I smiled, flicked my finger, and a cigarette jumped to my fingertips.
"Have one?"
Hu Langlang shook his head quickly, "My grandpa said that children can't smoke. If you can't smoke, you really can't smoke..."
Looking at the insincere look in this kid's eyes, I couldn't help but think of the scene of me picking up cigarette butts when I was a child. I lit it with a smile and handed it to him.
"I really can't smoke, my grandpa will beat me to death..."
I handed it forward again.
The cigarette curled through my fingertips, like a hook, pulling out the little fox's soul and giving me a guilty look.
"Children can't smoke, right?"
"Okay, you are not a child anymore."
"Really?"
"Of course, you are a man!"
"Then I'll just take a sip. There's no other meaning. I just want to taste it."
With that said, Hu Langlang took the cigarette and put it to his mouth impatiently.
"Take a big puff, it will feel good when you inhale it into your lungs!" I said.
The innocent Hu Langlang's eyes lit up, and he took a strong puff without thinking and swallowed the smoke into his stomach.
How could the poor child know this kind of taste? After taking this sip, he couldn't help but cough violently.
"Ahem"
Seeing Hu Langlang coughing up tears, my heavy heart suddenly felt relieved.
Suddenly I felt like, have I become bad?
The little fox coughed and wiped his tears, then raised his head and looked at me with an annoyed look on his face.
"Zhang Jiuyang, I want to duel with you!"
"How do you want to duel?" I teased.
"I will treat others with their own treatment!"
"Are you sure?" I looked at him with a half-smile.
"Foxes can be killed but not humiliated. Just wait and make a fool of yourself, haha!"
Before he finished speaking, the little fox suddenly jumped out and pointed at me with his butt sticking out.
With the sound of waves, a stream of yellow smoke instantly spurted out from his two buttocks.
"Little turtle cub, are you serious?"
I was immediately startled, and quickly backed away, trying to avoid the smelly yellow fart. At the same time, I reached out and covered my mouth and nose. I have seen such a powerful thing, and I still have lingering fears.
But I didn't completely avoid it right away, because I also wanted to see if this little fox had made any progress.
The two unlucky tenants just walked out of the room and were greeted by a burst of stinky farts. Before they could realize what was going on, they rolled their eyes and fainted.
So cruel?
Soon enough, in the blink of an eye, the yellow gas filled the entire corridor.
"Damn it, let's have a taste of my purifying water moon."
Tsk, is it really that trick again?
I hesitated for a moment, but in this short period of time, I was actually tricked.
A familiar scene appeared again, and I immediately fell into a fantasy.
Compared to the last time, I clearly felt that the little fox's illusion level had improved a lot, which made me secretly surprised.
"Huh!"
Suddenly the little fox's cry of surprise came from the mist, as if he had discovered something unusual.
Immediately afterwards, I heard his excited voice, ringing from all directions around me.
"Zhang Jiuyang, look at the trick."
As soon as he finished speaking, the scenery around me changed. Under my feet was still the calm lake, like a mirror with endless horizon. I was standing in the middle of the lake.
I was a little familiar with this scene, and I knew that someone would appear under the water next, so I simply looked down at my feet.
Sure enough, a figure, like a fish, slowly approached me under the water.
Who knew that this look didn't matter, but when I saw what this person looked like clearly, I was instantly confused.
Under the water, there was a woman, naked and naked, swimming next to me. She was posing while swimming, frowning, licking her red lips, and looking very real.
A seductive fairy.
And this person was none other than Zhong Lan, who was meditating in the room.
Darling, that’s it!…
If nothing else, a man wouldn't be able to bear this picture. Although I knew it was fake, I still couldn't help but take a second look.
Zhong Lan slowly approached and swam all the way to my feet. Her perfect curves were clearly visible, and the details on her body were even more clearly visible.
I saw her sticking out her uvula, licking her red lips seductively, and breathed out to me in a charming way. A series of colorful blisters suddenly appeared on the surface of the water.
"Brother, am I beautiful?" Zhong Lan asked delicately.
I suddenly felt like my blood was surging and I couldn't control myself, and I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Who the hell can stand this? Who can stand it?
I don’t know what the little fox is thinking about all day long.
"Brother, tell me, is she beautiful?"
I twitched the corner of my mouth slightly and said "pretty", thinking in my mind to see what this little fox wanted to do?
The reason why I'm not in a hurry is because I think I've already seen through this illusion. If I want to break it, it shouldn't be a big problem.
The woman under the water lazily changed her posture, showing her most beautiful curves in front of me.
"Brother, do I have a good figure?"
"Yeah, it looks good." I nodded quickly.
"Really! Here, here, and here... Do you like the big one? Or the small one?"
While Zhong Lan was talking, she was gesticulating with her hands on her body. I was immediately left speechless by her.
"Ah!...Brother, you are so bad. Where are you looking at? You are so embarrassed!"
I really couldn't stand it anymore, and suddenly I felt something hot flowing down my nostrils. I quickly stretched out my hand to wipe it, and I actually got a nosebleed!!
Something's wrong!
Is there something wrong with this?
Although this scene is exciting, it doesn't make me have a nosebleed. I still have this kind of character.
There must be other reasons.
No, I can't let this little fox continue to cause trouble, so I decided to break his illusion immediately.
With the experience last time and the fact that I am now proficient in illusion, I am very confident that I can break Hu Langlang's illusion instantly.
As I said, a red light flashed in my eyes, fighting illusion with illusion.
"Flowers in the mirror, flowers in the water, and the moon in the water are all illusions, destroy them for me!"
Following the exit of the word "broken", I clearly saw ripples appearing on the lake below my feet, spreading in all directions.
I sneered and waited for the illusion to be broken.
Sure enough, there was a sudden splashing sound from the water below, as if something had been broken.
I suddenly laughed mischievously, "Little fox, you are still a little behind. Your mirror image seems to have made no progress. In front of me..."
Before I finished speaking, the smile had already frozen on my face.
Because, I actually saw a scene that made me feel incredible.
At the moment when the water splashed, I saw a plump hand like mutton-fat white jade, piercing the surface of the lake and protruding from the water.
Then came the second hand, which gently supported the water surface. The water surface seemed to have turned into a solid object, supporting the two hands, and then a beautiful face emerged from the water.
This person is none other than Zhong Lan underwater.
"Giggle"
She softly let out a sweet smile that made her whole body feel soft, and a splash of water suddenly exploded under her body, like a green lotus blooming, slowly dragging her body up, which was wonderful.
My expression suddenly changed.
how so?
This is impossible!
However, the real scene was right in front of me, and I couldn't bear to believe it. The lake surface returned to calmness, and it was still like a mirror, with the blue sky and white clouds reflected in it, and the hydrated lotus flowers set off the beauty as she walked towards me step by step.
"Brother, you are so bad. How do you want to destroy others?"
As I spoke, that fiery body was already in front of me, and the white jade-like wrist gently stretched towards me, and the ten fingers struck my shoulders one by one, like rain hitting a pipa, which was heart-wrenching.
.
"Dong dong"
My heart was beating violently, and even I could hear the heartbeat clearly.
At this moment, I knew clearly that the scenes in front of me were all fake, and I was still in the illusion created by Hu Langlang.
But even though I knew this was the case, I still couldn't break free, which made me feel terrified.
The illusion he created actually changed, and it seemed to come to life at noon.
Even if you know it's fake, you're still stuck in it.
This child's talent is truly astonishing. Dafeng Novel
"Little fox, I know you are powerful, hurry up and undo the illusion!"
I quickly scolded in a low voice, already feeling a little confused.
However, this did not receive a response from Hu Langlang.
"Hu Langlang, stop making trouble, we still have business to do!" I scolded again.
Still no response.
Is it true that this naughty kid won’t come? Isn’t this too ignorant?
Just as this thought appeared, Hu Langlang's familiar voice finally rang in his ears.
"Sister is so beautiful, so big and white, I like it so much"
Hearing this, my whole body instantly froze on the spot.