If I went to the women's bathroom, would I be arrested as a gangster?
When the time comes, the troops won't be able to go back, and they might have to squat on the fence!
Zhang Jiantao quickly shook his head: "Sister, it's too late today. Why don't we wash up tomorrow and go have a midnight snack first? We're starving to death."
Others nodded wildly: "Yes, yes, it's too late. I'll wash it tomorrow."
The director sister rolled her eyes at them: "How can a group of big girls still eat when they stink like this? Let's go and wash up first. How comfortable will it be if we are full after a while and go to bed directly?"
She couldn't help but took the two of them by the arms and walked to the bathroom.
The two people were frightened and quickly refused: "We all stink. We can't smoke people to death when we enter the bathhouse. Besides, it's not good to make it dirty."
The director sister laughed and said: "What time is it already? There's no one else in the bathhouse, just you guys."
Everyone looked at each other and felt relieved.
It would be easier if there is no one around.
Later, I just need to find a reason to send the eldest sister out, and they will be washed quickly and it will be done.
If they don't follow him now, they will become suspicious, and they really need to clean themselves up.
They all stink and go rancid, which really doesn't fit the image of a big girl.
Everyone was pushed in enthusiastically by the eldest sister.
The bathhouse was empty, no one was there.
The shower area is also quite spacious. Unlike the men's bathhouse, there is no large bathtub in the middle, only twenty or thirty shower heads.
The eldest sister took people to the locker room and said with a smile: "You guys hurry up and wash up. I will go back to the dormitory later to get a bath towel and rub your back. Isn't ten minutes enough for you?"
Everyone nodded wildly.
It doesn't take ten minutes, one minute is enough.
By the time the eldest sister came in, they had already washed and put on their clothes.
The eldest sister smiled slightly and looked at them with her hands on her hips.
They also stood like logs, looking at the eldest sister awkwardly.
The eldest sister shouted: "Move!"
Zhang Jiantao said embarrassedly: "Sister, you are here, are we embarrassed?"
The eldest sister was happy: "They are all a bunch of old ladies. What are you embarrassed about? I haven't seen a naked butt. Or do you have something more than me?"
Others also said in embarrassment: "Sister, we are from the countryside and are shy. You should go out first."
The eldest sister was also kind-hearted, and rushed up to help him take off his clothes: "Why are you so embarrassed? Come on, come on, eldest sister will help you take off your clothes. Hurry and wash."
The veteran was frightened and quickly blocked it with his hands: "No, no, no, no!"
Suddenly, the eldest sister grabbed his chest.
Um?
The eldest sister was stunned for a moment, pinched it with her hands, and her face suddenly turned green: "What, what is this?"
The veteran smiled awkwardly: "Are these my breasts?"
The eldest sister's eyes widened: "No! How can someone have such long breasts?"
She exerted force on her hand, and with a bang, the inside exploded.
The eldest sister was startled, her eyes almost popped out: "I'm going, what's going on?"
I saw that the place where it exploded collapsed instantly, and water flowed downwards along the clothes.
The people around looked at this veteran with speechless faces.
At what level can you be sneak-attacked by the eldest sister?
This veteran has a sad face. There is only so much space in the locker room. Where can I hide?
He pinched his throat and pretended to be horrified and said, "Oh, sister, why did you squeeze the breasts I just made?"
"No, don't try to fool me!" The eldest sister rushed forward again with a tigerish face.
While taking off his clothes, he clawed at the inside.
The veteran retreated in panic: "Sister, what are you doing?"
Soon, the eldest sister took out a balloon filled with water from his clothes and asked angrily: "Is this your chest?"
Snap!
She threw the ball hard on the ground, causing water to splash after it exploded.
Then, she rushed up and grabbed other people's clothes.
Become arrogant, like a bull.
Everyone was afraid of hurting her, so they had no choice but to dodge, but the dressing room was too small, so she managed to pull off their clothes in a sneak attack.
Snap!
Two water balloons fell to the ground and rolled aside.
The eldest sister was furious and her eyes were spitting fire: "In the past, Hua Mulan disguised herself as a man and joined the army for her father. You guys disguised yourself as women and sneaked into the glove factory. Do you want to be flower pickers and hooligans?"
"No, no, no!"
"Someone comes quickly, catch the gangsters, someone comes quickly..."
Before she could finish her words, a group of people rushed over and covered her mouth: "Hush, sister, stop shouting, we are not bad people or hooligans."
The eldest sister looked at them in horror: "You, there are so many of you, are you going to take turns killing me?"
Everyone was speechless, and Zhang Jiantao explained with a grimace: "I'm sorry, sister, we can't explain it for a while, but I promise, we are definitely not bad people."
"Okay, let's tie her up first."
The eldest sister's face was full of horror, and she almost peed in fear: "You all want to tie me up, and you still say you don't want that?"
A group of people almost vomited.
"Sister, do you usually look in the mirror and not see what you look like?"
"When the old man comes, he may not be happy even if he gives you money."
"Yeah, you don't even have a few hairs left on your head, and you're almost bald. Who would be interested in you?"
The eldest sister's face turned red and her lungs were about to burst with anger: "You, you not only want to ruin me, but you also humiliate me and insult my character, you bad guys!"
She closed her eyes and raised her neck: "After you've ruined me, you can stop ruining others. Come on, hurry up!"
Zhang Jiantao felt a chill all over his body and shouted: "Damn it, I really can't stand it anymore!"
Bang!
He simply knocked the eldest sister unconscious with one punch.
The veteran next to him shook his head: "We have been together these days, but I didn't realize that the eldest sister is such a person. It's really perverted."
"Stop talking nonsense, tie the person up quickly and gag him!"
"Okay, okay!"
After tying up the people, the group of people quickly fled for their lives and soon disappeared into the night.
…
Early the next morning.
There were already many people standing in Warehouse No. 5 on the outskirts of the city.
Groups of people quickly ran in from outside and applied to join the team.
Zhang Jiantao and others shouted: "Report, we apply to return to the team!"
Lin Hui nodded: "Go in."
They quickly rushed into the queue and stood up, looking proudly at the people around them.
People came back one after another. Lin Hui looked at his watch: "It's almost time, are they all here?"
"The reports are all here!"
Everyone's faces were full of pride.
He lurked for seven days and returned successfully.
Lin Hui will definitely praise them a lot later.
Thinking about it, I'm a little excited.
Lin Hui walked up to them and said with a smile: "You are quite capable, and you are not bad at all. Come on, tell me, what information have you collected these days?"
"Report!" Wang Yong shouted.
"speak!"
Wang Yong said seriously: "We learned that the girls at the Hai Kuo Tian Kong KTV in the city center came to work as a last resort to treat their parents and send their younger brothers to school."
"They are all a group of young people with ideals, responsibility, and love who are not overwhelmed by the hardships of life."
"During the disguise and lurking training, we met a lot of people and asked them about how difficult their lives were. We can write a detailed report and hand it in later."
He puffed up his chest and looked serious: "In summary, although they smoke, drink, fight, and get tattoos, they are actually good girls who strive for their ideals in life!"
Zhou Zhongyi, who was standing next to him, frowned and turned his face away, really unable to see.
A bunch of losers are actually hiding in a nightclub.
No wonder the police couldn't find him!
Lin Hui didn't say much: "Where are the others?"
Zhang Jiantao said loudly: "Report!"
"We secretly lurked in the glove textile factory this time and collected a lot of information!"
"The boss of this private factory is so evil that he works twelve hours a day. He is allowed one minute to urinate and only three minutes to defecate."
"Last time we were a few seconds late, so we immediately deducted fifty yuan from me."
He continued: "Moreover, they cut corners and use many raw materials that are recycled from garbage dumps, and...their workshop director is a big pervert!"
With a pop, everyone around him laughed.
Zhang Jiantao blushed: "I won't go into details about the specific reasons."
Lin Hui nodded and turned to look at a few sloppy guys: "What about you, where have you been?"
Several people said with a smile: "Report, we went to the construction site to move bricks for seven days, we are strong! We have only been there for a few days, and they treat us as treasures!"
The person next to me nodded: "Yes, people push fifty carts of bricks a day, but we can push one hundred and fifty carts, and the foreman is scared to death!"
The corners of Zhou Zhongyi's mouth twitched twice.
Pushing one hundred and fifty carts a day, you are just like mules!
It's strange that the boss doesn't like your hard work.
What's so cool?
"Report!" A few more said cheerfully: "We went to the dog factory during this period!"
Lin Hui and Zhou Zhongyi frowned together: "Dog factory? Are you going to be dogs?"
"No, let's go train the dog."
The group of people laughed: "Don't some dogs bite people? Let's train them!"
Lin Hui became interested: "Do you still have this ability?"
One of them said proudly: "That's right! We go up and bring it to the dog's mouth, and let them bite until they can't bite anymore. If they refuse to bite, they will naturally become obedient."
"Especially the dog named Laifu. This dog is so naughty. Every time he tricks the little bitch into a corner and rides him, he always returns..."
"Shut up!"
Lin Hui roared, scaring them into silence.
He pointed his finger at everyone: "You are really capable. You have taken care of all walks of life."
"Be a young lady, be a young lady, go to the factory, and get bitten by dogs. Do you think you are my soldiers? You are the only ones who work on the construction site, and you have some semblance of a human being!"
The ones in Ban Brick held their heads high and looked proud.
Lin Hui pointed at Zhang Jiantao and others and said angrily: "But what's going on with you guys? Why did you tie up the eldest sister?"
"People are calling the police!"
Zhang Jiantao and others said aggrievedly: "The eldest sister insists on us ruining her, but there is nothing we can do."
"Shut up!" Lin Hui was furious: "Look at your makeup, I want to vomit even though I'm three miles away!"
Everyone lowered their heads in embarrassment.
Lin Hui said coldly: "Wash your faces and run back!"
Everyone's eyes suddenly widened: "Brother Hui, we have traveled more than a hundred kilometers to get here."
Lin Hui stared at them: "So what? This is the beginning. Go back and I will punish you!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
A group of people looked at each other with bitterness on their faces.
Chen Erhu pulled off his wig and scratched his head: "I think we both performed well this time. What went wrong?"
Wang Yong held up his chest, shook his head and said, "Maybe Brother Hui's requirements are too high. Don't blame us, we are still pretty good-looking and our acting is pretty good."
Lin Hui had just taken two steps when he suddenly stopped and turned back to point at them: "Stop pretending to be a woman for me from now on, it's so damn disgusting!"