Returning to the guest house of Honglu Temple, the Silla envoys could not help complaining that Jin Shengman had not made any achievements during his stay in Chang'an for several years. Not only did he not warm the emperor's bed, he could not even persuade the emperor to help Silla tide over the crisis.
Jin Shengman was also very aggrieved. It wasn't that she didn't want to warm His Majesty the Emperor of Tang Dynasty, but that His Majesty the Emperor had never seen her a few times, and she had no chance to meet His Majesty the Emperor. Where was the chance to seduce His Majesty the Emperor?
Nothing was found!
The next day, they once again witnessed the endless quarrel between the officials of the Tang Dynasty in the Taiji Hall. This time the quarrel was even more intense, and they even started beating each other. The envoys of Silla huddled in the corner and shivered in fear. The Tang Dynasty was indeed full of martial virtue and could not agree with each other.
Fight with fists and kicks, no matter who you are, you will still be beaten.
"Hey young!"
I don't know who it was, but in the chaos, I kicked the envoy on the chin. The envoy was kicked far away on the spot and lay on the ground wailing in pain.
Unfortunately, no one could hear the envoys wailing. The officials of the Tang Dynasty were busy fighting each other and had no time to supervise a mere Silla envoy.
Fang Xuanling held her head and hid aside with Du Ruhui.
"Hey, Cheng Yaojin is so shameless. He actually attacked civil servants and even beat up the censor. I think he wanted to avenge himself." Du Ruhui squinted his eyes as he observed the battlefield.
Fang Xuanling clicked his tongue and said, "You can't tell. Chen Xiang is quite strong. Hey, that kick is very well-organized. He has practiced it before."
"Yu Chigong is out. Let's see who he is going to fight... Ha, I knew it must be Wei Zheng. He has long disliked Wei Zheng."
"Where is Qin Shangshu?"
"Where to start the fight?"
"Isn't he beating up Wei Zheng?"
Li Zhiyun pressed the table softly with both hands, looked at the ministers who were making a fuss underneath, and muttered, "Uncle Bao, give me some strength and beat Wei Zheng to death. Yes, just hit him in the mouth to make his mouth smell bad."
Give him a bad mouth!"
Wei Zheng was brutally attacked by the crowd, and was punched and kicked until he rolled on the ground.
"Protect our Wei Shangshu!"
"Where? Where? Where is Wei Shangshu?"
"ah!"
"You attack sneakily without practicing martial ethics!"
"Fart, I will beat you upright!"
Wei Zheng crawled out from the crowd and shouted to the emperor, "Your Majesty, I don't want to play anymore, I don't want to play anymore, please let me go home!"
Seeing Wei Zheng's face covered in bruises and bruises, Li Zhiyun chuckled.
"Ahem!"
The emperor coughed, and the officials immediately stopped and stood still like primary school students.
"Look at what you look like!" Li Zhiyun was furious and kicked the table over, "You are my subjects, not shrews. To imitate shrews and curse in the street is simply a joke and ridiculous!"
The emperor was furious, the angry ministers fought each other, and withdrew from the court in anger.
The ministers blamed each other.
"Cheng Yaojin, did you use too much force just now?"
"Fart, if I had tried harder, you would have fallen down long ago. Do you still have the strength to argue with me?"
"Qin Shangshu, you are going too far. Why are you so harsh? I can't even see you."
"I didn't hit him. Don't accuse a good person unjustly. I've been causing a fight."
"You have been beating Yushi Wang. I saw it with my own eyes and you didn't stop. You still make excuses. I want to impeach you!"
"You are looking for death!" Cheng Yaojin was furious. He rushed up and grabbed the censor by his collar and wanted to beat him again.
Fang Xuanling hurriedly broke up the fight, "You are doing whatever you are doing. You all don't know if you are ashamed or not. Your Majesty is angry with you. Do you want to make His Majesty angry? You want to do whatever you want, and you still don't stop."
"Fang Xuanling, get out of the way of Lao Cheng, or I'll beat you to death."
"Come on!"
"Hey, you're capable, aren't you? Don't think I dare not."
The noisy and noisy ministers of the Tang Dynasty completely shattered the views of the envoys of Silla. They never expected that the ministers of the Shang Dynasty would be so irritable, beating people when they couldn't reach an agreement, and even dared to beat their colleagues in front of His Majesty the Emperor.
These people are so terrifying.
At the end of the court meeting, the officials of the Tang Dynasty ignored the Silla envoys and left the Taiji Hall with curses. Only the Silla envoys were left shivering in the cold wind.
You are asking for help, what the heck, these Tang ministers will fight each other whenever they disagree, and they are not even given a chance to talk properly, so how can you ask for help?
For several days in a row, the emperor did not go to court. After envoys from Silla inquired, they learned that His Majesty the Emperor had been made sick by the beatings of the ministers and had not been able to go to court these days.
The envoys of Silla panicked. They came to ask for help. Why didn't a charter be negotiated and things ended up like this?
But he didn't dare to cry because the group of Tang officials were too scary and would fight each other at every turn. He felt that if he said something wrong, he would probably be dragged out and beaten up.
Hibiscus Garden.
His Majesty, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was suffering from qi, was drinking and bragging with a group of close ministers.
"Yu Chigong, Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, do you have to be so harsh? Is it necessary? Is it necessary?" Wei Zheng pointed at his swollen face and fiercely questioned the three drinking animals opposite.
The other ministers were struggling to hold back their laughter.
Cheng Yaojin said: "Old Wei, please touch your conscience and ask yourself, if I, Old Cheng, really do something, can you still sit here and drink."
"Are you still reasonable?" Wei Zheng laughed angrily.
"It's not that I'm right, it's that I've always been right." Cheng Yaojin said confidently.
"Shameless old thief!" Wei Zheng shouted angrily.
"Okay." Li Zhiyun interrupted them and looked at Wei Zheng's big face with dough-made steamed buns. He couldn't help but want to laugh, he was so happy.
"Someone is coming!"
"exist."
"Go and bring the vinegar and parsley that I prepared for Wei Shangshu."
"yes."
When the vinegar was served, Li Zhiyun said: "Wei Qing, these are the dishes I specially prepared for you to go with your wine. I am apologizing to you on behalf of General Cheng and others."
"I dare not." Wei Zheng held his hand, "It is the duty of a minister to serve the country and the people."
Li Zhiyun looked at Yu Chigong and others, "You still haven't toasted Wei Shangshu to apologize."
"yes."
The three of them walked up to Wei Zheng with the wine in their hands and offered a toast to Wei Zheng with a smile on his face.
"Go, go, go." Wei Zheng was furious, "I should stay at home these days."
"Hahahaha." A circle of ministers laughed.
Fang Xuanling said: "Your Majesty, the Silla envoys are so impatient that they are jumping up and down, looking for people everywhere hoping to meet Your Majesty."
"Why should I meet him? I'm so mad at you bastards that I don't have the energy to meet him." Li Zhiyun sipped the wine with a lazy expression.
Yuchi Gong said in amusement, "Those barbarians have never seen this battle before. They thought we were really fighting."
"Isn't it really a fight?" Wei Zheng took a sip of vinegar and asked very unhappy.
Yuchi said respectfully: "It's definitely not a real fight."
Du Ruhui's cheeks turned red as he suppressed laughter, but he just didn't laugh out loud because he had been professionally trained not to laugh no matter how funny he was.
Unless you can't help it.
"Kukukuku."
Wei Zheng: "..."
"By the way, which one of you kicked the Silla envoy that day?" Li Zhiyun asked casually while eating cakes, his eyes wandering on the faces of the generals.
Cheng Yaojin: "Your Majesty, you know me. If I were the one to take action, he should lie on the ground."
Yuchi Gong: "Your Majesty, you know me well. With my habit of asking no one for anything, he has no chance to find the murderer."
Qin Qiong: "Your Majesty, you know that I, Qin, never hit the young or old with my fists."
Li Jing: "Your Majesty, you know me well. I am old and do not have that much strength, let alone avenging private revenge."
Li Zhiyun nodded and said seriously: "I can see that you all have special skills."
Xue Shou rolled his eyes and suddenly said, "I'm pretty good at looking at housing."
Fang Xuanling: "..."
"Hahahahahaha."
The king and his ministers couldn't stop laughing.