Sun Yingshu found that Qi Dingxian was tinkering with something, working out some formula like a chemist.
This made her wonder, what else could be mixed with the mineral water?
Qi Bingxian held a tube of holy water and blended it with ethanol with a serious look on his face. He was very rigorous and even measured the grams.
Ethanol is alcohol. After blending, it is euphemistically called: ethanol holy water.
"What are you doing? If you want to drink, I'll buy it for you directly. Why are you trying to mix things up?" Sun Yingshu asked in surprise, extremely confused.
"I am preparing the mysterious formula of the Holy Religion." Qi Dingping coughed and continued attentively, very seriously.
Sun Yingshu couldn't laugh or cry, and asked: "Mineral water and alcohol are just blended wine, isn't it? What's the mysterious formula? Who are you trying to fool?"
Qi Dangxian only said: "Gasoline is blatantly mixed with alcohol to cut leeks. What's wrong with me, just to save some money, I mixed it with alcohol?"
Sun Yingshu was speechless for a while, and was too lazy to care anymore. She left him alone and went back to dressing up. She had to go out to do other things in the afternoon.
Qi Dangxian was conducting experiments seriously with test tubes and beakers. He didn't believe it. Gasoline could be blended with alcohol to cut leeks, which was called environmentally friendly. He couldn't make a blended holy water?
"Hmm... no... 50% alcohol is too much, and the holy water has almost no effect." Qi Ding took a sip, shook his head, and continued the experiment.
After busy for a while, he finally came up with the experiment and calculated the specific formula. Just looking at this formula, Gao Mei was so dizzy.
Qi Dangxian murmured: "It can be blended with 20% alcohol, which is just one-fifth more, which is good! Moreover, the effect is not weakened much."
"Of course, if you need to replenish physical energy and recover from injuries immediately, you still have to use pure holy water and cannot mix it."
"But the blended holy water can be used as wolfberry wine!"
Qi Dangxian took out the few tubes of holy water he had in hand, blended two of them, and drank only 30 ml at a time, which was enough for him to use for a month.
"Huh? Bah! Why is the smell of this tube of holy water so strong!"
"The papal bitch has mixed alcohol with this tube of holy water."
"Pope, this is your uncle! How unkind!"
Qi Dangxian tasted it with the tip of his tongue and then spit it out.
He strictly followed the recipe for this tube of holy water, but found that the alcohol concentration seemed to be too high! Then, there was only one explanation, and that was that the Pope had already blended the holy water before giving it to him.
Sure enough, the Pope also learned the mysterious Eastern recipe for cutting leeks, and used it quietly...
Qi Dingxian estimated that the Pope was probably really selling holy water to those dignitaries in the West. Otherwise, there would be no need to mix it with alcohol!
He was furious. The blended holy water was completely useless. It contained too much alcohol and had almost no effect.
He called the Pope directly and asked angrily: "Your Majesty, is it appropriate for you to sell me a tube of 100 million gold for this holy water? It's actually mixed with alcohol!"
The Pope was startled after hearing this and said, "Huh? How do you know that? My formula is so magical that you can hardly tell the difference when you drink it. Moreover, the holy water still retains its effect. How did you notice it?"
He couldn't help but feel nervous. If this matter were to be known to the dignitaries in the West, his reputation would be ruined.
"I..." Qi Bingxian was stunned for a moment, and it was difficult to continue. There was no way he could tell the Pope that he was doing it to ensure that he and Mrs. Sun could spend the night together, right?
"Well...this is what the Holy Lord told me in a dream, saying that you were unkind and adulterated the rain he gave to the common people."
"If you don't stop this behavior, He will impose divine punishment!"
After hearing this, the Pope sneered and said: "Fart! I am the spokesperson of the Holy Lord in the mortal world. He didn't tell me, but told you in a dream? You must be mixing water and alcohol yourself to sell others to cut leeks, right?
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The corners of Qi Dangxian's mouth twitched, and it was difficult to tell his true purpose, so he could only nod his head in agreement.
"You deserve it, who made you so greedy!"
"Greed is one of the seven deadly sins!"
"As an archbishop, you should be honest, dedicated, selfless, and hardworking. These are the excellent qualities of every archbishop."
The Pope spoke in a very serious tone.
Qi Dangxian was speechless for a while. How could it be that others deceived those bastards to work hard to serve them? When did hardship and hard work become a good virtue in the eyes of Westerners? That is not purely praising suffering and practicing against oneself.
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The Pope suddenly said viciously: "You actually mixed alcohol into the holy water. This is blaspheming the glory of the Holy Lord. You will be fined 100 million meters of gold!"
Qi Dangxian was shocked and said: "What, you can adulterate, but I will be fined if I adulterate? What's the truth!"
The pope said calmly: "This is the rule of our holy religion. The glory of the Holy Lord cannot be blasphemed. Otherwise, you will be judged as a heretic and expelled from the Holy See! I have been very tolerant of you."
Good guy!
Qi Dangxian was so frightened that he hung up the phone directly.
He even felt that the Pope could no longer be allowed to come to China in the future. This old... His Majesty had learned all the tricks of the officials, so why would he still play nonsense in the future?
The Pope is crazy now. He keeps asking for 100 million meters of gold. When he asks others for money, he is not so arrogant. The last time he asked Manager Zheng for money, it was only 20 million meters of gold.
"Young man, you're too young, you still want to fight me?" The Pope sneered, then picked up his reading glasses, put them on, and started playing with the beakers and test tubes in front of him like a mad scientist.
Good fellow, the old pope is hard at work!
"Well...this is going to be given to the royal family where the sun never sets. Just mix it with 10%..."
"This is for the Americans... The Americans are as high as the sky and the emperor is far away. They can't control my place. Just mix it with 20%."
"Also, this is for the prince's family in the Middle East. They have funded several of my churches with 3%..."
The Pope studied the list, then completed the proportioning of the holy water, sealed the test tubes one by one, put them in a suitcase, and sent them away.
Qi Dangxian felt a little aggrieved. It was a pity that he wasted some holy water like this. Moreover, the Pope refused to pay compensation and even sued him for fraud.
"Zhang San, how should we deal with this matter?" Qi Dangxian directly called his Queen's Lawyer to inquire about the situation.
"Mr. Qi, there is nothing we can do about this matter. The final right of interpretation lies with the Pope." Zhang San responded regretfully, "You can modify the holy water formula at will and it will be fine without being countersued."
Qi Bingxian heard that Zhang San was making fun of him... His Majesty had no choice but to stop.
He sorted out all the holy water, mixed it with alcohol and water, and put it in small glass bottles as big as your thumb, so that you could open it and drink it when you needed it.
Pure holy water still comes in original packaging to avoid life-threatening consequences if you drink the wrong water at a critical moment.
When he came out of the room, he found Mrs. Sun watching the news. The news broadcast a speech by Zuo Chen. This speech was funded by Mrs. Sun and was very large.