"What do you want me to help you with?" I asked cautiously.
The mountain god in front of me is definitely not a simple character. I can tell from his performance just now that he is absolutely cunning.
There is an old saying that goes well, if you are too old to die, you are a thief.
What's more, he is an old thief who is deeply involved in the world. When it comes to popular Internet slang, he is better than me. He says he is very simple. Can you believe it?
Talking about his own affairs, the mountain god's face became unusually serious. He picked his chin with his hand, grinned widely, and looked at the ancient ruins down the mountain.
"Actually, this matter is very simple for you. As long as you are willing to take action, you will definitely be able to catch it. If you promise me now, I will tell you everything about the coffin-carrying in Kowloon!" said the mountain god.
I glanced at him sideways and cursed the old man secretly in my heart.
They didn't say anything to ask me to agree. It was obvious that they were digging a hole for me to jump down.
You want me to be fooled, no way.
What surprised me the most was that his attitude towards me was a bit weird.
In terms of the status of both parties, he is also a mountain god after all, and he is definitely much more powerful than me. If he wants to fight with me, it will probably only take a matter of minutes.
But so far, his attitude towards me has obviously not meant to be forceful.
I rolled my eyes and quickly analyzed it in my brain, and came to a surprising conclusion.
Maybe my grandfather really isn’t dead yet…
That's why he is afraid of me.
Thinking of this, I immediately gained confidence. The stronger I act at this time, the better it might be for me.
Thinking of this, I directly asked:
"You'd better tell me what's going on, otherwise, you won't be able to agree."
The mountain god withdrew his gaze and stared at me for a while. Then he sighed helplessly, pointed at the Phoenix ruins not far from the foot of the mountain and said:
"It's very simple. I need you to help me unlock the seal on the altar. As long as you are willing to promise me, I will tell you everything I know right away!"
The altar again!
I didn't look at him. I couldn't help but think of Zhong Lan in my mind, and I blurted out a question.
"Then tell me first, what is the relationship between Zhong Lan and you?"
"Oh, you mean that girl! I'm his father!"
"ah?"
I looked at him in astonishment, almost shocked by his shock.
"Are you his father?"
"Yes, I am his father, my biological father!"
I was confused by him.
Then he suddenly thought of Mr. Bai, and his body trembled involuntarily.
If Mr. Bai is really Zhong Lan's mother, wouldn't I have killed the mountain god's wife?
Darling, I don’t know if he knows about this?
Thinking of this, I quickly changed the topic.
"But aren't you a soul?"
"Who said souls can't give birth to children, but ghosts can also give birth to ghost babies!"
He raised his head fiercely and said, "Why can't such a handsome and charming man have children? There are so many beautiful women, I can't just watch them."
Having said this, the mountain god's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly showed a proud look.
"I'm not afraid to tell you that I have many children! This girl can only be considered one of them. Let me do the math. First, count how many sons I have!"
As the mountain god spoke, he began to frown and pinch his fingers.
"One, two, three, four..."
"9, 10..."
" 13, no, who does that one belong to?..."
My mouth grew little by little, and the skin on my entire face twitched uncontrollably. It felt like I had been struck by 100 thunderbolts, and my outlook on life was instantly overturned.
Watching him counting the number of sons he had in a serious manner, I suddenly felt like, am I, a modern person, out of date in my thinking?
I shook my head quickly and reached out to interrupt him.
"Forget it, forget it, don't forget it. I don't want to know about you. How many women you have and how many children you have have nothing to do with me! I don't want to know and I'm not interested in knowing. You'd better get down to business quickly.
Bar!"
The mountain god glanced at me with a disdainful look, "Oh, boy, you don't understand. As the saying goes, beauty is everywhere in the world. You are still young and have never eaten marrow. Of course, you don't know the wonderful taste. It is the so-called nephrite warmth."
Fragrance... the gurgling water is the place to go... If you try the smell of a woman, tsk tsk... I guarantee you won't think so..."
As he spoke, he showed an intoxicated look on his face, as if he was thinking of his romantic past again and his face was intoxicated.
Although his words were very rascal, I have to say that they are still very attractive to me...
It’s just that this old thing is a bit too much!
Sure enough, the original seal of dragon nature...
That's absolutely correct.
It’s really a waste of money to compare goods, and it’s hard to compare people to death!
Seeing him talking excitedly, I couldn't help but think of what Hu Langlang said to me before. He said that this mountain god is an old pervert and likes women.
I didn’t quite believe it before, but now it seems that Hu Langlang is sincere and doesn’t deceive me.
The old guy kept talking more and more nonsense, forgetting all the important things while talking. At this time, seeing that Hu Qiu's face looked a little unhappy, I quickly interrupted him again.
"That's about it. It's almost dawn. You'd better get down to business. I don't have time to delay any longer! I just want to know why you want to lift the seal of the altar?"
"Oh, it's dawn!" The mountain god looked to the east.
"As for why I want to unseal the altar, it's very simple. I want to help Fengniao be reborn. Speaking of which, you are also the descendant of the Fengniao clan. By doing this, I am helping you. You should have no reason to reject me, right?"
"Help Fengniao be reborn?" I opened my mouth in surprise.
"Of course, can I still lie to you? Don't you know who I am? Honest and reliable!" The mountain god raised his chin towards me.
"But how do I know whether what you said is true or false? What if you lied to me?" I said?
"You young man, can we be more sincere, more trusting and more frank between us?"
"You bet, I don't believe you." I said with a cold face, a little impatient.
"Ahem... In this case, I can swear to God, if I tell half a lie, God will strike me with lightning. How about..."
However, as soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden thunder above his head, and a thumb-thick lightning fell from the dark clouds and fell hard at the foot of the mountain.
We were both startled at the same time, raised our heads, looked at the sky, and couldn't help but open our mouths.
Damn it, God can’t stand it anymore, right?
I cast my eyes on the mountain god's face and was about to ask him.
A familiar figure suddenly came to mind.
"Old man, you are getting more and more shameless! How dare you lie to our little Yangzi!"