Chapter 22 of the fourth part, can you be so unlucky?
Ke'er was so frightened by his young master that he trembled and said timidly: "Master, are you okay..." Master Xindao has finally corrected his evil ways for a few months, but why does his expression look so strange today? He looked quite obscene and obscene back then.
I mean, don't go back to the playboy and prodigal son you were before... In the palace.
Immediately after the angry shout, there was a "bang", and a huge body, with all the fat trembling in vain, suddenly shot out from the inside like a meteor, directly hitting the last hard wall against a humanoid figure.
There was a big hole, and something like rotten meat fell heavily to the ground with a "pop" sound.
At the same time, an unspeakable stench filled the air in an instant... Tang Yuan, Fatty Tang!
But at this moment, he was completely unconscious, with blood pouring out of the corner of his mouth, his eyes closed tightly, his naked body lying on the ground, and there was a yellow patch under his crotch... On top of his originally round butt,
There is a deep palm print on it, which is ferocious purple-green. The edge of the palm print is highly swollen, and the inside is already bruised and purple-black - the bone may be broken, and that part can be removed.
How much force does it take to break a bone in the body... Everyone present felt as if they were struck by lightning, their eyebrows were beating wildly. They really couldn't imagine what this fat man had done, how could he cause someone who was always as cold as snow to
, the aloof and arrogant Mr. Zhu is so furious!
It's so miserable, so pitiful, that he was beaten like this, and even the objects of grain reincarnation were beaten out... In the palace, Mr. Zhu Zhuzhu's face was full of despair, and his whole body was shaking like chaff. His previous demeanor
, the cold, calm, proud attitude, all disappeared... Mr. Zhu's face was yellow and yellow, even blinding his eyes, his snow-white head and eyebrows, his snow-white robe, snow-white... In short,
There are yellow specks on many key parts... The most terrifying thing is that one should vomit first... in the mouth... Under Jun Moxie's design, and with Tang Yuan's erroneous cooperation, Boss Zhu selected
The timing was so coincidental... just as he was breaking it off with a wooden stick, Tang Yuan, who had been patient for a long time, finally couldn't help it, and the waterfall flew down three thousand feet like a torrent, spraying straight down.
...Uh...the correct statement is that the Yellow River overflowed and burst its banks... Tang Shangshu was angry!
Anyone who sees his son being beaten from a relatively fat man to a pile of tattered flesh will be angry!
Why? Isn’t my son just a little fatter? Even if you, Old Eunuch Zhu, have the power of life and death in this level, you can only treat people as unqualified and be done with it. As for beating people into such a bad shape? This is too much
That's too much! It seems that the fat man only had his last breath as thin as a gossamer... In other words, Fatty Tang was able to save his life in such an accident. It was truly a blessing from his ancestors! Jun Moxie originally just wanted him to be alive.
She farted at a critical moment, and as a result, she tampered with the doctor's orders without authorization, and even intensified her overeating, which led to the Yellow River bursting. The old eunuch Zhu, who is very particular about mysophobia, suffered this unnecessary disaster today, and did not deal with it on the spot.
If he was beaten to death, it would be a great honor to the Emperor, er, a great honor to Tang Shang Shu.
"Zhu Zhuzhu! What do you mean!? Give me an explanation!" Tang Shangshu shouted loudly, his whole body shaking with heartache. Seeing his son's miserable condition, he wanted to cut Zhu Zhuzhu into pieces!
After a long, long time, a gloomy voice full of violence shouted coldly: "Tang Qianyu, if I hadn't taken care of the face of that old man Tang Wanli, you and your son would never have thought that one of you could have walked out alive. Now
, Lift up your bastard son and disappear from me immediately! Don’t wait for me to change my mind and leave you and your son here.”
"Everyone outside, get out of here!" Finally, there was a roar of thunder, followed by a heartbreaking sound of vomiting. It could be heard that Mr. Zhu was vomiting particularly badly now. I don't know why.
What?
I heard that Mr. Zhu is very particular about cleanliness. Could it be that he was burped by the yellow and white thing that the fat man stepped on?
Everyone outside was looking at each other and guessing, and then fled in a hurry... The smell here is so... right!
As for Tang Shangshu, although he was angry, he really didn't dare to speak back. It is only right for a good man not to suffer the immediate loss and to take his son to get treatment quickly!
By the time Tang Shangshu understood the truth, it was already the next day; Mr. Tang Wanli angrily went to the palace to find Zhu Zhuzhu to seek justice for his grandson. Thinking about it, he felt aggrieved. We and that old eunuch Zhu have been together for decades.
Old friend, you didn't just raise your hand and let my grandson pass, but you actually beat him like this? It's really unbearable!
The final result of seeking justice is that Mr. Tang fully understands what is tolerable and what is intolerable, and he comes back in disgrace. He is furious. Fatty Tang must be enforced according to the family law. All the women in the Tang family, Mr. Tang
The wife, Fatty Tang's mother and others all knelt on the ground. After all their efforts, Mr. Tang finally succeeded in exterminating the family without justice. Speaking of which, Fatty was indeed seriously injured this time. In addition to the serious external injuries,
, as well as serious internal injuries. If I were really baptized by some family law, I might really be able to confess!
However, the sequelae were still serious. Mr. Tang and Tang Shangshu were anxious and heartbroken. After all, for this matter, the Tang family spent almost all their money and favors, and finally all the joints were opened.
As soon as Old Eunuch Zhu passed this test, the family was ready to hold a banquet to celebrate.
It happened that at this extremely critical moment, Fatty Tang had a surge, and the Yellow River overflowed. And this time, the rush was not just an adjective, but a real rush, which directly shocked Zhu, who always had a mysophobia.
The old eunuch has a face and a body...well, a mouth!
Let alone the mysophobic old eunuch Zhu, no one can stand it!
Both Mr. Tang and Mr. Tang were so angry that they lay on the bed because of Tang Yuan's earth-shattering move. The old man lay on the bed with dull eyes and kept repeating: I had always heard about "diarrhea at critical moments" before, and always thought it was just a joke.
Cursing words, now I finally know that this kind of weird and evil things really exist. Just because evil things are rare does not mean that they will never happen... Fatty Tang just regained his consciousness and was still seriously injured when he was
Immediately, Mr. Tang was furious and kicked out of the house! "From now on, you are no longer my grandson, Tang Wanli! You are no longer a member of the Tang family! Hurry up and disappear from my eyes, and your surname will disappear forever!"
Things are really big!
The fat man was still very loyal and did not choose to betray Jun Moxie under such circumstances. After wailing twice, he was escorted by a group of women's soldiers and marched towards Jun's house.
This is also the only place that Fatty Tang can defect to right now, and it is also the place designated by Grandma Tang for her grandson. There are three reasons: first, Tang Yuan and Jun Moxie are best friends. Who would this brother choose to defect to if he does not defect to him at this time? Second, Fatty
There is an injury on the body, and the injury is not serious. Jun Moxie finally has a companion here. Jun Moxie is a recognized waste anyway, right? Thirdly, the two families are not far apart. The Detachment of Women can come to visit at any time.
When leaving the Tang family, Tang Yuan issued two orders: first, take away a large cabinet from my room; second, beat the guy who washed my clothes to death with a stick.
The first point is easy to understand. In the big cabinet is Tang Yuan's personal money over the years. It is a lot of money. Naturally, he has to take it with him. He may have to rely on this to settle down in the future. As for the laundryman, Tang Yuan is ruthless.
That's where he came from: He was a talented man, and he was a well-known talented man at the Golden Autumn Talent Fair! It was Tang Yuan who deliberately abused this hypocrite and talented man and then took him to wash his clothes. He hated Tang Yuan to the core.
Now that Tang Yuan has been expelled from the house, this guy is free in disguise. With this talented man's evil intentions, if he sneaks out to find a master to fight against Tang Yuan, well, it seems that the talented man can do such a thing.
come out.
And Tang Yuan naturally doesn't want such a time bomb to exist. Anyway, he doesn't know when he will come back, so he can kill him as soon as possible to save worry... In Fatty Tang's current half-conscious state, after being bloody by his grandfather and father,
It’s really not easy for me to still think of this after a lot of scolding.
When he arrived at Jun's house, Jun Zhantian was laughing arrogantly in his grandson's small yard - of course Mr. Jun was the first to hear about such a fun thing due to his lofty status.
Tang Wanli's grandson actually pooped directly into the mouth of Zhu Zhuzhu, one of the masters of the Forbidden Palace... After receiving such explosive news, Mr. Jun staggered home laughing all the way home. When he came back, he said,
Jun Moxie suddenly stood there in a daze like a chicken struck by lightning.
Oh my god, oh my god, fat man, you really dare to correct this and release such a violent script. According to the analysis of information collected by Junda Killer from various aspects, it seems that the old eunuch Zhu is at least a master of Tianxuan.
The real strength is not even under Grandpa Jun Zhan Tian, what kind of character is that!
Seeing that his grandson had no intention of laughing when he heard such an outrageous joke, and instead remained speechless, the old man was puzzled and asked.
Jun Moxie held his head, and said with a mixture of crying and laughter: "This idea seems to be something that maybe should have come from me..." Jun Zhantian and Jun Wuyi both choked up and looked at each other.
Looking at Jun Moxie, he was stunned.
Although several uncertain modal particles were added in front of it, the message was even more violent. If Old Eunuch Zhu knew that this incident was not an accident, but man-made, then... Jun and Tianye would both have an affair.
Khan... "My original intention was just to let him fart casually while Eunuch Zhu was checking... his butt... so I gave him a gas-enhancing medicine..." Jun Moxie looked innocently
Looking at his grandfather and his uncle. "Fat Tang doesn't want to be an official, so...who would have thought that something that was easy to handle would turn into what it is now through Fatty's hands, what a twist of fate!"
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