The little bell that was pressed to the ground first stared at his chest, and then raised his eyes to look at Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao didn't seem to have any intention of picking up his hand, and just put it there naturally, his eyes full of pleading, because if people here find out that he has been hiring people to act for a long time, then the image he carefully created will be
It will completely collapse.
Little Bell was lying there with her back spread out and looking at Tang Xiaohao. Tang Xiaohao also maintained his crouching position and looked at her.
"Master Tang, can we discuss something?"
"Please say."
"Can you please take your hands off my chest?"
"Can't."
"No matter what, I am still a girl, and you are acting like a hooligan."
"Being a gangster fits my scumbag persona, so I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Of course, everything is negotiable. Two golden beads, I let go, you continue to pretend to be dead, help me finish the scene, and then treat it like nothing
Didn't happen."
Xiao Lingdang took out a grenade from her waist: "How about we die together?"
Tang Xiaohao looked down at the grenade: "Sister, please don't be a rogue, okay? How come there is such a thing as a grenade in the setting of this book? Are you cheating?"
Xiao Lingdang said expressionlessly: "There is a third option. You lift my veil, and then we will be clear."
Tang Xiaohao immediately took his hand away: "You set a trap for me, right? You have sworn before that no matter who lifts your veil, you will enslave him for life!"
Little Lingdang stretched out two fingers and pinched Tang Xiaohao's calf: "The oath I made is that I will marry whoever lifts my veil!"
Tang Xiaohao rolled his eyes in pain: "Isn't that the same meaning?"
At this time, Tang Dun, who was lying next to him in a pool of blood, opened his eyes: "Brother, eldest sister, the blood on my body is almost dry. Can you two be more efficient? It's almost half an hour. If you don't get it done, we will all be in trouble."
.”
Tang Xiaohao and Xiao Lingdang said almost at the same time: "Shut up!"
Tang Dun had no choice but to continue pretending to be dead. Tangdou had already walked to the corner and carefully smelled those weird little creatures through his nose. He looked in disbelief, unwilling to believe that those were his children.
Tang Xiaohao untied the cloth bag containing the Red Dragon Eyes from his waist: "There are twenty-eight Red Dragon Eyes here, plus the previous two, there are thirty in total."
After saying that, Tang Xiaohao naturally stuffed the cloth bag into Xiao Lingdang's chest, then reached out and patted it: "Can you continue?"
This bastard would rather give me thirty red dragon eyes than marry me? Xiao Lingdang looked at Tang Xiaohao disappointedly: "Then what's the point of you eating my tofu for so long?"
Tang Xiaohao leaned close to Xiao Lingdang's ear: "If you weren't facing up, I would have thought it was your back that I was touching."
When Xiao Lingdang heard this, veins popped up on her face, and she almost killed Tang Xiaohao on the spot.
Tang Xiaohao stood up and raised his voice: "This is what happens if you go against me. Is there anyone willing to earn some tips and help me collect the body?"
At this time, the fat man from before stood up from the corner with his hands raised.
Tang Xiaohao looked at the fat man: "Come here, find a car to carry their bodies, and follow me to drag them outside the city and bury them."
The fat man quickly found a car, loaded the "bodies" of Tang Dun and Xiao Lingdang into the car, and then dragged the car and followed Tang Xiaohao away.
After the two of them walked away, Tang Xiaohao asked the fat man in a low voice: "How is it? They don't suspect it, do they?"
The fat man glanced back secretly: "No, it's the same as before, very perfect."
Tang Xiaohao breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, another day has passed."
This fat man is actually Tang Dun's sworn half-brother. His surname is Lian, and his full name is Lian. He is 20 years old this year. Lian Lian used to be called Lian Lian, but because he thought the name was too girly, he spent a lot of money to find one.
The warlock helped him change his name. After some calculations, the warlock renamed him Lian Lian.
Although others seemed to think that Lian Lian was simply deceived by the warlock, Lian Lian felt that there was a hint of femininity in the name and liked it very much.
As for why Lian Lian and Tang Dun became sworn brothers, it is another story with twists and turns, because these two fat men are not the protagonists, so we will talk about it later when we have to make up the word count. In short, the two of them can cherish each other.
Just because of one word - fat.
Yes, both of them are fat. In this era when people often don't have enough to eat, the appearance of two fat people is simply a miracle on earth. Therefore, the two fell in love with each other as soon as they met, and they immediately worshiped heaven and earth and worshiped the air to become their half-mother.
's biological brother.
After Tang Xiaohao walked for a while, he suddenly remembered something: "It's broken, Tangdou didn't follow!"
Lian Lian said: "Master, pets also have feelings. Just let Tangdou and his child stay for a while."
Tang Dun sat up in the car at this time: "Yes, young master, although you can't be a real bastard and scumbag, your pet has helped you achieve this wish. There may be only one like Tangdou in the world."
A cat can make a dog fall in love with it and give birth to its own children."
Xiao Lingdang, who had been angry all the time, also sat up from the car: "I just don't understand, why do you have to let everyone think you are a bastard? Are you a psychopath?"
Tang Xiaohao stopped, walked to Xiaolingdang and asked, "Who is my dad?"
Little Bell said: "Tang Chen, the commander-in-chief of the Royal Armored Guard."
Tang Xiaohao nodded: "How did he become the commander-in-chief?"
Tang Dun immediately raised his hand: "I know! I'll answer it!"
Tang Xiaohao looked at Tang Dun: "Say."
Tang Dun replied: "Eat soft rice!"
Tang Xiaohao corrected: "Strictly speaking, he is a soft-cooked man. He first used his handsome appearance to conquer the apple of the eye of the Minister of War, that is, my mother. From waiting outside a small palace, he became a cavalry lieutenant of the Iron Armored Guard, with the official title
He was promoted from the first rank of the ninth rank to the fifth rank, and then made great military achievements, and then spent ten years to become the commander of the first rank of the Iron Armored Guards, and the first rank official of the current imperial court!"
Lian Lian looked at Tang Xiaohao: "Since you inherited your father's handsome appearance, why do you have to disguise yourself into this wretched appearance every time?"
Tang Xiaohao came closer to Lian Lian: "Am I very wretched like this?"
Lian Lian said seriously: "It's very vulgar."
Tang Xiaohao raised his hand and put it on Lian Lian's shoulder and said, "That's right, I disguised myself like you."
Lian Lian looked at Tang Dun and Xiao Lingdang in the car: "Am I very wretched?"
Tang Dun and Xiao Lingdang nodded together.
Tang Xiaohao tore off his disguise mask, and after taking off his disguise, he revealed his unbelievably beautiful face.
Then, the wind stopped, and the scorching sun hid in the clouds in shame.
(Tang Xiaohao in the book and Tang Xiaohao who wrote the book are two different things. Please don’t personally attack Tang Xiaohao who wrote the book when you read this. Thank you.)
Tang Xiaohao looked at the clouds in the sky: "Look, the sun is hiding. Without sunshine, there is no hope. If I don't go out in disguise, it will be equivalent to depriving the world of hope. How can I be so selfish?"
Ugh - Lian Lian and Tang Dun lowered their heads and blocked their ears with their hands.
We are all human beings, how could he be so shameless?
Little Lingdang asked Tang Dun in confusion: "Little fat man, has your young master been so shameless since he was a child?"
When Tang Dun was about to answer, Tang Xiaohao shouted into the air again: "Father Sun, forgive me, I don't want to do this either, I'm sorry."
Tang Dun looked helplessly at Little Lingdang, who said helplessly: "Pretend I didn't ask anything."
Tang Dun was curious: "Xiao Lingdang, I'm just wondering why you like my young master? Isn't it because he is shameless?"
Xiao Lingdang did not answer, but looked at Tang Xiaohao not far away, who looked up to the sky and looked completely demented. She had reasons that she could not explain, just like she could not show her true face to others.
At this time, a white horse galloped over, like a bolt of white lightning. Riding on the horse was a young man dressed in fine clothing and carrying two swords. The man was only in his early twenties, with a masculine and handsome appearance and eyes.
Without squinting, his eyes were full of anxiety, and he galloped away from Tang Xiaohao and the other four.
Tang Xiaohao hurriedly hid to one side, covering his mouth to avoid the dust raised by the horse's hooves. After the young man rode away, he said: "Weapons are allowed in Shendu City, but this kid will be arrested as soon as he enters the city gate. But.
This kid looks very familiar."
Just as he finished speaking, two more people and two horses came galloping over. The riders were two burly, dark-skinned men. Both of them were carrying two rectangular black boxes, and they didn't know what they contained.
The leader of the scarred man pulled the horse and stopped in front of Tang Xiaohao: "Boy, did a young man riding a white horse and carrying two swords pass by here before?"
Tang Xiaohao was a little unhappy when he saw the arrogance on their faces: "You two have no parents or have never gone to school? You don't understand any etiquette. If you ask questions, you have to get off first."
The scarred man turned over and dismounted, but the moment he landed, he kicked Tang Xiaohao away.
"Master!" Tang Dun rushed over to check.
Little Lingdang drew her sword and stepped forward to confront the scarred man: "You hurt people for no reason. Who are you?"
Lian Lian also raised his stance: "Do you know who our young master is? Xiao Lingdang, capture them and hand them over to the arresting yamen!"
The other man with beards and beard smiled and said: "I am getting tired of living."
Lian Lian rushed forward, and Xiao Ling Dang had no choice but to cooperate when he saw this. Who knew that the scarred man could easily restrain Lian Lian, clasp Lian Lian's wrist and stomp him to the ground with one foot. Xiao Ling Ding, who was fighting with the bearded man, also
Realizing the disparity in strength between himself and his opponent, he was just about to escape when the female sword in his hand was taken away. The next second, the bearded man held the sword at his throat.
Lian Lian and Xiao Lingdang were both captured. When Tang Dun saw this, he immediately touched the fireworks tube on his waist and prepared to signal for troops, but was stopped by Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao covered his painful chest and stepped forward and clasped his fists: "It's my fault that these two heroes are so good at martial arts. I have offended you many times before. I apologize to you two. It's me who looks down on others. Please let me go, two heroes."
a friend."
Tang Xiaohao's humiliating look made Lian Lian and Xiao Lingdang a little unbelievable. Tang Dun who was behind was also extremely surprised, because Tang Xiaohao could walk sideways in the boundaries of the Divine Capital City.
The two big men laughed loudly after hearing this, but they did not let go. The scarred man even deliberately twisted Lian Lian's wrist with force, causing Lian Lian to scream in pain.
Tang Xiaohao took out a Jiuyuan Pass from his waist and handed it over respectfully: "This is to honor the two heroes. Please show your respect."
When the two big men saw the Jiuyuan Pass handed over by Tang Xiaohao, the smiles on their faces disappeared. Instead of taking the pass, they immediately let go of Lian Lian and Xiao Lingdang, got on their horses and left.
Tang Dun looked at the two people walking away and was about to say something, but Tang Xiaohao stopped him. It wasn't until the two people disappeared from sight on horseback that Tang Xiaohao said: "Okay, I'm too far away and can't be heard. You can stop scolding me."
"
The other three people were dumbfounded and had no idea how to describe this playboy.
Tang Dun asked puzzledly: "Master, why after you took out the pass, they not only didn't want it, but immediately let you go without saying a word, and just left after you took the pass?"
Even Lian rubbed his wrist with a puzzled look on his face, and Little Lingdang didn't understand why.
Tang Xiaohao explained: "The imperial law stipulates that only large transactions can use the Jiuyuan Pass, and it must be approved by the local government. In other words, those who carry the Jiuyuan Pass are definitely not ordinary people, and these two are not stupid either.
When I took out the pass, I knew they couldn't afford to offend me and got out immediately."
Tang Dun suddenly realized: "The young master is really smart."
Lian Lian was still puzzled: "Young Master, your father is the commander-in-chief of the Royal Armored Guards. He is the first rank in the imperial court. If you directly reveal your identity, these two people will immediately become cowardly."
Tang Dun also interjected: "Yes, you didn't let me call someone before."
Tang Xiaohao had a sad look on his face: "Otherwise, you two are so fat that you have no brains. First of all, you can tell from the appearance of these two people that they are from other places. It is useless for me to say it, because I won't scare them. Secondly,
If we set off fireworks to call people, all four of us will die here."
Little Bell didn’t understand: “Why?”
Tang Xiaohao looked at the little bell and said: "The nearest military camp is several miles away from here. When they arrive, they can only find the bodies of the four of us. I don't understand why these two people killed us, right? It's very simple. As soon as we call people
, they will know that we are indeed not ordinary people. If they run away, we will lead people to chase them. In order to avoid future troubles, we will simply kill us all, do you understand now?"
After listening to Tang Xiaohao's analysis, Xiao Lingdang, Tang Dun and Lian Lian finally understood.
Tang Xiaohao yawned again and said: "Also, my father is my father, I am me, he is the first-class official in the court, and I am not. Think about it, the court is unstable now, if I still fight against others, what if one day
My father was pulled down. Those people who were bullied by me in the past must not retaliate for their wrongs? I will be dead by then."
Xiao Lingdang said disdainfully: "How many people have you bullied? You are truly the number one scumbag in the imperial capital."
Tang Xiaohao smiled, turned around and sat on the cart and asked, "Xiao Lingdang, how long have you been in the imperial capital?"
Little Bell replied: "It's been a month, right?"
Tang Xiaohao asked again: "How do we know each other?"
Little Lingdang replied with some embarrassment: "I fainted on the street..."
Lian Lian and Tang Dun were holding back laughter beside them.
Tang Xiaohao looked at the little bell: "Yes, you fainted. I sent you to the inn and asked a doctor for you. You were completely unconscious at the time. If I were a bastard, I could have acted like an animal. Wait.
When you wake up, the raw rice has already been cooked."
Little Bell thought silently: "That, that..."
Tang Xiaohao interrupted Xiao Lingdang: "Then what? In the month since you came here, apart from making a few bucks by acting with me, have you ever seen or heard anyone say that I, Tang Xiaohao, robbed women of the people and oppressed good people?"
, in the fish and meat village?” This chapter has been completed!