Pfft, Zhu Yunxi just took a sip of tea and spit it out.
Then he smiled and asked Li Qi, "What did you call him?"
Li Jinglong also heard his son's words and his face turned green on the spot.
"Damn it, the emperor gave me a seat, you should thank God for his grace!"
"No matter what happens, I'll follow your father's example and say I don't dare to sit down!"
"Why do you call that eggless bastard Uncle?"
"At this moment, what kind of uncle do you call me?"
The shameless bastard is also stupid. It doesn't matter if he puts the stool down or doesn't put it down.
"Is this kid stupid?" He thought to himself, "In front of the emperor, calling him uncle of the Za family? Isn't this giving eye drops to the Za family? Sooner or later, the Za family will be tricked by the two of them to death!"
Li Qi shouted, feeling something was wrong and regretting it in her heart.
Seeing the silence around him, the emperor was overjoyed. His father and Manager Wang were dumbfounded, and he was even more at a loss.
He quietly took over the stool and put it under his buttocks, then lowered his head and sat down without saying a word.
"How dare you fucking sit down?" Li Jinglong was trembling all over and cursing in his heart.
He kicked him over and said, "Beast, where is your seat in front of the Emperor?" As he said that, he knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, I have no way of teaching my son..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"
Zhu Yunxi was already laughing so hard. He never expected that Li Jinglong would have such a stupid son. It was retaliation!
"Did you just call the bastard Shameful King Uncle?" Zhu Yunxi continued to ask with a smile.
Li Qi fell to the ground, blinked, first looked at his father, then looked at the shame of the bastard, and did not dare to speak.
"Hey, the emperor is asking you a question!" Li Jinglong was going crazy and continued to say angrily.
"I........."
Snap, before Li Qi could say anything, Li Jinglong directly swiped a big melon seed at him, "In front of the emperor, who allowed you to speak of me?"
"Okay!" Zhu Yunxi said, "If you want to spank the child, go back and spank him, but don't do it in front of me!"
"I deserve to die!" Li Jinglong kowtowed.
Zhu Yunxi looked at his father and father, with no emotion or anger on his face, "It's a shame for the son of a noble prince to call you uncle! What do you want me to say? Li Jinglong!"
"I'm here!"
"You are a duke of the country, you have lost your official status and the integrity of the country!" Zhu Yunxi still said calmly, "A duke of the country really spares no effort to curry favor with the people around me!"
"Why can't you put your thoughts in the right place?"
"Your Majesty makes atonement, I deserve death!" Li Jinglong couldn't help but kowtow and said anxiously, "I just met Manager Wang outside. I thought Quanzi was a junior, so I asked him to call Manager Wang uncle politely. Who knows,
Who knew this kid was so sincere, he would be taken seriously!"
"This kid is too honest!" Li Jinglong continued, "One-minded, stubborn, and resigned to death! He is stupid and can't speak. When he saw the emperor, he was frightened by the power of God and panicked..."
"Stop, stop!" Zhu Yunxi waved his hand, "If foreign ministers find out about this, my imperial court will be filled with memorials to impeach you early tomorrow morning. Do you believe it or not?"
Li Jinglong broke into cold sweat and wanted to turn around and strangle his idiot son to death.
Nowadays, the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty are not human beings. Not to mention that the old men in the palace treat these eunuchs improperly, but also the civil and military officials of the dynasty, especially those civil servants. If they know that he asked his son to call a eunuch uncle, I am afraid that he will explode on the spot.
The whole court was furious, and the impeachment of Li Jinglong would not be complete until he was outed.
In the hearts of those civil servants, eunuchs cannot be guarded against, but you, Cao Guogong Li Jinglong, are actually trying to curry favor with you? Are you a human being?
"Your Majesty, forgive me!!" Li Jinglong kowtowed heavily, "It is my fault that I behaved inappropriately, please forgive me, Your Majesty!"
Seeing that his father was so frightened that his back was wet, Li Qi also imitated his father's example and kowtowed, and then said out of nowhere, "Your Majesty, if you want to punish me, punish me, and don't punish me's father!"
Zhu Yunhe looked at Li Qi in surprise, waiting for the other party's next words.
Just listen to Li Qi continue to say, "I entered the palace for the first time, and I was frightened and overwhelmed. I remembered what my father told me, after entering the palace, talk less and kowtow more. When you see someone, you smile before they say anything. When you see someone who is older, you call me uncle."
, call me brother when you see your peers."
"Father told me, it is always right to be polite to others. Don't always think that you are the son of a prince. A son of a prince is nothing in this palace!"
"In the future, when I work for the Crown Prince, my popularity is very important, and my character is even more important. I would rather lower my head and smile on weekdays than let people say behind my back that I am arrogant because of my family background!"
"Father also said that it's not strange to be polite to many people. Speak low-key, be generous with your hands, and prepare money, money, gold beans..."
At first, Li Jinglong felt happy after hearing this, but gradually he became more and more annoyed.
"Why does he say everything?"
"This kid has no brains?"
At this time, Zhu Yunxi said, "Look what you are teaching your children? You are a good child, you only teach these flattering words, and you don't teach any good things!"
"I deserve to die!" Li Jinglong kowtowed, "This child is sincere, but I actually meant for him to keep a low profile in the palace!"
In fact, what he taught was correct. He, Li Jinglong, did the same thing when he first entered the palace. At that time, there were some people in the guard office who looked down upon them, noble sons and daughters. If they were not good at behaving like this, they would be ostracized by their colleagues alone.
That's enough.
Zhu Yunxi looked at him for a long time, "Get up!" He said, taking a sip from the tea bowl, "I will punish you with three years' salary!"
"I thank God for his kindness!" Li Jinglong felt like he was being pardoned.
This matter can be big or small.
Everyone has a desire for skill. Bastard Shame is currently in high demand, and there are countless people trying to get close to him. Having said that, in the past, when Pu Bucheng was still in his prime, there were a lot of people vying for him, let alone uncle, even grandpa.
But then again, it’s someone else’s call, how dare you agree to it, you bastard?
Immediately, Zhu Yunxi looked at the bastard.
"This slave deserves to die!" The bastard had served him all his life, so he didn't know his temper.
"If someone's child calls you sincerely, should you respond? You don't know your identity?" Zhu Yunxi's tone was a bit harsh.
"This slave deserves to die!" The bastard kowtowed shamefully.
Eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics. This is the ancestral precept of the Ming Dynasty. Although Zhu Yunxi did not treat them as human beings like the old man, he would never be too tolerant so that he would cause uncontrollable troubles in the future.
The identities of the bastards are different and must be treated strictly.
If they are not strict, if they are not kept in good condition, then these eunuchs will drift away.
"Go, get twenty coins from the Jingshi Office, and then go to the Huanxi Bureau as a servant!" Zhu Yunxi put down the tea bowl, "Take off the red robe, the rank is waived, start with a small effort!"
Xiaoli is the lowest-ranking eunuch in the palace, who does hard work.
The bastard burst into tears, "I obey the order!"
After saying that, he kowtowed heavily and said, "I am no longer here to serve you, Long Live Lord. Long Live Lord, please take care of your dragon body!"
Before he could finish speaking, several guards came forward and pulled him away.
Looking at his appearance, Zhu Yunxi felt very unbearable. However, for the emperor, some things could not be controlled by his own emotions. Furthermore, since he came to the throne, he felt that the eunuchs around him were already showing signs of raising their tails.
Without the pressure of Pu Bucheng's ancestors in the palace, these eunuchs walked more energetically than before. They would never dare to accept the favors before, but now they are half-hearted.
Seeing this, Li Jinglong was fine, but Li Qi's face turned pale.
"From now on, if you continue to hook up with the people around me, you don't have to be Cao Guogong!" Zhu Yunxi gave Li Jinglong a stern look, "Enter the palace and become the general manager!"
Li Jinglong shuddered and knelt down again, "I am obsessed with ghosts. This is what the emperor taught you!"
At this time, a eunuch came in at the entrance of the palace, knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, He Guangyi, the commander of the Jinyi Guards, is here!"
"Replacement?"
Li Jinglong was shocked. How come the eunuch who came in in front of him and the one who was interpreting for him just now were not the same person?
Suddenly, he found Zhu Yunxi looking at him, which made him feel terrified.
"In the future, don't be like a boy who gives money to everyone you see. Does your Li family have a gold mountain?" Zhu Yunxi sneered.
With a crash, Li Jinglong broke into cold sweat again.
Your Majesty, things have changed!
The current emperor is no longer the former emperor’s grandson!
The current emperor can hide nothing from his eyes!
The current emperor knows whatever he wants to know!