Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be the instructor Lin Hui and Zhao Mingyuan Chapter 203 The whole army scrambles, Lin Hui is the fragrant bun
Chapter 203 The whole army scrambles, Lin Hui is the fragrant bun
Zhang Jiantao asked anxiously: "Lin Hui, the exercise is about to start in one month. Why don't you lead everyone to train well? What are you doing?"
The other company commanders nodded: "Yes, we only have so much time left. Every minute and every second is precious. You can't make such a joke."
Lin Hui said with a smile: "I'm not joking with you. I do this for my own reasons."
"It makes sense! If you..."
Lin Hui interrupted directly: "Okay! Stop talking nonsense. If you have any opinions, you have to hold them back. You are the instructor and I am the instructor. The leader has delegated power to me."
Everyone was immediately speechless.
The leader has indeed delegated power.
No matter who you are, the company commander or anyone else, you must obey orders.
A veteran asked: "Tell me, what are we going to do? We won't really stop training, right?"
Lin Hui smiled slightly: "There is only one month in total. No matter how well you practice, it will be of no use. You might as well take advantage of this time to learn to survive in the wild and become familiar with the jungle environment."
The veteran was confused: "There are either trees or grass in the forest. Is there anything familiar?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "Don't underestimate this, there are dangers hidden everywhere in the jungle."
"In the future, you have to learn how to hide in the woods, how to find food in the woods, how to find a place to sleep here, and how to avoid being bitten by mosquitoes, rats, and ants?"
Everyone was speechless for a moment.
Aren’t you here for a fucking trip?
There was no training at all, just playing.
"This is gone?"
Lin Hui sneered: "Of course, I won't give you a bite of food or a drop of water in the next few days."
"Fuck!" Everyone was stunned for a moment: "Then how are we going to survive?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Then you have to find a way on your own, it's none of my business."
Everyone was completely speechless.
This kind of training method is unheard of and unseen by them.
Don't play by the rules at all.
Lin Hui continued to speak loudly: "In the next few days, we will not stay in the same place. We will march at least 40 kilometers in the jungle every day."
Everyone looked at each other, but no one had any reaction.
Forty kilometers is nothing to them.
Although they are not pure infantry, this distance will not trouble them.
"It's only forty kilometers, don't worry."
"But how to solve the food problem? Marching requires a lot of energy?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "I have already thought about it for you. You can search for food while marching along the way. My personal suggestion is to give priority to high-protein foods."
"As for high protein, in layman's terms, it means something that is alive and moving."
"Of course, some plants, bugs, snakes, and fungi can also be eaten, but you must clearly distinguish which ones are poisonous and which ones are non-toxic. I will explain them to you in detail..."
After everything was said, everyone opened their mouths and looked confused.
It seemed like I was lonely.
Lin Hui looked at them and asked, "Do you remember them all?"
Everyone nodded numbly, but their minds were actually blank.
They didn't remember a word of what they just said.
Seeing them like this, Lin Hui didn't have much hope.
Forget it, the best way is to practice it yourself.
However, if they go to Shennong and taste the herbs themselves, they will definitely remember it after being fooled a few times.
He patted the satellite phone on his waist and smiled: In the worst case, call emergency rescue and make sure he doesn't die!
"Now, move forward!"
Lin Hui waved his hand and led everyone towards the depths of the jungle.
Several veterans gathered together and discussed in low voices.
"Is there any use in doing this? Is it so damn nonsense?"
"Forget it, he is number one in the group after all, so just listen to him."
At the beginning, the march went relatively smoothly.
Usually everyone goes out in a tank, with lightning speed and sparks all the way.
Suddenly switching to walking felt quite novel.
Looking around is like going shopping and admiring the scenery.
But after walking only ten kilometers, everyone stopped laughing.
Because the road gets harder and harder to walk.
There are even many places where there are no roads, and the roads are all dense and dense, so we have to constantly open up routes.
In some places, it looks like a bunch of leaves. If you step on it, half of your body will fall down.
There are even some mire, and once you step into them, only your head is left exposed.
If the rescue had not been timely, his life might have been lost.
After walking for twenty kilometers, everyone was exhausted and weak.
The clothes were wet and dried several times from the inside out, and finally they even became hard and had a lot of white salt stains attached to them.
Bang!
A soldier fell to the ground in exhaustion: "I can't stand it anymore. I can't walk anymore. This road is too damn difficult. Shouldn't outings be fun?"
Another soldier sat down on the ground: "Lin Hui, instructor Lin, how about we take a rest? I feel like we have walked for a long time, like we walked all the way from the camp to the provincial capital!"
Lin Hui turned around: "You've only been walking for a few hours, and you're tired after 20 kilometers?"
"Really?" The soldier was dumbfounded: "When did we become turtles? Why are we walking so slowly?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "You know now how difficult it is to march in the jungle, right?"
"I know, I know."
He said seriously: "You are in trouble, and the Blue Army will also be in trouble when they come in. As long as we survive in the forest, we will be the Blue Army's biggest threat."
Everyone suddenly realized.
No wonder Lin Hui wanted to take them into the woods. It turned out to be to adapt to the training environment in advance.
A veteran smiled bitterly: "Lin Hui, I am convinced. It turns out you have considered everything so comprehensively."
Lin Hui chuckled: "Why don't you become your instructor? Okay, it's your first day of marching, and it's almost twenty kilometers. Let's take a rest first."
Gululu!
As soon as he finished speaking, the veteran's stomach growled.
He said a little embarrassedly: "I'm a little hungry."
Hunger is like a contagious disease, quickly sweeping through everyone.
Gululu, Gululu...
Everyone's stomachs began to growl together, like beating a drum.
Everyone smiled at Lin Hui: "Instructor Lin, how about you get us something to eat?"
Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "There are so many of you, and you want me to help you find food alone. Are you kidding me? Go by yourself!"
"Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing!"
Everyone was speechless and turned to look around: "How can we find this?"
Lin Hui shrugged: "I've already taught you. Now it's up to you to do your best. I've found it anyway, and I'll gather here later."
Seeing him turn around and disappear into the woods, several company commanders immediately gave orders.
"Everyone, please don't go too far. It's very serious if you get lost."
"It's best to go out in groups of three or five."
"Okay, let's all go our separate ways."
After saying that, everyone immediately dispersed.
An hour later, people began to come back one after another.
Wang Yong and Chen Erhu are back.
A man is holding a pile of plants in his arms, with only his head exposed.
"It smells good?"
Wang Yong's nose suddenly moved.
Chen Erhu was excited: "I smelled it too, it seemed like barbecue!"
The two of them looked over at the scent and saw Lin Hui opening a fire zone on the ground and raising a fire.
A snake is being skewered on twigs and grilled over the fire.
The snake meat is sizzling and oily, and the aroma is overflowing.
It makes people's mouths water.
The two of them swallowed wildly, quickly dropped their things and rushed forward.
Chen Erhu's eyes were fat and shiny: "Brother Hui, what are you grilling?"
Lin Hui said without looking back: "Can't you see the snake meat?"
Chen Erhu chuckled: "I have never eaten snake meat. Can you let me try it? I can help you see if it's cooked?"
Wang Yong next to him swallowed his saliva wildly: "It must be cooked, do you still need to ask? Brother Hui, this meat looks very old, it must be very laborious, so why don't I come and help you solve it."
Lin Hui looked back at the two of them.
He picked up the snake meat and blew on it.
In front of the two of them, he stretched out his tongue and licked it from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top.
Every inch of the snake meat was evenly covered with crystal clear saliva, and then he handed it to the two of them: "Take it to eat?"
Wang Yong quickly ran away: "Fuck! You are so disgusting!"
Chen Erhu looked disgusted: "Brother Hui is so stingy, even if he doesn't give me food, he's disgusting. Huh, we found something delicious anyway!"
Lin Hui looked back and almost laughed.
They are all some nameless leaves and bark.
"You two were rabbits in your last life? Were you just vegetarian?"
Wang Yong held his head high: "What, vegetarianism is healthy!"
"Yes!" Chen Erhu also hummed twice: "We usually eat too much meat, and we just need to supplement vitamin abcdefj. Let's eat our own food without Brother Hui! Let him be greedy and drool!"
Seeing the two of them picking up the pile of things again, he shook his head and smiled bitterly: They are really two idiots!
Soon, other people came back one after another.
Basically holding a bunch of plants.
Leaves, bark, roots, colorful mushrooms, all kinds of things are there.
Although there are quite a lot of bugs, they look really disgusting. Even if they are six times more nutritious than beef and crunchy when chewed, no one would want to eat them.
After all, they are not men at the top of the food chain.
Looking at the pile of plants in front of them, everyone felt troubled.
"How to eat it? Grill it or boil it?"
"What a mess, do we have a pot?"
"Then there's no way to bake it. Will these burn on the fire?"
"Forget it, just chew it dry. It can also replenish some water. I've been thirsty for a long time!"
A group of people are like cattle and sheep, grabbing a handful of grass and stuffing it into their mouths.
The more I ate, the more painful the expression on my face became, and my facial features became distorted.
"It's so damn unpalatable. We're not beasts, so how can we eat this?"
"It would be nice if you have some to eat, don't be nagging!"
"Otherwise I'll starve to death!"
Lin Hui watched from the side, smiling happily.
He ate the snake meat happily, then lay down next to him and began to pick his teeth: "After eating, rest for half an hour before setting off."
Everyone chewed the bitter leaves and trembled: Damn! You are full, we are chewing leaves here.
Although they were unconvinced, who prevented them from catching the snake?
You can only use leaves to satisfy your hunger!
Half an hour later, Lin Hui looked at his watch and stood up: "Okay, everyone has had enough rest. Let's continue setting off."
Everyone stood up and began to move their hands and feet.
Walking twenty kilometers in the jungle is more tiring than walking forty kilometers outside.
I just walked for a while, and my legs and feet are still sore now.
You have to move around, otherwise the pain will get worse after a while.
Zhang Jiantao shouted: "Let's go!"
Wang Yong got up, looked at the vast jungle in the distance and sighed: "We haven't had enough rest yet, and we have to set off again. When will this day end?"
Chen Erhu burst into tears: "I suddenly started to miss the days of raising pigs. At least I don't have to eat grass..."
"Ouch!"
At this moment, someone suddenly held his stomach and looked ugly: "Why does my stomach hurt?"
The soldier next to him also immediately shouted: "Fuck, I, my stomach hurts too!"
The others immediately held their stomachs one after another as if they were infected with the virus.
The back of my butt started popping and farting non-stop.
The forest was suddenly like a firecracker, crackling and crackling, and it was very lively.
"No, I can't hold it in any longer!"
A group of people didn't have time to find a place, so they took off their pants and started spraying.
A foul smell suddenly filled the forest.
Lin Hui stood in the distance and pinched his nose, and said cheerfully: "I have told you that some things cannot be eaten. Those with bright colors are basically poisonous. Of course, those with less bright colors may still be poisonous.
"
"Most of the things you just found are inedible. You have to run away after eating them."
The gang members were running around, their lower parts were burning, and they glared at him fiercely: "You damn well knew it was poisonous, but you still let us eat it. I've never seen you so wicked!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "I'm doing this for your own good. If you pull it a few more times, you will have a better memory."