Chapter 279 Collective Incarnation of Women's Clothing Boss
Wang Yong looked at the two people in front of him, his heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt something was not good.
His intuition told him that the two people in front of him were definitely not ordinary people.
Soon, a passionate smile appeared on his face again: "Would you like to eat mutton skewers? Authentic Xinjiang mutton skewers, crunchy and delicious!"
The two of them walked around the stall and walked up to him, looking up and down.
One of them stared at him suspiciously: "Are you from Xinjiang?"
Wang Yong nodded: "Yes, yes."
The man frowned: "Then how can I listen to you? You sound like Northeastern people?"
"How could it be possible? I am a native of Urumqi, Xinjiang. Our mutton skewers are famous far and wide. I guarantee you will miss two bites after one bite, and three bites after two bites!"
Wang Yong picked up a handful of black skewers and handed them over: "Come on, come on, have a taste!"
The two of them were so frightened that they quickly ducked back, with disgust on their faces: "What is it? It's black? Are you grilling mutton skewers, or are you grilling them over coal? Can you grill skewers?"
"He knows shit!"
The two of them turned their heads and were startled by the black-faced man talking next door.
One person said with a guilty conscience: "Uncle, are you from Africa? You speak Mandarin quite fluently?"
The uncle wiped his face and jumped up angrily: "Who is from Africa? My face was blackened by his cigarette!"
"Don't be fooled. This kid is just fooling people. How can he grill skewers? He can't even do shit!"
Wang Yong was anxious: "Uncle, you can't talk nonsense. Why can't I grill skewers? My grilled skewers look dark but taste delicious. If you don't believe me, try it!"
The old man's dentures almost flew out: "Ganggun, I still want to live for two more years! If you don't know how to set up a stall, don't set up one. I just came here and made this place a mess!"
The two looked at each other suspiciously, and one of them looked at the uncle and asked cautiously: "Uncle, is he new here?"
The uncle pointed at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu next to him: "He, and him, they are both new here. A grown man is selling women's underwear here, what the hell, how perverted!"
"The same thing happened to the guy opposite. He said he was repairing zippers, but he repaired five zippers!"
"And the guy in front is not normal either. He sells sandals and mats in the winter. I don't know what he thinks!"
The two of them immediately looked around cautiously.
Several "stall owners" nearby showed polite yet awkward smiles.
The two looked at each other and felt something was fishy, so they came to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu respectively.
One of them stretched out his hand and asked seriously: "Who asked you to set up a stall here? Bring out your business license, health license, and ID card."
Wang Yong was unhappy: "Why?"
The man took out his police officer's ID card from his pocket and waved it in front of him: "That's it! Take out your ID card immediately, quick!"
Wang Yong's scalp suddenly went numb. He originally thought it was the two urban management officials, so why did he call the police?
Are these people so idle? Why are they investigating the stall owner?
"hurry up!"
"You, wait, I'll look for you!"
Wang Yong squatted down and pretended to search, but in fact he was panicking to death.
Where does he have those things?
If he had known this was the case, he would have first found a place to get a fake ID, practiced his skills a little, and then came here to set up a stall.
Next to him, another policeman also revealed his identity, folded his hands and joked: "You are a grown man, you are not good at setting up a stall to sell, why do you sell women's underwear?"
Chen Erhu looked panicked: "I, I like it!"
"You like these things?"
"No, no, I, I like selling these things."
The policeman's tone became cold: "Isn't your hobby quite special? Tell me, where do things come from?"
Chen Erhu stammered nervously: "It's the imported goods."
The policeman snorted coldly: "That's nonsense. Whoever buys the same goods gets the same goods. Which wholesale market did you buy them from? Where is the purchase slip? Show it to me."
"I couldn't take it out, so I got in through the lady selling underwear at the intersection."
"Where's auntie?"
"Gone."
The policeman squinted his eyes: "Make it up, go ahead and make it up, I think you probably stole it from somewhere else, right?"
Chen Erhu was so aggrieved that he almost cried: "I, I really bought the goods. I didn't steal underwear. I can swear to God, I'm not a pervert."
The policeman glared: "I didn't say you were a pervert! You're just asking for it! Show me your ID card and mobile stall business license!"
"hurry up!"
Chen Erhu was in a hurry and couldn't find anything.
The policeman next to him had already taken out his walkie-talkie and started calling: "Hey, we are patrolling a street in the night market and found a few suspicious people. Come over here quickly."
Wang Yong's face turned green when he heard someone shaking from the other side.
If he was caught, wouldn't the mission fail?
He gritted his teeth and smashed the meat skewer into the face of the man opposite.
"Run!"
Then he grabbed Chen Erhu and ran away.
Seeing that the situation was not good, several people around him hurriedly ran with him.
By the time the two policemen came to their senses, they had already sprinted far away.
"Don't run, stop!"
The two chased him all the way to the end of the alley, panting from exhaustion.
But these people ran faster than rabbits and disappeared long ago.
"Let me go, who are these people? Are they rabbit spirits? Why are they running so fast?"
"Absolutely, he must be a fugitive, otherwise he wouldn't be so afraid of us, so we have to report him immediately!"
In the distance, Lin Hui walked out from the shadows and took in the whole scene: "You don't know anything and you still want to set up a stall. You'll be damned if you can blend in. You're a bunch of idiots!"
Zhou Zhongyi came up from the side and said with a wry smile: "You guys are too cruel. You just asked me to notify the police to search for them all over the city. You even deliberately lured people here."
Lin Hui chuckled: "How can we test the training results without increasing the difficulty?"
"Then what if you get caught?"
"Anyway, if you go in, you have the ability to fish them out."
Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "My soldiers were captured, and it was a shame for our regiment!"
Lin Hui shook his finger: "That's wrong. You are the leader, and it is your face that is being shamed, not mine."
Zhou Zhongyi's ears are filled with smoke. Is he using me as a scapegoat?
Seeing Lin Hui turn around to leave, he hurriedly chased after him: "Now there is a manhunt across the city. They have no place to stand. It is too difficult to find a place to hide. Are you worried about the failure of the mission?"
Lin Hui smiled slightly: "As long as they know how to unite and cooperate, it won't be difficult. I have confidence in them."
Zhou Zhongyi curled his lips.
I'm confident that if you still do this, you are in some way seriously ill!
…
At this time, Wang Yong and others ran wildly for several streets and finally stopped.
A group of people were holding on to the trash can, breathing heavily.
Xu Da looked at Wang Yong complainingly: "You said you are the same. You don't know how to grill skewers. You just grilled a few random things. You don't even have the same accent. It also exposed the rest of us!"
Others also began to complain: "Fortunately, we ran fast. What if we were caught by the police and we would be locked up as illegal persons."
"If the mission is not completed by then, you will be so perverted when you go back that you don't know how to punish us?"
Wang Yongyong didn't say anything: "Do you want to have some face?"
"I'm setting up a stall there by myself. It's pretty well hidden. Why are you all here?"
"Especially because you are such an idiot and you sell women's underwear when you have nothing to do. Isn't this a clear way to tell people that you are a pervert? Isn't that all you need to do?"
Chen Erhu shook his head crazily: "I don't have it, I don't have it!"
Xu Da waved his hand: "Okay, let's not start the internal strife now, we have to think of a way quickly. This outfit is useless, we have to change it again."
Wang Yong said angrily: "It's useless. With our body here, no matter what we look like, we will be easily recognized unless we can completely change our appearance like Brother Hui."
At this time, he looked up and saw the small advertisement posted on the telephone pole, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
Seeing that he was silent, the others also raised their heads.
After seeing the recruitment content, everyone chuckled and immediately had an idea.
…
An hour later.
Dozens more people were chased everywhere.
Finally, they met up with Xu Da and others in the alley to discuss the next step.
Wang Yong took out the job advertisement he had removed from a telephone pole and told him his next plan.
A group of people who came later opened their eyes in horror, as if they had seen a ghost: "I'm going, this is too perverted, I won't go, I won't go even if I'm killed."
Wang Yong snorted: "Then you just wait until the mission fails and get beaten to death by Brother Hui when you go back."
Everyone looked at each other and no one spoke.
Wang Yong asked seriously: "Let me ask you, do you want to hide well and complete the mission successfully?"
"I do, of course I do!"
"Then just listen to our arrangements! I can guarantee that this plan will be absolutely foolproof!"
Everyone looked at each other, their throats rolling with guilt.
Apart from this, there is no better way: "Forget it, we listen to you and let's do it like this!"
Wang Yong chuckled: "That's right. Let's all work separately and gather here later."
The crowd dispersed and within a short time they were all back in the alley.
However, at this moment they have completed gender transition.
Most people put on hoods, wigs, and women's clothing to transform into cross-dressing men.
The remaining four or five people really had nothing to take advantage of, so they could only look on awkwardly: "You've all pretended to be fake, so what should we do?"
"Look for it again!"
"I've spent all my money and can't even afford a wig. Where can I find it? I can't steal it, right?"
Stealing is definitely not allowed. The rule of this training is that you cannot do anything illegal or indiscipline.
Otherwise, when you come back, the punishment will be increased, and you might even be sent to squat on a fence.
We all figured it out and were ready to help raise some money.
"My fifty cents."
"I have eight cents."
"I'm a dollar and two."
A group of people scraped together here and there, and collected a total of more than 20 yuan.
Wang Yong handed a wad of change to a few of them: "Okay, let's make do with it. Go to the small commodity market to see if there are any cheap clothes and wigs."
Several people were on the verge of tears. This little money could buy you nothing, not even a wig!
"Don't stay here for a long time, leave now!"
Wang Yong and his gang walked out of the alley and met a group of patrolling policemen.
At this moment, the air became very quiet.
The two groups of people just looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and no one moved.
On the contrary, the police officers all had their eyes twitching wildly and had strange expressions.
In front of this large group of people, there are female workers in factory uniforms, sexy young women with exposed thighs, and a sweeping lady wearing a sanitation vest...
There is nothing wrong with putting these people alone in any place.
But when we come together, no matter how we look at it, it will be inconsistent.
Wang Yong and the others swallowed their saliva and tried to retreat back to the alley, but it was too late.
The leading policeman walked up to Xu Da and shouted: "This is aunt."
Xu Da groaned and looked around: "Who are you calling?"
Wang Yong behind him immediately reacted and poked him in the back: "Sister Xu, the police comrade is calling you. When will your deafness get better?"
Xu Da was furious.
I'm obviously a young girl, but how do I look like an aunt?
The police asked: "Hello, aunt, did you see a group of suspicious people passing by?"
Xu Da suddenly became a little panicked, should we count?
The police thought he was nervous, so he smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, we are looking for some suspects, all of whom are male."
"I just received a report from the public that there are many strange men moving around nearby. Have you seen them?"
Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the secret was not exposed, otherwise everything would be over.
It seems that their disguise skills are quite successful, even if they are so close, they can't see any flaws.
Of course, it has something to do with the darkness.
Xu Da was still hesitating about what to say. Wang Yong had an idea and immediately jumped in. He said in his voice: "I saw it, I saw it, they are in the alley!"
Chen Erhu followed suit and said in a clipped tone: "Yes, yes, it's so scary. A bunch of little guys with crew heads, they don't look like good people."
Several people in the alley had not yet left, and their eyes widened when they heard these words: Damn, what a fool, you actually betrayed your teammates!
They were afraid of being caught, so they ran away.
Hearing the noise, the police immediately gave chase.
Sure enough, I saw a few voices running away wildly.
"Stop, don't run!"
Several people were running wildly while yelling: "These bastards have no sense of loyalty and actually sold us! I'll make you an immortal!"
They quickly climbed over the wall and escaped pursuit.
Chen Erhu stretched his head and looked at it, hehehe silly: "It's running pretty fast."
Xu Da patted him on the head and quickly urged: "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and wait for them to come back and catch you!"
"Yes, yes, go quickly, go quickly!"
Soon, a group of people stepped on high heels and disappeared at the end of the street.
Behind the telephone pole at the intersection, Lin Hui crossed his hands and raised a smile on his lips: "These guys finally have a longer memory and learned better!"