The fourteenth day of the first lunar month, afternoon
The bastard, carrying a bowl of glutinous rice balls, slowly walked into the Nuan Pavilion of Qianqing Palace.
"Long live the glutinous rice balls just cooked by Shanfang!"
In the thick memorial, Zhu Yunxi showed half of his face and said, "Oh, let's put it there!"
The bastard hesitated to speak, but after thinking about it, he couldn't help but said, "Your Majesty, you have been busy all day, and it's already time to tell the time. You'd better take a rest!"
"Oh! So fast?"
Hearing this, Zhu Yunxi raised his head and looked out the window. Before he knew it, it was afternoon and almost dusk.
"Hey, I've had a few free days during the New Year, but I've been burdened with so much government affairs!" Zhu Yunxi took a memorial and read it while walking. He sat at the table, threw the memorial away, and said with a smile, "If you don't tell me, I won't. I know I have been sitting there all day!”
Then, he picked up the silver spoon and said, "Here, give me a squeeze on your shoulders!"
The bastard immediately stood behind Zhu Yunxi, rolled up his sleeves and carefully kneaded the emperor's shoulders. But the next second, when his eyes moved inadvertently, they suddenly froze.
Because the memorial that the emperor had accidentally placed on the table had caught his eye.
According to the rules of the Ming Dynasty, it is best for eunuchs to be illiterate. But as the emperor's companion, the chief steward of the Qianqing Palace, and now he is the chief ceremonial officer, how can he really be illiterate?
Even if you didn’t know it before, you’ve learned it over the years!
A line of large characters was clearly written on the memorial, "I impeached Jin Yiwei for killing innocent people indiscriminately. It was found that thousands of households congratulated Ping An, colluded with eunuchs to use official weapons for personal use, and killed dozens of innocent people..."
"Try harder!" Zhu Yunxi suddenly said while eating glutinous rice balls.
"Yes!" The bastard quickly looked away and concentrated on rubbing the emperor's neck.
But at the same time, his heart was filled with turmoil. He Ping'an was too ruthless in Huai'an, and paper could not contain the fire. Finally, officials came to impeach him. Not only did he impeach Jin Yiwei, but he also brought shame on him.
Colluding with eunuchs and using public tools for personal use?
No, this memorial is not to impeach Jin Yiwei, it is just for the shame of the bastard!
You, a chamberlain, can actually make the royal guards run around and even kill people and set fires? You bastard is ashamed of your majesty?
Thinking about it, a layer of cold sweat gradually broke out on the bastard's back.
"This He Laoliu..."
When I think of this person, the bastard grits his teeth in shame.
Not only was this man so cruel that he even got into the ears of the Long Live Lord, but he was also a bullshit plaster and went to his foreign residence almost every day.
I'll give you some candy today, some dry goods tomorrow, and some fabrics later...
Just like a silly uncle honoring his father-in-law, every gift is a car!
What exactly is he going to do? The bastard knows exactly what he wants to do.
That guy actually has a crush on his niece Huniu! She wants to be his shameless cheap nephew-in-law!
Pooh!
The shameful bastard cursed secretly in his heart, "I want to blind him!"
He only has two relatives in this world, a nephew and a niece. Needless to say, the nephew is raised by his son and will inherit his shameful legacy.
The niece has also reached the age of getting married, but the bastard has no intention of finding an official family.
As long as his bastard is around, Huniu will never be wronged no matter who she marries in this life. Even if his bastard is gone, his niece Huniu will not be poor.
In his mind, the best candidate for his nephew and son-in-law was not an official like He Laoliu.
It would be best if he is a poor scholar whose parents are both dead. It would be even better if he has a reputation as a scholar. It would be even better if he could step in from behind.
Suddenly, he gave up his thoughts instantly.
Because Zhu Yunxi only took two shallow bites and then gently pushed the soup bowl in front of him.
"Long live my lord, you don't agree with me?" the bastard asked softly.
"Too sweet!" Zhu Yunxi wiped his mouth, "Pinch it harder!"
"Yes!" The shameless bastard continued to knead Zhu Yunxi's shoulders, "Long live my Lord, your shoulders are a bit stiff. How about the people from Chuan Tai Hospital come over and loosen the bones for you?"
"No need, the people in Taiyuan Hospital are not as energetic as you!" Zhu Yunxi smiled.
It's not that the people in the hospital don't have energy, it's that they don't dare to use energy for fear of hurting the emperor.
"I heard that your niece has been found?" Zhu Yunxi started seemingly casually.
"Go back to the master, I found it. The slave has been settled in the rented yard!" the bastard said hurriedly.
"She can be considered a member of the flesh and blood group!" Zhu Yunxi closed his eyes and said again, "What does your niece look like?"
"Ah?" Bastard was stunned, he didn't expect the emperor to ask such a question.
But he still hurriedly said, "Country girl... she's pretty good-looking. But she's rough-handed and has no knowledge. She's still timid. Ever since she entered the slave's house, she doesn't dare to go out!"
Zhu Yunxi smiled again, "I heard that she is not young anymore, it's time to talk about my son! As an uncle, what kind of son-in-law do you want to find for her?"
"This..." The bastard paused.
After a long while, he smiled and said in a low voice, "My slave, I said my life was good, but my brother and sister-in-law sold me to her since I was a child!"
As he said that, he squeezed Zhu Yunxi's shoulders with a slight force on his hand, "It's said that your fate is not good, but I met you again. Let me ascend to heaven and become a master!"
"But I know that I am just a slave, not a real master. So I have never thought about letting my nieces and nephews become masters in the future!"
"As for my nephew, I will let him study. If God bless him, it would be best if he can get a good name in the exam! If he fails the exam, at least he can become a well-educated and good person!"
"Where's my niece? Find someone who can live an honest and honest life. The young couple can live together happily and have children together and stay together for the rest of their lives."
"I'll tell you something from the bottom of my heart again. With you here, my life will be better than ever. As I serve you, your nieces and nephews can be considered as bathed in the emperor's grace. It's hard to think of a prosperous life in the future!"
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"So, I have no intention of finding a son-in-law for my niece! I don't want to find a rich family, let alone an official!"
Zhu Yunxi kept his eyes closed and his shoulders swayed.
After the bastard finished speaking, he smiled slightly and half-opened his eyes, "You are quite transparent!"
As he spoke, he sighed, "Human, no matter who you are, the most difficult thing in life is to be content! So many disasters throughout the ages have been caused by dissatisfaction!"
Suddenly, the bastard was slapped in the face.
This fold was placed on the table seemingly casually by Long Live Master. But if it was really random, then why did you choose this one among so many folds?
Huniu was retrieved by Jin Yiwei. Even the events of these days cannot be hidden from Lord Long Live!
What Long Live the Lord said, does it mean that He Laoliu's murder is over?
To be precise, I won't take my anger out on his shameful bastard!
But then, the shame of the bastard was like riding a roller coaster, and my heart was hanging sharply.
"Actually, it would be good to find a son-in-law from an official family!"
Zhu Yunxi said seemingly casually, "At least I can know the basics! You said you were looking for a poor scholar, or recruiting someone to marry...you know people, faces, but not hearts! What if someone is messing around under your banner outside, what if they are watching you?
That’s a little bit of family wealth, isn’t it?”
"Besides, even if you find a fairly honest child from a poor family. If all seven aunts, eight aunts, and a group of poor relatives come to play in the autumn breeze, how much better will your niece's life be by then?"
“Everything has its pros and cons! It’s a life-long matter for your loved ones, so you must consider it carefully!”
At this moment, footsteps suddenly came outside the hall.
Deng Ping stood at the door with his head lowered, "Your Majesty, the Prince Consort of Yongkang wishes to see you!"
"Yeah!" Zhu Yunxi stood up and stretched his shoulders, "Pass!"