The bile gushed out from the overnight meal, just like watermelon skewers after eating overnight, and Zhu Gaochi couldn't stop it at all.
My chest and abdomen were turbulent, and my internal organs were all falling apart, as if I wanted to vomit out all my intestines and stomach.
The facial features are also distorted, and the eyes that were originally small can no longer see at all. His hands are waving randomly, and he wants to shout but can't.
"Prince? Crown Prince?"
Li Jinglong looked concerned at the side, and then shouted in the distance, "Someone is coming, someone is coming quickly! His Highness the Crown Prince is letting the excrement spray... Hurry..."
Shouting, his body suddenly stiffened.
Because Zhu Gaochi's dirt-covered hands had already grabbed his arm.
Li Jinglong turned his head warily, trying to struggle.
But the next second...
Wow!
A fishy stench sprayed directly into Li Jinglong's face. He subconsciously closed his eyes and mouth, but he still felt a sour taste like salted fish in his mouth.
"Ouch... vomit..."
Li Jinglong suddenly turned into a shrimp.
Bending down, he repeated Zhu Gaochi's actions just now.
Unexpectedly, he just lowered his head.
Zhu Gaochi opened his mouth again, wow...
"Hey, don't..."
Li Jinglong struggled desperately.
"Wow......"
Zhu Gaochi grabbed Li Jinglong's head and pressed it against his stomach.
Then, let it out loudly.
The guards and palace people in the distance were all dumbfounded, their eyes wide open and their mouths closed from ear to ear...
Then I didn’t know who was taking the lead. Bird Qiao lowered his head as if he hadn’t seen it, turned around and ran away in small steps, first with small steps and then with long strides. He only wished that his parents would have two legs!
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"Your Majesty! Your Majesty... vomit, stop vomiting..."
Li Jinglong struggled and pushed Zhu Gaochi away, and then his heart skipped a beat.
Zhu Gaochi's chubby face looked like an angry tiger, full of murderous intent.
"Your Majesty, please listen... Huh... I'll be the official..."
"Li Jinglong!" Zhu Gaochi rubbed his fat hands on his face, and then swished out a brick from the ground, "Today, I will fucking cost you!"
"Hey, Your Majesty..."
Seeing that the bricks he was moving were about to be slapped on Tianling Gai, Li Jinglong ran away.
"Stand over there!" Zhu Gaochi chased him day after day, while Li Jinglong ran away screaming...
"Li Jinglong, I have to kill you today!"
"Stand there, stand there!"
"See if I don't wedge you to death..."
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"Your Majesty, your Majesty is here!"
Zhu Yunxi lay comfortably on the bamboo chair, admiring the fruits of his labor in one-third of an acre of land, while blowing the cold wind.
After hearing what the bastard said, he turned slightly and saw Zhao Ning'er walking from a distance carrying a food box.
She has been a woman for a long time, and her originally chubby body has become more plump.
Walking from that side, the wind blew her skirt, outlining her undulating waist...
"What delicious food did you cook for me?" Zhu Yunxi said with a smile.
“I’ve made you boiled braised noodles!”
Zhao Ning'er smiled and put the food box on the table, then took out the boiled noodles, a bowl of thick gravy, as well as shredded cucumber, soybean sprouts, shredded radish and other side dishes.
"It's the best day to eat noodles!" Zhu Yunxi stood up and started eating noodles himself.
Then he followed the way the old man did before, squatting on the ground and slurping noodles.
"Slow down!" Zhao Ning'er smiled and peeled a few cloves of garlic, threw them into Zhu Yunxi's big bowl, and took out a plate of meat from the food box, "Try the trough meat made by my concubine's mother.
....”
"fragrant!"
I wonder if everything tastes better after working, but now these humble home-cooked dishes taste particularly sweet in my mouth.
"One more bowl!" Zhu Yunxi clattered a few times and handed over the empty bowl.
Zhao Ning'er stood up and was about to pick noodles.
The next second, there was a snap!
The chopsticks fell to the ground!
"Ha!" Zhu Yunxi said with a smile, "If you drop your chopsticks, you will be beaten!" After saying that, he stood up and looked at the lower part of Zhao Ning'er's bulging waist. He felt his hands were itchy...
"Your Majesty, do you see this?"
"What are you looking at?"
"Over there..." Zhao Ning'er pointed not far away, "But Hong Xi? He... How can he run so fast, like flying..."
Zhu Yunxi looked in the direction she pointed, and suddenly he was speechless.
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Li Jinglong ran with his hair hanging in front of him, as if there was a ghost chasing him from behind...
Zhu Gaochi held up the bricks in his hands and swung his short, fat legs into hot wheels, both carrying sparks.
"Don't be afraid if you have the guts, I'll kill you!"
"Your Majesty, there is a misunderstanding!"
"Stand over there, Li Jinglong, if you were a man, stand over there!"
"Your Majesty, put down the bricks, I have something to say!"
In Zhu Yunxi's sight, Zhu Gaochi chased Li Jinglong from east to west, then from west to east, and then from east to west...
The brick in Zhu Gaochi's hand was almost always aimed at the back of Li Jinglong's head, but it was always just a little away...
"This...what are they acting?"
Zhu Yunxi suddenly felt that his brain was a little insufficient!
The two most elite people in the Ming Dynasty actually got into a fight?
Fat guy runs so fast!
Li Jinglong hid so well!
Why is Zhu Gaochi so angry? Li Jinglong kidnapped Peony?
When Zhu Yunxi was stunned, Deng Ping came over sweating profusely, kicking his feet deep and shallow, "Long live the Lord, this is what happened..."
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"This guy..."
After hearing the whole story, Zhu Yunxi's face was livid. A future prince of the Ming Dynasty, a hereditary and irreplaceable prince, was actually as vindictive as a child?
Just as he was about to speak, he saw Li Jinglong running over like a gust of wind.
He shouted, "Long live the Lord to save me, His Royal Highness wants to kill me..."
"Stand over there..." Zhu Gaochi chased after him, holding up the bricks.
"presumptuous!"
Zhu Yunxi said angrily, "What kind of behavior are you doing?" As he said that, he turned around and said angrily, "Taiping slave, you are blind and you just look at me like this?"
"I obey the decree!"
Deng Ping hurried forward, and a dozen guards formed a human wall to separate the two people.
At the same time, several strong guards stretched their arms and directly lifted Zhu Gaochi up.
"What's the point of shouting and screaming?"
Zhu Yunxi said angrily, "Look at you two, you don't even look like ministers at all!"
As he spoke, he felt a sudden stench and almost vomited out the noodles he had just eaten.
Li Jinglong knelt forward and his head was touched by Zhu Gaozhi, as if he had been slapped with a bowl of braised noodles. He cried, "Long live the Lord, His Highness the Crown Prince wants to kill me!"
Zhu Yunxi frowned and looked at Zhu Gaochi, his eyes shrinking sharply.
"Hong Xi, what are you doing?"
Zhu Pangpang pushed away the guard who was blocking him like a fool, then sat down on the ground and cried, "I don't want to go home, they are all fucking bullying me... I want to go home...
"
Suddenly, Zhu Yunxi was speechless and suddenly felt that he was wrong.
"Everyone knows how to bully me!" Zhu Gaochi cried, shaking off the dirty clothes on his body, "I quit, I want to go home! Li Jinglong, you fucking wait, if I don't kill you, I won't fucking
My surname is Zhu..."
In an instant, Li Jinglong's face turned pale.
"Hong Xi, Hong Xi!" Zhu Yunxi hurriedly stepped forward to persuade, "Let's calm down first, why don't you let me make the decision for you?"
"It's no use to anyone!" Zhu Gaochi cried loudly, "I don't want to serve you anymore!"
"Hong Xi!" Zhu Yunxi wanted to reach out and pull him, but Zhu Gaochi was too dirty!
At this time, I heard Zhu Gaochi cry, "Grandfather, please open your eyes and see, your big fat grandson is being bullied! Ah! I have no shame in living. Grandfather, I'm going to see you."
....."
"They all bullied me, the emperor bullied me, the clan kings bullied me, and now Li Jinglong bullies me too...I...I want to go home, I want to go back to Peking, I want to go home