Chapter 917 Jiang Xiaoman teaches Mommy: Faces are not for food
Chapter 429 Yang Shi’an revealed the secret of sending Ye Yunshang away?
"Ah? You're bleeding!" Lin Qingyu pointed at Yang Shi'an's hand and said with concern.
"Don't you have any idea why I'm bleeding?"
"I have." Lin Qingyu looked a little embarrassed, "I told you, my grandma said that these gray and gray rats with little penises are male rats. Male rats don't bite women, they only bite men.
It’s because you don’t believe it.”
Yang Shi'an was stunned for a moment: "Don't all mice just get bored?"
"That's different! Anyway, we have experience and can tell whether it's a male or a female at a glance. If you don't believe me, try finding a female and see if it bites me." Lin Qingyu tried his best to show a sincere smile.
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"You think I'm stupid!" Yang Shi'an clenched his fist and was about to hit Lin Qingyu.
"Wait!" Lin Qingyu shouted, "You can't get excited or make any big moves now!"
"Why?" Yang Shi'an was frightened.
"Because you were bitten by a mouse! All male mice have mouse germs!"
"Mouse germ?"
"Yes! We used to live in the countryside, and we saw a lot. Some people were bitten by this kind of male rat, and they began to chirp a few days later. This is the same as that of rabies." Lin Qingyu looked extremely serious.
, "The more you move now, especially exercise, it will accelerate your metabolism and promote the spread of toxins throughout your body!"
Yang Shi'an felt a little uncomfortable now and asked nervously: "What should I do?"
"Suck the poison out."
As soon as the voice fell, Yang Shi'an immediately put his finger in front of Lin Qingyu: "Then suck it!"
Lin Qingyu:......
"You have to suck this yourself."
"Why?" Yang Shi'an's voice was a little higher.
"Fight fire with fire! You haven't heard of this, have you? Then you must have grown up abroad!" Lin Qingyu looked extremely serious.
Yang Shi'an was stunned for a moment: "How did you know that I grew up abroad?"
Lin Qingyu pouted, thinking that you are wearing foreign brands all over your body, and you are dressed like ABC, so it is difficult not to guess.
But on her face, she sighed with regret: "Because everyone here understands this truth.
This is the Jianghu culture that has been passed down in China for thousands of years. When encountering poisoning, we must fight poison with poison.
If you grew up in China, it is unlikely that you are still self-absorbing now. Because the longer the time goes by, the greater the possibility of a virus attack."
When Yang Shi'an heard this, he immediately took a sip of the blood beads on his hand.
Thinking about the rat bite just now, I feel sick.
Why does it feel like kissing a mouse?
Yang Shi'an's brows were knitted together for a while, and a look of nausea appeared on his face for a while. Even Lin Qingyu felt sick after looking at it.
Yang Shi'an sucked several times, but couldn't draw any blood. He couldn't help but look at Lin Qingyu: "You are lying to me, right?"
"How is this possible!" Lin Qingyu was extremely serious, "I am a teacher! I was also an outstanding teacher in the city's key experimental primary school. As a people's teacher who always sets an example for students, how could I lie! If I lied, how would I face it?
To my students?”
Yang Shi'an looked at Lin Qingyu suspiciously: "But you are Lu Xun's woman. Lu Xun is cunning and vicious. You must have learned a trick or two."
Lin Qingyu smiled coldly: "Believe it or not. Feel it for yourself. Is your heartbeat faster than usual now?"
Yang Shi'an nodded.
"Do you feel a little worried and a little cold?"
Yang Shi'an nodded: "What should we do now?"
Lin Qingyu pointed to the sofa over there: "Where are you walking slowly now? Slowly! Don't speed up your metabolism. It's best to go 10 times slower than normal."
After saying that, Lin Qingyu walked directly to the sofa and sat down. He turned around and said, "Come here slowly, don't be in a hurry, slower than a snail. Then I will give you some herbs. You can ask someone to bring them over, mash them, and apply them."
On the wound."
Yang Shi'an was dubious, but his movements slowed down a lot.
Lin Qingyu reported several common grass names in the countryside.
Yang Shi'an frowned: "Tailgrass? Are you sure this is useful? I heard from friends in China that this is for cats!"
"That's right." Lin Qingyu was so hungry that she picked up the biscuits from the side, tore open the packaging bag, and ate slowly, "Who is the natural enemy of mice?"
"Cat."
"Why are mice afraid of cats?"
Yang Shi'an: ...I really don't know.
Lin Qingyu explained seriously: "Scientists have studied cats and found that because cats eat dogtail grass for a long time, their breath has a strong smell of dogtail grass, just like human bad breath. Rats are particularly afraid of this smell.
If you smell it, you will run away."
"You'd better not lie to me." After saying that, Yang Shi'an called his assistant, told him several names of grass, and glared at Lin Qingyu fiercely, "If you let me know that you lied to me, I will do it."
Die to you."
"No." Lin Qingyu ate biscuits leisurely, "You won't kill me. Because you are a gentleman and not a heinous person."
Yang Shi'an was stunned.
Lin Qingyu said slowly: "Let's talk. Let's talk about how that bastard Lu Xun bullied you. I was arrested because of him. I always have the right to know the reason."
Lin Qingyu was a little dry after eating biscuits, so she opened the Coke on the side and drank it.
I heard that if this kind of sealed sparkling water makes a loud bubble sound when opened, people will not use a pinhole to inject some messy things into it.
Lin Qingyu heard a loud sound and drank with peace of mind.
At this time, Yang Shi'an heard Lin Qingyu's words and recalled the past, his teeth itched with anger.