Chapter 905 Jiang Xiaoman: Why did you and my mommy divorce?
Just as Lu Shizhi was about to put the last piece of chicken wing into his mouth, his mouth skipped a beat.
He looked at the chicken wings held in his chopsticks, then looked at his dad: "You know...I haven't eaten the orange-flavored chicken wings made by mommy since I was a child..."
"I didn't eat either, not even a bite." Lu Xun's eyes were a little sharp.
Lin Qingyu glared at Lu Xun: "It's just a small chicken wing, that's all!"
"You don't even know how many chicken wings this brat has eaten... at least seven or eight chicken wings!" Lu Xun pointed at Lu Shiye's bone plate, only to find that there was only a pair of chicken wing bones on it.
Instead, Lu Shian's plate was piled with chicken wing bones.
Lu Xun:......
Lin Qingyu:......
Lu Shiye also looked awkward, as if he had thrown too many bones into the pot~
So, he reluctantly put the chicken wing into Lu Xun's bowl, waved his hand pitifully and said, "Bye bye, chicken wings."
Lu Xun finally got his wife's orange-flavored chicken wings as he wished, but Lin Qingyu laughed angrily at him.
After dinner, Lin Qingyu wanted to clear the table, but the father and son asked her to sit down very sensibly, saying that she was too tired just now and should not wash the dishes. Then the father and son cooperated very cooperatively to clear the table, wipe the table, and wash the dishes.
After everything was tidied up, Lu Xun was about to drive people away, and Lu Shiye looked at Lin Qingyu pitifully.
"Mommy, can I sleep with you tonight? I haven't slept with Mommy since I was a child."
"Of course." Lin Qingyu also wants to sleep with her son!
At this moment, Lu Xun finally came to his senses: "What did you call her?"
Lu Shiye raised the corners of his lips: "I call her Mummy~ I chase her Mummy with my ability!"
Lu Xun's eyes dimmed and he squatted down: "Why are you chasing mommy?"
Lu Shiye explained the process again.
"Is it that simple?" Lu Xun didn't believe it.
At this moment, Lin Qingyu was collecting clothes on the balcony, and Lu Xun walked over and pushed the wall directly against the balcony wall.
"Teacher Lin, I see that you have amazing bones and you are destined to me. Do you think you can be my wife?"
"No." Lin Qingyu refused neatly, pushed Lu Xun away and walked into the living room.
She is still a little angry about the fact that Lu Xun snatched the last chicken wing from her son and made her younger son depressed the whole time.
Soon, Lin Qingyu issued an eviction order.
Lu Xun was reluctant to leave, looking back at the mother and son three times in the living room, and walked to the apartment door with sour steps.
Just as he was about to walk out, he heard Ono say: "Mommy, Mommy, can you help me wash my face tonight?"
"No!" Lu Xun's voice was a little excited, "You brat, how old are you, and you still want your mommy to help you take a bath?"
Lin Qingyu walked up to Lu Xun, opened the door, and pushed him out: "Mr. Lu, I won't send it away."
Then close the door.
Lu Xun:... returned to the apartment with a dark face.
Not long after, he saw a short video sent by Lu Shiye.
In the video, his wife was wearing a bikini and taking a bubble bath with An An and Ono.
damned!!!
How could he have given birth to such a fucking thing!
No need to think about it, this idea must have come from Ono!
Lu Xun was so angry that he walked back and forth in the living room.
Does my wife have a body that these two brats can look at?
I'm furious!
Lu Xun watched the ten-second video no less than a hundred times!
His wife's skin is still fair.
Those long legs, I want to touch them.
He also wants to post stickers, take a bubble bath with his wife, and sleep with his sweet-smelling wife in his arms~!
Lu Xun thinks he will be too angry to sleep tonight!
On the other side, Lin Qingyu had just finished taking a shower and helping the two little guys wipe their bodies and get dressed when she received a call from Lu Yan.
"Ayu, I will take you to the hospital tomorrow to meet someone very important to you."
...
On the other side, southern Sichuan.
Yuan Shen picked up Jiang Xiaoman from school fifteen minutes early and brought him chicken wings fried by his fifth uncle as a snack.
After picking up Jiang Xiaoman, father and son went to pick up his wife from get off work together.
This time, it was not so awkward for the two father and son to hold hands.
Along the way, the two of them didn't know what to talk about, so they just walked on their own coolly.
Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoman said: "Hey, why did you separate from my mommy?"
Yuan Shen's lips parted, not knowing where to start.
This time, Jiang Xiaoman was even more curious.
"My classmate said that there are only four types of divorce between parents."
"What four kinds?" Yuan Shen asked, feeling that it would be much better to have options.
"The first type is the breakdown of the relationship."
Yuan Shen shook his head: "That's not possible. I love your mommy, and your mommy loves me too."
Jiang Xiaoman looked at him suspiciously, feeling a little disbelieving!
"The second type is domestic violence."
Yuan Shen:......
Does domestic violence in bed count?
"The third type is having an affair with another woman."
"The fourth type is when a man has no money and is not motivated. He fights, brawls, gambles, and breaks the law all day long. The woman becomes angry and disappointed and leaves."
"Of these four types, which one do you belong to?" Jiang Xiaoman stared at Yuan Shen curiously.