Yan Shifan, who was lying in bed recovering from his injuries, got up excitedly from the bed after listening to Liu Tai's report, and overturned all the liquid food such as chicken soup, ginseng soup, and Sanbian soup in front of him.
"Trash! They are all trash! That Liu Xia is a trash, and he calls himself the number one litigator in Hexi. I think he is the number one lawyer in Hexi who will die!"
Xiao Feng dug such a big hole, he can't see it? Huh? Can't he see it?
And you, what do you do for food, do you just watch him jump into the pit? Won't you remind him? "
Liu Tai held back his anger and said in a low voice: "Brother Donglou, that Xiao Feng has a sharp tongue, we are indeed no match. If Brother Donglou is present, it will be different.
But I would like to ask, if Brother Donglou is present, how can this matter be solved?"
Yan Shifan calmed down, his one eye shining with the light of wisdom, and he pondered for a long time.
"Xiao Feng's logic is irrefutable, and we can only fight head-on. Liu Ruyun will recruit more people as many as Liu Ruyun recruits, and the two sides will fight to the death."
Liu Tai glanced at him: "Brother Donglou, this is a clan fight. If it gets to that point, the government still has to step in. It still breaks the rule that the government does not care about clan affairs.
After all, clan rules are greater than imperial laws. They are just a layer of window paper that no one pokes at, but now Xiao Feng has pierced them with just one finger without even licking them with his tongue first!"
Yan Shifan remained silent. This time he used clan power to humiliate Liu Ruyun and put Xiao Feng into a dilemma. This was a trap planned by him.
Although Liu Tai did not say it clearly, what Xiao Feng pierced with his finger was indeed Yan Shifan's dignity.
Rough, so fucking rough!
Yan Shifan gritted his teeth and suddenly began to miss those ninjas who had gone to who knows where. If he still had ninjas available, he would definitely let Xiao Feng's relatives see blood.
If it weren't for the fear of being suspected and jealous by Jiajing, with his strength, he would have had countless opportunities to destroy Xiao Feng.
Jiajing, Jiajing, I was beaten like this by Xiao Feng, and you didn't say anything fair, so you sent an imperial doctor to give me a few injections to reduce the swelling. Sooner or later, I...
The ninjas who were worried about Yan Shifan were not in a good mood at this time. They were put in a cabin transporting smelly mandarin fish and headed south.
Many people may not be aware of the history of Huizhou’s famous dish, stinky mandarin fish. It is a completely unexpected product, similar to stinky tofu.
There are various theories about the origin of smelly mandarin fish, and there are two types that are often mentioned by people.
The first type: Huizhou has loved eating mandarin fish since ancient times. Back then, a Huizhou merchant took a boat home to visit relatives. Because of the long journey and the hot weather, the mandarin fish he brought smelled smelly. His wife was reluctant to throw it away, so she treated it with thick oily red sauce. Unexpectedly, the smell
It turned out to be great.
People followed suit one after another, and it became Huizhou's signature dish. Later, stinky mandarin fish was sold more expensively than fresh mandarin fish, so people had to pickle the mandarin fish before eating it.
The second type: Huizhou merchants were accustomed to walking by water when traveling. They would catch fish for food along the way. If they could not finish eating the mandarin fish, they would pickle it with salt. The pickled mandarin fish has a smell, but after washing it
When it is made with heavy oil and heavy sauce, the smell turns into umami, and it is extremely delicious, and it has become a representative dish of Anhui cuisine.
But in fact, although the third statement is not recorded in history, it may be the most realistic.
Originally, the capital of the Ming Dynasty was in Nanjing, but Zhu Di, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, was unable to succeed. After he ascended the throne, in order to stabilize the government, he made a bold statement: "The emperor guards the country, and the king dies in the country."
People can't guess Zhu Di's mentality, but one thing is that Nanjing is Zhu Yuanzhang's territory, and Zhu Yuanzhang passed the throne to Zhu Yunwen, so the officials in Nanjing and the nearby army may not have completely given up on Zhu Yunwen.
What's more, Zhu Yunwen doesn't know whether he is alive or dead. If one day he appears, like Napoleon emerging from Elba Island, he will be surrounded instantly!
So Zhu Di decided to move the capital to his old territory of Yanjing, which was safer.
Those ministers won't do it. We were born and raised in the south. The south is so wonderful. The north is a poor and cold place. We won't go there!
Zhu Di slapped the table and said, "It's okay if you don't want to go. Don't be an official."
The ministers were overjoyed and said it was inappropriate. Anyway, we won’t go.
Zhu Di thought for a while and then smacked the table. Is this an official you can take if you want to, or not if you don't want to?
What do you use the official position of the imperial court for? As a toilet? Do you look down on the imperial court, or do you look down on me? Do you want to rebel?
The ministers wanted to cry but had no tears. It was a pity that they didn't know Xiao Feng at that time, otherwise they would have said: Long live, why do you speak so much like Xiao Feng?
Then the officials were kidnapped by Zhu Di and brought to Yanjing, and they were far away from their homeland ever since. Not only the officials, but also some wealthy merchants in the south at that time were also brought to Yanjing by Zhu Di.
Zhu Di still understood very well that Yanjing's economic foundation was relatively poor. If it wanted to become a capital city, it must develop its economy and become prosperous. These businessmen are precious economic resources.
When officials and businessmen from the south arrived in the north, the first thing they missed was the taste of their hometown. So they spent a lot of money to transport southern ingredients to the capital, and mandarin fish was one of the most important ones.
Unfortunately, the cold chain technology at that time was so poor that most of the mandarin fish became stale when shipped to the capital. The homesick southern compatriots were unwilling to give up the hard-won taste of their hometown, so they cooked it with tears, and then ate it...
Since then, the smelly mandarin fish has become famous all over the world, so today's Anhui cuisine cooks should really burn more incense for Zhu Di.
But the stinky mandarin fish tastes delicious, and it really stinks before it is cooked. Therefore, the ships that transport the stinky mandarin fish are special ships, because after transporting the stinky mandarin fish, anything you transport will have a smell.
taste.
Therefore, when returning from the north, we can't take any goods with us, so we have to leave them empty, or transport some ordinary people who want to save money and are not afraid of the smell.
These ninjas pretended to be ordinary people who were not afraid of smells, and were eating rice by taking advantage of the smell of smelly mandarin fish in the cabin, while the emissary was standing at the bow of the boat, unwilling to stay in the cabin.
This is a private ship owned by a strict party official. It is specially used to transport stinky mandarin fish to the dignitaries in Beijing. The quality is much better than that brought by ordinary cargo ships. Therefore, the stench is particularly strong.
With the double cover of power and odor, no patrol ship has blocked the ship along the way. It will take one more day, two days at most, to reach the destination. All we need to do is hand over these people to the Holy Envoy
, you can return to the capital by yourself.
The capital is so wonderful, with endless gold and silver, endless pills of bliss, and endless beauties to enjoy.
If Yan Shifan knew what the emissary was thinking at this moment, he would definitely sneer: Are you talking about women? With your taste, do you deserve to enjoy beautiful women?
While the emissary was imagining, suddenly three large ships appeared in front of him, approaching in a perfect shape.
The emissary narrowed his eyes and looked at the three ships. This shape was not a friendly shape. It could turn into a huge pliers at any time, sandwiching his ship in the middle.
The two sides were getting closer and closer, and the other's three ships showed no intention of giving way. Two ships were nearby, and one ship came head-on, really trapping the smelly mandarin fish ship.
At this time, the secret envoy finally saw clearly the oncoming ship. This was not a fucking official ship! There were cannons on the side of the ship. This was a fucking warship!
The two ships on the left and right were not warships, but looking at the waterline, there were indispensable people on board. The emissary's heart sank, but his face remained calm, with an ordinary face raised innocently, looking at the oncoming ships.
The big ship is coming.
"Which general's warship is this? Why are we surrounded? We are the private ship of the Chen family in the capital, transporting smelly mandarin fish to the nobles in the capital."
A general walked out from the bow of the ship. He had long arms, long legs, and a long face, with a long sword hanging from his waist. He looked majestic. He was none other than Yu Dayou.
He smiled and said: "Since it is an official's private ship, please ask everyone in the cabin to come out and let us check it out."
The emissary took out Mr. Chen's name card and attached a banknote: "Sir, we have been tired all the way, many people are sick, and it is really impossible for them all to come out.
How about I ask a few people to come out and take a look? We are all officials in the same court, so please give me some face."
Yu Dayou waved his hand to keep the ships on both sides at a considerable distance, and only allowed his own ship to get slightly closer, but it was by no means a distance that could be jumped by human power.
"Sir, it's not that Yu doesn't give you face. Now along the coast, Japanese pirates are rampant and pirates are rampant.
There are many people among them who are greedy for money and are working as spies for the Japanese pirates, so we must strictly investigate them. Sir, please let everyone come forward, otherwise don't blame Yu for being unkind!"
The secret envoy saw that Yu Dayou was determined to conduct an interrogation. He pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "Okay, since you insist, I will go in and call for help."
The emissary walked into the cabin and said coldly to the ninjas who were feasting: "Stop eating, go on the deck, don't talk, just pretend to be cool!"
When people come on board to investigate, follow my orders, kill them all, and then seize the opportunity to seize the warship! Otherwise, we will be dead on this river!"
The ninjas had all changed into common people's clothes and did not carry long swords on their bodies. They only hid short swords under their clothes. They walked to the deck and stood with their heads bowed. They really looked like honest common people.
The secret envoy looked at Yu Dayou with a smile: "Sir, please conduct an investigation."
In a normal interrogation, the two ships must approach each other and set up the gangplank, and then the person doing the interrogation can walk from one ship to the other.
The ninjas tensed their bodies and prepared themselves, waiting for the other party to set up the gangplank. After the emissary gave the order, they rushed up the gangplank, rushed to the warship, and started massacre!
Although the side planks are narrow, running fast is never a problem for these ninjas who have been training for many years. Even if the crew members on that ship are all sergeants, they are definitely no match for the ninjas in close combat.
Although Yu Dayou is said to have extraordinary kung fu, he is only one person after all, and he is not a god with three heads and six arms. Can he still turn things around?
Yu Dayou, however, had no intention of letting the ship get closer. Instead, he pointed at one of the ninjas and shouted loudly.
"The one on the far left, come to the front! The one on the far right, come to the front!"
The two ninjas standing on both sides looked at the emissary at the same time. The emissary pondered for a moment and nodded. The two took two steps forward and stood at the front.
"The one on the left, where is your home?"
The ninja on the left is very happy. He has been in Ming Dynasty for two years and his Chinese is not bad. The secret envoy has also taught them about this problem and prepared them for emergencies.
"Sir, I am from Beijing and live in Nancheng."
The capital has a large population, and Yu Dayou is not from the capital, so it is impossible to identify them one by one.
Yu Dayou smiled: "The one on the right, where is your family from?"
The one on the right is more uncomfortable. His Chinese is not good, and he has a bad taste when he speaks. But he is also on guard and gestures to his mouth with his hand.
"Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba!",
Yu Dayou nodded: "It turns out he is mute."
The emissary nodded and said: "Sir, half of these people are deaf-mute and are from Nancheng Shantang. This time, Mr. Chen found a job for them to carry stinky mandarin fish, earn some hard money, and also accumulate virtue and do good deeds."
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At least half of these ninjas would reveal their secrets as soon as they opened their mouths, so the emissary had already thought of this reason. But he didn't expect Yu Dayou's next order.
"In that case, well, you two, take off your clothes."
Huh? What is this request? The two ninjas glanced at the emissary at the same time, and the emissary's face was as dark as water.
"Sir, isn't this inappropriate?"
Yu Dayou waved his hand: "Don't worry, I guarantee that even the mice on these three ships are male.
And they don’t have any special hobbies. In my army, anyone who dares to attack on both sides will be killed on sight!"
Seeing that the two ninjas were hesitant and refused to move, Yu Dayou waved his hand, and dozens of archers suddenly appeared on the sides of the three ships. They bent their bows and set arrows, aiming directly at the people on the ship!
The secret envoy took a deep breath: "Sir, the sky is clear and the sun is clear, the universe is bright and clear, are you going to kill the good and take credit for it?"
Yu Dayou smiled faintly: "I suspect that you have a spy here, let me check it out. You are not women, so I asked you to take off your clothes for inspection. What's wrong with that?"
If you don't want to, it's not impossible, then change the course and drive forward under my cannon. My military camp is right in front. When you get to the military camp, get off the ship and conduct an inventory. Let's go!"
The secret envoy frowned. There were at least tens of thousands of sergeants in Yu Dayou's military camp. Among these forty or fifty ninjas, even if they were extremely capable, even one of them would drown just by spitting.
"My lord, our ship really cannot afford to be delayed. Since your lord insists on interrogating us, you two should just take off your clothes."
The two ninjas looked at the emissary in despair: Are you really naked? What to do with the short sword on your body? You can tell that it is used by the Japanese!
But the emissary ignored them, and the emissary also tried to win in danger. He believed that these ninjas would have a way, after all, they often did some weird training.
The two ninjas had no choice but to take off their shirts and look at Yu Dayou.
"Take off your pants too!"
The two ninjas gritted their teeth, took off their pants, and stood naked on the boat, looking at Yu Dayou.
The soldiers holding bows and arrows looked at Yu Dayou: General, there seems to be no problem. We have gained nothing, and maybe there will be needle holes.
Yu Dayou was unmoved: "Turn around."
The two ninjas looked at each other and turned around slowly, still seeing no problem. The emissary looked at Yu Dayou and raised the banknote in his hand.
"Sir, can you let us pass? It's such a small thing, please brothers..."
"Squat down!"
"What?"
"These two people, put your hands behind your head and squat down!"
The emissary stared at Yu Dayou, who didn't even look at him, only stared at those two bare buttocks, like a pervert looking at a beautiful woman.
The two ninjas trembled and slowly squatted down. After squatting to a certain extent, they could no longer squat down.
"Squat down!"
"Mute" finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Baga, you bastard!"
He pulled out the sheathed dagger from behind with his backhand, rushed to the bow of the ship like crazy, and rushed towards the nearest warship.
Unfortunately, even though he jumped far, he still couldn't reach the boat and fell directly into the river. But the ninja was good at water, so he swam quickly to the big boat.
At the same time, Yu Dayou shouted: "Fire the arrow!"
Arrows were like locusts, flying towards the ninjas on the smelly mandarin fish transport boat.