It seems that the old saying is true, look for fat people for work, and look for thin people for sex. Fat people are too big. This old saying is indeed true.
"Humph, don't men have any good things?"
Zhong Lan's disdainful voice came to his ears.
I glanced at him and said nothing. Through this period of understanding, I realized that Zhong Lan is a woman who lacks emotions in life. For such a person, I don't want to argue with her about these meaningless topics.
Fatty was definitely not in this situation. After hesitating for a while, I walked over and knocked gently on Fatty's door.
"Fat man, open the door and let me go in!"
"What are you doing?" Zhong Lan asked.
"I have something to do when I go in," I said.
"Do you want to be shameless?" Zhong Lan looked at me with disgust, "She is your brother's woman."
As soon as the little fox heard this, he immediately became energetic and jumped over, "Brother, I want to go in too. As the saying goes, brothers should carry guns together and look at prostitutes together. I can never leave the organization.
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I rolled my eyes, raised my hand and hit the little fox hard on the forehead with a bang, "What the hell are you thinking about?"
The little fox covered his head with one hand and looked at me with an aggrieved face.
"Brother, you are not honest. As the saying goes, happiness alone is not as good as happiness among everyone. I am the one who has carried a gun for my brother!"
I glared at the little fox fiercely, wondering in my heart, "As the saying goes, your uncle, you said you are a little brat, who do you learn from every day?"
The little fox scratched his head, "I don't care anyway, if you go in, I will go in..."
"What the hell..." I raised my hand again.
At this time, the wooden door opened with a creak, and the fat man showed his face in embarrassment. His old face was slightly red, and he didn't know whether it was from unspeakable shame or the excitement of tasting a woman's scent for the first time. His small eyes
There is an indescribable light inside.
Just as I was about to speak, the little fox quickly approached the fat man, peeked inside like a thief, and asked in a low voice.
"Fat brother, how do you feel? Are you feeling good?"
No matter how thick-skinned the fat man was, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed by the little fox's question at this moment. He coughed dryly and said to get out.
"Fat brother, you can't do it. It's only been a few minutes and you surrendered, which is detrimental to our men's prestige!"
The fat man was choked immediately, his teeth were itching with anger, and his old face was a little red. After all, it was really embarrassing for a man not to do this.
"You are not human, don't get close to us!"
I glared at the little fox, found a step for the fat man, and then quickly approached the fat man and whispered: "Fat man, it doesn't matter if the time is short, I have a way."
The fat man's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked in a low voice: "Do you have medicine?"
"Uh! That's not the case." I shook my head quickly, and then changed the topic, "You can't take medicine for this kind of thing, it will hurt your body. I'll give you two injections, I guarantee it will be more effective than taking medicine."
"real?"
The fat man quickly opened the door and invited me in eagerly. Before I even took a step forward, the little fox slithered in like a loach.
Zhong Lan's voice came from behind again, "Shameless."
After saying this, he turned around and walked towards his room. As he walked, he said coldly, "Come to my room later. I'll see you if I have something to do."
I glanced at her, turned around and entered the door. The fat man quickly closed the door.
As soon as we entered the room, an indescribable smell hit our face. The clothes of the two of them were casually thrown beside the bed. I didn't dare to look at the bed and quickly pulled the fat man to the side.
I casually sat on the chair, took out the silver needles from my backpack, and began to sterilize them. The fat man and the little fox looked at me curiously, with different expressions on their faces.
The little fox's eyes were darting around, as if he was very interested, while the fat man had an expectant expression on his face.
"What are you doing standing there? Take off your pants quickly!" I said to the fat man with a wicked smile.
I thought he would give it a try, but the fat man took off his pants without saying a word.
I was stunned for a moment.
This guy is so boring! I’m too stupid and naive!
But there is one thing to say, the fat man's baby is indeed a bit small, probably because the nutrients have grown into fat.
I didn't waste any time. I picked up the longest silver needle, which was more than 20 centimeters long. I flicked it with my finger, and the silver needle immediately trembled in my hand and made a slight buzzing sound.
The fat man immediately swallowed, "So long? Yangzi, don't let it slip."
I chuckled, not wanting to say anything else, I looked at the air point above my Dantian, and without hesitation inserted a needle into it, and directly inserted the silver needle almost to the bottom.
There is no way, the fat man is really too fat, the fat on his belly is piled up like a hill, and the needle can't really reach the place if it is too short.
This is called Cynomorium Cynomorium needle, also called Five Elements Huayang Needle. First use a long needle to lock the valve to ensure that the Yang Qi in the body does not leak. This is called Ding Qi. Once this needle falls, the Yang Qi in the body will quickly move here.
Gathered together, and will be firmly locked here.
Then, I used needles on the other 4 acupoints, namely Yin-Jiao, Qihai, Guanyuan, and finally opened all the way to the Renmai point.
The space between the Qi points and the Conception Vessel is like a river. Once it is opened up, the Kidney Qi will have an endless supply, supplying Yang Qi at any time. In this case, it is more effective than taking any medicine. As long as you are not overly indulgent, you can use it at any time.
They can all fight on the battlefield.
Moreover, this acupuncture method is not a one-time use. In order to ensure the maximum effect, I omitted complicated and low-end techniques such as twisting the needle, rubbing the needle, and shaking the needle, and directly poured the internal energy into the fat man's acupuncture points.
As my internal energy entered his body, the fat man immediately groaned in comfort, and his whole body entered an extremely relaxed state. The little fat man also stood up, full of energy, and was stronger than I thought...
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"I'm going to go..."
The little fox's eyes wanted to fall down, and he stared straight at the little fat man, then turned his head and looked at me with admiration, with little stars in his eyes.
Even the fat man had an incredible expression on his face.
I chuckled, and with a flick of my right hand, all five silver needles were received into the needle bag, and then put into the backpack.
"Fat man, do it well!"
I patted the fat man on the shoulder, then turned around and walked outside, closing the door behind him.
The little fox did not stay any longer, but followed him like a tail.
Outside the room, a few of us had a tacit understanding and did not leave. We stood side by side in a row and looked at Fatty's room, as if we were waiting for the opening of a grand event.
Soon, the sound of the Milky Way hanging upside down came from the room, and not long after, it became louder and louder in succession.
"It's amazing, it's amazing!"
The little fox grabbed my hand and knelt down in front of me with a plop, like a junior meeting an elder, full of humility.
"Brother, you are so awesome. You are so awesome. Please teach me!"
Looking at the admiring eyes of the little fox, I felt quite proud. After thinking about it for a while, I nodded. Although grandpa said that our Zhang family's skills should not be passed on to others, this was the rule after all.
Thinking about the nine generations of our Zhang family, it is possible that the incense will be cut off by my generation. If that day comes, rather than letting this skill be lost, it is better to let it stay in the world, and maybe it can benefit mankind.
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When the little fox saw that I agreed to teach him, he was so excited that he couldn't express it in words and even wanted to kowtow to me.
"What are you doing? There's no need to kowtow!" I quickly reached out to help the little fox.
"Grandpa said that the gift of teaching skills is like recreating parents. This is the rule of our Hu family."
After saying that, he kowtowed to me three times respectfully.
I didn't stop him this time, because Lier was indeed such a Lier.
After the little fox stood up, I was not stingy and threw him a thick handbook, which mainly recorded the acupuncture points of the human body and the relationship between yin and yang. "You should read it yourself first, and memorize everything in it first.
If you don’t understand something, come back to me.”
The little fox suddenly felt as if he had found a treasure, holding his hands in his hands and sneaking into the room.
But I know that it is not that easy to learn this thing. The things in it are boring and boring, and it cannot be learned in a short time. But this is good, at least it can make this kid be honest for a while.
Just when I was about to go back to sleep, Huzi pointed to Zhong Lan's room.
"Master, you'd better go in and take a look. Maybe there's something really wrong with you."
I ignored Hu Zi and naturally knew the Xiao Jiujiu in his heart. I sighed, walked to Zhong Lan's room and knocked gently on the door.
"The door is unlocked, get up."
I gently opened the door, and Zhong Lan was sitting next to the table, looking at me with a complicated expression.
"What do you want from me?" I asked standing at the door.
Seeing that I refused to go in, Zhong Lan didn't show any dissatisfaction. He just reached out and lifted up his clothes, revealing his slender waist.