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Chapter 369 Is the anchor crazy?

Chapter 369: The anchor is crazy?

Author: Zhai Nan

Chapter 369: The anchor is crazy?

The gambler's spreading branches-like tentacles have arrived in front of Dunn in a blink of an eye. At any time, such a picture is enough to be placed in a thriller movie to serve as a highlight scene.

However, at this moment, Dunn's body was filled with a rich funny temperament. He grabbed a branch with one hand, jumping up and down like a flexible monkey, and bursts of exclamations were constantly coming out of his mouth, making

Dongfang Yi Lao's amazing bomb wiping skills avoided the branches that locked almost all his dodging directions.

"Buzz--"

The roar of the chainsaw echoed in the live broadcast room, whether it was the splashing weird liquid, the twisted and dried tentacles, and the crazy-cut chainsaw, each element was in line with the essence of the horror film, but when they were pieced together

, but it gives people a strong sense of incongruity.

The navy troops that had been arranged long ago finally appeared at this moment, and the vip barrage was quite eye-catching across the screen.

[Anchor is bringing goods to chainsaw companies, right?]

【Fuck, what you said is really similar.】

[The anchor is so good at cutting, it must be that he is tired of logging, right?]

...

The barrage of either playing with memes, humor, or ridicule burst out in an instant, completely suppressing the last bit of depression and fear, and only the anchor's funny movement flowed on the screen.

"Unfortunate, unlucky, unlucky!"

He kept shouting about unluckyness, and Dunn, who was jumping up and down, finally made a gap with a chainsaw, throwing the chainsaw that was still rotating at high speed at the place where the gambling "body" was located, but he was an acceleration run-up from the development

The passage came out drilled out.

While drilling, he warned at the drone:

"The chainsaw in the open state is a very dangerous thing. Don't imitate me to throw it around like this! You know the era (refer to the donkey's scream)~~!"

Before he could finish his words, a branch sucked on him, but the atmosphere that should have been very serious and fearful was completely lost by his dislosal and painful cry, which looked like a donkey screaming.

Dunn was pulled out by a gambler like a gyro, but the singing scream made the audience clearly realize the fact that the anchor was still lively.

"Fuck, I won't send cats, you're critically ill!"

Dunn, who was swirling in the air like a rocket team, caught the outer edge of the garbage-covered building. It was originally a very beautiful little hook, but the moment he turned over,

But I stepped on a broken watermelon, and I fell from a ten-meter-high building.

The audience was about to cover their faces, but they saw the thick branches sweeping by, and the originally solid building slid down like a banana cut by a single molecule knife. The original embarrassment turned into glory in this moment.

"So you must not be afraid of fighting ghosts. Look at the tree that cuts down the building easily, but I am determined and not afraid, so he doesn't do anything to me!"

Dunn, who was still wearing a watermelon skin on his head, finally stood up and gave popular science to the audience in the live broadcast room seriously. Although the audience wanted to take out a mirror and let the anchor see that he was "nothing was happening at all."

What a huge difference, but after a closer look, I found that although the tweed coat on the anchor had been sucked into a beggar's outfit, his meow didn't even shed a drop of blood.

【This is really invulnerable to swords and guns?!】

The supporting actor barrage appeared at the right time. The audience who saw the branch cut building would not feel that the thing was lacking in power. The barrage in the live broadcast room immediately ushered in a peak.

Feeling the large amount of [knowledge] pouring into his body, Dunn started to look around funnyly, as if looking for weapons that could be used.

Soon, his eyes lit up suddenly, not a description, the audience really saw his eyes shining at that moment!

Finally found the "big killing weapon", Deng An took a step and rushed out in a strange posture with his body running out and his head still in place. However, just when the audience was wondering if the anchor had run away his head, he realized that

What stayed there was nothing but the watermelon peel that "didn't have time to keep up" with the anchor.

[Are the anchor interested in making movies? Our Blue Kawu recently wanted to make a funny action movie.]

【We have doubled out of Colywood!】

【We are four times more like Hollywood!】

【Ph, where does the money come from the likes of Littlewood?】

Accounts without real-name authentication are making speeches without any sense of responsibility, and they are not worried about several film companies being held accountable. After all, they are all secret consortiums.

However, the audience doesn't know this. In the perception of "no one dares to pretend to be a big company id", they subconsciously regard these barrage as real.

The atmosphere on the Internet became more and more popular, and more viewers were attracted in. Then, after being shocked by the gambling man who just looked at his appearance, he focused his attention on the trash with his butt sticking out.

The anchors are rumbling around.

[The anchor is not running away yet? Why are you doing with your ass?]

【Fuck, this ghost is a terrible ghost? Why do you only smoke clothes and not people?】

[The anchor is invulnerable to the sword!]

【The god is invulnerable to swords and guns…】

There were more and more barrage, and Dunn, who was rummaging through the garbage dump like a wild dog, suddenly stopped moving. Then, he took out a metal tube as thick as a forearm from the pit, held it in his hand, revealing it

A very standard advertising smile.

The picture even gave a close-up in an instant. If you don’t consider the harsh environment behind you, you will think that this is an advertisement created by a daily chemical company wherever you take it.

This feature of Zhou's character, Deng En, was interrupted by a gambler in less than a second, as if he realized that he could not directly hurt him. This time, the gambler actually picked up a roller from somewhere and looked at him.

He smashed it over.

It was in this composition full of crisis that Dunn suddenly pushed the metal tube in his hand forward and said loudly in a tone full of advertising rhythm:

"Spray the herbicide! All weeds and bacteria will die if you spray it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his fingers suddenly pressed and spurted, and even sprayed out of the nozzle of the metal tube. The gambling who was obviously not a plant immediately began to struggle and twist when it came into contact with the spray, and it was like a dice.

His head also wailed painfully.

【This is unscientific!】

【Not magical!】

【Not metaphysical yet!】

[I have endured the plastic wrap chocolate, what the hell is herbicide?]

...

Looking at the barrage of the supporting actor or tap water, Dunn chased the branches and sprayed wildly, while still explaining with a muffled voice:

"I have said so many times that ghosts are composed of cognitiveness. As long as they have strong willpower, what do you think ghosts are afraid of? They are afraid of! I think they look like weeds, so I think they are afraid of herbicides.

So it's scared, understand? Oh, dare to resist? I'll spit!"

I have played a lot of Hong Kong movies, but young people may not understand it...

(End of this chapter)


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