Listening to the siren of the ambulance, Feng Xue stuffed the change in her hand into her wallet and disappeared into the crowd.
Feeling the stable [Devil] label as always, Feng Xue muttered dissatisfiedly. Obviously in St. Luotan City, as long as the cash machine is taken away, a large sum of [knowledge] will soon be credited to the account, but
In Backlund, he had sent more than 20 ATMs to ambulances, but still got nothing.
"Is it really because Backlund's ambulance is not expensive enough? Or is it because of national conditions that my approach will not be regarded as a 'demon', so I will not provide [knowledge] until a new label is formed?"
With such thoughts in mind, Feng Xue felt that maybe he should change his mind. Although the line of the [Devil] label could not be broken, he should also try to create some new urban legends.
However, urban legends are simple to say the least, but if you really want to create one that is popular enough, it is not that easy.
Just like our own classification of the previous levels of ghost stories, [rumors] must go through enough tests before they can slowly grow into [weird rumors], and finally become word-of-mouth [Ghost Stories].
But in the final analysis, the vast majority of rumors are just rumors. In the information age, a large number of new memes are born every day, and countless old memes fade away. If you want to create a story that can cause enough sensation, and
It is obviously not that easy to spread a story for a certain period of time.
There are countless people on the Internet who want to become Internet celebrities. Basically, every job they can think of has been done, but only a very small number of them can really become popular, and most of those who become popular will become popular in a very short time.
faded again within a period of time.
To put it to an extreme, there are people who have done such a bad job as swimming in cesspits. I am more famous than Lao Ba. I don’t know where he went, and the time is much earlier. But when talking about shit, many people still think of Lao Ba and this stuff.
It’s such a strange thing, can it spread and be
It doesn't entirely depend on your identity or popularity, nor does it depend on how ruthless you are. Sometimes, just a simple bragging can inexplicably become popular all over the country, and some people think of it after all their hard work.
Being in the headlines may not always lead to what you want in the end.
This is true even in the domestic environment that Feng Xue is familiar with, not to mention that Feng Xue is still in Victoria, a place he is unfamiliar with.
To put it bluntly, Feng Xue’s understanding of this country is limited to eating fish and chips, looking up at the stars, wondering if the effeminate popular King Arthur exists, and Sir Isaac Newton, who often has his coffin lifted but actually lives in an urn.
, a certain queen who was on standby for a very long time but took a break before she died, the MIX who has always been a non-human being, the Hogwarts school bus at platform nine and three-quarters, and someone who is so flamboyant that it is ridiculous to be alive.
007.
As for the customs and folk customs, I basically don’t know anything about it. It would be a bit fanciful to try to create a popular strange story in such a strange place.
After squatting on the street to deliver secrets to children and almost attracting the police, Feng Xue ran two streets in despair and found a cafe on the corner, ordered a cup of cappuccino, and sat at an open-air stall, quietly.
Listen to the conversations of passers-by and try to find inspiration.
But unfortunately, even if the effect of translating Konjac allows him to easily understand the other party's words, as a person who doesn't even watch British dramas, most of the conversations are limited to being able to understand every word, but the connection is not.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
"In the final analysis, it's still bad luck. If this door can lead to Dongguo, then no problem will be a problem!" Feng Xue took a sip of bitter coffee and sighed deeply.
In a country where the culture of kaidan exists, let alone playing the role of kaidan, first of all, he can sneak into the two-dimensional circle in minutes, and then rely on his foresight to create jokes. If it doesn't work, he can still go to major comic exhibitions, leaving behind a "super-restored cosplayer"
” and other urban legends.
However, thinking about it carefully, he felt that he might have thought too much. After all, there was an organization in Dongguo that monopolized the entire residential area.
Not to mention anything else, the name "Hyakumonogatari" alone is enough to show the deep connection between the other party and Dongguo Kaidan. After years of hard work, I am afraid that I will be noticed by the other party as soon as I start taking action, and this group of people can't even live in residential areas.
It would not be surprising to see what monopoly guys would do to the fundamentals of the real world.
As for the idea of taking a plane to Yan Country, he just gave it up after going through it in his mind.
In the final analysis, he actually did not know the true thoughts of Yanguo officials, and had not even had direct communication with them. It was impossible for him to bet his fate on such a thing. Before that, how could he get along with him without identification?
The aircraft itself is also an issue that must be considered.
"Boom!" The sudden explosion sound was accompanied by thick smoke rising from the distance. Feng Xue sighed. Although he was not sure, he was 80% sure that this was probably the fault of a colleague who came with him.
"Oh, if only I could do it." Feng Xue shook her head, glanced at the owl toy in the window of the shop opposite, and suddenly had an idea in her mind.
…
"Arrest arrest arrest arrest~~~~~"
The rapid sirens of police cars resounded through the streets. Feng Xue stood in the alley on the street with a dark face, the corners of her mouth twitching continuously——
"What he said is different from what he said!"
If I had to say it, Feng Xue did nothing else in the past two days. He just got a batch of parchment through the sponsorship of his ATM buddy, and then wrote a dozen letters in very beautiful cursive calligraphy, and then used
The beautiful envelope was packed and delivered to the home of the well-traveled resident, and the content of the letter was also very simple——
"Dear Mr./Ms. xx:
"We are pleased to inform you that you have been admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Enclosed is a list of required secretaries and equipment.
"The semester is scheduled to begin on September 1st. We will be waiting for your owl to bring your reply before July 31st.
"Vice Principal (female)
"Yours sincerely, Minerva McGonagall."
…
And the results of this are also there. Feng Xue just sent a few letters, and the police car arrived——
The family that received the letter actually called the police!
"Even if you don't believe something like this, shouldn't it still be a topic of conversation among the neighbors? If you take it a step further, it's just an ordinary prank! Why would you call the police directly?"
Looking at the obviously increasing number of police officers on the street, Feng Xue found it really difficult to understand why her behavior warranted calling the police. In the end, she could only attribute it to the residents' overreaction caused by "their colleagues have committed too many crimes recently."
Until he saw a notice on the community bulletin board the next day...
ps1: It’s not a cold knowledge. Although the exchange of pound sterling coins in the past was a very anti-human amount, now the pound sterling coins have been reformed. 100 new pennies are equal to 1 pound, similar to 100 cents equal to 1 US dollar.
ps2: The protagonist has no household registration, no identity certificate, and no passport, so he cannot go to the embassy, even if he has an official record, because the embassy abroad cannot know the information about the Kaitan response department, let alone the fact that the protagonist is not
He has never really come into contact with the ghost story department. He just submitted his "resume" through the medium of Chen Xiyao. It is a casual chess game. It is good to be rewarded, but it is impossible to risk your wealth and life. After all, the official prison is not like
It's so easy to escape from Jeston's private prison.
ps3: Regarding taking a plane to go abroad, this is a note, but the problem is still the same. He has no identity and household registration and passport, so it is difficult to take a plane through regular channels. As for the ability to rely on the Phantom of the Opera suit... that thing just makes his existence
It's reasonable, rather than completely distorting the perceptions of people around you. The flight attendant thinks it's reasonable for you to appear on the plane, but it doesn't mean you don't need a ticket to board the plane.