After Wu Tianlu finished the bowl of noodles like a storm, he handed the empty bowl to Tang Xiaohao: "Please do me a favor and have another bowl."
Tang Xiaohao was stunned when he looked at Wu Tianlu, and Wu Tianlu also realized the problem.
Wu Tianlu smiled awkwardly and said: "Sorry, it's an occupational disease. You have to get used to begging for food."
At this time, Tangdou, who had his head buried in Tang Xiaohao's arms, turned to look at Wu Tianlu. Wu Tianlu once again retreated to the end of the bed and squatted down, but this time he did not assume that terrifying posture.
Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu and said, "Are you afraid of cats?"
Wu Tianlu's eyes always fell on Tangdou's plush head: "Fortunately, I just respect cats more."
Are you still being so arrogant? Tang Xiaohao laughed and thought, great, it turns out that this old boy's weakness is cats.
Wu Tianlu thought of something at this time, squatted there and cupped his fists and said: "May I ask your benefactor's name? How do you call him?"
Tang Xiaohao let go of the jelly beans, then stood up, put his hands behind his back, and said seriously: "I am the dream of a hundred thousand girls in Jiuyuan, the old enemy of men in the world, the owner of jelly beans, and the son of the commander of the Royal Armored Guard.
He is a good man who is indomitable to heaven and earth. He has poems and poems about him. He is a beautiful young man in a green robe and a god with a yellow ribbon."
Wu Tianlu was stunned when he heard this, and then said: "The benefactor's real name is Huang Shou."
Tang Xiaohao almost kicked him over: "The yellow ribbon is not a person's name, but a yellow ribbon used to tie the official seal. You can tell that you are illiterate by looking at you. My name is Tang Xiaohao, this is the Tang Mansion, and my father is Tang Chen. Just now
As I said, he is the Commander-in-Chief of the Royal Armored Guard."
When Wu Tianlu heard the name Tang Chen, his expression suddenly changed: "Is your father Tang Chen?"
Tang Xiaohao said: "Yes, you two know each other, he won't be your first love, right?"
Wu Tianlu immediately shook his head: "No, I don't know him, I've heard of it."
Tang Xiaohao looked into Wu Tianlu's eyes and suddenly asked: "Do you love me?"
Wu Tianlu was immediately dumbfounded.
Tang Xiaohao scratched his head and looked at Wu Tianlu, what's going on? It must be poisonous, right? Why is there no reaction at all?
So, Tang Xiaohao asked seriously again: "Do you love me or not?"
Wu Tianlu pressed against the wall behind him: "Benefactor, don't be like this. I already have someone I love. The most important thing is that I like women."
When Tang Xiaohao was wondering, Wu Tianlu's eyes suddenly changed, his pupils slowly dilated, his expression became gentle, and he actually reached out to grab Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao took a step back to avoid it: "This poison is indeed powerful. It turns out that old woman didn't lie to me. It's just that the spell used to test the poison was a bit disgusting."
Wu Tianlu chuckled and climbed to the edge of the bed, putting on a nympho face: "Master, do you know? I have been waiting for you."
Tang Xiaohao covered his mouth and looked at Wu Tianlu in surprise. He didn't expect that this bastard actually liked his wife. It was simply unforgivable and death would not be a pity! No, that's not what I wanted to ask.
Tang Xiaohao grabbed the bench next to him and was ready to knock Wu Tianlu unconscious at any time: "I ask you, do you love me? Bah! No, what's your name?"
Wu Tianlu said: "My name is Tianlu, have you forgotten? This name was given by Master, which means blessings given by God. I like it very much."
Tang Xiaohao swallowed. This kind of poison is not too powerful at all. You can answer whatever you ask, but the state after being poisoned is a bit too wanton.
Tang Xiaohao asked again: "What's your last name?"
"The young man's surname is Wu, Wu from Wu City's Xiao."
"Brother, Wu Shi's flute is a derogatory term. If you are uneducated, please don't talk nonsense."
"Oh - you are not my wife, but you are so beautiful. What is your name?"
Come on, will you still lose your memory after being poisoned? Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu with a lewd smile: "My surname is Tang, and I am as sweet as a sad candy!"
Wu Tianlu continued to laugh: "So are we friends now? Do you want to do something together?"
I'll do you a favor! Tang Xiaohao continued to ask: "Yesterday, what was the purpose of you and those beggars entering Shendu City?"
Wu Tianlu's eyes were blurred: "Of course it's for you."
After saying that, Wu Tianlu raised his eyebrows.
Tang Xiaohao was stunned, is this poison? This is totally a spring medicine!
Tang Xiaohao turned around and rummaged through the box. After pulling out the previous bottle, he saw the words "The reversal of yin and yang is so wonderful" written on the bottle: "What's with this name? It's perfunctory and cute."
Tang Xiaohao looked at the other side of the bottle and read the description above: "The drug's common name is cat love medicine. The action category can make male cats and female cats reverse their psychological gender during the drug's effect, turning male into female in a short period of time.
Transform into a male, have strong hallucinations, and burst out with a strong interest in all living things in front of you. The side effects are unknown, and contraindications are those with allergies, and pregnant or lactating female cats."
Tang Xiaohao was stunned. Damn it, this thing is for cats. The key point is what is the point of developing this kind of medicine? Is it just for the sake of being really amazing?
When Tang Xiaohao lowered his head, he found that Wu Tianlu had crawled to his feet and began to rub his calf with his chin. At the same time, Tangdou, who had just moved a front paw into the house, also witnessed all this and looked at it in horror.
Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu on the ground again.
Tang Xiaohao immediately said: "No, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think. Tangdou, don't go, don't go... Someone, help!"
Tang Xiaohao began to beat Wu Tianlu violently for half an hour. Wu Tianlu finally fainted and Tang Xiaohao breathed a sigh of relief. Just when he was about to get up, Wu Tianlu suddenly opened his eyes and woke up.
Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath, shrank into a corner at a very fast speed, grabbed a broken piece of porcelain, and thought that if the old boy pounced on him again, he would wipe his neck and commit suicide, at least leaving a clean body. In the past, it was him.
I teased others, but I didn’t expect to end up like this today. Maybe this is retribution.
If God gives me another chance, I will definitely be a real scumbag this time!
After Wu Tianlu got up, he took a deep breath. After discovering that his clothes were torn, he covered his chest with both hands, looked at Tang Xiaohao and asked, "What did you do to me?"
"Hey, I should be the one who said this, right?" Tang Xiaohao got up, "You just rushed over to me and called me Mistress like crazy, touching and kissing me, and you even swore to God that you would love me till eternity."
Wu Tianlu also stood up: "Then how do you explain that my clothes are all torn?"
Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath and said: "Brother, you are a beggar, a beggar. This is your original virtue. Do you want to be shameless?"
Wu Tianlu suddenly remembered something: "Did you just say that I call you Shi Niang?"
Tang Xiaohao suddenly smiled: "Yes, I didn't expect that this old boy like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a righteous look, would secretly have a crush on his wife. You are so bad. If it weren't for the fact that you are older than me, I would have mistakenly thought that you were mine.
illegitimate child."
This little bastard is always taking advantage of me. Wu Tianlu didn't dare to get angry and said with a smile: "My benefactor, I should have gone crazy after being injured before, so I talked nonsense. Please don't take offense. The most important thing is, what I just said
Don’t spread those words to anyone else.”
Tang Xiaohao had a bad smile on his face: "Yes, yes, but you have to answer me honestly, what were you doing yesterday when you few beggars tried their best to get into the city?"
Wu Tianlu said: "Since you are a beggar, you must go to the city to beg. After all, this is a first-tier city, so it should be easier to eat and drink than in other places."
Tang Xiaohao turned around, opened the door and shouted outside: "Wu Tianlu likes his teacher..."
Wu Tianlu quickly pulled Tang Xiaohao back, closed the door and stood directly against the door, with an apologetic smile on his face: "Brother Hao, can we talk it over and discuss it?"
Tang Xiaohao sat on the stool and looked at Wu Tianlu with a smile: "Answer the question I just asked."
Wu Tianlu said: "We are really here to beg for food."
Tang Xiaohao pointed to the window: "You fell in from such a high place as a beggar. Not only did you not hurt your bones, but you were fine after just sleeping. Do you think I'm a fool? Also, five of you entered the city yesterday. Among them,
Three are dead."
Wu Tianlu's expression changed when he heard this: "Dead?"
Because in Wu Tianlu's memory, it was the little beggar who died last night, and the other two archers and those who blocked the back door should have escaped.
Tang Xiaohao saw Wu Tianlu's expression change and knew there must be something wrong: "Yes, he died. When he was fighting with the Shendu Army on the street, he was outnumbered. Now his body is still in the morgue of the Shendu Army Yamen."
Wu Tianlu's face became extremely ugly. Now it seems that only one brother is still alive. If something goes wrong now, the entire army will be wiped out.
Wu Tianlu turned around and opened the door to leave. Tang Xiaohao did not stop him, but said: "Now the whole city is looking for beggars. Even if you want to go out, you have to change your clothes, right? And even if you change your clothes, once you are questioned, you will
If you cannot produce relevant identity documents, you will also be arrested."
Wu Tianlu felt strange, why should Tang Xiaohao be interested in these things?
Wu Tianlu turned around and asked: "Benefactor, you have saved me, I am very grateful, so I don't want to implicate you."
Tang Xiaohao poured himself a cup of tea: "I have been implicated. Yesterday I kindly let you enter the city, but you killed people in the street, and the two people you killed were two people who broke the Golden Gate. Am I right? It's called Breaking the Golden Gate, right? And this
The people in Liangdu Kinmen are very strange. They still hold the token of the Nanrong family. Do you know what my mother’s name is? My mother’s name is Nanrong Wenjun, and my grandpa’s name is Nanrong Qufeng. My grandpa is now from the Nanrong family.
The person in charge.”
Of course Wu Tianlu knew this, so after he learned that the person who saved him was Tang Xiaohao, he actually planned to leave. But now, what Tang Xiaohao said not only seemed like an interrogation, but also seemed to have other purposes.
.
Wu Tianlu decided to knock Tang Xiaohao unconscious, change his clothes and run away, but the moment he had this idea, Tang Xiaohao smiled at him.
Tang Xiaohao held the teacup and said, "You want to attack me, then change your clothes and run away, right?"
Tang Xiaohao must figure out why this group of beggars headed by Wu Tianlu are targeting the two guys who broke the Golden Gate. Are the two guys who broke the Golden Gate a member of the Nanrong family, or did they just steal a piece of Nanrong?
family token, so the beggar is not dealing with people from the Nanrong family.
The other one was Che Zhihai. Tang Xiaohao didn't know yet that Che Zhihai was a spy sent by his father to Nanrong's house, and Tang Chen didn't tell him, but Tang Xiaohao felt that his father seemed to be doing something.
Of course, at this time, Tang Xiaohao didn't know much about the different sects, Broken Golden Gate, or even Guijia.
Wu Tianlu, who originally wanted to take action, gave up. He already knew that Tang Xiaohao was completely different from the rumored top scumbag in the imperial capital, a super spendthrift.
Seeing Wu Tianlu's appearance, Tang Xiaohao knew that he wouldn't say anything to me now, so he stood up and said, "Wait a minute, I'll find you a set of clothes."
Soon after, Tang Xiaohao came back and took a set of servant's clothes and threw them to Wu Tianlu: "Change into them."
Wu Tianlu looked at the clothes and said, "These are the clothes of this servant."
Tang Xiaohao frowned and said: "You dislike it? What qualifications do you, a beggar, have to dislike the clothes of a servant of the Tang family?"
Wu Tianlu immediately explained: "That's not what you meant. I don't know what you are going to do, my benefactor?"
"It annoys me when I hear my benefactor shouting. Just call me Xiaohao." Tang Xiaohao turned his back to Wu Tianlu. "You change your clothes now, and I will find a way to take you out of the city."
Wu Tianlu said: "I can't leave the city yet, I..."
Tang Xiaohao still turned his back to Wu Tianlu: "You still have to find the remaining beggar, right? Five of you came in, three of them died, and now you and the other one are left. You can't leave him and run away alone."
Seeing that Wu Tianlu's thoughts had been guessed, he could only say: "Yes."
At the same time, Wu Tianlu also felt that this boy Tang Xiaohao was too thoughtful. There were rumors that this boy had no brains. Apart from harming girls all day long and spending money like water, none of them seemed to be true.
Tang Xiaohao yawned and said: "Then you put it on, and then I will lead you to find it, because if you go out alone, you will be caught by the Shendu Army if you can't go more than a mile."
Wu Tianlu also knew that the Shendu Army was not like an arresting yamen. The first thing the arresting yamen did when arresting someone was to interrogate them first. However, those beasts of the Shendu Army would directly put you to death and let you peel off your skin first.
After Wu Tianlu changed his clothes, he said: "Xiao Hao, I've changed."
Tang Xiaohao turned around and looked at Wu Tianlu, looking up and down: "Look, this dress suits you so well. You have the talent of the current man."
What is the talent of today's people? Curse people in a roundabout way, right? Wu Tianlu asked for help, but he didn't dare to get angry or speak out. He only said: "Then let's set off now?"
Tang Xiaohao said: "Why are you so anxious? My father won't let me leave the house."
Wu Tianlu was really anxious when he heard this: "Then why do you want me to change clothes?"
Tang Xiaohao said: "If you don't change your clothes, if someone comes in and sees an undressed rough man appear in my boudoir for no reason, my nickname will become Mr. Long Yang."
Wu Tianlu asked again: "I can't stay here forever, can I?"
Tang Xiaohao asked: "When and where did you agree to meet?"
Wu Tianlu understood that this kid still wanted to talk nonsense, but then he thought about it. If he went out alone, he would have a high chance of being discovered. Moreover, even if he had to leave the city after meeting, it would be difficult, so he might as well take advantage of this kid.
Just when he thought of this, Wu Tianlu saw Tang Xiaohao smiling at him again, as if his mind had been read through again.
Wu Tianlu said: "I told them last night that we would meet at the West City Gate today."
After hearing this, Tang Xiaohao rolled his eyes: "Brother, are you thinking about porridge? You entered from Xicheng, and then something happened. Xicheng must strictly investigate, and you also agreed to meet in Xicheng? What do you think?"
Indeed, Wu Tianlu didn't think that much and didn't know how to explain it. He could only look at Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao said: "In short, you hide here first and don't go anywhere. I will find a way to go out and find out the news."
Wu Tianlu asked: "Should I hide in your room?"
Tang Xiaohao turned around and walked to the end of the bed, opening a secret door there: "Come here." This chapter has been completed!