Part Three, Chapter Thirty-Seven, The News of the Crossbow
Except for the fact that some of these guys are more mature and some are more naive, they all basically have the same appearance. They are similar to the septuplets. They are all tall and thick, with leopard heads and eyes, and beards on both cheeks.
Expanding horizontally, these seven heads look a bit like rectangles lying on the ground.
It’s so awesome! How do you make a living? This whole group of people are all in the ultimate look of Meng Zhang Fei. They were brought to modern times to play the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. No one needed to make up, and they are definitely more original than the original version.
Zhang Fei returns Zhang Fei's hunk.
Jun Moxie suddenly felt an "astonishing" feeling in his heart: It's really difficult for the three brothers of the Dugu family. What kind of tacit understanding is required to even have a son with a virtuous character - he is really too talented.
... "Jun Moxie! Where are you going, kid?!" Duguying, who had sharp eyes, saw Jun Moxie at a glance, and roared like thunder. The six brothers behind him shouted at the same time with great tacit understanding: "Jun Moxie,
Where are you going, kid?!"
Nine days of thunder, a blockbuster!
The flowers and plants in the yard were frightened, and they were swaying like chaff.
Jun Moxie was admiring the uncanny craftsmanship of the Creator. Sure enough, there are many wonders in the world! Suddenly, his eyesight dimmed, and seven iron towers stood in front of him. The seven big faces were as black as the bottom of a pot, and the fourteen eyeballs were all fierce.
His eyes widened and he looked at Jun Moxie condescendingly - the shortest one was half a head taller than Jun Moxie.
Those who don’t know will definitely think that Young Master Jun owes these macho brothers a lot of money!
In the past, there was a story about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that has been passed down through the ages; today, I will personally interpret the unforgettable story between Jun Moxie and the Seven Giants and reveal the inside story... Jun Moxie was thinking wildly in his mind, took a step back, and looked at his brothers.
Seven people. They had no choice but to take a step back. They had to look up. They put on a charming smile and said: "It turns out they are the seven Dugu eldest brothers. I'm disrespectful. Uh, I'm going to call someone up."
Tea."
"Don't even think about taking the time to run away. You're still too young to pull off such tricks in front of me!" Duguying's face was ferocious, her fists were clenched together, and her joints were cracking: "Jun Moxie, you are really big."
How dare you bully my little sister! You have the guts! Let me see if I don’t beat your pretty face into a persimmon today!"
"What? Bullying your little sister? Dugu Xiaoyi?! Where do you start talking about this? What about this and that?!" Jun Mo said in shock, a little confused. This time his expression was not fake:
I guess I am the one being oppressed. When did I stand up? I don’t know.
I have a deeper understanding of the saying that "the Dugu family has never been unreasonable": It's obviously your little sister who bullies me every day, and she doesn't confuse right and wrong, right? I haven't even come to grandpa to complain, you guys?
The evildoer complained first? This is really unreasonable!
As for that girl Dugu Xiaoyi, with the tyranny of your Dugu family, there are still people in this world who dare to bully her? This is simply an autumn fairy tale.
"How dare you refuse to admit it! You want to deny it after eating everything..." Duguxiong on the side roared. Halfway through the roar, he suddenly raised his head with confusion on his face, took two deep breaths from his huge nostrils, and blinked.
Blinking his eyes, he asked: "What does it smell like? Why does it smell so good? It smells so good!"
The other six people were indeed a family. They also noticed something was wrong almost at the same time. The smell was really... too tempting. They couldn't recover for a moment. They were awakened by Dugu Xiong's words. They didn't care about Jun Moxie and started to stir.
The nose searched for it, and the seven nostrils sucked wildly together, suddenly sucking the surrounding area into a vacuum.
Jun Moxie felt a little suffocated inexplicably. Well, the oxygen supply is insufficient? What kind of lung capacity is this!
"It smells so good, it smells like wine." Dugu Ying closed her eyes and twitched her nose, her face full of confidence.
"Nonsense! How can there be such fragrant wine? I'm going to get drunk!" Dugu Xiong still raised his head to the sky with an intoxicated look on his face.
"This is definitely not wine, but fairy wine." Dugu Hao looked like an expert, shaking his head as if he had drunk it before.
"Get out of here, uncle! What kind of fairy wine? You're really ignorant. Just stay aside..." Dugujie cursed out loud.
"My uncle is your father, why don't you tell him to go away and try?" Dugu Hao retorted, his face red and his neck thick.
"Could it be Mi Xiang?" Dugu blurted out that it was Mi Xiang, but his nose was sniffing wildly.
"Even if it's a scent, little brother, I would rather be fascinated every day. God, please let me be fascinated for a little longer. What if I can't smell it anymore?!" Dugu's face was full of intoxication. Among the seven brothers,
, he was the one who sucked the loudest.
"Promising!" Dugu Qian despised the virtues of his six brothers. He cursed with infinite contempt, but he closed his eyes in intoxication.
.........These seven people were shaking their heads one by one, closing their eyes and sniffing wildly towards the sky. They didn't even notice that there were a dozen or so large wine jars that were very conspicuously placed less than a foot away in front of them. Inside.
The head of the yellow wine was exuding an intoxicating fragrance and penetrated their nostrils.
Jun Moxie was dumbfounded: There are such people in the world! And there are seven of them! The creation of nature is indeed wonderful... He couldn't help but cough.
Disturbed by his voice, they finally came to their senses. The seven brothers all opened their eyes in a somewhat embarrassed manner. When they saw Jun Moxie right in front of them, they immediately remembered the mission and were about to step forward to grab the boy and hand him over without saying a word.
Task, suddenly seven people stopped together, and fourteen eyeballs were raised at the same time - I saw a table had been set up in front of me at some point, and Jun Moxie happened to be sitting at the table leisurely, holding a cup in his hand.
A transparent white jade wine glass. The glass is full of something with an attractive light yellow color. He squinted his eyes and brought it to his mouth. He took a small sip gently, and then looked intoxicated.
He opened his mouth and let out a long breath, and chanted in a mellow voice like a moan that seemed to be extremely comfortable: "Good~wine~~ah~~~"
That thing was actually wine. How could wine be so clear and transparent? What other wine in the world could exude such an intoxicating fragrance!
"Brother, look at that... it's really wine?" Dugujie swallowed his saliva: "It smells so good."
"Nonsense! Can it be vinegar if it's not wine? Is your vinegar so fragrant? It's such a good wine. Why have you never seen such a good wine?!" Dugu Hao drooled and dripped on the ground.
, but I haven’t forgotten the irony.
"Don't say we've met, I've never even heard of it! I really want to have a bite!" Dugu Chong wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said "bah" twice, and his sleeves were wet.
"Nonsense! Who doesn't want to have a bite!" The six brothers despised it at the same time.
"Jun Moxie!" Dugu Yingshi roared in a shocking voice, and then his voice suddenly dropped, even a little gentle: "What is that in your hand?"
It’s hard to imagine that a strong man like Zhang Fei could speak so gently!
"Don't you understand? It's a wine glass, what else could it be?!" Jun Moxie shook the wine glass, but accidentally spilled some of the wine in the glass, and splashed it on the ground. Suddenly, the surrounding wine
The fragrance at least doubled in intensity in an instant.
The seven people's eyes widened at the same time, and they lowered their heads in unison, looking at the wet patch on the ground, with fire in their eyes: It was such a heinous sin to waste this kind of unheard-of and unseen top-quality wine! It is intolerable.
I can't bear it even if my uncle can bear it... we can't bear it either!
"I know that's a wine glass! I'm asking you, what's in that wine glass?" Duguying roared in a low voice.
"This is my home! I can put whatever I like in my wine glass. I can put vinegar in it, and I can also pour soy sauce in the wine glass." Jun Moxie didn't even raise his eyebrows, he simply crossed his legs and swayed leisurely.
He said: "Of course, you can also pour wine."
When he said the last two words, he picked up the wine glass and took another sip. He smacked his tongue twice. He suddenly woke up from a dream and opened his eyes: "By the way, what are you doing here? Hurry up and tell me, if nothing happens, just
Please do as you please."
The Dugu brothers' eyes did not leave Jun Moxie's hand at all. It was probably the wine glass that was shaking in their hands. Their hearts were racing up and down, fearing that even a little bit of the top-quality wine would spill out, which would be such a waste!
"We were ordered to catch you..." Dugu Xiong replied casually, but before he could finish his words, Dugu Hao stomped his foot hard, and he picked up one of his feet in pain and jumped up and down.
"We have been ordered to invite Young Master Jun to visit us for a chat. In order to enhance the deep friendship between Jun and Dugu families." Dugu Hao tried his best to look elegant, shaking his head and chewing on words. As he shook his head and shook his head, the saliva at the corner of his mouth was drooling.
It was thrown in all directions, and Jun Moxie had to cover the mouth of the wine glass with his hand.
Duguying next to her also suddenly became smarter. She opened her mouth wide and was about to speak, but she was so full of saliva that she couldn't say anything. She swallowed it with a gulp and said, "That's right, that's what my old man meant.
The affection between our two families is deep and irrespective of each other. We can share all good things, hehehe..."
The other six people nodded at the same time, with neat movements. Six parabolas appeared gracefully on the mouths of the six macho men.
"Ah ha, Mr. Dugu is so polite." Jun Moxie's face was impatient, and he poured out the wine in the glass with a "swipe" sound. This wine has not been diluted yet, and its stamina is huge. Jun
Moye naturally refused to drink more. It was not a rare thing anyway, so he stood up happily and said: "In that case, let's go now, so that Mr. Dugu won't be anxious."
"Fuck!" When the seven brothers saw Jun Moxie spilling a large glass of fine wine, they all spoke at the same time.
"What~~?" Jun Moxie said in a long voice.
"Ho ho ho ho..." The seven brothers laughed dryly at the same time, and Dugu Ying said with saliva: "Mr. Jun, our two families have a deep friendship. We brothers are here to treat you to a treat. Can you give this wine to our family... to try?"
"
Jun Moxie's face was full of reluctance, and he shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I don't have much here. This is the best wine that has never appeared before. Just a drop of it, uh, it's too strong, not to mention a drop of a thousand gold.
I have to keep it and enjoy it slowly." He pointed at it and said regretfully: "I only have these few jars, if I drink them all, they will be gone."
It doesn't matter now, the eyes of the seven brothers followed the direction of his finger, and they couldn't move their eyes away anymore!