Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be the instructor Lin Hui and Zhao Mingyuan Chapter 206 Become an officer and also Lao Tzu's soldier!
Chapter 206 Become an officer and also Lao Tzu's soldier!
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Zhou Zhongyi slapped his hand on the table and stood up: "This kid Lin Hui is too unreliable!"
"I have been missing for more than 20 days. I haven't received a single phone call or a single message. I have become a fucking commander-in-chief!"
The chief of staff next to him sighed: "Captain, I have told you before that Lin Hui is unreliable. You must not believe it. Are you okay now?"
Zhou Zhongyi looked solemn: "Tell me, where can this kid take people?"
The chief of staff thought for a while, then suddenly his face changed: "Let me go, he won't take all the people outside to eat their waists, right?"
Zhou Zhongyi's anus suddenly tightened and his waist ached.
This kind of thing is not impossible.
It's not far from the border, and there's a kidney shop outside!
"Quick, quick, hurry up and send someone to find me!"
"I'll call now!"
As soon as the chief of staff picked up the phone, a guard ran in: "Report!"
Zhou Zhongyi looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"
The guard smiled awkwardly: "Commander, a police officer is coming to the door."
Zhou Zhongyi and the chief of staff looked at each other and frowned: "The police came to the door? What can they do?"
The guard scratched his head and said, "Listen to them... they seem to have seen our people."
Zhou Zhongyi's eyes lit up, he was surprised, happy and angry: "I didn't expect it, we didn't find it ourselves, but we asked others to find it first!"
He quickly ran out with the chief of staff.
There is a police car parked downstairs at the regiment headquarters.
The leading police officer saw Zhou Zhongyi approaching and saluted quickly: "Hello, comrade leader."
Zhou Zhongyi returned the salute and couldn't wait to ask: "Hello, comrade, where did you find them?"
The police officer smiled awkwardly: "That's what happened. A fellow villager who went to the mountains to collect medicine came to us and said that he found a group of naked perverts in the woods..."
Zhou Zhongyi looked confused and quickly interrupted: "Wait, you found a pervert, what are you doing here?"
"Comrade, please listen to what I have to say."
The police officer coughed and said, "My fellow man has called the police. We must pay attention to this matter. Moreover, there are not just one or two perverts in this group, but hundreds of them. They almost gave me a heart attack."
The police officer next to him nodded solemnly: "There are hundreds of people, think about that scene. But the fellow was so frightened that he didn't dare to look at the man with his bare buttocks. He said he had been there for several days.
, I don’t even dare to take a shower!”
Zhou Zhongyi looked strange.
Is the world so chaotic now?
Are all the perverts in fucking groups?
That's not right, then you should go catch the perverts, why are you here with me?
The police officer looked at him and said: "We went there as soon as we received the alarm. Through interviews, we found that many villagers had seen it. Someone provided clues that those people... seemed to be from you."
"Where are the people in your army? Why can't you see any of them in broad daylight?"
Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment, and his face was uglier than if he had eaten a ton of shit: "This, that..."
He was almost certain that those hundreds of perverts were most likely the same group of people brought out by Lin Hui.
The soldiers of the dignified Tiger Regiment were running wildly in the woods, what a shame!
Just run and run, and you are actually bumped into by a fellow villager.
How embarrassing!
The police officer saw that Zhou Zhongyi was hesitating and couldn't answer for a long time, so he immediately asked in a low voice: "Could it be that you are doing some special training and it's not convenient to disclose it?"
"Yes, yes!"
Zhou Zhongyi slapped his thigh and nodded quickly: "Military secrets, military secrets, it is indeed inconvenient to reveal them!"
The police officer gave a thumbs up with a look of admiration on his face: "It's really amazing. I've lost all my training clothes. It must be a challenge to the limits of human beings! However, if you want to train, just train. Stay away from the hometown, and there are hundreds of people with you."
Return to nature, let alone the fellow villagers who will be frightened when they see it."
"It was late at night, and we were so scared when we saw it. Who can bear this?"
Zhou Zhongyi simply couldn't imagine this scene.
It's simply an army of idiots.
Lin Hui, this bastard, when you come back, let's see how I deal with you!
With the soldiers I have worked so hard to train, I go to the battlefield to kill the enemy.
Are you fucking taking them on a wild run in the woods to scare the fellow villagers?
Zhou Zhongyi, holding back his anger, quickly apologized and said with a smile: "What you are saying is that I will strictly discipline them later. Where are those people now?"
The police officer looked at him and said: "In the woods east of Xiaowei Village, some villagers reported seeing them there in the morning."
"You'd better bring him back as soon as possible. Just do the training and don't scare the fellow villagers."
"Yes, yes, you must pay attention."
Zhou Zhongyi sent the police car away with an apologetic smile on his face, and his face instantly became extremely ugly.
The fists were clenching loudly!
The chief of staff came up from the side and said hello with a face full of greetings: "How did you train Lin Hui? How did you take people to the forest and make them all naked? Is it liberating nature?"
Zhou Zhong slapped him on the shoulder with loyalty: "You bastard, I'm going to go find this bastard to settle the score now!"
The chief of staff grimaced in pain: Just pat me if you want. If you can’t pat yourself, why are you patting me on the shoulder?
…
On the other side, in the dense jungle.
Everyone is covered with various plants, and they look like small moving shrubs.
Lin Hui walked in front of the team, walking for a while and then stopping.
Walk for a while, then stop.
"Ding, tracking ability 1!"
"Ding, detection ability 1!"
As his abilities continued to increase, Lin Hui's senses became clearer.
All the tiny traces around him that he had never noticed before could not escape his eyes.
He climbed up the tree for a while, and stood on the trunk for a while, looking into the distance.
From time to time, he would squat on the ground and observe the broken branches.
Sometimes I pick up a piece of grass and smell it with my nose.
The team moved forward slowly, and everyone looked at each other in confusion.
"What is he doing?"
"Why do you look like a hound? Is it possible that you can also smell monkeys and track them?"
"Keep your voice down, Lin Hui is a petty person. If you dare to call him a dog, he will throw you into a pile of monkeys."
The man who just spoke was startled: "I won't say it any more, I don't want to become like Er Hu."
Chen Erhu next to him was about to cry: "You still said that I'm still swollen, why didn't you save me then..."
"Shut up!"
Just as Erhu's tears were about to fall, Lin Hui turned around and glared, and immediately stopped himself.
But he groaned twice and still pulled it, causing him to grimace in pain.
His facial features were distorted, as if he had chewed a hundred lemons at the same time.
"Erhu, here you go."
At this moment, Wang Yong handed over a small net bag woven with rattan, which looked very unique.
Chen Erhu looked curious: "What is this?"
Wang Yong chuckled: "You've been dragged like that, so you can protect it a little by wearing it. It's good for you, and it's good for you too."
Chen Erhu's face was filled with emotion: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Brother Yong is still kind to me."
He took it, turned around, and slowly put it on, with a happy smile on his face: "The size is just right, how did you know my size?"
Wang Yong's face was full of pride: "What a look in my eyes, not only you, I know everyone's size, even the leader of the group!"
Everyone subconsciously tightened their legs, their faces full of horror.
Damn it, I won’t take a shower with this guy next time!
Look where you shouldn't look.
"Shut up, everyone!"
Lin Hui said coldly: "We've arrived."
Everyone immediately fell silent, with a fierce look in their eyes.
The monkeys took away the things, and they had to take them back.
Otherwise, if we go back like this, not only will we be killed by the guards, but the regiment leader will never bypass them.
The tiger group ran away and were beaten by monkeys. If word spread, are they still alive?
Wang Yong asked angrily: "Brother Hui, where are those monkey beasts?"
Lin Hui shushed and cautiously took a few steps forward.
Holding on to a tree, he quietly poked his head out.
Just above them, they saw a group of monkeys playing with their equipment and making random noises.
Everyone's eyes burst out with anger: "Damn, I finally found you!"