Early the next morning, Jiang Yueqi lay on the bed with a sore back and said lazily.
"Zhan Yuxiao, I had a strange dream?"
"What dream?"
"I was given a sapling by a tree spirit... to plant!"
Zhan Yuxiao: "I am the tree spirit!"
Jiang Yueqi: "..."
Jiang Yueqi's head was so wet that she was shaken for a moment and almost didn't jump out.
She looked at Zhan Yuxiao and said in disbelief: "What are you talking about?"
Zhan Yuxiao supported his chin with one hand and said calmly while lying half on the bed.
"I said...I am the tree spirit."
After hearing this, Jiang Yueqi paused for a moment, then laughed so hard that she almost stopped breathing.
"Zhan Yuxiao, when did you become so cooperative? I just had a dream. What age is this? You still think you are a tree spirit and I am a vixen."
"Yes, yesterday there was a time when a vixen climbed up a tree and showed off her coquettishness, and then the tree couldn't control it anymore."
Jiang Yueqi: "..."
"By the way, is that vixen still a drunk vixen?"
Jiang Yueqi: "..." Embarrassing, social death.
In fact, getting drunk is not scary. The scary thing is that someone will help you remember it the next morning.
The drunken vixen climbed up the tree, but the tree couldn't hold it anymore.
So it means that what she had last night was not a dream, but it really happened.
So...she was really hit by a little sapling last night.
Jiang Yueqi said angrily: "You know that the little fox is drunk, but you still don't avoid suspicion and say you can't control it. It's totally shameless! How can such a shameless tree come from? It should be chopped into firewood
It’s burned.”
Zhan Yuxiao: "..." She also wanted to chop him into firewood and burn him. Thanks to his good health, otherwise he would lose his waist to her.
"Trees are plants that cannot move. But you want to play on the swing on the tree. Do you know how much weight that tree bears?"
Playing in the trees...swinging?
Zhan Yuxiao What does this mean?
Jiang Yueqi's face turned red.
Otherwise, can she apply to leave this world first?
Zhan Yuxiao's ears turned red when he saw Jiang Yuexi. He deliberately approached her, and she said with a smile.
"Maybe the little fox lost his voice when he was drunk? Do you need me to provide scene reenactment services? I am best at being a big tree."
Jiang Yueqi: "..." Do you want to hit someone now? She wants to chop down a tree now!
"Would your family want to eat firewood rice? Do you need me to cook you a pot of authentic firewood rice? I'm also good at chopping firewood."
Zhan Yuxiao looked at Jiang Yueqi's angry and embarrassed look and thought it was really funny.
This woman still wants to chop him up.
"The uncooked rice has been cooked into cooked rice, so there is no need to cook it again. Otherwise, it will be too wasteful..."
Zhan Yuxiao's calm, nonchalant expression made Jiang Yueqi go crazy.
Her forehead twitched, she looked at Zhan Yuxiao and said, "Come with me to the hospital today. Our hospital's surgery will be 50% off!"
"The hospital is offering a 50% discount? Are you going to be a guinea pig to train novice doctors?"
"I'm not a novice doctor, but I have done brain surgery before, and I have never done male sterilization surgery. I need to practice my skills!"
Jiang Yuexi imitated Zhan Yuxiao's calm, nonchalant expression, showing no harm to humans or animals.
Zhan Yuxiao was almost angry to death. This woman actually wanted him to have a sterilization!
And she meant to perform the vasectomy on him with her own hands!
Zhan Yuxiao suddenly threw Jiang Yueqi under him, and said with a serious look in his eyes: "You are such a heartless woman. Isn't it too irresponsible to abandon her just after you are done with her?"
Jiang Yueqi was speechless. This guy actually had the nerve to call her heartless.
He took advantage of her and called her ruthless.
And the most important thing is... he actually has no safety measures.
What if I win the bid?
Jiang Yueqi's soul asked: "Who is irresponsible? I am pregnant, will you give birth?"
Zhan Yuxiao: "..."
Jiang Yuexi pushed Zhan Yuxiao away and said, "Don't be too close to me. It's not good for you to be pregnant."
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
The three treasures came in together, and Yuntian came in with honey water.
"Morning, Mommy. I made some honey water for you. Honey water contains special fructose, which can promote the decomposition of alcohol, reduce the damage to the stomach, and can also relieve the symptoms of headache after drinking."
Yunya came in with millet porridge.
"Mommy, good morning. I have prepared millet porridge for you. From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, millet porridge has a gentle effect on the stomach. Drinking millet porridge after drunkenness can help relieve stomach pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms. It can also
It plays the role of nourishing the spleen and stomach.”
Xiao Ruibao said with a smile: "Mommy, my brothers prepared millet porridge and honey water. I prepared a super comfortable shoulder-squeezing service for Mommy."
Xiao Ruibao climbed onto the bed with a smile and squeezed Jiang Yueqi's shoulders.
It’s really enjoyable to squeeze your shoulders after a hangover.
Zhan Yuxiao watched from the sidelines as Jiang Yueqi enjoyed Xiao Ruibao's shoulder-squeezing service, while Yuntian Yunya served him on the left and right, serving honey water and millet porridge.
This kind of treatment simply makes him, a father, jealous.
Jiang Yuexi suddenly looked at Zhan Yuxiao with profound meaning.
Zhan Yuxiao was cold and proud: "I know you have a high status in Sanbao's heart, so there is no need to show off. I understand."
Jiang Yueqi said calmly: "Don't we all know this? What's there to show off? I mean I need a foot massager!"
Zhan Yuxiao: "..."
Jiang Yueqi said seriously: "Proper foot massage can promote blood circulation in the feet, thereby eliminating fatigue, accelerating blood circulation, and promoting alcohol metabolism. So... I'm sorry to trouble you."
Zhan Yuxiao's eyes darkened, this woman actually asked him to press her feet!
Little Ruibao looked at Daddy and said in a sweet voice: "Daddy, there are so many benefits of pressing your feet. Mommy drank wine last night, so you can help her press them."
Looking at Yuntian Yunya's eyes, Zhan Yuxiao knew that he was under siege by the Three Treasures.
"Okay, I'll press it for you."
Zhan Yuxiao's smile was extremely forced, but there was a hint of cunning.
When Jiang Yuexi decided to enjoy Zhan Yuxiao's service, she suddenly felt so itchy that she couldn't stand it.
"Zhan...zhan...no, haha, you...you let go..."
"What did you say?"
"I...I asked you...haha, let it go. Let it go."
"Why can't you persist? Look at the children who are so eager to relieve your hangover. You said that massaging the soles of your feet can promote blood circulation and speed up the decomposition of alcohol. You can bear with it."
Jiang Yueqi was shocked. What do you mean by shooting yourself in the foot?
"Mommy, be patient."
"Mommy, a massage can help."
Jiang Yueqi was speechless.
Finally, Sanbao stood on his side for once. It was not easy, even though he did it for the best for Jiang Yueqi.
However, he was happy.
"Children, you are right, you just want your mommy to... be patient."
Jiang Yueqi died speechless.
"Zhan Yuxiao, please remember this!"
While trying to break free, Jiang Yueqi said awkwardly: "Boys, what I just said was the right amount. The right amount is enough."
Zhan Yuxiao said nervously: "It's an appropriate amount, but I only pressed it five times, so it's definitely not enough."
"Zhan Yuxiao, you are the dignified CEO of the Zhan Group. It's not appropriate for someone to rub someone's feet."
Zhan Yuxiao's eyes were shining brightly: "What's inappropriate? You are my favorite wife."
Sanbao looked at Daddy with approval.
Daddy, you are making great progress now!
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Author's note:
The store is flooded, goods are being processed and decoration is being prepared.
Yesterday I bought a truck of racks and it was loaded by a mover.
I thought I wouldn't unload much, but ended up unloading from around 9pm to around 12pm.
After dinner, I went to bed at around 2 o'clock.
I almost fell apart while moving the goods, so I thought I would fall asleep quickly. But when I thought there was no update, I couldn't sleep at four in the morning, so I got up to type.