"Young and old men are so excited to watch, they are robbing civilian girls!"
The crowd rushed past with a roar, everyone was happy and happy to hear what was going on.
Even the old man couldn't help but crane his neck to look over, and looked around with wide eyes.
"Isn't it right? You encounter this kind of drama as soon as you go out?"
Zhu Yunxi smiled bitterly in his heart. The old man always liked to meddle in other people's affairs and loved to be the master of Qingtian. He was bound to join in this kind of fun.
Sure enough, the old man couldn't hold it any longer and rushed over with his people. He even looked back at Zhu Yunxi, signaling to follow him.
"Follow up, keep up!" Zhu Yunxi ordered helplessly to the people around him, sighing again in his heart, "This kind of drama, ugh! If readers who are so handsome that they are so handsome, and women are greedy for sex at the first sight, they will think that they will
I’m counting words again!”
At this time, the shouts in the crowd became louder and louder.
"The old and young men are opening their eyes, the swindlers are robbing civilian girls!"
"Hey!" Zhu Yunxi turned around and said to Deng Ping, "Why am I listening to this shouting with so much reluctance and joy!"
Deng Ping also scratched his head, "That's right! It doesn't sound like you're robbing a girl, but more like a girl robbing someone else!"
Then immediately there came the helpless voice of a vague man, "Let go, pull, pull, pull..."
"Hahaha!" A burst of laughter broke out from the surroundings, and the men watching were all cheering and gloating.
Especially the old man who squeezed in front of the crowd was laughing so hard.
"Borrow it, borrow it!" The plainclothes guards around Zhu Yunxi pushed everyone in front away without mercy.
Some of the angry onlookers were about to get angry on the spot, and when they turned around and were about to curse, they jumped on their elbows and were so painful that they couldn't breathe and were pulled aside.
Zhu Yunxi squeezed to the old man's side and laughed out loud before he could speak.
In front of me, at a stall where people were writing letters, a man who looked like a young scholar was having his head clamped between the arms of a strong woman. His face was red and he was helpless to escape.
There are very few fat people in these days, and fat women are even rarer.
But this girl was chubby and probably weighed one hundred, sixty or seventy pounds. The young scholar she was holding between her was actually as thin as a chicken.
"Young and old men, look at this, you're robbing a girl! Don't move..." The woman yelled again, and slapped the scholar twice on the forehead with her other hand, "Who told you to move..."
...You are a scoundrel! You want to run away? Today you are in the hands of the girl, where are you going to run away?"
"I...unjustly accused!" The scholar was pinched so hard that he seemed to be out of breath, and his face was full of pain.
Seeing this, the crowd roared with laughter even louder.
"Girl, this is not about robbing a woman, you are robbing a man!" The old man laughed and said, "That little brother is going to kill you!" He winked at Zhu Yunxi and said, "Haha.
, this woman is really interesting, who can snatch her from her? If you take her home, you will have to buy a few more beds!"
"Give way, give way!" At this time, an official with sweating profusely squeezed in from outside the crowd, and the leader's hat was crooked, "Who the hell is robbing people in broad daylight... Eh?
,Isn’t this Miss Zhao?”
As he said that, the officer straightened his hat, looked at the trapped scholar, and said with a wry smile, "I say Miss Zhao, please let go quickly, this little scholar will make you lose your breath in a while!"
Then he smiled bitterly and said, "You tell me, who can bear it if you come here every now and then to steal a bride?"
Having said this, he lowered his head and said to the scholar, "Hey, brother, why don't you just accept it? You're a foreigner, right? If you are a scholar who has not married yet, then you can accept it. You say you
I’m being arrested every day by Miss Zhao all over the city. If you’re not tired, I’m tired!”
"I...I..." The scholar's face turned red and he was speechless.
Those who were watching heard the words clearly, and their curiosity was aroused, especially the old man, who muttered, "It's common for men to steal women, but it's rare for a daughter to steal a man once in a hundred years!"
"The important matter of marriage must be reported to your parents first!" The scholar held the woman's thick arm with both hands, and finally exposed a gap, and said with difficulty, "How can the important matter of marriage be trivial? How can I chase after others... Ouch!
, getting married!”
"Bah, you are a murderer, do you want to run away after taking advantage of this girl? You have looked at and touched the girl from my innocent family. If I don't marry, who else can you marry?" The fat man said
The woman tightened her grip fiercely and cursed.
"Oh?" Beside Zhu Yunxi, the old man opened his mouth in the shape of a duck's egg with excitement on his face, "This scholar is really not picky!"
"Grandpa!" Zhu Yunxi said helplessly, "Look at that woman, most men are no match for her. How can this scholar belittle her? There must be something hidden in this matter!"
At this time, the official saw that the man had rolled his eyes and shouted loudly, "Miss Zhao, let go quickly, I'm really out of breath after a while. I tell you, if you really kill someone, you have to pay homage to the dead person!"
Hearing this, Miss Zhao quickly let go of her arms, but she still held the scholar's collar with one hand and asked with concern, "But I was too strong and hurt you?" Then she complained again.
, "Why are you running away when you see me? I won't eat you!"
After saying that, he slapped the scholar's thin back with his big hand.
Bang, bang, bang bang!
"Is it better?" Miss Zhao asked while taking pictures.
"That's it! If you don't strangle me, I'll slap you to death!" the official said with a smile.
Immediately, the official turned to the crowd and said, "The old and young gentlemen have dispersed. It was a misunderstanding. Go and do what you need to do, don't hang around here!"
The crowd burst into laughter again, some moved their steps, but some remained still.
"Hey, girl, you just said that this scholar looked at you and touched you, so you won't marry him unless you marry him. Is that true?" The old man opened his mouth and asked loudly.
Upon hearing this, the people who were about to move all turned around again.
"It's an insult to gentlemen!" The scholar stamped his feet, said in annoyance, and turned around to leave.
"Where are you going?" Unexpectedly, Miss Zhao caught her and brought her back.
"Please let me go, girl!" the scholar shouted.
"If you don't let me go, you have to give me an explanation!"
"How can I explain it to you, Xiaosheng!"
"Marry me!" Miss Zhao shouted.
"Okay!" Warm applause suddenly broke out from the crowd.
This scene is absolutely rare to see in a century!
"Why does Xiaosheng want to marry you?" The scholar was ashamed and angry.
"That's right, fat girl, why do I have to marry you?"
"Haha, I've only heard of people forcing girls to become prostitutes, but not about people forcing girls to be husbands!"
"Even if you can't get married, you can't just rob men on the street!"
In the crowd watching the excitement, someone immediately started taunting loudly and sarcastically.
"Which bastard said that? Stand up and see if I don't tear your mouth apart!"
Suddenly, Miss Zhao put her hands on her hips, looked at the crowd with a fierce look in her eyes, and cursed, "What do you know? Are you just making noise? You have the guts to say it to your aunt, see if I don't crush your egg yolks and feed them to flies."
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"Ha!" The old man took a breath of air and said to Zhu Yunxi, "This girl has a bad temper, which is not something ordinary people can raise!"