Lu Xun: When your wife says that she is not ready for a second child, whether you are happy or sad, you should keep your mood calm and say, OK, I completely respect your choice.
Yuan Shen:......
Lu Xun: However, your biggest problem is not this.
Yuan Shen:?
Lu Xun: Look at what you said. Buying condoms is something that men should do. You make people want to talk to you and ask you to buy condoms. Is she shameless?
Yuan Shen:...So complicated?
Lu Xun: Well. If you still want your wife to run away, you can continue to hold it.
Yuan Shen was frightened and humbly asked for advice: You continue, I will learn.
Lu Xun: Be good.
Lu Xun: Touch your head emoticon package.
Yuan Shen:......
Lu Xun: Even if she means that, you can't expose her. Girls are thin-skinned. You should say, OK, wife, I will protect you. Then silently go buy condoms. In this way, you will be tonight
Only then can you roll into bed.
Yuan Shen:......
Uh, I learned it.
So how do you distinguish between "yes" and "no" your wife says?
At this time, Lu Xun responded directly in words, first saying in a cooing voice: "Husband, you are annoying. That's not what I meant.
Listen, most of the time, a woman is embarrassed in this situation. At this time, don't expose her. Anyway, if you do your thing, you will have meat to eat."
Yuan Shen:......!!!
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xun used a slightly higher voice and pinched his throat and said: "Lu Xun, you bastard, get out of here! This kind of tone... usually means that the wife is angry, we
It should be done in moderation.
In the long-term intimate contact, I have now mastered a skill! That is how to distinguish my wife's emotions and wishes from the four tones in Chinese Pinyin.
You need to practice more on this. Of course, you will not be envious of divine partners like me and Ayu who are in perfect physical and mental harmony."
Yuan Shen: Get out!
Isn’t it interesting to finally show off your affection?
Lu Xun hung up the phone and saw Ayu who had returned from chatting with Lu Wei.
She leaned against the door frame and looked at him with a half-smile.
The corner of Lu Xun's mouth suddenly became stiff: "Old...wife, when did you come?"
Lin Qingyu raised his eyebrows: "I've already heard what I should have heard."
Lu Xun's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly asked his wife to squeeze her shoulders.
Lin Qingyu looked at him calmly: "No. Then listen to this sentence, this tone... Do I want it, or don't I want it?"
Lu Xun:......
He continued to pinch his shoulders and laugh shamelessly.
"Honey, am I not teaching the sixth child something...he is stupid..."
Lin Qingyu has no memory of her marriage. She has always thought that Uncle Lu Yan was strict, self-disciplined, strict with himself and others, and a very moral and serious person. But now why does he feel that it is different from what he imagined?
But if it's too serious, she will really be scared to death.
Now that I'm like this, I don't think it's that bad at all.
Lu Xun felt guilty after being stared at by Lin Qingyu, so he explained in a low voice: "Between husband and wife, sincerity is the last resort. But occasionally, there is no harm in using a few tricks."
Soon, Lin Qingyu was coaxed.
After Yuan Shen put Jiang Xiaoman to sleep, he went to find Jiang Li.
When he first entered the house, Jiang Li ignored him and looked at his plan angrily.
Yuan Shen walked over.
Jiang Li didn't even look at him: "If nothing happens, I'm going to sleep."
"I'll sleep with you." As he said that, Yuan Shen picked Jiang Li up from the chair, sat on the chair, and held Jiang Li on his lap.
Just as Jiang Li was about to get angry, Yuan Shen looked at her seriously: "Do you know what the biggest flaw in your plan is?"
Jiang Li was stunned, forgetting to be angry, and quickly asked seriously: "What is it?"