Li Jinglong stood up slowly, then put his hands in his sleeves and squatted down slowly. He stared at the crystal clear yellow on the ice on the slope. Not only did his eyes shine, but he also licked the ice all over the ice.
It's the mouth's lips.
Li Laowai stepped forward, looked at his master, then looked at the yellow place, and said carefully, just now... the little one peed there. That... these few days
Tian Xiao was anxious, so he was very angry!
The urine is frozen? Li Jinglong murmured thoughtfully.
It was so cold that the steam came out when I peeed, and turned into ice as soon as I hit the ground! Li Laowai said, all the kids had to bring a stick to relieve their big hands in the middle of the night last night!
Well, it’s too cold! Li Jinglong spoke while thinking.
Then, he stood up and circled around the yellow urine ice a few times. His mind was working rapidly, and he began to restore the scene of Mr. Li peeing.
When he peeed, he must be facing uphill and with his back to downhill! Li Jinglong thought in his mind, so the urine that came out froze directly along the slope.
Thinking about it, Li Jinglong stretched out his foot and stepped on the urine ice twice. A crunching sound was heard. The urine ice was still tenaciously frozen and did not appear to be broken at all.
The head of the family, Li Laowai, looked at each other and the other soldiers, and then boldly said, "You are..."
Li Jinglong ignored him, but moved his gaze to the top of the slope, where they were stationed. It was a solitary fort with walls. I heard from veterans in the army that it used to be the Great Wall of the Han and Tang Dynasties. Except for the solitary fort
Outside, next to it is the army's camp.
If the Tatars come, they will rush up this slope!
Suddenly, Li Jinglong's heart moved and he shouted, "Quick, bring water!"
With a whoosh, Li Laowai took off the water bag from his waist and handed it over.
Li Jinglong swayed for a moment, where is the water?
When Li Laowai thought about it, his water bag was frozen!
Give me water! Li Jinglong shouted, bring me a bucket of water!
Li Laowai quickly turned around and kicked his son Li Xiaowai, "Damn it, you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears? Didn't you hear the owner of the house say to bring a bucket of water?"
Li Xiaowa disappeared in a whoosh, his feet slipped, he rolled on the ground with thunderbolts, and disappeared.
A moment later, he ran over carrying a wooden bucket, panting. The water in the bucket kept sloshing.
When Li Laowai saw it, he was furious, "Damn it, that's a bucket for donkeys!"
No problem! Li Jinglong pushed him away, grabbed the bucket as if he had found a treasure, and stood on the slope.
With a whoop, a bucket of water with icy stubble was splashed on the slope.
Then, Li Jinglong put his back in his sleeves, slowly squatted down, and stared at the slowly flowing liquid on the slope.
Li Laowai looked at him again and squatted beside Li Jinglong with his other soldiers with his sleeves tucked in, looking at the liquid that gradually stopped flowing.
The water flowed feebly for a while, and then froze.
I don't know how long it took, but Li Jinglong said softly, "Who's going to step on me?"
Li Laowai turned around and slapped his son, "Fuck you, get up!"
Hey! Li Xiaowai didn't say much and jumped out in a flash.
As soon as his feet touched the ground, because he rushed so hard, his whole body seemed to be slipping, and he slipped directly on the freshly frozen ice.
Damn it, I let you step on it, who the hell let you slide? How could I have given birth to such a fool like you? You know how to eat every day, and you can't do anything...
Shut up! Li Jinglong shouted and stopped Li Laowai from cursing.
Then, under the surprised eyes of all the soldiers, he ran over quickly. Then he stepped on the ice with his legs and continued to charge.
Whoosh!
Snap!
Li Jinglong squatted on his butt and sat on the ice.
Master! Li Laowai quickly led someone to help Li Jinglong up. Do you want to skate? There is too little ice for you to skate. You rest first, and the younger one will help you get a big ice channel. Then
It’s fun to slide!
Haha! Haha! Hahaha!
Suddenly, Li Jinglong laughed so hard that he burst into tears. His smile was particularly ferocious, God help me! As he said this, he pushed Old Li Wai away and passed on my father-in-law's order to boil water for the entire army!
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Wow! Whoop!
Buckets of water were vented from the walls of the lonely fort and from the slopes of the military camp. There were fires everywhere in the camp, and the iron buckets were filled with snow. Do not boil it, as it has just melted and still has ice stubble.
, falling directly from high to low.
Gradually, the entire slope, as well as the walls of the solitary castle, were covered with a layer of crystal clear, like ice sculptures.
Li Jinglong squatted on a slope and watched the soldiers pour water to water the ice sculpture attack he had conceived.
At first, the veterans and officers in the army were still a little confused, thinking that Duke Cao was just fooling around. But when there was no one left standing on the slope and whoever came up would slide down, everyone gradually understood. Without anyone urging them, they started boiling water as hard as they could.
water.
When the Tatars come to fight, they must come up from this slope. They are surrounded by slippery ice. The faster they rush, the faster they slide down. And on our side, we can treat those Tatars as living creatures from high places.
Target, hit them hard.
The sun gradually tilts, and the remaining light of dusk shines on the cast ice slope, making it crystal clear and beautiful.
In an instant, Li Jinglong actually wanted to cry.
He remembered the scene when he was a child, when his father swung a wooden stick, beat him to death, and cursed you, you idiot.
Dad! Your son is not a fool, he is a genius! Li Jinglong shouted in his heart.
The Tatars couldn't climb up this icy slope even if their legs were worn out. Even if they climbed up, there would still be an even more slippery solitary wall made of ice.
Wow, another bucket of water poured down the top.
Don't call this watering! Li Jinglong shouted, you idiots, you said you can't water this!
With that said, he ran to the slope where watering was not allowed, and shouted to the top, they are all idiots, and they don't have the right brains. On this slope, only these few roads will not be watered or frozen. When the Tatars arrive,
If you want to come up, do you have to go here?
On the entire slope, a few slope passages were deliberately set aside for only three or two people to walk side by side.
Think about it, after the fight started, the Tatars were all crowded here. We were on top, and there were dozens of musketeers standing in a passage. No one could get in, even if the gods came, they would have to kneel down!
The master of the house is wise! Li Laowai praised him from above, and punched and kicked those who splashed water.
Where's the artillery? Li Jinglong continued to ask, remember, I point the muzzle of the solid bullets at the bottom of the slope, where the Tatars come up. I point the muzzle of the artillery loaded with iron sand and loose bullets at these slopes!
Also, put it over there, it’s called crossfire!
Li Jinglong's roar was full of power.
Remember, behind a passage, stood a 100-man musketry team. There were thirty people in a group, one person fired the gun, and the others loaded it, just like the three-stage shooting in daily training. They couldn't stop for a moment. The extra ten people were fired.
I'm ready to throw thunder!
Also, the water must not be cut off! When beating, pour water while beating, just like I said!
Brothers, you will make great achievements today, stop the Tatars, and everyone will be promoted and rich!
I am Duke Cao of the Ming Dynasty, and everything he spits is like nails. If you win the battle, each of you will be counted as one. As long as you are alive, I will own the entire Qinhuai River to make you happy!
Hehe, you have never touched a delicate little girl! Let me tell you, she is so tender! One end is trembling!
Not only for the ladies, but also for the captured war horse skins and valuables from the Tatars. I don’t want a penny, I’ll give them all to you!