He Guangyi's face was a little dull, and he looked at He Ping'an slowly getting up from the chair, "Dead?"
He Ping'an took two steps back and said fearfully, "Yes, just put a rope around your head, jump out of the window, and make a click..."
"Why the hell don't you find a rope to tie Gaba to death!" He Guangyi cursed and kicked him hard.
Then he pointed at He Ping'an's nose and cursed, "Is that an envoy of a country? No matter how bad it is, he is still an envoy of a country. He died in my palace of the Ming Dynasty, or committed suicide...this...this
What the hell do you say?"
The two countries fought without killing the envoys. The Ming Dynasty claimed to be the superior kingdom of heaven, but it forced its envoys to death. How could it face the people of the world?
"I want you to watch them set off, and then hand them over to the army to drive them out of the capital!" He Guangyi said angrily, "You can't handle such a small thing? How can you create such a big trap for me?
"
He Ping'an lowered his head and said aggrievedly, "Dutang, who knows where he got the courage to hang himself?"
"You don't know, but the person is dead!" He Guangyi said seriously, "You said it has nothing to do with you, but who does it have to do with? You said it has nothing to do with Jin Yiwei, but do you have to find someone to take responsibility for this matter...
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As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and grabbed the teapot, "As long as you are so stubborn and stay with him, how can this happen?"
"Dutang... Dutang..." He Ping'an backed away repeatedly, "Your purple clay teapot is the handiwork of a famous master. It's expensive, but it's overkill for a lowly job!"
"I...why did I use you trash!" He Guangyi sat down slumped and kept slapping his thighs.
A country's envoys died in the city, or committed suicide. In the Ming Dynasty, yellow mud fell into the crotch, and it was either shit or shit.
Moreover, this envoy committed suicide when the emperor had a fit and wanted to expel him from the capital.
This is even more intriguing!
That was an envoy from a country! He came to pay tribute! All of this has been written down in the records.
Seeing that He Guangyi and He Guangyi didn't speak for a long time, He Ping'an said again, "What should the capital do now? I have sent someone to control the scene, and no one is allowed to move!"
"What should I do?" The most pragmatic thing about He Guangyi is that when there is a problem, he will scold and hit him, but he will always put how to solve it first.
"Well... keep watching, I'll go into the palace!" He Guangyi stood up and said.
"Long live the Lord?" He Ping'an asked.
"Long live the Lord, you are so happy. Now, don't you want to live? My brain hasn't grown enough yet?" He Guangyi scolded, "I have to find someone to help me with this matter first!"
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The state banquet at Jinshen Palace has passed, but today Zhu Yunxi was in a rare mood and led his ministers to continue the private banquet.
When He Guangyi was far away, he saw the bright lights and shadows of people interlacing in the Jingyi Pavilion on the edge of the Imperial Garden.
"How long have you been drinking?" He Guangyi asked Deng Ping who brought him in.
Deng Ping said nothing and raised a finger with a smile.
I keep drinking it!
"Um...Long Live Lord, how drunk...?" He Guangyi hesitated.
Deng Ping said nothing and glanced at him with a smile.
The meaning of the look is, is this something you should ask? Or should I say it? Are you, the leader of Jinyiwei, confused today?
"Long live the Lord, are you still happy?" He Guangyi changed his words.
Suddenly, Deng Ping stopped and said with a smile, "Are you... causing trouble?"
"How can you?" He Guangyi smiled awkwardly, "Um... where is your brother-in-law?"
"Stay with me inside!"
"How much did he drink?"
Deng Ping glanced at He Guangyi again and said, "You still let him drink it. Are you hoping that he will have another stroke and be completely paralyzed?"
"No, no!" He Guangyi waved his hands hurriedly, and then whispered, "Um, please help me call your brother-in-law out!"
"Are you sure this is the occasion and this time?" Deng Ping paused and said, "I advise you, if you have anything to do, just go in and talk!"
As he said that, he looked around and said, "Don't you know the truth behind this better than me? Besides, it's in plain sight to find someone who doesn't have a problem."
"Tsk!" He Guangyi gritted his teeth.
The emperor was drinking, and then the leader of the royal guards secretly called the Duke out... He was really looking for a cure for himself.
"I'm confused for a moment! Please help me explain!"
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"Long live, on this day of universal celebration, I really want to have a few drinks!"
In the hall, Li Jinglong sat under Zhu Gaochi and smiled at Zhu Yunxi, "It's not that I want to drink, but I feel that besides respecting you, I really can't think of any other way to express my joy and respect for you.
Long live my admiration!"
When Zhu Gaochi heard this, he picked his ears with his thick fingers.
Next to this guy Li Jinglong, my ears haven't stopped tonight, and all I hear are wisecracks.
"As long as it comes to your mind!"
Zhu Yunxi was really drunk. He was not just happy to be canonized as King of Burma.
During this period of time, he has been under too much pressure, including the Jiangnan gentry group, the Qingliu in Beijing, and major corruption cases one after another.
Today's wine is partly a deliberate attempt to soothe.
"The contribution of King Burma to the court is not due to me alone, but also to the dedicated assistance of all my beloved ministers!" Zhu Yunxi held the wine glass again, "Come, let us, the king and ministers, drink from this glass!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" the ministers shouted.
"May my Ming Dynasty last forever!" Li Jinglong said something different from others.
Zhu Gaochi curled his lips, took a small sip, and then poured it down his sleeve.
After a sip of wine, Zhu Yunxi's head became even more groggy, and he smiled and said, "My dear friends, how can this feeling and scene be without poetry? Who will write a poem for it?"
After the words fell, the atmosphere in the palace was a little awkward.
Because these people here are all practical ministers, poetry and poetry are far from their strengths.
And those Hanlin Academy bachelors who were good at poetry did not attend at all.
Fortunately, there was also Xie Jin, a scholar from the East Palace who was famous for his talent and learning.
"Jie Aiqing, come and compose a poem!" Zhu Yunxi said with a smile.
Xie Jin was so drunk that he staggered a little when he stood up.
"Well..." he said with a bit of drunkenness, "the Han and Tang dynasties were majestic, with inexhaustible iron power, glaciers burning the desert, and tigers reaching toward the sky."
"Then there was a catastrophe, but with the blood of heroes, the Tartars were driven away in a hundred battles, and a hundred years of humiliation was achieved."
"The lion is as strong as iron, the sun and the moon are as long as the river, wherever my emperor's eyes can see, the Golden Ou is always intact..."
"Okay!" Li Jinglong took the lead in clapping.
Zhu Yunxi, on the other hand, frowned slightly and said with a smile, "It's not as good as it is! It's not as good as it is!"
"I'm drunk and can't write a good poem. At this time, my mind is filled with the prosperity of the Ming Dynasty!" Xie Jin said drunkenly, "Your Majesty! Why don't you write a poem and let me listen to the holy music!"
"I..." Zhu Yunxi smiled and waved his hands, "Forget it!"
He knew very well how much he weighed. Writing poetry required talent, but he really didn't have this talent. How could someone who didn't even know a lot about poetry write poetry?
Zhu Gaochi curled his lips inwardly as he read the next poem, "Thank you for being self-aware enough to compose a poem? Even if your crotch is wet, it's better!"
His eyes were rolling around, and Zhu Yunxi happened to take a real look at him.
"This fat guy's expression?" Zhu Yunxi thought to himself, "Does he look down on me?"
He took another sip from the wine glass and said, "As for poetry, I can't do it, but I have some sighs in my heart...I want to express it with my mouth!"
After saying this, all the ministers looked eagerly.
Zhu Yunxi thought deeply in his heart for a long time.
Then he stood up and spoke loudly, "In the past ten thousand years, the world has been a great empire. The mountains are crisscrossed... the waves are vast, and the rivers spread the waves of civilization..."
"Billions of people have gods, the land is vast and the products are rich..."
After reading this, Zhu Yunxi stood up and said loudly, "Fly the sun and moon flag of our empire and sing the song of our empire..."
As the words ended, the hall fell silent.
Li Jinglong muttered infatuatedly, "Fly the sun and moon flag of our empire and sing the song of our empire..."
"I've lost my status! I've lost my status!"
Zhu Yunxi thought to himself, "Let's make up the numbers with the songs of the Manchu Army!"
"But the sentence about hoisting my empire's flag and singing my empire's song is really good!"
In our country, even in the darkest times, there is deep pride in the hearts of the people.
That kind of pride is accumulated over thousands of years and integrated into the blood, making us born with arrogance and pride.
A great empire that has lasted for ten thousand years, a vast land with vast mountains and rivers...
“Isn’t it time to tinker with the Ming Dynasty’s national anthem...?”
At this moment, Deng Ping came in quietly and said, "Your Majesty, He Guangyi, commander of the Imperial Guards, would like to see you!"
"Let him in!" Zhu Yunxi said with a smile, "Give him some drinking utensils..."