Chapter 509 Hahaha, Duan Xiaobai reveals the embarrassment of the third master when he was a child
Song Jiahe, who was sitting on Duan Xiaobai's back, couldn't help but ask: "Hey, are you okay? No, I'll come down."
Just kidding, a guy just couldn't hold on anymore and fell down, but the girl was still sitting on his back!
Pressing down with this kind of weight, sometimes a man may break his ribs.
Song Jiahe is not so evil as to want Duan Xiaobai to break his ribs.
She moved slightly to come down, and Duan Xiaobai immediately spoke out.
"Okay! Why not! Today I want to let everyone know that you are a man and you are an underrated seeded player!"
Just kidding, he has to fight hard for 80,000 yuan.
Song Jiahe rolled his eyes, but after "playing" his female partner, he really got into it?
However, she still said one more thing: "Is it really okay? Don't force it... I'm much heavier than them..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Duan Xiaobai.
"What kind of weight do you think you are? You are tall and have long legs. You have good body proportions and model proportions. You must be like an international supermodel."
Song Jiahe was rarely praised to such an extent that he was elated.
She is tall and has a big frame. In middle school, boys often teased her for being thick and thick like a man.
It had to be said that Duan Xiaobai's words of praise touched her heart.
Five minutes passed, and the speed of the three men doing push-ups began to slow down.
Lin Qingyu couldn't help but ask Lu Xun: "Husband, are you okay?"
"Okay. Men can't say no." Lu Xun's sweat fell from his forehead to the ground, and he glanced sideways at Yuan Shen, "I'm afraid you have to ask someone else if it's okay."
"Jiang Li is very light." Yuan Shen chuckled, "If nothing else happens, I should have persisted until the end."
The three men refused to give in to each other, and their breathing became louder and louder.
Sweat flows more and more.
Duan Xiaobai started to feel a little overwhelmed.
He thought about it and decided that he had to outsmart him.
At this moment, Lu Xun also started to think wrongly.
He looked serious and said, "I still want to remind the two ladies. I just saw a little cockroach running towards Liu."
As the sound fell, a scream was heard.
Jiang Li "fell".
Yuan Shenhei stood up with a sullen face and helped Jiang Li up.
Jiang Li lowered her head in embarrassment: "Sixth Master, I...I didn't mean it. A little moth just flew into my leg..."
Just like that, Lu Xun said something like that again, which reminded her of a cockroach.
Heihei, the flying cockroach, was what she was most afraid of.
"It's okay." Yuan Shen calmly opened his lips to comfort him.
Duan Xiaobai is a warm man, and he comforted him: "Sister Jiang, you don't have to worry. This guy has a lot of money. Fifty thousand yuan is nothing."
It would have been better not to say this, but after saying it, Jiang Li lowered his head even further.
Yuan Shen felt a little unhappy.
His original intention was not to make Jiang Li feel indebted, pressured and distanced.
At this time, Lu Xun glanced at Yuan Shen: "If nothing unexpected happens, you should be the one who persisted until the end?"
When Yuan Shen heard this, his face turned even darker, and he secretly made a note in his mind.
Duan Xiaobai struggled to do push-ups, panting and said to Song Jiahe: "Remember, Lu San's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are all black. Don't believe anything he says!"
"Don't worry, I'm not afraid of cockroaches, bugs, moths..." Song Jiahe said lightly, "I used to catch all the cockroaches in the dormitory by myself."
Duan Xiaobai:......
Lu Xun:......
Lu Xun, full of bad ideas, began to think about what Song Jiahe's weakness was.
At this time, Duan Xiaobai spoke first: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you a few jokes."
Lin Qingyu was stunned for a moment, then responded: "Okay."
Sitting on my husband’s back, eating snacks and listening to jokes, what a joy it is!
So Duan Xiaobai told several jokes in a row.
"When I was a kid, my dad didn't allow me to go home and play on the computer, so I secretly went to the Internet cafe. Later, my dad went to the Internet cafe to arrest me. I had an idea and immediately said, uncle, you have the wrong person, I am not Duan Xiaobai.
I am the child of Lao Wang next door to you. Thinking about it now, I was really resistant to beatings at that time."
Song Jiahe:......
"Sister-in-law, I saw a piece of news yesterday that said that the girls in the dormitory stayed up late and played with their mobile phones, resulting in blindness. After reading the news, I secretly rejoiced, well, luckily I am a boy."
"Sister-in-law, let me tell you an embarrassing story about San. When I was in the second grade of elementary school, San and I were deskmates. At that time, the teacher took dictation and got into trouble. I couldn't write the word "embarrassed", so I just wanted to peek at San's answer. As a result, you
Guess, what did I see? I saw three words of "wolf" written as "passive quilt", "Wei" written as "siege" in a circle, "wolf being raped".
"Hahahaha..." Lin Qingyu couldn't stop laughing, and her stomach hurt from laughing.
As soon as she smiled, she moved around, which undoubtedly made it more difficult for Lu Xun.
When she heard "The wolf was raped", Lin Qingyu almost fell to the ground, but Lu Xun had the good sense to quickly hold her up.
But he himself also withdrew from the game because he landed on one knee.
In the end, Duan Xiaobai won in the end.
When Yuan Shen transferred the money to Duan Xiaobai, he glanced at Lu Xun lightly: "You're not that good either."
Lu Xun transferred the money to Duan Xiaobai with a serious look on his face.
Duan Xiaobai received the small amount of money and immediately transferred 80,000 to Song Jiahe.
"Here you go, give it all to you, buy more nutritional supplements for our children!"