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Chapter 222 Flying a bubble of shit (1)

This king?

How brave are you? In the East Palace, you actually dare to make loud noises and shout curses at every turn?

Zhu Yunxi was furious, put down Miao Yun, and came back as soon as he could! After that, he turned around and went downstairs.

He wanted to see which prince was so bold as to dare to lie to him.

As soon as I got downstairs, I couldn't help but laugh.

The bastard was kneeling shamefully, with several messy footprints already on his body. The twenty-one sons of the emperor, headed by Shen Wang Zhu Mo, An Wang Zhu Ying, Tang Wang Zhu Huan, Ying Wang Zhu Dong, Yi Wang Zhu Yi, and twenty who had just put on crotchless pants The sixth prince Zhu Nan and others vented their anger on him in a righteous manner.

(Historically, Zhu Nan died young. The author was afraid that Zhu Yuanzhang would experience the pain of losing a son again, so he did not follow the description in the history books. Don’t be surprised!)

The princes and servants dare not stop them, but... Ouch!

With a scream, Zhu Dong and Zhu Yi stepped forward with both feet before he could finish speaking.

You bitch, why are you stopping us and not allowing us to see the emperor's grandson? You are such a scornful thing, I will go to my father to sue you soon!

Although the old man strictly restrained his adult sons, he doted on these old sons. It is human nature for old men to love their young sons. Therefore, in the palace, these young princes were like little overlords, and no one dared to provoke them.

If they really went to the old man to complain, the bastard would really not be able to bear the shame and just walk away.

Twenty-third brother, twenty-fourth brother, your usual boxing and kicking skills have been wasted. Try harder! The older King Shen is still making noises beside you.

Zhu Yunxi's face was gloomy, stop!

Then, with his hands behind his back, he slowly came out of the house.

Looking at these lawless little princes coldly, how unbecoming is it to beat the slaves and yell at them in the East Palace without permission? Look at you, do you still look like a prince? Do you really think that you are so lonely that you can't be embarrassed? Come and punish your sins!

He was the grandson of the emperor, and his mouth was naturally full of authority. The young princes instantly became obedient and stood obediently, not even daring to look at him.

Gu originally thought that you would make some progress by studying and doing knowledge in the palace. Now it seems that not only have you not made any progress, but you have gone too far. This is also a place where you can make mischief? Zhu Yunxi said angrily, "Tomorrow, I will choose a few more for you." Master, please teach you what are the rules?

Hey... Don't be upset, Your Majesty the Grand Sun! Zhu Nan, the youngest, rushed directly in front of Zhu Yunxi, raised his little face, and said eagerly, "It's not that we have no rules, we haven't seen you for more than half a year." , We can't believe it! As soon as we heard that you were back, we came over early in the morning to ask for a meeting. But you have been meeting with the minister all day long, and finally you finished your work, and he was so shameless that he stopped us from seeing you!

As he said this, he slapped his face a few times, "Your Highness, you have been out for so long, have you ever thought about us?"

In an instant, Zhu Yunxi felt a little soft-hearted.

As soon as Zhu Dong opened his mouth, the unsaid words "Brother Xi" awakened his tenderness towards these young princes.

In his memory, he was so suppressed by the Lu family in his early years that he could not lift his head up. During the days of trembling with fear, it was the company of these little uncles that made him feel happy. After his rebirth, it was these little princes who thought about the law again and again. Make him happy.

Back then, in the university hall, they were all monolithic, leaving Zhu Yunwen helpless.

If you want me to let someone know, you are a prince, who dares to stop you! Zhu Yunxi touched his hair and said, but with such a big fanfare, beating and scolding, how could he still look like a prince? As he said, and He smiled and said, you have grown taller!

Zhu Nan smiled sweetly and grinned, "Look, I have lost my teeth!" Then he danced and said, "That day I was chewing on my elbow and my front teeth fell out. Later, the eunuch lifted me up and I threw the fallen front teeth to the The roof is up to 5!

Zhu Yunxi smiled lovingly and said to the other young princes, "Do you still think of yourself as children? If Uncle Twenty-Six was as old as Uncle Twenty-six, I wouldn't say anything. You are almost an adult, and you are still so ignorant. Huh?" If you are like this, at best it is neither serious nor serious, at worst it is cruelty and immoral!

King Shen Zhu Mo said with a smile, "Your Highness, we didn't even try hard. As soon as we started, this slave started complaining incessantly. Think about it, if we really wanted to beat him, would he still be able to stay here?"

The bastard was so ashamed and horrified that he kowtowed and said, "This slave will never dare to do this!"

Or what can I say, everyone in the palace is made of human sperm!

A few young princes were able to hit someone with a rake. They were directly shamed by the bastard and charged with deliberately making someone miserable.

However, in this era, in the eyes of these princes, eunuchs are not considered human beings at all. If they are beaten, they will be beaten. Even if they make trouble to the old man, the old man will just smile.

He couldn't help but praise his son for his ability to read people's hearts. He also said that these eunuchs in the palace are all cunning and insidious people.

Okay! Zhu Yunxi said to the bastard, I know you are not a miserable person, are you okay?

It's okay, it's okay! The shameless bastard said quickly, it is the slave's blessing that the princes beat the slave!

Stop talking clever words. If you have long eyes, no one will beat you! King Shen thought about it, casually took off a jade pendant from his waist and threw it over to reward you!

This kid is pretty good at being a human being. Give him a slap and a sweet date!

Since it was given by King Shen, just take it! After saying that, Zhu Yunxi said to several young princes, "Uncles, young princes, what's the matter with you?"

I miss you! Zhu Dong still grabbed the corner of Zhu Yunxi's clothes and said with a smile.

Your Highness, please tell us about the battle to destroy Goryeo! Tang Wang Zhu Huang said loudly, since we heard that you won the battle in Goryeo, some of us were so happy that we couldn't sleep. As we spoke, we were full of sadness, which is strange. We are still too young, otherwise we would follow you and fight the Korean dog thieves for three hundred rounds!

Three hundred rounds? Zhu Yi said, Goryeo is also worthy! Our Zhu family will knock him down with a hammer. After saying that, he asked impatiently, Your Highness, I heard that the fifteenth brother of the King of Liao also led troops. He Are the soldiers under your command majestic?

It turned out that I wanted to listen to a story!

The banquet was being passed on, and Gu and several young uncles were busy! Zhu Yunxi smiled and said, go and call the two princesses. After half a year of separation, Gu had not had time to see them!

The two little princesses he mentioned were his two half-sisters.

Afterwards, a banquet was served in the East Palace, and the young princes happily surrounded Zhu Yunxi with expressions of anticipation.

So, Zhu Yunxi told the whole story of the battle to conquer Goryeo. How to bombard the city with artillery, how to set up ambushes, and how to attack with cavalry.

When it came to the climax, several young princes cheered loudly and their palms turned red.

Seeing how they looked like this, Zhu Yunxi was moved in his heart and deliberately said in a deep voice, Hey, Korea has been defeated, but there will be trouble in the future!

What trouble? How dare they refuse to accept it? King Shen said loudly.

It’s not that he is dissatisfied, but that it is difficult to manage! Zhu Yunxi pondered and said, after all, it is the border area of ​​Liaodong, beyond the reach of the imperial court, and the local officials sent there do not understand the local customs and customs, and their eyes are black!

Although the young princes are young, they were taught by great Confucians in the palace, and their knowledge is naturally not comparable to that of ordinary teenagers.

That’s true! Seeking strength blindly is not the way to govern a country!

Zhu Yunxi sighed, if Goryeo and the Ming Dynasty could not be reunited, this war would be in vain and there would be no joy!

That won't work, Your Highness, whatever you capture is ours! King An Zhu Ying said anxiously, "Didn't you say before that all things in the world, as long as I, the Ming Dynasty, like them, belong to me, the Ming Dynasty!"

It's not like there's no other way! Zhu Yunxi deliberately tried to hide it, then shook his head and said, forget it, don't say it anymore, it's troublesome!

Stop it! When the young princes heard the key point, they must tell Zhu Yunxi to continue speaking.

There is a way! Zhu Yunxi looked at them and said slowly, enfeoffment!

Huh? The young princes were stunned and looked at each other. Who would want to go to a place where birds don't shit?

Zhu Yunxi held the wine glass and said with a smile, "Who told you that it is a place where birds can't poop? The Ministry of Industry has just discovered copper mines in Korea, and there is alluvial gold in the river there. Besides, can a feudal prince be assigned to a poor place?"

?Pyongyang is also considered a thousand-year-old city, not poorer than our Central Plains!

There is also Shuzhou Port, which not only has prosperous business exchanges, but also allows you to sail far out to sea!

Besides, if it is sealed somewhere, because it is a borderland, the number of Hu troops under his command will be doubled, and not only will it have military power, but also civilian power. You can do whatever you want, and you don't have to listen to anyone except the emperor.

!

The eyes of several young princes gradually brightened.

As the saying goes, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. If that's true, wouldn't it mean that even if you become emperor behind closed doors, no one would dare to say no?

Moreover, ever since he was a child, Zhu Yunxi has always instilled in these young princes the idea that a good man in the Ming Dynasty should carry a three-foot sword and grab good things from all over the world.

At the wine table, Tang Wang Zhu Huang, who had just drank half a glass of wine, suddenly stood up, danced and said loudly, I'm going! Seal me over, and I'll take my uncle, my cousin, and their generals with me.

Anyone who disobeys me will... let my uncle set the dogs to bite them!

One of them took the bait, Zhu Yunxi said happily while holding the wine glass.

These young princes are all the young sons doted on by the old man. Just look at their titles and you will know that they will definitely be sealed in a sacred place and enjoy all the glory and wealth in the future.

Rather than letting them cause trouble in the country, it is better to send them out and let them make troubles on their own!

In fact, Goryeo is not that far away from Liaodong! King Shen also said, my fiefdom is in Liaoyang, with the fourth brother watching over the edge, and the fifteenth brother taking care of it in front, I must be uncomfortable. It is better to go to Goryeo.

, being a king behind closed doors, haha!

Here comes another one!

Zhu Yunxi was so happy that he suddenly stood up quickly.

I just heard a voice coming from outside, I'm not dead yet, and you're thinking about these things?

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