"You and your family are all the vomitus of this young master! The vomitus of your life!" Jun Moxie said with difficulty, and suddenly yelled: "Fat Tang, I have kindly taken you in today, if you can't beat me
As a business empire, I will take out all the fat from your body and light up the sky lanterns! Remember what I said today!"
"I was born to do this." Tang Yuan tried his best to raise his fat neck and said very proudly: "First tell me your plan and see if there is anything I can improve on, and then I will give it to you.
Give me some pointers, and then watch this young master show off his skills, how to get all the gold and silver in the world into your arms!"
"It's in your arms!" Jun Moxie corrected him: "You have to be responsible for making money for me, and you are also responsible for spending money for me! Otherwise, the money is of no use? If it can't be used properly, even if
It’s no use piling up a mountain of gold!”
He took out a few pieces of paper from his arms and said, "I don't have time to tell you. This is the plan I wrote. Look, I don't understand these things very well. You claim to be an expert. You need to give me more opinions. In the future
Let's do this." After saying that, he slapped Tang Yuan's injured key parts, and Shi Shiran walked out amidst Fatty Tang's screams and curses like killing a pig.
Tang Yuan muttered disdainfully: "I have been doing business all my life, and you are the only one who writes a business plan for me to read? It's so damn funny! I'll take a nap first and then I can revise it for you and start class."
"As soon as he closed his eyes, he stuffed Jun Moxie's pieces of paper under his pillow and fell into a deep sleep.
It's not that Jun Moxie doesn't want to see the fat man, but that Young Master Jun is really busy, very busy, very busy. In the past two days, whether he was walking or sleeping, he was studying some weird Yin-Yang escape method - can
Being invisible anytime and anywhere is simply a life-saving talisman. As long as you master this skill, who can do anything to me? Even if all the supreme gods in the world are besieging me, I will become invisible with a squeeze of the secret, um,
You idiots, how can you kill me if you can't see me?
So Jun Moxie worked tirelessly and used the greatest enthusiasm to practice this Yin-Yang Escape. In order to experience this method, Jun Moxie could use all the energy in his body fifty times at most in one day.
Fifty times people have gone to the building empty, and what is there to exhaust... Although there is a strong supply from Hongjun Tower, Jun Moxie is still in short supply: he is studying every moment, and the Yin-Yang Escape Technique requires spiritual energy every time he moves.
The power is very strong, and often within two exercises, Jun Moxie's hard-earned spiritual power will be gone. So Hongjun Pagoda outputs it crazily to make up for it, and then Jun Moxie practices again, and then again
Take time out, make up for it again... the cycle starts over and over again.
However, this repeated process also brought about a good cycle for Young Master Jun, which directly caused Jun Moxie's skill to rise to a higher level in these two days.
But the disadvantage of Young Master Jun is that without the guidance of a famous teacher, he can only rely on his own exploration. This is like a blind man trying to figure out the elephant, a little experiment, and he has suffered a lot.
What really depresses Jun Moxie is that he has been practicing so hard that he is physically and mentally exhausted, even his tireless soul is tired, but it seems to have no effect at all. If there is any effect, it is to add Xiao Luo
Li Keer felt a little nervous. This was the only effect... "Ke'er, can you see me?"
"I can see it, young master, what do you mean? Do you want to tell Ke'er a joke?" Ke'er opened her big round eyes, tilted her head, and looked at him inexplicably.
"Oh..." Jun Moxie flashed back to the study.
"...Master, excuse me, why are you blocking my way?" Ke'er raised her head.
..."...Master, please don't pull my clothes."
..."Master, you have messed up my head..."
..."Master, why are you pressing your face against the wall? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
...So Jun Moxie ended the wall penetration test angrily.
"Master, you are very strange today..."
"Gege, Master, your posture is so ugly..."
……………… "Ah! Young Master, Young Master, what are you... doing... Oh... don't hit your head against the tree. If you have a headache, I'll call a doctor for you."
..." The little Loli was completely scared... "Fuck!" Jun Moxie went crazy, "How on earth should I practice this crap?
Are you fucking kidding me?!" After trying it hundreds of times, Killer Jun sat down speechlessly under the big tree in the yard. In order to practice this escape technique, Young Master Jun paid a heavy price.
, at least the red forehead is the result of trying to pass through the wall... The bumps on the top of the head are like the head of Sakyamuni Buddha; this is testing the escape technique... leaping high, and then lowering the head and feet,
The brush was smashed upside down, and there was a thud, and gold stars popped up randomly... The clothes were on fire, and there were blisters on the body. This was the only result of practicing the fire escape technique... As for the wind escape technique... Ahem, Young Master Jun is still there for the time being.
I don’t know, as for the core Yin-Yang Escape... "Damn it, do you want me to go to hell to practice it?"
"If I keep practicing, I may have to travel through time again..." Jun Moxie looked at his scarred body sadly, lowered his head suddenly, and inserted his shaggy head into his crotch, and Gulu rolled on his balls.
On the ground... Ke'er was terrified!
Mr. Jun has been away from home often since he passed on the power of the head of the family to his son Jun Wuyi. And Mr. Jun has been missing since he learned the art of disguise. Little Loli had no choice but to go and invite him.
When Guan Qinghan came over, he saw Young Master Jun with his head in his crotch, his whole body bent into a ball shape, rolling around on the ground... The most inappropriate thing is that there are some clothes that are not covering his body... such as his buttocks
The big burned hole was very white and dazzling, although the skin was indeed very smooth. He said, bah, what are you thinking about... "What are you doing?" Guan Qinghan was a little surprised and looked at the brother-in-law with a cold face: "Abuse.
Are you having fun?" I really don't know how crazy or evil this guy is. Look at this, he's more performance art than a beggar!
Jun Moxie seemed to be confused and raised his head, mumbling something as if he was crazy. His eyes were bloodshot. He stared at Guan Qinghan for a while, but it was as if he didn't see anything. Suddenly he held his head and began to think deeply.
, and immediately jumped up with a "waha" sound, hit the tree with a bang, and fell back in a mess, lying on the ground with his arms stretched out and looking at the sky, but his eyes were full of thoughts... Guan Qinghan again
He was angry and funny, and scolded: "Stand up for me! How can you behave like this?! It's a shame that you are the only descendant of the third generation of the Jun family!"
But Jun Moxie is now fully immersed in the study of Yin and Yang Escape. Once he concentrates, he has no distractions. To put it nicely, everything around him is out of his sight and in his heart. To put it badly, it is just a stick.
The sinew has penetrated into the corner of the bull. No matter whether it hits the south wall or not, it will not look back. Even if it hits the head and bleeds, it will only continue to hit it again. How can you hear what Guan Qinghan is saying? You don’t even know that you are beautiful now.
My sister-in-law Guan Qinghan has already arrived in front of me!
This is what he is persistent about, and it may also be the reason for his success - whatever he does, he concentrates all his energy and intelligence and goes all out to do his best!
He frowned and thought hard for a while, then suddenly jumped up again, falling straight down with his head and feet... "Bang!" Jun Moxie twitched a few times, rolled his eyes, and said with a silly smile: "I
I need to practice my kung fu quickly so that I can peek at my beautiful sister-in-law taking a bath..." Then he straightened up and fainted.
God knows how this sentence slipped out of his mouth! I'm afraid even Jun Moxie himself can't figure out why he said this sentence in a confused state... My God, God, and God, this
What's the matter?
In front of his beautiful sister-in-law, he told her that he was going to peek at her taking a bath... Guan Qinghan was so angry that his delicate body trembled and his pretty face turned pale!
"Young Mistress, the young master is... confused now. He is talking nonsense. Don't take it seriously. The young master... he has... made a lot of progress recently." Ke'er blushed, waved her hands in embarrassment, and stammered in explanation.
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Guan Qinghan's eyes felt like spitting fire, and he snorted coldly: "Ke'er, are you even helping this bastard to do evil now?" Without saying a word, he rushed forward, kicked him hard with a "bang", and thought
If you still don't feel relieved, you have to take action again.
But Jun Moxie uttered an ouch and stood up straight from the ground. The expression on his face was surprise, happiness, and confusion. His expression changed several times in an instant, making him look extremely weird.
Guan Qinghan said nothing, with tears in her eyes; what Jun Moxie said just now was a great humiliation to her! She opened her hand and hit Jun Moxie in the face.
Jun Moxie raised his head, took a step back, dodged the palm, and said in surprise: "Sister-in-law, okay, what are you going to do?" According to his intuition, the blow just now was definitely not a normal sparring match.
At my level, if I were really beaten, I would probably lose half of my teeth!
"You know it in your heart! You bastard!" Guan Qinghan shouted angrily, his pretty face was frosty, and he pressed forward step by step.
Jun Moxie walked step by step and dodged calmly: "I don't remember offending my sister-in-law. Why is my sister-in-law acting like this today?"
"How else do you want to offend me?" Guan Qinghan saw this bastard brother-in-law's shameless excuses and snorted coldly. Seeing that his fists and kicks could not do anything to him, he suddenly pulled out the long sword at his waist with a "clang" sound, and the sword light flashed in the air.
He dodged, swiped, and stabbed towards Jun Moxie's shoulder.
Jun Moxie was startled, what happened? He actually used the knife? He was confused and rolled and crawled to avoid it. He had overdrawn the Xuan Gong in his body no less than a hundred times today, and he was already exhausted physically and mentally. At this moment, he was exhausted again.
Just now, I suddenly realized something, and the spiritual energy I had finally replenished was exhausted again. At this moment, facing Guan Qinghan was tantamount to being abused, especially since I couldn't fight back, so it was naturally even more stressful!
As soon as she had a bad thought, she made a quick decision and turned around to run away. Ke'er jumped up and down to stop Guan Qinghan, but how could she stop the angry Guan Qinghan with her little skills? Fatty Tang heard the sound from outside and lay on the bed and shouted:
"Killing people..."
It suddenly became a mess.
At this moment, the concierge guard trotted over: "Young Master, Young Madam, Mr. Jiangnan Butler and the two young masters are here to visit."
Guan Qinghan let out an "ah" sound, and the long sword fell to the ground.
Jun Moxie tilted his nose and muttered: "I haven't done anything yet, why is my mother-in-law already here?"