Eighteen years ago, during the Shunhe period of the Dachang Dynasty.
Jiuyuan Kingdom, the western wasteland Gobi.
The old man carrying a backpack led a child cautiously on the battlefield where the fighting had just ended. He used his hands to drive away the crows that were pecking at the corpses. The crows flew into the sky and hovered above the two of them.
The child suddenly stopped and looked at a corpse: "Grandpa, can dead people laugh?"
The old man looked at the corpse with a strange smile next to him and explained: "People come into this world crying, so they should also smile when they leave."
After speaking, the old man smiled at the child. Just when he was secretly proud of his humanistic and philosophical explanation, the child pointed to the corpse next to him and asked: "Then why is this dead head crying?"
The grandfather's smile disappeared and he slapped the child on the head: "You are the only one who has a lot of trouble! All the good things here have been picked up, so hurry up and take a look over there. Remember, you don't have to go through those clothes."
The corpses of straw sandals are all poor people."
"What does Qiongcha mean?"
"The cross represents a sensitive word. If you say it, it will be automatically blocked. You can only understand it."
The child looked down at the straw sandals on his feet: "I understand, so we are also poor, right?"
The grandfather clenched his fists and kept smiling, but the child's questions did not end.
"Grandpa, why are there so many corpses but no blood?"
"It couldn't pass the review because it was too bloody. The book had to be sealed at the beginning, and the guy who wrote it was finished."
"Oh, grandpa, you know so much."
"Oh, they were all forced, no, they were forked."
Just after the grandfather and grandson walked towards the distance against the setting sun, the smiling corpse yawned and turned over, looked around vigilantly, and after confirming that no one was around, reached out and pushed the full body next to it.
The corpse with a crying face: "Xingshu, wake up, don't sleep."
The corpse called Xingshu snored, and the man stepped on his face: "Sleep with your sister! Get up!"
Xing Shu, who had footprints on his face, finally opened his eyes: "Brother, I had a very miserable dream."
These two guys who were sleeping soundly on the battlefield are senior brothers. The senior brother is Hu Shuntang, and the junior brother is Xingshu. Although they are both fresh graduates from the Heretic Academy, their majors are completely different. Hu Shuntang chose
The coffin opener is a professional, while the executioner is a cargo chaser, and their main teacher is Li Chaonian, the well-known Prime Minister of the Different Worlds.
The same earth sign teaches two students with different professions, just like a private school teacher training his two students to become monks and Taoist priests respectively.
As for the terms "heterodox", "heteropath academy", "coffin opener", "cargo collector", and "geographical phase", old friends must be familiar with them, but new friends will definitely be confused after reading this. Don't worry, they will explain it naturally later.
Back to the story, Hu Shuntang heard Xing Shu say that he had a very sad dream, but he was not curious at all. Instead, he took out a piece of talisman paper and pasted it directly on Xing Shu's forehead.
Xingshu, who had a talisman stuck on his forehead, asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
When Hu Shuntang was about to explain, a group of government officials appeared in the distance. Both the people and the horses in that group had their eyes glowing blood-red under the setting sun.
Hu Shuntang saw this and pushed Xingshu to the ground: "Oh no! It's Guijia!"
Xing Shu was frightened when he heard this. He huddled up and covered his mouth with his hands.
What is Guijia?
Gui (gui), the tenth of the heavenly stems, is also known as Zhaoyang. Zhaoyang's son is named Jiaxuan. Jiaxuan was originally the Kuixing of the Nine Heavens. He carries a long bow and is good at archery. He is very talented in eight fights. The father and son of Zhaoyang and Jiaxuan are related to each other.
He despised Jiutian and was sentenced to death. After his death, the father and son turned into resentment. The resentment fell onto the earth of Jiuyuan, and all things blended with it can become Guijia.
Guijia is neither human, nor ghost, nor demon, nor demon.
Although Guijia was born in the Nine Plains, he can reach the Nine Heavens, enter the Nine Realms, and span Yin and Yang.
To put it in layman's terms, there used to be an immortal named Zhaoyang above the Nine Heavens. This brother gave birth to a son named Jiaxuan. Jiaxuan was also in the immortal class and was named Kuixing. He did better than his father. But Jiaxuan
Xuanzhi is an arrogant and self-righteous man who defies the heavens, the earth, and the air, causing all the gods of the Nine Heavens to jointly submit a letter to impeach Jia Xuan. The Emperor of the Nine Heavens, who originally wanted to spare Jia Xuan, was criticized again by Jia Xuan, and out of anger, he directly killed Jia Xuan.
He gave death to Zhaoyang and his son.
After the death of the father and son, their resentment persisted, and they fell into the land of Jiuyuan, where they continued to replicate themselves. If anyone accidentally inhaled this resentment, they would become a creature called Guijia. The creature that became Guijia could also
Others also became Guijia.
Guijia, a new creature, is neither a human, nor a ghost, nor a demon. It is also divided into levels. High-level Guijia can travel between Yin and Yang.
In this world, the underworld is called Jiuyu, the Yangworld is called Jiuyuan, and the place where the gods live is called Jiutian.
To sum up, it is equivalent to a biochemical crisis breaking out in this world called Jiuyuan. Not only people, but also animals have a chance of being infected and become Guijia, and the infected people will have some strange behaviors in the early stage, including...
Limited to madness, uncontrollable singing and dancing, or severe violent tendencies.
This is the reason why Hu Shuntang wanted to put a talisman paper on Xing Shu's forehead. He realized that his junior brother had a high probability of being infected in the previous melee.
Originally, today was the internship day for fresh graduates from Yi Dao College. Li Chaonian led about fifty of his students to set up an ambush here, with the purpose of destroying an escort team that was possessed by Guijia. But in this escort team
When he was about to approach the encirclement, Xing Shu suddenly burst into song and sang "When Love Is Approaching".
It is a very sad song, and sad songs naturally bring about sad results.
The suspected infected Xingshu's singing directly exposed the positions of these freshmen from the Heretic Academy, causing them to launch an attack in advance. Who knew that just as they rushed out, a group of robbers also rushed out from behind the hill on the left.
The bandits on the road were killed, and then a group of bandit suppressing troops from the Xiyuan government came out of the hill on the right.
In this chaotic situation, the people from the Heretic Academy could not find any chance to explain, and everyone present might be infected and become Guijia. Therefore, the ambush against Guijia quickly turned into a big conspiracy in all directions.
The melee lasted for a whole day, and the final result was that we were both destroyed.
Why could Hu Shuntang and Xing Shu still survive? Soon after the fight started, Xing Shu was frightened and fainted. After Li Chaonian discovered that the situation was urgent, he directly grabbed the frightened Xing Shu and threw it to Hu Shuntang. He was originally asked to carry it on his back.
He left with the fainting technique, but he didn't expect to knock Hu Shuntang unconscious directly.
Because Hu Shuntang and Xing Shu are Li Chaonian's most valued students, and they are also the protagonists in "Midnight Coffin Opener" and "Strange Goods" in the Foreign Culture series, they naturally have the aura of protagonists and will not die so easily.
However, Xing Shu and Hu Shuntang, who had fainted one after another, did not notice Li Chaonian who had taken advantage of the chaos and escaped.
It must be mentioned here that Hu Shuntang never smiles on weekdays, but as long as he falls asleep, he will show a gentle and bright smile, so he is called the "non-smiling child" by others in the academy.
Returning to the main story, Hu Shuntang carefully raised his eyes and looked at the Guijia: "It seems that the government's corpse collection team has also been possessed by Guijia."
Xing Shu covered his mouth hard, but still couldn't resist the urge to sing, so he had to take off his socks and stuff them in his mouth.
Upon seeing this, Hu Shuntang said: "Are you crazy!? Your socks are so dirty!" After saying that, Hu Shuntang took the socks from Xing Shu's mouth, then took off his own socks and handed them to Xing Shu, "Use mine, I'll compete with you."
You love to be clean, so I have to change my socks every half month."
Xing Shu shed tears, not because he was moved, but because of the smell of his socks.
Hu Shuntang touched his waist: "I only have three talismans left, but with five Guijia, we have almost no chance of winning. We can only continue to pretend to be dead. Maybe they won't find us."
Although Xingshu is also a student of the Heretic Academy, he is not good at fighting. The key is that even if he is wearing talismans and shouting about smelly socks, he can't completely suppress the idea of singing. He is very afraid of what will happen next.
In seconds, he will turn into Guijia.
Then, he was beaten to death by his senior brother!
The two of them continued to pretend to be dead, and while they were silently chanting "You can't see me" in their hearts, the Guijia in the distance seemed to notice something.
The leader, Guijia, sniffed with his nose and said, "There seems to be a living person. You two, go over and have a look."
The two soldiers, known as Guijia, walked toward Hu Shuntang and Xingshu's position with weapons in hand, stabbing every corpse they saw along the way.
Seeing the two Guijia getting closer and closer, Xingshu's body was shaking more and more violently, and he even started to roll his eyes.
Hu Shuntang grabbed Xing Shu's hand and whispered: "Junior brother, you must hold back. Whether you live or die is up to you."
Xing Shu, with his eyes rolled white and saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, said tremblingly: "Don't worry, I'm still in the song selection stage. I really can't find a song that suits this scene, so I'm very confused."
Choose your sister! You retard! Hu Shuntang was dumbfounded, but he couldn't get angry at the moment, so he could only comfort him: "Junior brother, you must hold back. If we can survive this time, even if senior brother travels all over the world,
Find God to heal you."
Hu Shuntang's words surprised Xing Shu. He didn't expect that his senior brother not only didn't blame him, but actually wanted to take him to find a famous doctor, and didn't even let him quarantine at home for 14 days. This is probably love, right?
Xing Shu was moved and smiled, but tears of laughter flowed down his face. The urge to sing was also resolved by Hu Shuntang's love. He grabbed Hu Shuntang's hand and swallowed: "Brother, if I can survive this time,
Come down, let’s... get married!"
The air condensed at this moment. Hu Shuntang took a deep breath and jumped up and stepped on Xing Shu's face continuously: "I am your sister! Go to hell! This is not a fucking beauty novel!"
Hu Shuntang jumped up, startling the Guijia, and those Guijia didn't understand why Hu Shuntang suddenly jumped up and violently attacked the person next to him, with a happy smile on his face covered with shoe prints.
Guijia cannot understand human emotions, just like they don't know that love and hate are the roots of human power!
Now! While the Guijia group was in a daze, Hu Shuntang had already taken out the two talisman papers from his waist, folded the talisman papers into a dart shape, and threw them out. He also shouted out the activated talisman: "I love you alone."
Take the dark alley!”
The talisman paper dart exploded the moment it hit the two Guijia soldiers, and the huge flames instantly reduced the two evil objects to nothing.
"Be careful! They are heretics!" The leader of Guijia put on a fighting stance, "Disperse!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the leader of Guijia felt the aura of another subordinate disappear. The leader slowly turned around and found that Hu Shuntang had come behind him at some point and stuffed the remaining talisman into that subordinate.
In his mouth, the Guijia was burned into a pile of ashes in an instant.
The speed was so fast. The leader of Guijia glanced at the only remaining subordinate. When the subordinate was about to step forward, he raised his hand to stop him: "It's interesting. Unlike the group of trash we met before, you are no match for him."
,Leave it to me."
Hu Shuntang said coldly: "I'm in a hurry, you guys can come together."
Leader Guijia frowned, hesitated for a while and then said: "Okay!"
Hello, sister! I'm just pretending to be cool, okay! Hu Shuntang pretended to be calm: "Since you want to go together, then I can only use that one."
After these words were spoken, the Guijia leader and soldiers subconsciously took a step back and switched their fighting posture to a defensive posture.
The punishment technique in the distance holds your breath. Could it be that the senior brother has secretly learned the forbidden technique from another way? Oh my god! No! Senior brother, why are you so depraved!?
Hu Shuntang opened his stance and raised his fist: "Soul skill! Martial soul's true form!"
Leader Guijia trembled all over: "Did you go to the wrong book? This is not Douluo Continent!"
"Ten times Kaio Fist!"
"What the hell are Dragon Balls!"
"Avada Kedavra!"
"Go away! There are no wizards in this world!"
"Autobots! Transform! Let's go!"
"..."
The two Guijia stared at Hu Shuntang dumbfounded. This idiot even simulated the sound made by Transformers when they transform!
Suddenly, Hu Shuntang put his hand into his abdominal pocket: "Since those tricks just now are useless to you, there is nothing you can do. Don't blame me for being too cruel..."
When Hu Shuntang's hand slowly took out a prop from his pocket, his tone of voice suddenly became sharp and cute: "Bamboo--Dragon--fly!"
So what does it mean to pretend to be Doraemon in the end!? Is it too cute!?
The leader of Guijia glared at Hu Shuntang: "Do you think we don't kill idiots? You are wrong, we just don't turn idiots into partners. Now that your performance is over, it's our turn."
Hu Shuntang suddenly looked at Xing Shu lying in the pile of corpses in the distance: "Junior brother, leave me alone, run away——"
Just when the two Guijia subconsciously turned to look at Xing Shu, who looked confused, Hu Shuntang ran away.
Xing Shu and the two Guijia were shocked. They never expected that at the critical moment, Hu Shuntang would use the forbidden technique called "Disrecognition of Six Relatives"!
Junior brother, I'm sorry. If there is another life, let's continue our relationship! After Hu Shuntang ran for more than ten meters, he was tripped by a hand. He got up and turned around and found that the owner of the hand was actually him.
Teacher Li Chaonian.
Hu Shuntang immediately stepped forward and picked up Li Chaonian: "Master, it turns out you are not dead!"
"I walked in a hurry this morning, didn't eat breakfast, and fainted due to hypoglycemia." Li Chaonian opened his eyes and said, "Is there anything to eat? Just have some Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, steamed grouper will be fine, truffles, caviar, etc. will also do."
Hu Shuntang groped for a long time on his body and found something. (Note: This is an advertising space. If you need to advertise, please contact me and you can place it here. For example, Hu Shuntang found out a certain brand of weight loss pills. I
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After Li Chaonian ate what Hu Shuntang gave him, he immediately regained his strength, and then he and Hu Shuntang watched Xing Shu being beaten by two Guijia in the distance.
Li Chaonian immediately understood something: "Shun Tang, you actually secretly learned the heretical forbidden technique and refused to admit it. How could you be so depraved?"
Hu Shuntang had no choice but to kneel down and admit his mistake: "Master, I know I was wrong."
"There is nothing better than making things better if you know your mistakes. As the saying goes, a prodigal son can't exchange for gold when he turns back." Li Chaonian helped Hu Shuntang up, "Remember, today is the death anniversary of your junior brother every year from now on. Remember to burn paper for him."
Hu Shuntang suppressed the tears falling from his eyes: "Disciple understands that I will never forget every moment of those years with my junior brother."
Li Chaonian sighed and said, "It's only my fault that you met so late and hated each other so much. You created things and manipulated people. Let's go."
Come on, sister! I'm still alive! Xing Shu, who had been beaten into a pig's head, looked at the two people walking further and further away. When he was despairing, a baby's cry came from an escort carriage in the distance.
.
The cry seemed to have a magical power, causing the two Guijia who were still violent to stop, and also stopped Li Chaonian, Hu Shuntang and his disciples who were about to leave.
Everyone present looked at the carriage. Guijia, the leader, suddenly rushed towards the carriage. At the same time, Li Chaonian also flew towards it. The moment the two collided in the air, a huge shock wave erupted, directly setting off the carriage.
Hu Shuntang flew away, and there was another Guijia in Xingshu, but the carriage did not move at all.
Li Chaonian and leader Guijia fell to the ground, and both of them suffered varying degrees of injuries.
"Sure enough..." Leader Guijia covered his shoulders and said, "You are here for Tianying, I should have discovered it a long time ago."
What Tianying? Hu Shuntang and Xing Shu were both puzzled. Could it be that the crying child in the carriage was the so-called Tianying? What was Tianying?
Li Chaonian straightened up and moved his arms: "Now that we have been discovered, there is no need to hide it anymore. Leave Tianying alone and I will spare the lives of both of you. Otherwise, you will end up in ashes!"
The armored leader turned to look at his other Guijia: "I'll stop them, you take Tianying and leave quickly."
As soon as the Guijia approached the carriage after receiving the order, he was directly knocked away by Li Chaonian's palm. The whole person was directly broken into dust by the force while he was still in mid-air.
Li Chaonian's heaven-defying power shocked Hu Shuntang and Xing Shu. They had no idea that the master who usually only used verbal attacks and behaved like a sissy could actually hide such huge power.
Leader Guijia was shocked, but he immediately understood what was happening, because even the masters of different ways could not have such huge power.
Next, the leader of Guijia did something unexpected. He stabbed his own chest with his hand, took out his black coal-like heart, and crushed it directly.
The moment his heart was broken, the leader Guijia also turned into a pile of ashes.
However, before leader Guijia disappeared, Hu Shuntang seemed to hear him say: "Please."
The moment Li Chaonian walked towards the carriage and opened the curtain of the carriage, a dazzling light shone out. Although the light was dazzling, it was so warm, as if being hugged by the young lady he had a crush on.
There is a cradle woven with flowers placed in the carriage. The infant boy in the cradle is still crying, but the cry is not harsh. On the contrary, it can soothe the wounds of the human soul and make people feel the warmth from the starry sky.
peaceful.
Li Chaonian and Xing Shu also walked forward slowly, standing next to the carriage and watching. They found that the baby boy not only had an extremely beautiful face, but also had an unparalleled figure. Although he was just one month old, he already had chest muscles and eight-pack abs.
!
Hu Shuntang was puzzled: "Master, what kind of monster is this?"
"Nonsense!" Li Chaonian was a little angry, "Are you jealous of a baby?"
Xing Shu asked: "Master, is this child the Tianying you mentioned earlier? What is Tianying?"
Li Chaonian did not explain, but just said: "Yes, it is indeed Tianying. Only Tianying has such perfect abdominal muscles after birth!"
So, Tianying means a baby who is born with eight-pack abs?
Hu Shuntang asked again: "Master, the reason why we ambushed the Guijia escort team today is for this child? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Li Chaonian did not answer, but carefully lifted the flower basket out of the carriage.
Hu Shuntang noticed something was wrong and gave Xing Shu a look. Xing Shu understood and slowly approached Hu Shuntang.
Hu Shuntang asked again: "Master, since you are here for Tianying, why didn't you tell us in advance? What happened to those bandits and the bandit-suppressing army? Could it be that you told them in advance?"
Yes, it was indeed Li Chaonian who notified the bandits, falsely claiming that the bodyguards were escorting a batch of dragon cauldron gold, and then leaked the news to the government, letting the bandit-suppressing army learn of the bandits' actions.
The reason why Li Chaonian did this was because he knew very well that he and the fifty students under him combined were no match for the Guijia group. If other forces were involved, it would be easier for him to succeed in a melee, and
It can also conceal the true purpose.
Things developed far more smoothly than Li Chaonian imagined. Although Guijia was powerful, he still could not stop the group of poor and crazy bandits and the group of eager to suppress the bandits. After all, except for the people from the Heretic Academy,
No one wants to stay in this desert.
Li Chaonian, who was carrying a flower basket, looked at Hu Shuntang and said: "Shuntang, you are actually very smart. A smart person like you should not be trapped in a heterodox academy. The teachers there will always teach you pedantic stuff.
They won't let you become strong, and as long as it's useful, they'll say it's a forbidden technique. Why don't you follow me, and I'll make you a truly strong person in the heretic."
Hu Shuntang had a look of resentment on his face, but Xing Shu beside him didn't seem to understand what was going on, and he still looked like a fool.
Li Chaonian said: "If you have thought about it, first help the teacher kill the idiot next to you, even if he is a prostitute. He has no talent in criminal skills, and even singing is tone-deaf. Moreover, there is a high chance that he will be infected, and soon he will be infected."
He will become Guijia, and when the time comes, you won’t be able to kill him."
Xing Shu's lips trembled when he heard the words. He didn't expect that the teacher he respected so much would say such a thing. He knew that he was a waste and that he had no fighting ability, but he had absolute confidence in his voice.
But this confidence was completely shattered at this moment.
Hu Shuntang turned to look at Xing Shu and said, "Choose your favorite song and sing it loudly."
Xing Shu smiled bitterly and said, "You still ask me to sing when I'm about to die. Is this cruelty or mercy?"
Hu Shuntang opened his stance facing Li Chaonian: "Your singing will be the melody of my battle!"
Li Chaonian put down the flower basket: "It seems that we can't reach an agreement. Since you sincerely wish to die, then I will send you to the Nine Realms with great mercy!"
Hu Shuntang stood in front of Xing Shu: "Junior brother, have you chosen the song you want to sing? It's about to begin!"
Xing Shu, who was hiding behind Hu Shuntang, mustered up the courage and said: "I want to sing the popular song "Learning to Bark as a Dog", is that okay?"
Sing! Scream with your soul! Scream the melody of battle! Let the blood burn!
Hu Shuntang quickly moved behind Li Chaonian, but the corners of Li Chaonian's mouth raised slightly. In the next second, Li Chaonian had hit Hu Shuntang. However, the moment his fist hit, Li Chaonian's expression changed, because he only hit Hu Shuntang's face.
Afterimage!
When did this kid's speed change so fast!? When Li Chaonian was looking around for Hu Shuntang, he was punched in the back and fell to the ground.
At the same time, Xing Shu also stood on the top of the carriage, dancing and singing the refreshing song in bel canto.
"Hey - yo - let's bark like dogs together, bark together, hold our thighs and shake our waists, shake, shake, shake..."
When Li Chaonian got up, he found that Hu Shuntang was lying on the ground on all fours, looking at him fiercely with saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, and his attack posture had also changed.
Li Chaonian looked at the Xingshu on the top of the carriage again, and he immediately understood that the reason why Hu Shuntang was able to improve his combat effectiveness in a short period of time was entirely because of the Xingshu's singing.
Therefore, that boy is not a waste, but he awakened as a curse singer due to being infected with resentment.
The magic singer of the different path can increase the attack power, defense power and magic power of himself or his partners according to different songs and different singing methods. The song "Learning to Bark" that Xingshu sings now can only be simply improved.
Attack power, but because of the bond between their brothers, Hu Shuntang used the long-lost crazy fist in the world.
Kuang Fist is actually a homophone for rabid dog, which is simply called Mad Dog Fist. Li Chaonian vaguely remembers that the biggest characteristic of Kuang Fist is entanglement and pulling, and the key is five words - rub, smell, lick, dig and bite.
Li Chaonian was not afraid of Hu Shuntang, who had now improved his combat effectiveness due to the blessing of the curse song, but because he had to take Tianying's safety into consideration. If he also fully improved his magic power, the two forces would collide, and the consequences would be disastrous.
At this time, Hu Shuntang launched another attack and pounced directly on Li Chaonian. Li Chaonian naturally avoided it easily, but his arm was still rubbed by Hu Shuntang's body. The moment he was rubbed, Li Chaonian felt his arm begin to itch.
After Hu Shuntang landed, he turned his back to Li Chaonian and said in a deep voice: "As long as you are touched, you will be finished."
Li Chaonian quickly rolled up his sleeves and took a closer look. There was a large rash on his arm, which was obviously an allergy symptom!
Hu Shuntang turned around and looked at Li Chaonian: "Yes, the first attack of Kuang Fist is not a physical attack, but a magical attack. It concentrates the magical power on the surface of the skin, and then rubs against the opponent. As long as it touches the opponent a little bit, the body will
Allergens will be produced immediately.”
"Allergy to dog hair!" Li Chaonian said expressionlessly, but he still couldn't help but reach out and scratch the allergic part on his arm, "To use such a clumsy trick! Despicable!"
Hu Shuntang said coldly: "Are you despicable? Teacher, compared with you, I am as pure as a white lotus! This battle has just begun, you don't want to admit defeat, do you?"
I underestimated my enemy. I didn’t expect these two guys to make such rapid progress! Li Chaonian had no choice but to widen the distance between them, and began to adjust his own magical power, trying to reduce his magical power as much as possible, 50%? No, three percent is enough.
Deal with them.
Hu Shuntang rushed at him again. This time Li Chaonian did not let him touch his body again. What surprised him was that Hu Shuntang had no intention of touching him. When he passed by, he could clearly see Hu Shuntang's nose smelling.
What are you wearing?
Is that the second style of Dog Fist, Wen Gong?
After Li Chaonian landed, he protected the flower basket containing Tianying and panted as he looked at Hu Shuntang in the distance. It was not because of lack of physical strength, but because of the fear of facing the unknown.
Yes, he was scared, just like when the toilet is clogged and you don't have any tools, you can only deal with it with your hands, but you don't know what will be taken out.
Hu Shuntang straightened up and twisted his neck: "You can't avoid it, I've already smelled it."
Li Chaonian frowned, what did this boy smell? Is he being mysterious?
Hu Shuntang counted on his fingers: "Cerebral thrombosis, cervical spondylosis, chronic bronchitis, breast hyperplasia, gastric ulcer, chronic enteritis, athlete's foot... Counting from head to toe, I have smelled so many of your illnesses. It seems you don't need me.
If you do it, you won't live much longer!"
That's right, the second style of Dog Fist, Smell Attack, is essentially a psychological tactic. You can smell the disease on the opponent's body, and then say it loudly in public to achieve the purpose of a 100% psychological critical attack.
Li Chaonian was unmoved and continued to secretly adjust his magical power.
The torturer on the top of the carriage is still singing. He not only sings, but also dances. Although the dancing appearance is disgusting. However, disgusting and unbearable to look at are the charm of the curse song. It is precisely because of these two elements that it can make people feel sick.
The enemy does not dare to approach the Curse Singer easily.
Hu Shuntang realized that Li Chaonian had never fought back, so he must be brewing some conspiracy. However, with his current strength, he could not completely defeat him.
Hu Shuntang looked at the punishment technique on the top of the carriage: "Junior brother, double the number!"
Doubling it means that the spell singer's voice is softer and his movements are more charming. Although it is more disgusting, the power of the subject will also be doubled. At the same time, the subject will also suffer hundreds of times the damage. If you are not careful,
, the body will be torn apart by uncontrollable forces!
Xing Shu immediately shook his head to express his refusal.
Hu Shuntang was extremely decisive: "Have you forgotten those classmates who died tragically?"
Xing Shu looked at the corpses of his classmates in the distance and remembered the days when everyone would peek into the girls' dormitory and climb over the wall to barbecue all night long.
Then, just fight and die for them!
Anyway, it's not me who died, I was only responsible for singing and dancing...
Xing Shu tore his shirt to pieces, bulging his belly, turned around in circles, and said to the wilderness: "Next, I will bring you a song called "Love You."
Xing Shu's singing ignited Hu Shuntang's body, and he sneezed involuntarily. He touched his nose, knowing that Xing Shu was thinking of himself. However, can their bond continue?
Li Chaonian looked at the torture technique that was completely intoxicated and couldn't help but frown, because it was so disgusting.
However, Li Chaonian breathed a long sigh of relief: "Okay, I have now reduced my magic power to 30%."
What? Thirty percent? Does he mean that he can completely torture me with only 30% of his power? Although Hu Shuntang knew that there was a strength gap between himself and Li Chaonian, how could he lose to Li Chaonian who only used 30% of his magic power? However, Li Chaonian
That natural expression made him understand that the other party was not joking.
Hu Shuntang, who took the preemptive strike, pounced directly on him, constantly changing his body shape and attack methods the moment he got closer, and in a short period of time, he used the last three moves of Ke Fist: licking, gouging, and biting!
However, that lightning attack was easily avoided by Li Chaonian.
After Hu Shuntang landed, he looked at Li Chaonian who was full of disdain. He clearly had the chance before, so why didn't he fight back?
He did it on purpose, he was laughing at me!
"Is it over?" Li Chaonian gently patted the dust off his body with his hand, "In other words, it's my turn, right?"
At this moment, Hu Shuntang knew that he was dead. He turned to look at Xing Shu, who had stopped singing and dancing. At that moment, Li Chaonian came to him with a flower basket and punched him in the abdomen.
vomit--
Hu Shuntang's vision went dark and he slowly fell down.
Hu Shuntang fell down, and Xing Shu also collapsed on the ground. He knew that it would be his turn next. How would Li Chaonian humiliate him?
Seeing Li Chaonian walking towards the carriage, Xing Shu lay on the top of the carriage with his arms and legs spread out. Looking at the scorching sun in the sky, tears fell while he whispered: "Come on..."
However, Li Chaonian walked past the carriage carrying a flower basket and said: "I don't kill idiots, especially tone-deaf idiots."
Not killing people, but killing people's hearts. This is the realm of a master!
After Li Chaonian left, Xing Shu rushed to Hu Shuntang. When he was about to cry in mourning, he found that Hu Shuntang was smiling. He immediately understood that his senior brother was not dead, but just asleep. Looking at Hu Shuntang's sleeping appearance, Xing Shu
I couldn't help but look into the distance, full of doubts.
Who is Li Chaonian? And who is the child called Tianying?
At this time, Li Chaonian had already entered the depths of the Gobi wilderness. He had to avoid the limelight here first, because once the news of Tianying's capture spread, the nearby Guijia would come to inquire. Li Chaonian was responsible for this operation.
With the advance planning, if it weren't for the children from the Heretic Academy, the bandits, and the government troops, he wouldn't have any confidence that he could defeat the Guijia escort team.
Li Chaonian picked up Tianying in the flower basket, still unwilling to believe that this child could change the world in the future.
Li Chaonian looked up at the full moon in the sky, his eyes glowing blue. Then, he made a decision and decided to send this child who could change the world of Jiuyuan to Ruiyuan City, because the entire Jiuyuan City lived in Ruiyuan City.
The kindest family in the original country.
As long as he grows up in that family, this child will definitely become a good person.
After making up his mind, Li Chaonian set off immediately, traveled through mountains and rivers, and slept in the open for three months before he finally arrived at the luxurious tower.
However, when Li Chaonian saw the three characters "神都城" on the plaque on the city tower, he cried.
Because this road idiot took the wrong direction from the beginning. This chapter has been completed!