Full text of the marriage with the shady third uncle, which made her really sweet after a flash marriage Chapter 480 The third master is like an old dog in heat?
Chapter 480 The third master is like an old dog in heat?
Chapter 103 I’m married, and I’m married to your third uncle!
After the voice fell, Lin Qingyu's face turned a little pale.
Both surprised and embarrassed.
Lu Wei shouted excitedly: "Brother, you are finally on the road! Brother, my sister-in-law is blushing."
The more Lu Wei talked, the more excited she became. She didn't notice that Lu Xun beside her was radiating a chill.
After a brief gaffe, Lin Qingyu had to face the "Shura field of four people."
She pursed her lips and had no choice but to continue to act in front of Lu Xun and Lu Wei, biting the bullet and communicating with Lu Yan through the loudspeaker.
"Lu Yan, thank you. But what you said has nothing to do with me. I've told you before, I'm married."
"Marriage? This is impossible!"
"Marriage? This is impossible!"
The two brothers, Lu Yan and Lu Wei, said in unison, their voices very firm.
Lin Qingyu:......
Lu Wei, who was at the scene, was the first to react and reached out to Lin Qingyu: "Then show me your marriage certificate?"
"I don't have the marriage certificate."
Lin Qingyu spoke truthfully, but Lu Wei smiled like "I knew it" and shouted into the speaker.
"Brother, my sister-in-law doesn't have a marriage certificate. She just lied to us!"
After hearing this, Lu Yan on the other end of the phone said warmly: "Ayu, I told you, don't lie to me again! It's impossible for me to believe that you will get married."
Lin Qingyu was so angry with the brother and sister that she yelled directly at her cell phone.
"I'm married! And the person I'm getting married to is your third uncle! If I want a marriage certificate, I'll go with your third uncle!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Qingyu hung up the phone.
The living room of the apartment became quiet for a while.
Lu Wei looked at Lin Qingyu in shock: "Are you crazy? Can you say that you want to marry my third uncle?"
Lin Qingyu took a breath and was speechless: "Why can't I marry your third uncle? Is it because I'm too bad, or something?"
At this time, Lu Wei spoke extremely calmly: "It's not a question of whether it's good or bad.
Anyway, you can't marry my third uncle.
If you were my third aunt, let me tell you, I would stand on my head in this living room and eat shit!"
Lin Qingyu:......
"And look, one of you lives in the master bedroom and the other lives in the second bedroom. Is there such a couple?"
Lu Xun:......
Lin Qingyu:......
"Look, sister-in-law, you can't answer it either, can you? Look how smart my little brain is! My analysis is very clear and logical."
As soon as the voice fell, the "general" in the living room didn't seem to notice the "ouch" sound, and lay down to sleep.
Lin Qingyu glared at Lu Xun: "Explain yourself."
After saying these words, Lin Qingyu returned to the room.
Lu Wei was so frightened that she walked to the side of Lu Xun's wheelchair with a pale face and squatted down to plead for Lin Qingyu.
"Third uncle, please don't argue with my sister-in-law, okay?
My sister-in-law is having a breakup with my brother recently, mainly because she is so angry about the green tea!
I apologize on her behalf for dragging you into trouble just now."
Lu Xun recalled Ayu's reaction before and nodded thoughtfully: "Tell me, do women hate that kind of junior sister?"
"Of course! It's super annoying! In fact, it's not a question of whether it's a junior sister or not. Sometimes it's probably a female secretary, a female senior sister, a female assistant, etc."
Lu Xun's eyes darkened, he didn't have a female secretary or assistant.
"In other words, you can't have anyone of the opposite sex around you?"
"That's not the case." Lu Wei expressed her opinion, "A normal cooperative relationship is still possible, but the key is that there can't be green tea and white lotus! Men must express their position and cannot have an ambiguous relationship with green tea and white lotus."
"Yeah, I understand." Lu Xun nodded.
Lu Wei was suddenly startled and looked at Lu Xun suspiciously: "Third uncle, why have you recently...seemed to be particularly concerned about the issues of the opposite sex?"
Lu Xun looked straight at Lu Wei: "Well, I want to chase your third aunt."
"Ah! Third uncle really has someone he likes? Who is it?"
As soon as Lu Wei finished her voice, Lin Qingyu walked out. After hearing this, her eyes also fell on Lu Xun.