Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be the instructor Lin Hui and Zhao Mingyuan Chapter 184 Three axes of the wild wolf brigade
Lin Hui stretched and got out: "It felt so comfortable after a good sleep!"
"woke up?"
Lin Hui turned his head and Xu Da handed over a kettle.
"Thank you monitor."
Lin Hui was not polite and drank heavily.
I have been running for most of the night and have only rested for three hours so far. I am indeed a little thirsty.
Xu Da looked at him and asked: "What should we do next?"
Lin Hui was stunned for a moment, suddenly having the illusion that he was more like the squad leader and Xu Da was a recruit.
He handed the kettle back and said with a smile: "If my guess is correct, the Blue Army will definitely be so angry that they will dig deep to find us."
Xu Da smiled bitterly: "Does this need to be said?"
Four people can kill hundreds of people on the other side.
If it was killed by the main force of the red side, that would be fine.
Being killed by the four of them in this way was really embarrassing and was thrown into my grandma's house.
Even if the Blue Army won at the end of the exercise, the old face of the Blue Army Commander could not be tolerated.
Especially those Blue Army soldiers who died tragically without even lifting their pants.
It is estimated that it will leave a psychological shadow for the rest of my life...
"Have you figured out what to do?"
Lin Hui nodded: "I'm going to lure them away."
Xu Da was confused: "You want to use yourself as bait? Absolutely not!"
Lin Hui: "Monitor..."
Xu Da interrupted directly: "No matter what happens, nothing can happen to you. You are our backbone. You may be able to create more miracles while you are alive. Leave it to me to be the bait!"
Just as Lin Hui was about to speak, he was interrupted again by Xu Da with a wave of his hand: "Don't try to persuade me. You've made such a big contribution this time. It's enough. You've done enough for me. I can't let you take risks anymore."
"Our group is gone. As the monitor, I should do something for you!"
Lin Hui smiled bitterly: "Squad leader, you misunderstood, I have no intention of persuading you."
Xu Da has black lines all over his head.
Are you wasting your love by cooperating with me?
Why don't you try to be humble and compete with me? This will make me lose face!
Lin Hui smiled and said: "Squad leader, what I mean is that none of us will be used as bait."
Xu Da was confused: "How can we lure away the enemy if we don't use it as bait?"
Lin Hui patted the Blue Army uniform on his body: "There is a small chip on the signal sensor on our body, which is sending signals to the outside all the time, both on the red and blue sides. We are wearing Blue Army clothes, and the chip is
With their frequency, as long as they use high-tech equipment, they can easily find us."
As he spoke, he took out the smoke detector from his body.
After taking it apart, there is indeed a small chip inside.
The main function of this thing is to receive laser sensors and also prevent soldiers from getting lost, which is equivalent to GPS positioning.
Although it looks inconspicuous, this thing is worth a lot of money and cannot be lost casually.
Xu Da stared at the small chip on his hand and frowned.
The next second his eyes suddenly lit up: "Do you want to leave this thing here and set off smoke bombs for the Blue Army?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Half of it was right."
Xu Da scratched his head, looking puzzled.
Lin Hui said with a smile: "Things are dead. If you leave them here, even a fool can guess that we have deducted the chip. Moreover, if they come here and follow the traces, it won't take long for us to be arrested."
Catch up."
"If we send out another helicopter, it will be hard to fly."
Xu Da stared at him: "So, what do you want to say?"
Lin Hui chuckled and slapped the haystack next to him.
The next second, Wang Yong jumped out of it like a spring, drooling at the corner of his mouth: "What's going on, what's going on?"
Chen Erhu also immediately got up from the grass: "Is the enemy coming?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "The sun is shining on your butt, it's time to get up and work!"
The two looked around blankly, with expressions of despair on their faces: "Brother Hui, if there are no enemies coming, let us sleep a little longer. I'm exhausted after running all night!"
Lin Hui snorted: "Why are you sleeping? How can you sleep when the enemy is facing you?"
"Cheer up my spirits. Do you want to get first-class merit?"
"think!"
The two of them instantly became energetic.
Lin Hui looked at them: "If you think about it, get ready to do it!"
"Who?"
"Fuck the boar!"
The three people were startled.
"Damn it!" Wang Yong said in shock: "Brother Hui, I don't want to do this!"
Chen Erhu nodded: "Yes, yes, I read in a book that humans and pigs cannot be together!"
Xu Da hesitated for a moment: "Lin Hui, I didn't want to say it originally, but as the squad leader, I have to advise you to take protective measures and never..."
"Go away!" Lin Hui yelled angrily: "What do you have in your heads? You're so damn dirty!"
The three people looked at each other: "You don't mean that?"
"nonsense!"
Lin Hui glared at them: "Go and find me four wild boars, hurry up!"
Wang Yong chuckled mischievously: "Isn't this still what it means? You have to be Brother Hui to play. 1v4 is really exciting. Wild boars are more fragrant than domestic pigs..."
Before he finished speaking, he flew directly into the clouds and mist for several meters.
It hit a dog and ate shit.
Lin Hui yelled: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll stuff your head into your anus!"
Wang Yong was startled, got up and ran into the forest.
Wild boars are highly prolific and like to live in groups.
There happens to be a lot of them in this forest.
With little effort, they gathered four wild boars.
Lin Hui removed all the sensors from the four people and tied them to the four wild boars.
He slapped the pig's butt hard, and the wild boar roared and jumped out like a rocket, flying towards the forest.
"Okay!"
Lin Hui clapped his hands and said with a smile: "This is where we are completely safe."
Xu Da was the first to react and gave a thumbs up: "High, really high! Lin Hui, why didn't I notice it before? You are so immoral!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Don't praise me, I'll make you proud."
Xu Da rolled his eyes: Am I fucking complimenting you?
Chen Erhu asked curiously: "Brother Hui, the wild boar has escaped, what should we do now?"
Wang Yong's eyes were full of excitement: "Are you going to join the Blue Army next?"
Lin Hui nodded with a smile: "Without the sensor, we are invisible, and there are so many things we can do! I guess the blue army is surrounding our remaining troops, and we are just in time to kill them!"
The three of them looked at each other with confusion on their faces.
Although I didn't know what Lin Hui wanted to do, just by looking at his treacherous smile, I knew that something was definitely up to him.
Xu Da has even begun to pray for the Blue Army: How many nursing homes were bombed in the previous life before you encountered such a pervert like Lin Hui!
…
Blue Army, Black Tiger Special Forces Squadron Headquarters.
A soldier took off his earphones and suddenly stood up: "Report! The signal has been found!"
Squadron leader Li Meng rushed over quickly. When he saw the four signal points flashing on the screen, he sneered: "The four mice finally came out of the hole and disappeared all night. I thought they were gone?"
Suddenly, he frowned again: "What's going on? Why are the four signal directions different? Are they separated?"
The officer next to him was also a little strange: "Yes, why do these guys change their directions? What are they going to do?"
"No matter what they want to do, they will never succeed!"
Li Meng snorted coldly: "Send someone immediately to capture them. No matter whether they live or die, a few little mice dare to cause trouble and are seeking death!"
The officer next to him nodded and took the people away immediately!
Time passes minute by minute.
Three hours later, two helicopters slowly landed from the sky.
"Caught so quickly!"
Li Meng ran over happily and asked with a smile: "How are you? How many did you catch?"
An officer came down from above: "Everyone, everyone is caught."
Li Meng's eyes lit up: "Okay!"
The officer looked a little embarrassed: "But..."
"But what?"
The officer grimaced: "Squadron leader, why don't you just see for yourself..."
He stepped aside, and when Li Meng looked inside, he was stunned.
I saw several wild boars tied up in the cabin, howling and screaming.
"grass!"
Li Meng grabbed his collar: "I asked you to go and arrest people, why did you bring a few wild boars back? Barbecue?"
The officer was sprayed with saliva and said with a wry smile: "Chief, those unscrupulous guys guessed that we were going to catch them, so they tied the signal source to the wild boar in advance, causing us to chase them all the way! I wonder, it costs so much.
Jin, if you can’t gain anything at all, just bring the wild boar back.”
"Why don't you give me an extra meal for your brothers..."
Li Meng was so angry that he almost vomited blood!
Are you really thinking about your brothers?
Oh shit!
The dignified special operations squadron was actually treated like a monkey, chasing four wild boars for so long!
Li Meng punched the plane angrily: "Damn it! I have never seen such an immoral thing in my life!"