Chapter Fifty: Night of Horror in the Bridal Chamber
According to the rules of Huayuan, the bride will definitely stay in the bridal chamber, wearing a hijab, a tassel around her waist, and a pair of red candles on the table. Only after the banquet is over, the groom will enter the bridal chamber and open the wedding banquet.
The bride covers her head, unties the tassel around her waist, and then removes the red candles with her own hands, and then enters the theme of the wedding night.
But Rouyuan's rules were completely different, so Baomeng would have dinner with Tang Xiaohao and Ji Chengying, wash up after the meal, and change clothes before entering the bridal chamber.
Therefore, Tang Xiaohao, who was sitting by the bed in his new house at this time, even thought that he should put his head on his head and wait for Baomeng to take it off. At the same time, he also clearly recalled that Baomeng drank a lot of kumiss at the banquet.
There was also pure brew sent from the palace. Normally, he would have to lie down and fall into a deep sleep later.
I hope this bitch doesn't snore. By the way, I still need to prepare medicine. If this bitch really reaches out to me, I will either drug her or knock her out with a stick.
Tang Xiaohao leaned over and took a look at the treasure chest hidden under the bed. There was also a short stick made of iron and wood hidden in it. Even those who had practiced Tietou Kungfu couldn't withstand a sap.
At this moment, the door was opened by the palace maid, and Bao Meng, wearing underwear and a gauze, completely dressed as a Huayuan woman, walked in.
Tang Xiaohao had to admit that Baomeng, who took off his military uniform and put on this gorgeous outfit, was definitely something that no man could refuse, but he was definitely an exception.
After the door was closed, Princess Baomeng walked to the bed and looked at Tang Xiaohao with a smile on her face: "I'm surprised that you don't drink."
You must know that Tang Xiaohao is rumored to be a prostitute who plays songs every night and is a master of all five poisons, but today he does not drink alcohol, which completely disrupts Baomeng's plan. Because Baomeng's original plan was the same as Tang Xiaohao's, he wanted to
The other party is drunk, so he can fall asleep in the new house.
Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaohao responded sternly: "Drinking makes you messy, so I don't drink."
Baomeng was a little surprised when he heard this: "Did I hear wrongly? Can such words come out of your mouth?"
Tang Xiaohao looked serious: "Since you drank so much, you must be sleepy. Go to bed early."
Bao Meng sat beside the bed: "Actually, I don't have a good drinking ability. Five cans of kumiss and a jar of pure wine will make me drunk."
What the hell does that mean you have a bad drinker!? You are on a par with that Tang Jiujin. What kind of world is it now that all women are so good at drinking it? He has long heard that the stamina of kumis is amazing. Even those who are addicted to it in the city of God.
A person who drinks like his life would not dare to drink so much.
Tang Xiaohao watched Baomeng take off the gauze that was outside and immediately moved it slowly to the side.
Baomeng was even more surprised when she saw Tang Xiaohao staying away from her. She originally thought that as soon as she stepped into the new house, Tang Xiaohao would reveal his true nature and then pounce on her like a hungry wolf.
Maybe it’s because of my status as a princess? In any case, I still have to proceed according to the original plan and knock him out with a stick. Baomeng stopped talking nonsense and walked to the table to blow out the candles. After the room was completely dark, he became cautious.
He took out the long stick that had been hidden under the table for a long time.
At this time, Tang Xiaohao also took out the short stick from the treasure box under the bed in the dark. At the same time, he also took out a medicine bottle with the words "Good Night Piggy" written on it. It was a highly effective sleeping drug.
Once people smell it, they will instantly sleep like a dead pig and snore like music.
After grabbing the things, Tang Xiaohao quickly hid in the bed, hid in a corner, and hid against the wall. He held a short stick in his hand and watched Baomeng's direction closely.
After Bao Meng came to the bed with a long stick in his hand, he stretched out his hand without touching Tang Xiaohao who was sitting beside the bed. He held up the stick and asked, "Consort, where are you?"
Tang Xiaohao, who was squatting in the corner at the end of the bed, replied softly: "Princess, I'm waiting for you here."
Baomeng stretched out his left hand to explore, and held the stick tightly with his right hand: "Stay there and don't move, I will be here soon."
Although Tang Xiaohao does not have internal power or magic power, he has been practicing martial arts since he was a child. He at least knows the most basic positioning by listening to sounds, and can also judge the existence of living creatures around him by relying on some weak gas flows. Therefore, Tang Xiaohao slowly lay on the bed.
, easily avoiding Baomeng's outstretched hand, and at the same time crawling towards the diagonal direction of the bed.
While crawling, Tang Xiaohao said at the same time: "My dear princess, I feel your fiery enthusiasm. I am right in front of you, come on."
Baomeng, who was kneeling on the bed, heard the words, raised his stick, and his voice was gentler than before: "Then you must not move, I will fall into your arms right away!"
When saying the word "embrace", Baomeng's tone became thicker because he had to swing the stick hard.
Baomeng's voice became thicker and frightened Tang Xiaohao into a cold sweat. What's going on? Why did this girl change her voice? Her voice was so rough, like a yak!
At the same time, Tang Xiaohao also heard a loud noise coming from the position where he was squatting before. It was obvious that something had been smashed.
When the stick hit, Baomeng also felt that the touch was wrong. It was obviously not the feeling of hitting a person, so he reached out to touch, and then touched the hole she had made in the bed board.
You missed it, where is this guy? Baomeng was worried about being discovered, so he didn't dare to ask, so he had to continue groping.
Tang Xiaohao, who was squatting on the other side, asked tremblingly: "Princess, what was that sound just now?"
Baomeng heard the sound and looked at Tang Xiaohao's position: "I went to hug you, but I missed it, so I fell on the bed. Did it scare you? Don't move, I will be there right away."
Are you lying!? Tang Xiaohao was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, holding up a short stick: "I'm not afraid, princess, can't you wait to give me a loving hug?"
"Yes, of course, it's a wedding night," Baomeng slowly stood up, stood on the bed, spat into the palms of his hands, and then held the stick tightly, "I'm coming now!"
Because he was speaking with gritted teeth, Baomeng's tone changed again, which made Tang Xiaohao realize something was wrong. He immediately hid towards the wall, avoiding the fatal blow, and heard another loud noise.
Tang Xiaohao, who had another brush with death, realized that Baomeng had a weapon in his hand.
In this case, don't blame me for being ruthless. Tang Xiaohao also raised his short stick: "Princess, why don't you just stand there and don't move, I'll go find you."
The second attack failed, which made Baomeng a little impatient. This time, he didn't even think about talking and followed the sound and hit him again.
After Tang Xiaohao heard the faint sound of breaking wind, he immediately squatted down to avoid it, and then there was the sound of sticks hitting the wall. He stretched out his hand and found that a hole had been punched in the wall.
Damn it! This bitch is going to kill me! Tang Xiaohao was frightened and decided to leave the wedding bed first. On the wedding night, the wedding bed was like a battlefield. It was just a metaphor. Unexpectedly, his wedding bed turned into a Shura field.
Baomeng had fallen into a violent state because of repeated misses. He stood on the bed and swung his long stick around.
In the sound of "boom, boom, boom, boom", Tang Xiaohao had climbed out of bed, came to the table, hurriedly lit the candle, and then held the candle and looked at Baomeng, who was still holding the stick on the bed and was panting from exhaustion.
The wedding bed and walls were already full of holes.
Tang Xiaohao looked at the short stick in his hand, then looked at the long stick in Baomeng's hand, and hid the short stick behind his back. No wonder this bitch is so arrogant, it turns out the guy in his hand is longer than mine!
While the candle light illuminated the wedding bed, Bao Meng, who looked embarrassed, maintained the posture of holding up the stick, standing on the bed and looking at Tang Xiaohao.
The air seemed to condense at this moment.
A piece of wall fell and hit Baomeng's feet, breaking the awkward silence between the two.
"Um..." Tang Xiaohao asked cautiously, "Princess, are you warming up?"
Baomeng immediately put down the long stick: "No, this is a special ritual for our Rouyuan wedding night."
Tang Xiaohao looked at the long stick in Baomeng's hand: "Oh, this kind of ceremony requires the bride to hold a long stick and stand on the bed and wave it like a madman?"
Baomeng raised his long stick and said with a smile: "Actually, this is a kind of dance called big stick dance."
Can you make up such a lie? Tang Xiaohao felt embarrassed for Baomeng: "I know about pole dancing, but this is the first time I have heard of pole dancing."
Baomeng slowly walked out of bed: "Actually, it's almost the same. Pole dancing is softer, while stick dancing is relatively domineering, just like beating drums to cheer before a battle."
Tang Xiaohao looked at the wall: "So, treat the wall and the marriage bed as drums and beat them as hard as you can to achieve the purpose of inspiring people, right?"
Tang Xiaohao had an image in his mind. On the wedding night, after the couple climbed onto the wedding bed, the chamberlains and maids on the left and right blew horns, beat drums, and shouted cheers. Isn't this scene too weird?
Baomeng turned around and looked at the wall and the wedding bed, and was startled: "Yes, that's what it means. Do you know that there are many gophers on the grasslands of Rouyuan?"
"have no idea."
"In spring and summer, those gophers will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, and people in Rouyuan will hit the heads of these mice with sticks."
"so?"
"So, the big stick dance has another name - whack-a-mole!"
So, I am the gopher, right? And, as can be seen from your strength, the full name of this game should be Kill the Gopher! Tang Xiaohao maintained an awkward but polite smile: "Princess, there should be a relationship between us
Some misunderstandings."
While talking, Tang Xiaohao used his short stick to scratch the itch.
Princess Baomeng saw this and immediately said: "Why do you also have a stick?"
Tang Xiaohao looked at the short stick in his hand and said: "I see you dancing so happily, and I want to join in and dance with you. As the saying goes, one yin and one yang, one short and one long."
Baomeng couldn't continue acting, so he stepped forward and threw the stick directly on the table: "The matter is over, let's stop pretending, spread out and speak clearly."
Tang Xiaohao breathed a sigh of relief and put his short stick on the table: "Okay, since the princess is so happy, I won't hide it anymore. When the princess saw me for the first time, she didn't hide it at all.
The disgust and contempt in my eyes, of course, I also know that I am not worthy of you, princess."
Baomeng heard this and picked up the short stick on the table: "Then what are you preparing a short stick for? To commit suicide?" This chapter has been completed!