Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be the instructor Lin Hui and Zhao Mingyuan Chapter 500 It's just a drill, do you want to play so hard?
Chapter 500 It's just a drill, do you want to play so hard?
"Ah...oh, ah, mother!"
Lin Hui walked on the playground with his hands behind his back and a smile.
The whole group has been divided into two teams by him.
One group of people stood upright, while another group of people took wooden boards and smashed them hard against them.
The reason for using wooden boards is that nothing else is used.
Mainly because everyone has just started practicing and needs to have a step-by-step process.
If you just use bricks, fire tongs, and baseball bats right after you come up, you probably won’t be able to practice for a few times before the whole group has to lie down.
As Lin Hui walked, he shouted: "Exercise the muscles, bones and skin on the outside, and practice one breath on the other. Hard Qigong is to train every part of your body to be as hard as iron. In this way, when someone hits you, the only person who hurts is himself!"
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"In the past, you have done some superficial training, but there are only three or four parts of your body that can really withstand beatings."
"Now, I require every inch of your body to become strong and resistant to beatings. Even if your brother is kicked, you must continue to fight for me!"
Everyone's face was filled with bitterness. Wouldn't this mother-in-law have another move to kick her in the crotch?
If you really practice like this, how many people will have to cut off their descendants?
Of course, if you master it, it will be great.
After getting married, the daughter-in-law will be happy every day, and the quality of the marriage will be very high.
Wang Chen grimaced in pain: "Erhu, can you be gentler? You're so harsh. I'll hit you later, so be careful!"
Chen Erhu looked embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I started a little too hard, I'll be gentle now."
Lin Hui yelled: "No one is allowed to show mercy. If you dare to secretly release the water, you will be taken out alone later and everyone will take turns beating him!"
Chen Erhu was startled: "Brother Yong, I'm sorry. This was not my original intention. I don't want to hit you at all."
After saying that, he picked up the wooden board and smashed it hard.
Wang Yong covered his buttocks and jumped up as soon as he hit the ground: "I'm going to fuck you!"
The pain caused him to burst into tears, and he was swatted back.
He never dreamed that he would have to be spanked as he grew so big, and that he would be spanked so hard.
He was so angry that he yelled, "Erhu, you big idiot!"
Chen Erhu apologized and slapped him hard at the same time; "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
In the next two days, the tiger group was filled with all kinds of screams.
According to Lin Hui's requirements, everyone underwent special training.
Perform anti-punch exercises for every part of the body.
However, before everyone went to bed at night, Lin Hui would still give them homemade decoction.
Although it is not a magic medicine that can cure all diseases and strengthen muscles and bones.
But it can more or less play a role in promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis and helping the body recover.
They had been taking this medicine before, which was similar to energy drinks, but more effective.
But even so, in the next few days, these guys were still covered in injuries.
There is no good place from top to bottom, and it starts to feel wobbly when walking.
Seeing everyone's appearance, Lin Hui finally showed a satisfied smile on his face.
His purpose of training like this is not only to strengthen their resistance to fighting, but also to lead them to the next training when they are at their weakest.
Only when a person is extremely tired and at his weakest can he be able to unleash his potential and have a strong desire to survive.
In this way, the training effect will naturally be doubled with half the effort.
Lin Hui asked the group leader to assemble the team.
Shu Gang immediately blew the assembly whistle: "Everyone, assemble!"
A group of people walked over tremblingly, supporting each other.
Those who didn’t know better thought he was in a nursing home.
"Brother Yong, come and help me."
"Help me, uncle, look at how badly you've beaten me, and you still have the nerve to talk!"
"You are not gentle, my legs are almost broken by you!"
"You deserve it. Who told you to stare at my butt and spank me? Damn it, my butt has swollen to twice its size. When I squat down and poop, it hurts as if it's going to explode!"
The people next to him spoke up: "Okay, you all have settled down. This bastard kicked me in the crotch several times. If I hadn't clamped my legs tightly and hid in time, I would have become a father-in-law now!"
A guy with a pig-headed face cried sadly: "Then you don't have to hit me in the face all the time. Look at what you've done to me. My mother may not even recognize me when she comes!"
The man just said: "Didn't the deputy captain say that all parts of the body must be trained? I am taking special care of you. What do you know?"
The pig-headed guy was so angry: "I'm taking care of you, uncle. I'm also taking special care of you by kicking you in the crotch..."
Everyone came over to gather while cursing.
The team was sparse and not as orderly as usual.
Soon, Lin Hui led someone over from a distance.
Everyone behind them was holding several umbrella bags.
They walked to the back of the team and placed their umbrella bags neatly on the ground.
Everyone stared with wide eyes, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in their hearts.
Lin Hui glanced at them: "Are you tired from recent training?"
Everyone shook their heads crazily: "Not tired, not tired, not tired at all!"
Lin Hui snorted, have these brats reacted faster?
He smiled and said: "Since you are not tired, let's change to another event to practice. This one is getting tired!"
Everyone had a downcast face and walked through the most difficult road, which was the deputy leader's routine.
Xu Da swallowed hard.
When he was moving equipment last time, he already felt something bad when he saw these things.
Unexpectedly, the nightmare was coming so soon.
He grimaced: "Deputy commander, we are infantry, and we are also mountain infantry. What are you doing with these parachute bags?"
Others nodded: "Yes, we don't need these, right?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "Didn't you say last time that we could be called the Flying Tigers?"
"Today I'm here to fulfill your wishes, realize your dreams, let you truly fly freely, and be a veritable flying tiger. Are you happy?"
Everyone was stunned and almost knelt down on the spot.
Just hearing the word "fly" makes many people's legs weak.
Especially those who are afraid of heights, their faces turn pale instantly.
If it were anyone else, it might just be a talk.
But they knew Lin Hui's urine properties very well, and they must be true to his word.
If you say you want to fly, you definitely mean flying.
When they thought about jumping down from hundreds or thousands of meters high with umbrellas on their backs, everyone's bladder started to feel tight.
"Deputy leader, don't be ridiculous. We are just a bunch of landlubbers. It's God's business."
"Just spare us, we don't want to die young."
"Yeah, even if we have a parachute, we don't have a plane, so why don't we have the conditions to practice?"
"What's more important is that this thing is very technical. If there are no professionals to teach us, we will be smashed into meat patties if we go down!"
Lin Hui saw everyone complaining and raised his hand to stop: "What are you yelling about? Who said no one taught you?"
Everyone looked at each other with doubts on their faces: "Who taught us?"
Lin Hui patted his chest and said with a smile: "Me, I can learn first. Can't I teach you after I learn it?"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Everyone burst into tears and wished they could hang themselves from a crooked tree.
Wang Yong beat his chest and said: "Brother Hui, we are all loyal to you, please don't harm us!"
Chen Erhu also cried sadly: "Brother Hui, I am the only child in the family. If I die, the old Chen family will be wiped out!"
Others also cried and begged for mercy: "Deputy commander, you could have killed us directly, but you still gave us an umbrella bag. You, you are really too generous. We thank you for being our ancestors for eight generations!"
Lin Hui looked at this group of people as if they were attending a funeral, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.
You don’t trust me so much, but at least I have people who learn the system!
What’s so difficult about skydiving? You’ll learn it if you jump a few times.
Just as he was about to speak, there was a sudden roar in the distance.
The sound moves from far to near.
After arriving at the gate, there was a frantic buzzing sound from the engine.
Lin Hui looked over there, and everyone turned their heads curiously.
I saw a young man with yellow hair pushing open the scissor door, getting out of a fiery red Ferrari sports car, waving vigorously towards the inside: "Lin Hui, come out quickly, I am your dearest brother!"