Duan Xiaobai kept wailing, which made Lu Xun a little confused and glanced at Yuan Shen subconsciously.
Yuan Shen, who was sitting on the Italian sofa, shook the wine glass in his hand and gave him an incomprehensible look.
"What happened?" Lu Xun glanced down at Duan Xiaobai who was clinging to him, pulled him away and threw him directly on the sofa.
Although he still wanted to torture him, if Duan Xiaobai, a brother for many years, encountered any difficulties, he would not let it go.
Lu Xun sat next to Duan Xiaobai.
Duan Xiaobai was about to stick to him again, but was dissuaded by his look.
Duan Xiaobai pursed his lips in grievance: "Three, let me ask you...your...that..."
Lu Xun looked over with an impatient look: "If you don't want to say it, don't say it."
Duan Xiaobai acted coquettishly: "Don't be like this, I'm already sad enough."
As he spoke, he broke off a pistachio and put it in his mouth.
Ouch~
My favorite pistachios are also bitter.
"That's it..." Duan Xiaobai asked in a low voice, asking with his eyes, "How long has it been since your first time? Are you self-taught? Does your sister-in-law dislike you?"
"How could your sister-in-law dislike me!" Lu Xun glanced at Duan Xiaobai, "Is there something wrong?"
Duan Xiaobai nodded his head, feeling particularly awkward: "I handed over my innocent body."
"Ahem..." Yuan Shen choked on the wine.
Lu Xun looked at Duan Xiaobai amusedly: "The other party raped you?"
"No!" Duan Xiaobai turned his head, and then took Lu Xun's hand, "Three, you have to make the decision for me! That Tian Peini sprayed that infatuation perfume to seduce me. I ran away immediately. Then...
."
The name "Song Jiahe" was about to blurt out, but Duan Xiaobai thought about protecting her reputation, so he changed his words, "Then that woman got into my car. She was also drugged."
"Then?" Lu Xun raised his eyebrows.
"Then I have no memory. When I got up the next day, she gave me a red envelope with a bud."
"How much?" Lu Xun asked.
"Two hundred and five." Duan Xiaobai answered sincerely. He had never hidden anything from his brothers.
Yuan Shen choked again: "Did you take it?"
"Take it!" Duan Xiaobai's voice was a little higher, "I gave her my pure body, why didn't I take it!"
Yuan Shen:......
Lu Xun:......
"Besides, money is innocent! I can't get into trouble with money!"
Yuan Shen:......
Lu Xun:......
Lu Xun pinched his eyebrows: "So, what is your problem now?"
Duan Xiaobai gritted his teeth and asked: "She said, I only had eight minutes... Isn't it a bit short? She said she couldn't feel happiness..."
Yuan Shen choked on her wine again and gave Duan Xiaobai a useless look.
Lu Xun sighed and patted Duan Xiaobai on the shoulder: "It's okay, it won't be enough in eight seconds."
Duan Xiaobai trembled suddenly: "What if... what if... I have a friend, and his first time was eight seconds? Has he been saved? Can he?
What can I take to replenish myself?”
"It's hopeless. Just bury it." Yuan Shen drank all the foreign wine in the glass in one gulp.
Lu Xun had an idea. It was not creative to always let the general torture Duan Xiaobai. Why not...
"Let's do this. I'll introduce you to a miracle doctor and give you acupuncture."
"Really? That Dr. Zhang who can revive the dead?" Duan Xiaobai's innocent eyes lit up.
Lu Xun nodded seriously: "Ninety-nine or eighty-one injections every day, seven or seventy-nine days in a row, I think it will be better."
Yuan Shen rolled his eyes and looked at Lu Xun funny: Only a fool will believe this, okay?
Unexpectedly, the next second, Duan Xiaobai jumped up and said: "Hurry up, introduce it to me."
Yuan Shen:......
This is not my friend.
I don't have such stupid friends.
How did he get along with Duan Xiaobai back then?
Oh, it's Duan Xiaobai, this slug, who has been clinging to him and Lu Xun since he went to school.
Sticking and sticking seems to have become a habit.
After teasing Duan Xiaobai, Lu Xun lazily stood up and glanced at Yuan Shen: "It's okay, I'll leave first. My wife is still waiting for me at home."
Yuan Shen nodded indifferently.
Duan Xiaobai also stood up: "San, wait for me. I want to take care of my health now and recharge my batteries, so that I can avenge my shame by finding that woman in the future."
With that said, Duan Xiaobai turned his head and glanced at Yuan Shen: "Liu, I won't play with you, an old bachelor."
Yuan Shen raised his eyelids and glanced at Duan Xiaobai: "It sounds like you are not single."
Duan Xiaobai suddenly puffed up his chest with a little pride: "He's not a boy anymore!"
"Eight seconds for you?" Yuan Shen took a sip of wine and looked at him.
"Ouch!~ I'm injured, I won't tell you anymore, I want to go home!" Duan Xiaobai opened the box door and left without looking back.
Yuan Shen shook the glass in his hand, and the ice cubes in the glass hit the glass wall.
He smiled sarcastically: "That thing is so interesting?"
The next moment, there was a commotion in the venue below.