Ye Qianfan looked at the shining golden teapot and had only one thought in his mind.
Can programmers who design this world be more casual in their names?
What the hell is this Aladdin's magic lamp?
Why not just call it Dragon Ball!
but
Ye Qianfan touched his chin.
I remember that when I used to watch Dragon Ball, I always had a wish.
Is there finally a chance to come true today?
_(:3 ang;?)_?Poke
Oh oh oh~
Ye Qianfan took another long bamboo pole.
Poke it directly into the scarecrow's remaining head. Yes, its body below the head has been cut off!
The area below the belly was cut by the painting monster, while the area below the head was cut by the shadow guard.
Anyway, now it only has one head left!
Ye Qianfan stuck the stick under its head to make it look like a lollipop!
Da da da!
After putting on the body, the scarecrow started jumping around again.
But this time it looked even weirder.
A bamboo pole with a head on it is bouncing on the ground, that feeling!
If we were on the street in the middle of the night now
It will probably scare many passers-by to death!
Okay! Hehehe, thank you Lord.
The scarecrow happily jumped on the spot a few times, spinning and jumping. I closed my eyes.
Seeing that it was about to trigger the mechanism, Ye Qianfan quickly stopped him and said: "Wait a minute."
咻咻咻~
However.
Ye Qianfan hasn't finished speaking yet, it's still a step too late!
Because the scarecrow has fallen into the trap, and then countless poisonous arrows are fired at the scarecrow frantically from all around the cave wall!
He immediately turned the scarecrow into someone who borrowed arrows from the scarecrow!
Ahhhhh!
The scarecrow belatedly let out a series of screams.
Ye Qianfan was speechless and said: Are you in pain? I don’t understand what you are screaming about!
You have to dub it, otherwise there will be no sense of achievement in these traps! The scarecrow chuckled, then jumped back towards Ye Qianfan and said: By the way
Lord, did you already know there was a trap over there?
Did you just deliberately not tell me and let me explore the way?
The scarecrow looked at Ye Qianfan suspiciously.
Ye Qianfan raised his eyebrows, put away the arrows on the scarecrow and said: Do I need you to help me find the way?
To tell you the truth, I can see through all the traps at a glance. Unlike you, who likes to mess around even though you can't see them. You're lucky even if you don't die!
【Poison Arrow 98】
good.
It’s not like the scarecrow received so many arrows in vain!
After all, Ye Qianfan got nearly a hundred poisonous arrows for nothing, and he might still be able to use them later!
cut!
The Scarecrow didn't believe Ye Qianfan's words at all, and thought he was bragging: If you have the ability, go ahead! As long as you can avoid these traps perfectly, I will believe you!
You're not a girl, I don't need you to believe it at all.
Ye Qianfan curled his lips, not surprised at all.
The scarecrow rolled his eyes and said: That's great! As long as you can avoid the trap perfectly, I not only believe your words, but I also have the ability to let you take back the stone man who is guarding the door. What's the benefit of this?
Do you have the ability to make that stupid big stone man listen to me?
Ye Qianfan was a little impressed by the scarecrow!
But the Scarecrow said proudly: I definitely can't do it by listening to you, but I can help you guard the door! Is this benefit big enough?
It's indeed big enough!
When Ye Qianfan thought about having a stone man who was comparable to a magician to guard the door, the benefits were self-evident.
If nothing else, those damn wilderness witches will come in if they want to
Definitely don’t even think about it!
As for what method the Scarecrow would use to make the stupid man obey, Ye Qianfan was not that concerned.
Anyway
Everyone has their own secret.
If you ask, people may not tell you, and even if they tell you, you may not be able to do it.
Just like Ye Qianfan
What if he told the Scarecrow that he had a golden finger that could see prompts?
A scarecrow can't copy his own abilities, right?
As long as it's big enough. The Scarecrow said with a smile: But let's talk it over first! If you accidentally trigger a trap later, it's a trap. Even if you are not injured, as long as you trigger the trap, you lose!
Okay, what if I lose?
If you lose, you agree to let the service girl take care of me for a year, and you are not allowed to change her in the middle! The Scarecrow immediately put forward various conditions and said: And you can't force me to come out to help you take risks again, you just let me stay in the garden.
Just stand.
Then let the service girl go to the garden every day to plant vegetables and flowers. Anyway, just let the service girl walk around the garden!
I want the service lady to take me back to my room to sleep at night. It is best to hold a wedding for me and the service lady.
I have even thought about the names of our future children!
The female is called Qinqin and the male is called Xiaowu!
what do you think?
I think you want to eat farts, no, you can’t even eat farts. Ye Qianfan looked at the scarecrow with contempt and said: Although the service lady is my servant, she is still a human being after all.
I will never force them to do anything they don't want to do.
I can ask the service girl to work more in the garden, but don’t think about anything else!
Well
The Scarecrow shut his mouth, and after a while he said: You can't do this, and you can't do that either! Then I'm betting on you. Do you know that you will lose, so you don't dare to bet with me?
Haha, I know I will win, but I still don’t want to agree to something that goes against the bottom line!
Do you still have a bottom line? The Scarecrow rolled his eyes and said: Forget it, it’s not scientific at all to discuss the bottom line with a person like you who has no bottom line. Well, if you lose, you can tell my story to the service lady.
, and then help me bring up the matter that I want to marry her, that’s okay!
Ye Qianfan touched his chin and thought that he still had to rely on the scarecrow to bring the stone man home, so he nodded and agreed: Well, I agree to this proposal!
Oh, by the way! The scarecrow suddenly said: And
Ye Qianfan glared at the scarecrow and said: What else! Didn’t we agree that there is only one condition? I won’t play with your temporary increase!
Don't worry! The Scarecrow chuckled and said: Well, I promise, no matter whether you can win or not, I will help you get the stupid guy back! But you have to promise me the last thing, which is to help me talk to the service lady.