was quite handsome. He proposed marriage to me in the early years, but my brother refused. He said that Cao Xu was a womanizer and would have wives and concubines.
They are afraid that I will be wronged if I get married.
There is also Wang Chang, the third prince of the Wuwang Empire. It is said that this person is extremely talented. He is already a half-step master at the age of 19. He has strong cultivation. Looking at the five countries, there are few princes who can compare with him. Of course,
The elder brother said that King Su was actually not weaker than him, but he just didn't bother to deal with these fictitious things.
As for Lü Shikuang, the crown prince of the Qianlu Empire, my brother doesn’t know much about this person. After all, the Qianlu Empire and the Li Tang Empire are far apart, and the two countries have little intersection.”
"From what you're saying, do they really want to compete for this position?"
"It's almost the same. Anyway, my brother said that if you don't cheer up, it might be a bit difficult."
"Believe me, your man is not comparable to cats and dogs."
Hearing this, Li Yuechan's eyes suddenly turned red. "You man," she said, all her dissatisfaction with Ye Qing during this period disappeared.
"The man I, Li Yuechan, like is naturally the best among men."
"I like to hear these words. How many words are you praising?"
"ah?"
"Ah what? Let you praise me more."
This stumped Li Yuechan.
According to the normal direction of the story, Ye Qing should be humble now, and then praise Li Yuechan a few words. Both host and guest would be happy, but what about now?
"You... are so thick-skinned."
"This sentence doesn't sound very nice, but it doesn't matter. I think you are complimenting me. You should read more books in the future. Being uneducated will make others look down on you."
"You are uneducated! After all, I am familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, Women's Virtue and Women's Classics, and am proficient in all six arts. Is this called uneducated?"
Li Yuechan raised her head and happened to see Ye Qing's disdainful expression. She immediately blushed and said impatiently: "What do you mean? Could it be that you have read a lot of books?"
"The moth is like a golden thread in the snow and willows. His laughter is full of dark fragrance. The crowd has searched for him thousands of times. Suddenly I look back, but that person is there, in the dimly lit place.
The orchid blossoms are not a sad thing. Overlapping tear stains and brocade characters indicate that love is the only thing in life that is hard to die.
Do you still want to hear it? Do you want to hear what I have to say?"
Li Yuechan froze on the spot, her mouth opened wide enough to fit an egg in.
"You, you, you! How come I have never heard of these poems? Do you know how to compose poems?"
"You can understand it that way."
Ye Qing raised his head proudly, not blushing at all for his behavior of copying poems.
"Why have I never heard you mention it before?"
"I'm talented, why should I mention it to everyone? Why don't I just put up a sign? Poetry is just a trail after all. I can write two kilograms in a cup of tea, so I'm asking you if you're good at it?"
"What a mouthful you are! Why are you saying such elegant things so awkwardly?"
"Fengya? A few sour scholars drink a few glasses of turbid wine, hum a few lines, and say a few obscure poems, and that's called Fengya? Are they worthy?
Besides, if we can’t rule the country with letters and we can’t bring peace to the country with force, what use are they?”
Whether it's Confucianism, Taoism, or even Lingshan Buddhism, Ye Qing doesn't have much goodwill towards them. One is because he has seen them do too many evil things, and the other is that Ye Qing is a person with no faith.
, Ye Qing has no interest in being loyal to the emperor, being promoted to the throne, or whether the Buddhist sect advocates becoming a Buddha.
"What you said is quite pertinent. My brother also often said that in fact, the most important thing is not to have close friendships with literati. This is the reason why literati are easy to talk to each other."
"Tsk, you are about to get married, why do you keep talking about your brother every day? I don't like to hear it. You are not allowed to call him brother in the future."
"Then what's my name?"
"What does it have to do with me? Anyway, if you call Brother Wu Wang in front of me again, I will break his legs. Believe me, I will do what I say."
How innocent is King Wu? It's a pity that at this moment, his mind is full of things about the Li Tang Empire, and he has no idea that his dog's legs are about to be interrupted by Ye Qing.
"Oh, I just saw Brother Ye just reminiscing about old times and forgetting to talk about business!"
In the pavilion, King Wu slapped his thigh, looking a little regretful.
"What are you doing here?"
It was getting late, and Ye Qing couldn't stay overnight at the embassy. He was about to leave when he saw King Wu when he went out. He asked doubtfully: "You want to see me for something?"
"There is one thing. I would like to ask Brother Ye to give me some advice."
"Let's go out and talk."
Looking at the two people leaving side by side, Li Yuechan waved her hands and said: "Ye Qing, brother...Li Chengren, you guys walk slower and pay attention to your safety!"
King Wu suddenly staggered. He couldn't believe his ears. He turned to look at Li Yuechan and said, "What did you call me just now?"
"I..." Li Yuechan stuck out her tongue and looked around to talk to him.
"Why don't you call me brother? You can also call me brother!"
"Ye Qing won't let..."
Faced with King Wu's questioning, Li Yuechan had no choice but to ask Ye Qing to confess. King Wu turned to look at Ye Qing, who nodded calmly and said: "Yes, I gave it to you. She is indeed my wife.
good."
"Brother Ye, what does this mean? Yue Chan and I have been together for many years, and since we were little..."
"Stop, stop, stop! I'm not asking you to sever the relationship, I'm just changing your name. It's not that serious. As for the reason... Your Highness, do you think that leg is not that important?"
"Of course both legs are important. You ask me why you are doing this. I am asking you why..."
The more Wang Wu talked, the more something was wrong. Gradually, he also noticed the deep meaning in Ye Qing's words. He stared at Ye Qing with a dark face, but did not say a word.
"Do you understand now?"
"I understand, if I keep talking nonsense, you will break my legs."
"Excellent, His Highness King Wu is so smart, Ye Qing admires him very much!"