Part Four Chapter Thirty-Eight My Name is Mei Xueyan
"Hahaha..." Seeing such an extremely funny and weird scene in front of them, everyone couldn't help but laugh wildly. Even the dudes who followed Murong Qianjun and prepared to mock Jun Moxie laughed until they burst into tears.
Holding my belly and twitching.
The room was full of old men. Most of them got married very early these days. No one knew what that meant. Moreover, during the military career, it seemed that such dirty talk was normal, but this move by Mr. Jun was really serious.
Somewhat unexpectedly funny!
Even the several veteran generals on the battlefield nearby couldn't help but open their mouths and laugh wildly. They laughed a few times. They felt something was wrong, so they hurriedly held back, but they couldn't help it, and finally burst out laughing unscrupulously.
The only person who was confused was the person involved, Murong Qianjun and Murong Xiaoxiao. Murong Xiaoxiao only felt an unbearable pain in his head, but he didn’t know that his head had been extensively modified. He couldn’t help but angrily said: "Is it funny? In the military camp, he was beaten.
Paoze, it can be said that he has committed a heinous crime! This young master... this general will definitely report this matter to the marshal and punish him severely! Hey! What are you laughing at? What's so funny!"
The "one-horned horn" on his head was shiny red in the sun, and seemed to be getting stronger. With his anger and the surge of energy and blood, it became even more ferocious and majestic, with the entire handsome face.
His face also changed. He spoke with a serious face, but it caused an even more comical effect... At this time, everyone who had just been restrained no longer cared about saving face, and laughed heartily. Some of them were even more direct.
Holding his belly and rolling on the ground: "Oh, this is so ridiculous to me... I can't do it anymore, please forgive me, haha..."
After hearing the news, Commander-in-Chief Jun Wuyi and the generals were furious when they saw the chaos here. Suddenly, they saw Murong Qianjun's strange appearance. They immediately wanted to laugh, but then they realized that they really shouldn't laugh.
, hurriedly held it back, but it was too fast, and the smile was too strong, and everyone choked directly in the wind, even the always serious Marshal Jun was no exception.
Young Master Jun was not spared and was punished again. Marshal Jun was so angry that he almost imprisoned this guy.
This is too trouble-making, too trouble-making, right?
He is simply the legendary trouble-causing goblin!
And the energy of the troubled goblin has obviously not been exhausted, because the whole incident is not over yet... That night, the two groups who had just set up camp clashed again. The Murong family was about to avenge their son, and Jun Moxie's
Two hundred and fifty guards clashed.
Jun Moxie was also helpless with this number. Even if there was one more person, it would be great, but after the two teams of Cantian Soul Eater rested, there were only four people who could not join the team because their previous injuries were too serious. The others were not available.
It was a serious problem, so of course he would accompany him. So Young Master Jun took his two hundred and fifty men and joined the army gloriously. Jun Moye would feel depressed just thinking about it when he had free time!
Two hundred and fifty people is enough, but two hundred and fifty people plus myself, it is exactly: 25o1, holy shit, why is this young master so stupid? You can just grab anyone and break their legs when they come out.
, but when I think about it, it’s still wrong. If I only break one person’s leg, wouldn’t it be exactly 250 plus myself? It seems that I have to break the legs of at least two people, and that’s not right. Isn’t that 25o-1? I’m confused.
...The final result of the battle between the two sides was very shocking. The two hundred people here were actually extremely ferocious. They beat the five hundred generals of the Murong family to a pulp, and they complained incessantly. They were "disabled" beyond words, because there were really countless
Ten people were disabled!
This aroused public outrage, and all the aristocratic families accused Jun Moxie of not giving in, tit for tat, and there was going to be another bloody conflict.
Jun Yiyi finally discovered that the previous plans of himself and the old man were all fantasy and conjecture. Jun Moxie existed in the army, and he was directly a complete black sheep, and even more of a cancer! It was better to eliminate it as soon as possible. Keep it for a long time.
, it is inevitable that his rat excrement will ruin a good pot of porridge.
He only came out in the afternoon. The day has not passed, it is not yet evening, and it is not dark yet. This guy has been punished three times! He has offended all those who can be offended and those who cannot be offended! If it is really based on military law
To treat him, his head had already fallen off at least twice... So, he was beaten hard again, and then severely reprimanded - "Take your two hundred and five and get out of here!" | Jun Wuyijun
The commander-in-chief said: "In view of your boy's performance, I will now give you a major task, so that you can be punished and make meritorious service! I have specially ordered Jun Moxie to be the vanguard. He will open roads through mountains and build bridges when encountering water. If there are any omissions that lead to the loss of the army,
Come and see me directly!"
When Jun Moxie suddenly heard this order, he felt as if he was being pardoned. He bowed his head happily and used a tone of triumphant villain, as if he were leading the order in the play. He looked majestic but was actually extremely artificial.
A line from Peking Opera: "De~~~oh~~ling~~"
Then he made a flying goose's wing shape with his hands, circled half a circle, took two slow and steady steps, then changed to a small step, and flew out of the tent happily.
There was a room full of staring old men, who couldn't help laughing. This boy was actually the only third-generation descendant of the Jun family? The direct descendant of the military god family?
Jun Wuyijun, the Grand Marshal, was endlessly entangled, and he could only think of four words in his mind - the family is unlucky!
Young Master Jun will still take into account the depression of his third uncle. We have finally got rid of this bullshit military career that can kill people. In a short time, I actually received three fat beatings. I am still completely unable to
Fight back! If this continues, it will take at least more than a month to walk all the way to Tiannan. Whether you will die by then or whether it will be embarrassing or not is not a matter of debate, but the legendary "Iron Butt Magic" will definitely reach its peak!
Being a pioneer, quack, quack, that means that from now on, I have the final say! As for building roads across mountains and rivers, building bridges and so on, I am not very proficient, but my brother will definitely wipe out all the bandits and robbers we encounter along the way.
All mediocre! Leave no one behind!
What a great training opportunity!
Jun Moxie was afraid that Commander Jun Wuyi would suddenly change his order again, so on the night he accepted the order, with one order, two hundred and fifty people flew out of the camp, like a sharp arrow, quickly piercing the vast night, just like
Marshal Jun's wish, these 25o1 disappeared without a trace.
In the next two days, Marshal Jun Wuyi was surprised to find out how wise his decision to send Jun Moxie as the vanguard was! It was simply a stroke of genius, or it was the legendary "eye for recognizing talents"!
Everyone makes the best use of their talents, and they are used very well!
Not to mention the smoothness of this journey, the army seemed to be on a sightseeing tour along the way. Along the path of Jun Moxie's vanguard troops, the journey was smooth and smooth, and the officials along the way were very close.
Welcoming, for fear of not being well-received, and as for the military supplies, only the excess was given, and there was absolutely no deduction at all.
As for the thieves and bandits along the way, Young Master Jun directly used the autumn wind to sweep away the fallen leaves, sweeping them all the way! He even went two hundred miles away from the official road to sweep away. This pioneer journey was directly a journey to suppress bandits!
All the way there, a bloody road, a bloody road!
This is the training journey that Young Master Jun takes to become Can Tian, devouring souls and purifying blood!
Not to mention Jun Moxie, even Jun Wuyi could imagine what it would be like for these two hundred and fifty people to fight all the way to Tiannan, and what kind of murderous aura they would cultivate!
And murderousness and bloodshed are destined along the way, this is the soul of these two troops!
Jun Yiyi led the army, and the first county he passed through was okay, but when Jun Yiyi saw the magistrate of the second county, it was as if he saw a grudge woman leaning against the door and looking at her husband.
When the county magistrate saw Jun Wuyi's eyes, it was as if he was seeing his long-lost mother, no, it should be his biological father!
Tears abound!
It turns out that this guy's reputation as an official was a bit low. It happened that when Young Master Jun came here, his butt was a little painful from the saddle, so this guy's good days were coming.
First, Young Master Jun decided to take a carriage, and it also had to be a luxurious one. It had to be completed within one day, and the schedule for each hour was set! During this period, Young Master Jun gave full play to his previous achievements.
I's erudite knowledge helped the county magistrate settle old accounts over the years.
The county magistrate's methods are quite good. He carefully summoned nearly a hundred craftsmen from far and near, and worked conscientiously to the most stringent standards, according to the most comfortable riding idea, and at the fastest speed, finally within the specified time.
A luxurious carriage was built! And the materials required for this carriage completely wiped out the poor official's several years of greed and squandering, and even owed a large amount of foreign debt!
When it was finally confirmed that the work was completed, the poor official came to Jun Da Pioneer to report with trepidation. At this time, Jun Moxie was using the account book as a fan to fan the wind, and gave him a very sincere and thoughtful education and guidance.
"I'm talking about Fei Zhuchang..." This guy's name is actually called 'Fat Pig Intestine'. When Young Master Jun first learned about this, he couldn't help but marveled at it for a long time. He said that the world is so big and the world is so vast.
It's no wonder that the standard of this guy's parents is definitely quite extraordinary.
"You are too unprofessional, aren't you? It is said that the sky is high and the emperor is far away. You have been the county magistrate for five years, and you only collected less than 50,000 taels of silver? It's really too bad!
Damn it! You can't even do a good job as a corrupt official. No wonder you're almost forty years old and you're still just a rubbish county magistrate! After five years of corruption, my God, you actually gave me a carriage and then disappeared. I heard
Isn’t that enough?..." Jun Moxie shook his head and sighed, feeling a little sad for his misfortune and angry at him.
"Yes, yes... what the young general said is that the lower official is really incompetent..." Feizhuchang touched the cold sweat on his face and answered tremblingly. He was complaining in his heart: My ancestor Huangtian, your carriage even has wheels.
It's a hundred-year-old rosewood, and there are four pearls inlaid in the carriage. This and this... were all bought with my money. The rosewood is not enough. You even removed the door panels and bed panels of my house. What else do you want?
Not to mention the corruption before, our family is completely devastated, and there is also a famine, how can we allow people to live?