This damn fat man looks honest and honest, but in fact he is a master who can't stand any loss.
He took his second and third sons to see Zhu Yunxi, and his words were full of grievances and dissatisfaction.
Your people will take my second and third children to visit the brothel.
Your man punched my dick.
The fat boss, like a proud little rooster, stood in front of Zhu Yunxi, holding his head high and waiting for an explanation. However, his behavior did not make Zhu Yunxi angry. Instead, he felt a little funny in his heart.
Zhu Yunxi looked at Zhu Gaoxu, the second child behind Zhu Gaochi, who was silent and pretending to be dead!
Zhu Gaoxu whispered, "I'm here!"
Did Tie Xuan beat him?
Zhu Gaojiu's face showed some unnaturalness, but Zhu Gaosui suddenly said, "Yes, Your Highness, come up and punch my second brother in the eye, and he punched me so hard that stars appeared in his eyes!"
What's the matter? It's just a skin injury! Zhu Gaoxu refused to accept it and shouted, "I didn't take it seriously, but the boss insisted on dragging me here!"
As he spoke, he couldn't continue because Zhu Gaochi was staring at him.
If you are beaten, you are beaten. No matter what the beating is, you are still beaten. Zhu Gaochi said angrily, even if someone touches you with a finger, you must ask for an explanation!
Zhu Yunxi watched the three brothers acting and said with a smile, "Second brother, I heard that you are a young man with bravery, but you are not good at bows, horses, guns and sticks. Ordinary men can't do anything to you. How come you were beaten by a civil servant?"
Zhu Gaoxu's face darkened, and Chen... his lips trembled for a long time, Chen, I was careless! He said quickly, I was careless at that time, and I didn't expect that he could actually do kung fu.
At that time, I went to grab his neck, but he hit me with a backhand. In fact, if the third brother hadn't pulled me, I would have gone up and killed him...
Second child! Zhu Gaochi scolded him.
Oh! Zhu Yunxi said in a long tone, it turned out that you were the one who made the first move. Did you want to beat the imperial official first?
After saying that, he stood up from the throne, walked down the imperial steps, and continued with a smile, in the fireworks willow alley, the emperor and grandson of the Ming Dynasty wanted to attack the ministers of the Ming Dynasty. Who knew that his skills were not as good as others, and he was punched black-eyed.
,Right?
Zhu Gaochi said anxiously, that place is not the second and third place...
After all, they went! They went there on their own, and they were not tied up by others, right? Zhu Yunxi continued to say, according to the ancestral precepts of the Emperor’s Ming Dynasty from the emperor’s grandfather, what is the crime for the emperor’s grandson to visit the brothel? Don’t say that it was someone else who took him there.
Yeah, why didn't anyone take the orphan there? Why didn't anyone take your boss there? Or are they the two brothers? Their own willpower is not strong, and they already have a plan in mind!
I went to visit the brothels and fought with the court officials, but I haven't beaten anyone yet! Zhu Yunxi shook his head and smiled, Boss, if it were you, I would be embarrassed to say this. How embarrassing. If he were convicted according to the national law, this matter would be revealed to the world.
The matter must be written down in our Ming Dynasty Records!
As he said that, he shook his head and said, when future generations open our Ming Dynasty records, the second and third sons of King Yan of a certain year went to the brothels and listened to erotic songs, and then they did what they did and were beaten how they did. Do you think this is a good thing to watch or to hear?
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But the beating can't be in vain, he is guilty below Tie Xuan! Zhu Gaochi said stubbornly.
Zhu Yunxi spread his hands. He committed a serious crime. If he is to be punished, the matter must be made known to the whole world. Gu also said to you, don't think you are the emperor's grandson, don't think your second son has black eyes. It's a big deal.
Those civil servants at the court will not criticize you to death, and Grandpa Huang will not give you a good look.
At this point, he shook his head slightly, shame on you! Ask the second son of your family, if it really caused a big fuss and everyone in the world knew that the second son of King Yan's family had someone punch him in the eye because he visited the brothel, would this be honorable?
?I’m afraid that for many years to come, when this incident is mentioned, the second child will be the butt of laughter in people’s mouths!
Then, look at Zhu Gaoxu, the second child, right? Think about it, you were the one who made the first move, and in order to defend himself, he punched him with his backhand. Look at the result, are you embarrassed?
Zhu Gaoxu shook his head and thought for a long time, with a look of fear on his face. That's right, boss. This matter can't make a big fuss. Where do you want me to put my face?
Zhu Yunxi helped from the side and said, yes, you are his brother, why don't you consider his face at all. He is embarrassed, what good can you do?
When this incident broke out, all the civil and military officials in the dynasty would say, "What's wrong with the second eldest son of the King of Yan family? He's so unsatisfactory and useless. You, the elder brother, want to defend your brother, why are you trying to destroy it? Your brother is in disgrace, you Yan Fan"
It’s all embarrassing, you, the eldest brother, can’t just be alone!
Could it be that you just want to tell the world that apart from you, the rest of the Yan vassal are useless?
I...........
Zhu Gaochi almost broke his own teeth. Looking at Zhu Yunxi who was plausibly speaking, he cursed in his heart, shameless! It was so shameless, confusing right and wrong and beating him up!
Just as he was about to say something, he noticed that the second oldest brother, Zhu Gaoxu, was also looking at him gloomily, as if he believed Zhu Yunxi's words, and he suddenly became furious.
He really wanted to go up and slap this stupid brother twice. Ask him, are you short-sighted? Do you take it seriously when others make casual remarks?
Suddenly, the fat on his plump face twitched again.
I saw Zhu Yunxi hugging Zhu Gaoxu's shoulders affectionately, "Second brother, among your three brothers, you are the most like my fourth uncle. You are bold and unrestrained, and you value your face more than the sky!"
Zhu Gaoxu smiled proudly and said, "What a man!"
Yes, men, this is what men should do. Isn’t it just a visit to a brothel? Just go shopping. It is said that if a man is not romantic, he will walk in the world in vain, right?
Zhu Gaoxu nodded like a chicken eating rice, indicating that he was deeply in his heart.
Zhu Yunxi continued, "Didn't you just take action and get punched? Right, you were careless. If you were not careless, there is no telling whether Tie Xuan can get up today!"
Yes, yes! Zhu Gaoxu said hurriedly, he was careless at that time!
In fact, you are at a disadvantage or taking advantage! Zhu Yunxi continued, think about it, you were hit, so we passed without saying anything. If a civil servant is beaten by you, do you think Grandpa Huang can spare you?
Zhu Gaoxu suddenly showed a scared expression, yes!
Besides, it’s just a punch. Zhu Yunxi patted him on the shoulder, you are practicing the ability to command thousands of troops in battle, but caring about this punch is making people laugh!
I think so too! Zhu Gaoxu said with a smile.
On the side, Zhu Gaochi looked at Zhu Yunxi talking in a few words, talking about the second-in-command who was so heartless, as if Zhu Yunxi was his eldest brother, and suddenly he was so angry that he was filled with smoke.
Then he looked at his third child, who was watching the fun as if it had nothing to do with him, and felt even more sad.
These two silly kids, why don't they know how to work together?
This matter has just passed! Zhu Yunxi said loudly, "They are all men. It is not convenient at all to keep grinding on this matter!"
At this point, his smile suddenly faded, and he looked at the three of them seriously, saying, "Don't mention it again in the future!"
Zhu Gaojiu bowed his head and said yes. It was natural that Zhu Gaojiu could do anything. Only Zhu Gaochi was unwilling but helpless.
Living under someone else's roof, the three brothers can only become fearful if they become one. Before coming, her mother repeatedly told her to take good care of the two brothers.
But these two boys......
Looking at the second brother who was smiling and talking to Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gaochi suddenly laughed.
From now on, I won’t care about it. If you want to embarrass yourself, just throw it away. Anyway, as long as I don’t embarrass myself, dad can’t blame me. The more embarrassing you are, the more stable my heir apparent will be. Are you like dad? Haha, dad.