I, who was obsessed with gnawing on the old, was exposed as soon as I took the assessment Lin Hui Zhao Yuanming Chapter 273: Promoted to Major, Rewarded with Soft Hands
Chapter 273: Promoted to Major, Rewarded with Soft Hands
Lin Hui led people to guard outside the cave.
Zhang Jiantao squatted on the ground, staring at the entrance of the cave with big eyes and small eyes, and from time to time he gestured back and forth with his two fingers: "That's not right!"
Xu Da looked at him and asked: "What's wrong, company commander?"
Zhang Jiantao stood up, turned to look at Lin Hui and asked, "Lin Hui, at the entrance of such a small cave, how many of us can't be killed even if we ambush outside?"
"The people inside are not fools. They must have retreated when they heard the gunshots outside."
Xu Da also reacted: "Yes, the passage is winding. Even if you extend the barrel of the gun and kill four or five people at most, it will be terrible, but it will not have any effect?"
Others suddenly looked sad. The idea was good, but the implementation was too skinny.
They really hadn't considered this issue before.
It was said to be an ambush, but the entrance to the cave was so small.
Only one monkey soldier can come out at a time.
The people on the other side are not stupid, so we can't wait in line and come over one by one to deliver them, right?
Xu Da sighed: "It seems we are going to make a miscalculation."
Zhang Jiantao also had a look of regret on his face and beat his chest: "I thought I could really trick them, but what a fucking pity! It's all because of this damn hole, it's so narrow and long."
"If these guys can't come out, there's nothing we can do."
Lin Hui chuckled: "Who said there is nothing we can do?"
Zhang Jiantao looked at him and rolled his eyes: "Why, is it possible that you have a way to make them line up to be beaten?"
Lin Hui shook his finger: "Why do they have to come out? Wouldn't it be fine if they just stayed in? Third company commander!"
"Coming!"
The commander of the third company ran over from behind with a bang on his back.
He was holding a gasoline barrel in one hand and a large length of hose in the other.
Seeing him put the things on the ground, everyone looked at Lin Hui in confusion.
Zhang Jiantao couldn't help but ask: "Lin Hui, what tricks are you planning to do? You don't want to drain the air out of it and suffocate them to death, right?"
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Have you ever heard of a dish called roasted field mouse for the whole family?"
Zhang Jiantao is speechless. What time has it been? Are you still thinking about eating?
Lin Hui didn't explain anything and just asked the third company commander to put the hose into the hole in front of him little by little.
The cave is very deep, and even the hundreds of meters of hose can't even reach the top.
"It's over, it seems like it's not long enough?"
The third company commander raised his head, blinked his eyes and said.
Lin Hui waved his hand: "It's okay, that's almost enough. Just pour gasoline into it."
"Okay!"
The third company commander picked up the gasoline barrel, took out a funnel from his arms like a magic trick, and put it on it.
Then he began to carefully pour gasoline into the pipe.
"Fuck!"
Wang Yong jumped up excitedly: "Brother Hui, I understand. No wonder we asked the whole family to roast field mice. We are going to braise them for them!"
Chen Erhu was also impressed with his admiration: "Oh my God, it's you, Brother Hui. You've taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. The cave is so narrow, if it were to be set on fire, there would be all old acquaintances in there!"
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Others patted their thighs and stared.
Those who want to play dirty should look at Lin Hui.
The monkey soldiers can't even call it kicking the steel plate, they have to kick the alloy armor.
The passage is so narrow that if it is set on fire, the sky will not respond and the earth will not work, and they will die of suffocation.
Although this method is too cruel, who makes them enemies?
Should!
Lin Hui chuckled: "Give me the order to put hoses in all the holes and fill them with gasoline. Don't these bastards like to dig holes in our place? Then we might as well never come out!"
"no problem!"
Orders were passed through the walkie-talkies.
Everyone smiled and slowly inserted the hose prepared in advance into the hole.
The reason for the slow movement is that I am worried that the hose will get clogged in the hole, which will make it impossible to pour gasoline into the hole. It will also be difficult to braise the field mouse.
After the hose was stretched into place, they immediately put on the funnel and filled the hose with gasoline.
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At the same time, in the dark and narrow passage.
A group of monkey soldiers, like dominoes, walked forward in a half-crouched position.
Some kneeled directly on the ground, like human centipedes, staring at the buttocks of the person in front of them and crawling forward.
There are many types of channels.
The most common one is a single-line channel, with both ends communicating.
The most powerful ones include three-headed tunnels, four-headed tunnels, and even several tunnels that are all connected.
It's intricate, like a maze inside.
If you don't know the way, you may not be able to get out even if you wander around for several days.
During the war, the monkey soldiers relied on underground tunnels extending in all directions to escape Sam's bombings.
And like a gopher, it crouched underground, waiting for the enemy to pass by, and then immediately got out to deliver a fatal blow to the enemy.
It was at this time that the reputation of the Monkey Kingdom Secret Service was established.
It even became Soldier Sam's nightmare for a time.
Nowadays, they have perfected this tactic, and defeating the Yan people is simply a piece of cake!
Just then, a monkey suddenly stopped.
The people behind me all squeezed in like toothpaste.
"Why did you stop?"
I pushed him from behind and asked unhappily.
The guy in front touched something soft on the ground and was very confused: "I seem to have touched something soft and long. I don't know what it is?"
"They are probably small snakes and earthworms."
"Okay, don't worry about it, let's go.
"Hurry up, those guys who are dilly-dallying will have to run ahead of us!"
The people behind kept urging.
There was nothing the guy in front could do.
Although he felt that the things on the ground didn't look like snakes or earthworms, he still had a mission to do and he couldn't care less.
We can only move forward.
The hundred-meter-long passage was filled with at least two hundred people, one after another, like stuffing sausages.
Only when the people in front have left one after another can it be the turn of the people behind.
"Do you smell anything strange?"
The monkey soldier in front moved his nose and asked as he crawled forward.
The person behind was very impatient: "Can you please stop talking nonsense? The hole is so small and there is no ventilation in the first place. With so many people crowded in, is it normal to have a smell?"
"Oh oh oh, yes."
The guy in front quickly stopped thinking about it and kept crawling forward.
Soon, I saw a faint light in front of me.
"arrive!"
He pushed open the lid that was pressed on it, stood up and took a deep breath.
But the next second, his expression froze.
There was a group of people surrounding the entrance of the cave, all staring at him with smiles and expressions as lewd as they could be.
"Here we come, brother!"
Lin Hui smiled evilly at him.
This guy almost peeed out of fear and quickly got into the hole.
But before he could go down, he was pushed out like a mushroom by two or three people below.
The people who followed up almost peeed when they saw Lin Hui and the others: "We've fallen into a trap, we've fallen into a trap! These people from the Yan Kingdom have already discovered that we dug holes, and they're here to guard us!"
Lin Hui couldn't understand what he said, so he smiled and said, "Hit me!"
Everyone pulled the trigger.
Bang bang bang...
The bullets instantly turned these monkey soldiers into a hornet's nest.
In the passage, the monkey soldiers who were about to get out heard the gunshots and screams outside, and their anus tightened in fear: "What's going on? Why is there a fight outside?"